The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 11, 1915, Page 4

ee Outbursts of Ev Member of the Sorippe Northwest League of Newspapers Published Daily by The Star Publishing Os Phone Main 9400 JUST ONE ITEM SHOWS AMR AL SAM M’GOWAN, paymaster general, has got out an annual report that's loaded with figures on what we've got, what we ought to get and what we've had, but only one little item of $57,000 interests us. It seems that shortage of rherchant ships com- pelled the navy department to send two loads of coal to the Philippines in navy colliers, and, conse- quently, Uncle Sam saved $57,000. It is a fine object lesson on “Let Uncle Sam Do It!” and a mighty strong suggestion that, in peace times, the navy could be made of some im- mediate use. POLICE WIN LITERARY GLORY IVE police inspectors were recently appointed a committee to investigate unemployment con- ditions in New York. Policemen are undoubtedly active in social service most of the time but they are seldom so accredited. Few of them would claim any special training as social investigators. They are not often college graduates. They are not accustomed to attend lectures at a school of philanthropy. And yet the New York policemen returned wey, (CHIC) How-DO, Everrer—- SHAKE, OLE MAN (Hic) SHAKE — none / 44 SHAKE ? — at ALL RIGNT— WITH THE GREATEST OF PLEASURE I!!! = NS = \(|!/ ‘ af 47 A = | } ]” Wp Observations “WHERE WILL the country be in 1920, under four more years of democratic misrule?” queries Charles Sumner Bird. Search us. Where will it be, Charles? Tell us quick, if you know, for we want to arrange to be with it, wherever it is. Anyhow, it’s a “bird” of a question, isn’t it? what is considered one of the best reports ever made on unemployment. SCIENCE VS. SENTIMENT LUE eyes and golden curls no longer qualify an arphan for adoption. Prospective foster parents now depend on science to tell them which baby is desirable. Even after mental and physical tests have been passed, little John Does and Jane Roes are con- sidered with regard to their dispositions and adapt- ability. And if they are too self-conscious and egotisti cal they are considered no more desirable than if physically deformed, Science picks the NORMAL baby—and teaches the rest of us to appreciate our “just average” darlings. ANOTHER GREASE SPOT! T HE condition of the lavatory for men in the base- ment of the Seattle public library is a disgrace to the city. A little more respect for privacy should be shown by those who have the building in charge. Get busy at once, Mr. Librarian. pie ST A KITCHEY~-KITCHEY KITCHEY - Koo— PLL CATCH You ILt CATCH You at | Tom,! WANT MRS, JONES To \ WALK OVER To THE DRUG | STORE WITH ME - WiLL You TAKE | CAR@ OF HER BABY UNTIL ~ WE COME Back § STAR—THURSDAY, NOV. 11, 1915. PAGE 4, EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR erett True] A Married Man’s Troubles EASILY SETTLED © SENSE in that court -martial at San Francisco getting stuck over the question as to whether or not Commander Cowan a flyer and deserving the can be easily decided. Let Cowan fly! Let him go up as hig of the aviation school i extra pay. The matter h as Lieut. Hollis Muller did. Or, let him try the looping as Lieut. Taliaferro did. moted. Taliaferro got kil school ought to be able to No less than eight liet at that San Diego school w them under Cowa six ot head of that school deserves month as an extraordinary Muller got the record for height, and got de- led. But, the head of a do better than his pupils. itenants have been killed ithin the past 30 months, n’s “schooling.” If the $113.63 extra per flyer, let’s see him fly! ON OLD UNCLE EASY-PICKING HE Eastland may be made a United States train- ing ship. We have been looking for something of the kind. Now that the publi more and no individual w as a gift, of course the onl) it on Uncle Sam. He is s OW, See THE PRETTY WATCH, LooK- SEE c will not ride on it any ould have the death ship y thing to do is to unload uch an easy-going, don’t- LOOW-SEE THE NICE RINGS- see ero clase ratte. give-a-darn chap, that it’s a real pleasure to soak him, That's how Uncle was handed that duck pond for a postoffice site in