The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 8, 1915, Page 4

Member of the Sertpps Nertggrest League of Newspapers Published Dally hy The Star Publishing Ox Phone Main 9400 HOW WE GET “GOOSE PONDS” iW you read our articles on how millions could be saved and a better army maintained by reduc- ing the 59 army posts to eight departments, you probably said it would be a good scheme, Cer- tainly it would seem that the whole country would be for a measure that saved much money and gave greater efficiency. But, not so. Fifty- nine mannbers of congress, owing their political lives to “pork,” defeat the will of the people. How? This way: The 59 go to the other hundreds in congress and say: “Vote for our pork and we will vote for your tariff on steel, wool, lemons, or for an ap- propriation for harbor improvements in your ‘Goose Pond.’ This may not be the language, but it is the process by which the few defeat the many, by which all of us are made to spend our money waste- fully to boost business at 59 different points, by which the republic is defeated in getting what it wants. Look at the phrey got out of the new postoffice site. “Goose Pond” Congressman Hum- “pork barrel” for Seattle's [Outbursts of Everett True | = Looks ‘TO = ME CIKE PRESIDENT WILSON'S IN AN AWFUL HURRY TO GET MARRIE o}t AGAIN. WHAT Do YOu "THINK a ABovT ITf Ctnars as eusness8)(~ STAR—MONDAY, NOV. @ MOTHER’S REMARKABLE, TOO as her ERY likely Mrs. Winifred Stoner'’s “Ten Com- mandments of Natural Education,” which appeared in The Star Friday, have worked all right in respect of the thundering fine child she's HA’ 1913. PAGE @ child. l the reactionaries, mandments,” she’s about ten times as remarkable CONGRATULATIONS, SPOKANE! flushed by vittory in the got reared as far as 13 years of age, but it’s a fair Eastern states, mistake the signs if they think yl that the child itself is an exception among the same condition prevails in the West, is indi- — yrs : N 5 that cated by the victory in Spokane last week of the ere’s Commandment ». 8 that’s got us Spokane Press. flurried: “Thou shalt always answer thy child’s Mate ‘ . . questions.” F Fighting practically single-handed, the Press, A ' e a sister paper in Scripps league ‘ Seattle There is a certain child we know—boy, aged § St. oe pay : ithe a PI league of The Se attle —who daily asks 3,660 the first hour he’s awake, Star, succeeded in electing two of the three city and keeps it up until 7:30 p.m. and we are will- commissioners up for election. More important ing to wager a large sum that neither, Mrs. Stoner than that, the people also defeated several reac- nor anybody else can truthfully and correctly an- tionary amendments to the city charter. swer 75 per cent of his questions. It seems to be Congratulations to the Press, and, better yet, his life-work to get a natural education by asking questions and he has got his parents taking up their life-work again in trying to find the answers. rhe only one port of refuge from a child who is getting a natural education that way and that is to fall back on “I don’t Know,” which is no answer, If Mrs. Stoner is raising an unusually remark- child thru strict adherence to her “Ten Com- A Married Man’s Troubles TT TARES A Woman FoR EVER AND EVER. ‘TO GET STARTED TO GO ANY WHERE conegra THE S able tulations to the free, HEATHEN TURKS! WERE READY Now, Tom progressive spirit evi- denced by the people of Spokane. USPENDING our indignation at massacre of the Armenians for a moment, let us consider the fact that tickets to the hanging of a negro, at Murphysville, Ill, recently, sold at $2 apiece. EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR Diy mall, out of ety, ame year, 08.10) @ IT 1S A THING TO WATCH Goodier, ment martial, at San Francisco, judge advocate of the of the United States army, aviation corps it is one of the few instar “graft” bec is involv vested in army and nav in these services should be close hazardou rhe graft testimony at and business that od of in MOST important hearing is that of the court- Lieut.-Col. Western depart- which the It is important in that ces in which are being brought into the clear light, ause, before more hundred of “pull” and and millions are in- y, a whole lot of dirty linen Sar men of ay iat washed 1 Francisco eng ion he alre in or demoted as a matter of favoritism. Intelligent men will not go into the navy or army of ‘ Capt boat when their careers and liv ‘pull.”’ Garlick in pression on those Britishers who may want to buy the INSTEAD OF command S are the e ve