Seattle. RUSSIAN successes are expected to have a great ; “moral effect” om the Balkan states. We have yet to wit- ess any proof that the Balkans have any morals to be affected, at least in this war proposition. A BOLTON, CONN., special says: “At the town election yesterday F. D. Finley was elected school com mitteeman on the democratic ticket and Mrs. Finley to a similar position on the republican ticket, which gives the republicans two more votes on the school board.” Solid republican gain, all right A COUPLE, of Lenox, Mass. gave a champagne dinner and a check for $1,000 to their cook, who had been in their service 20 years. Only a thousand? But of course it’s a joke; there couldn't be any such cook. ELEVEN millionaires are on trial in New York criminal violation of the Sherman anti-trust law, in con- nection with the wrecking of the New Haven. The idea of treating millionaires just like other law-breakers! It's rank heresy NOT TO skid on the road to success requires a lot of sand SITTING ROOM at home beats standing room in the best theatre. Now \F THEY Le ONLY HURRY AND COME Back! ELLA PHANT Is HIS HATES. STELLA SORGHUM SAYS: |) wp and f New Reaver Co. ¢ York ow hands every woman a writ Time ke now and then to let ane jhisteric ruins from the new. Eighteen of 33 cense to pra state her know appttcants for fen't being forgotten. were al Becanse present dog pound aid of Univers safety commit-| ity of Wa and Karl Con a that it be moved | stantine aes on Balkan to site of city incinerator, on south feuds Wednesday night before aide of » Unie Ans ta-| Canadian club tion will be made for erection of ISN'T IT THE TRUTH? new pot t| Every for smug ime od meeting « iness club Thurs ng opium, president of visited to Call Seattle this week en ret fornia, He said he was greatly tm. pressed with Seattle Future European touwtiets will be bothered a lot to pick out the old i try in this in examea, held November 4.9 at, Walla Walla Estate of Mra. Jowephine Ken who died last May, valued at a fellow is arrested the newspa |Up From the Depths!—(Or, Bill Priff’s Return From the Dead).—Part I fH ONE EYE SAM Bis RAL DECIDES To cop Bus ron SWEETHEART HERE. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR ON UNEMPLOYMENT for some years of the opposition Editor The Star: Your corre | aifterent people have made to your| spondent, MoWalters, has struck | publicowned docks, especially the the right n Many families | Pacific Coast Co in distress, the bread winner forcibly 1 What is needed work, not charity. Let us make it possible for any family with slen der means to buy the bare necessi ties of life at a small fraction over | cost. Make {t possible for them to purchase beans gar, potatoes, and flour {n small quantities for cash without delivery. In this way they could tide over the winter without losing their self-respect. It is better to prevent crime than tc fill our jails and penitentiaries with th vietir ot onomic wrong. The people are grateful to The Star for its efforts to focus public attention on the terrible problen unemployment J. R. TILDEN, 642 Perry Ave | we would see something even b found a dock there rival at Skagway, we very up-to-date, modern We thought in Seatth ter | I had oceasion to see some Alas-| ka friends away on the steamer! Congress a few days ag stood there on that famous did not in the » come to this con instead of going meetings and and up-to-date. they would get thing to their think you ter clusion, that if d to different modern » docks, to work and do a that you woul not going t fishing shanty instead of a pla pmbark on & trip over the seas, it would certainly king from the civil power, it is a I apprehend, of its being a one.” A RATIONALIS' McMurray, W: TAX CHURCHES, NOT RELIGION Editor The Star: I am compelled} take ttle of your valuable space in anewer to “Conservative| Christian who states in Friday's star Writers who advocate tax- ing religion are overlooking the good religion is doing.” TELLS SECRET t up a Recipe to Darken Gray Hair Promote Its Growth Miss Alice Whitney, a known beauty No writer advocated taxing re-| Mich., ree y gave out the foliow- ligion, but the church property, ing statement: “Any one can pre- which amounts to millions of dol-| Pare @ simple mixture at home, at lars This church property in-| Very little cost, that will darken cludes some of the most valuable! %T&Y hair, promote its growth and city real estate. We have no right! ™ake it soft and glossy. To, to tax unbelievers that churches! Pint of water add 1 oz. of bay rum, may be maintained; no more right|* Small box ot Barbo Compound thar to tax churches for the sup-| 924 % oz. of glycerine. These in- port of infidel clubs redients can bought at any If the collection of taxes from! Us store at very little cost. Ap- churches would reduce the activity|P'¥ to the hair twice a week until of the churches, and thereby aid in.| {¢ desired shade is obtained. This will make a gray-haired look twenty years younger. fidela and atheists, thing radically there is some wrong with the BEAUTY DOCTOR Detroit Beauty Doctor Gives Simple doctor of Detroit, sign, bad and well- It is also fine to promote the growth of the hair, relieve itching and scalp re that at Jast the author ted in breaking up! » Woman's Exchange on | churches. }be appreciated by the public DENMARK INTENDS to put in force on June K st A. B. CULBURTSON. | Ber , “Ww! ‘ ro 5, 1916, a new constitutional law conferring suffrage on f Munict ring by nebbing the ring-| waitor "Bear iar aeea been in —— ja relent eer Heel . wil Siutt nad tolling Geter Lae women. From pole to pole the nations fall in line. | pal Civil Service league will be {leader There homoge seem to be) alaska for a good part of 18| “PRO BONO” AGAIN support Itself, and when {t cannot! ment. i f bak j Maybe some time, even the United States will see the held Friday night at W. O, W. hall, |i une Dut ringleaders among the) years and have always tried to get) Editor The Star: Sympathy for|support Itself, and God does not y ‘ y Fourth and Marton. smuggler your great Have noticed unthinking Pro Bono Hooch and his|take care to support it, so its pro-! Lunch at the light. Hollywood, James Ajax, 82, pioneer tailor of| Dr. G. M. Horton, w nown Se ph 214 thropic kind, who cannot ab,|fessors are obliged to call for help Pike.—Adv i Seattle and resident of Washington | attle physician, underwent success stain from hooch, dope, “snow” or| es — COLONEL Epes Randolph wants $12,500,000 in- (since 1887, died at his home, 703|ful operation in Rochester, Minu., MEAT INJURIOUS Other poleons without bridle sad demnity from the Mexican government for damages to 2st ave, Wednesday Wednesday bit. While a prohibition law is i ‘ the Southern Pacific railroad, as soon as Carranza is Harold Her pager a rege: 7g hgh seg igs on club necessary for him and his false : j : ' ; ain who will give recital at the Cornish |held in Rainier club Wednesday rensoaiis political @amesters, it 1 one ¢ hiny t nother, isn . . é r a 8 8 4 it, general? SOE im ___ | says American bir and ame are | leent must suffer with the guilty introduced Wednes lon of office of effi with R.N. Allen at no handicap to musicians nowadays “Bono Hooch” would sacrifice d that nd millions of others’ birth” (personal liberty), for which fathers fought and died. What care he as long as he has an axe to grind; he'll grind it under the pretense of keeping polson out of less American m sicians PLL ESA EET Smet NNR | Gl Take a tablespoonful of Salts if Back hurts or Bladder bothers —Meat forms uric acid clency engineer head Rabbi Samuel Koch spoke before | SYRACUSE SPENDS NIGHT ON HOUSE-TOPS. community meeting of residents of vicinity of Hiawatha playfield Wed. nesday night on “The Modern Civic Wo are a nation of meat eaters SYRACUSE, N. Y., July 18,—A gi- and our blood fs filled with uric YR. uly rs gantic figure 7 was seen all last night in Spirit.” Jactd, says a well-known authority, his precious system. You are a ; sive F who warns us to be constantly on|dangerous species to be at large tin ehy betwee hersand Domes, 160m reless telephone has finally! cuard against kidney trouble. “Hooch.” Regulate the liquor traf it turned slowly into a question mark. |reached across the ocean. “What! qe kidneys do thelr utmost to|fic by “Just laws” and not by silly All Onondaga and Onelda Counties oa Prices Ordinarily Charged ine the wild waves saying” about tre the blood of this irritating /{mpossible ones trail of that 7th point. Public mass H It acid, but become weak from t PRO BONO PUBLICO. meeting called for this afternoon at state Lieut. Commander Mark Filis,|overwork; they get sluggish; the fair grounds ON ALL CASKETS [who brought the wrecked gunboat eliminative tissues clog and thu FOR PREPAREDNESS ‘ H1 Princeton to Bremerton|the waste is ed in the blood| Editor Seattle Star: In your is from Samoa, will vacate his post|to polson the entire system of Monday, Mr. Fred W. Bur ; to Lieut. Commander L. 8, Shap-| Vhen your kidneys ache and feel aid, mon e and fe said, ong other things Manufacture and ¥ ley, now In command of naval mag | like lumps of lead, and you havejagainst militarism ine 3 fe f ‘ . _ azine at Mare island stinging pains in the back or the|army and navy pera : Maintain Our Own Old Ti S T According to the Amsterdam cor-| urine {s cloudy, full of sediment, or|miaranty of pe ater both Boeia a : - RIMEDAKES| 1 ECA respondent of the London Centrat|the bladder te irritable, obliging and Germany Save been testa: a News, the kings of Rumania, Bul-| you to seek relief during the night; |; . é bh “Fy ie heir people for generations to pre Darkens Hair Best karia’and Greece have n ar-| when you have severe headaches, | hare auitable armies and navies to P 2 A |rangements to meet at Rucharest.| nervous and dizzy spells, sleepless protect them from each other, but i ha rien naan | Personal Representative John | Ness, acid stomach or rheumatinm in |MOnesy them trom each other, bu , Lind has declined Carranza's invi-| bad weather, got from your pharma |"'\\ fay ay England ie, concerned A COMPLETE FUNERAL ation for a conference at the Mexi-| ‘lat about four ounces of Jad Salts; | ,A® far Mi Mngland is concerned, + can boundary, “Safety first.” take a tablespoonful in a glase of |) ie Coreen tor ome hate veo ae | ‘ 47 50 Dr. E. Lester Jones, superintend.| W%ter before breakfast each morn- |" “i : vine Prepere s ent of the commt and geodetic sur-| 8 4nd in a few days your kidneys [Pn Army Richa “np Pasig hed her Inqluding t). use of our private parlors and the use of . a beady vey, will leave Washington Sunday |W!!! act fine. This famous salts is /HNT% et tum would hare our own privete crematory. (NOT A PAUPER COUNTY [ff for ‘Seattle made trom the acld of mraped and). ot j Nes on tour of Inspection A with lithta, The7- point gum - CREMATION). | Wednesday, third day of con-|!¢men Juice, combined eres eile alas Midst: Bec: We are manufacture i " ot Adnerioan Falerotion up| and has been used for, generations | ¥4" jecause wo are manufacturers of caskets, and becaus vention of Ataertean ation oflty flush and stimulate clogged kid.|. Mr. Barwell would like to work PEPPERMINT — RED WRAPPER F} we own our own modern crematory in our own building, we Jabor, fratarnal delegates* from ‘ need kid} | CINNAMON = BLUE WRAPPER H are enabled to give this remarkably low price on a complete this and foreign countries made|°°Y* to neutralize the acids in |)or tae) og ag Pages cn 4 funeral peeches, and resolutions were In. | rie #0 It Is no longer a source pence. Very well; let ee stacnaled 1 Crowded with flavor 4 Sterling purity 4 met e you - our establishment and see for your. troduced, Among them were r aad. bladder diserters the sheriff, the national guard and 2 Velvety body-—NO GRIT 5 From a daylight factory g welf what we furnish lutions to protest alteration or re Jad Salts is inexpensive and can.|army and see how long our pea 3 Crumble-proof 6 Untouched by hands 5 BLEITZ-RAFFERTY UNDERTAKING AND CREMATION CO. peal of seamen’s act not-injure; makes a delightful ef. {will last, Perhaps he would obje A Toled : 41? Uithouend oe. ni trap orp hada Rank bee: oledo man has been willedan|ferveacent lithia-water drink, and {to this, lest anarchy will stark su @ (OLar t ‘ estate in Alsace-Lorraine, This is nobody can make a mistake by |pt in the world and jalmost as lucky as drawing a ranch| taking a little occasionally to keep [would arm against his ne oa the Mexican border, ithe kidneys clean and active. FRANK BORZONB,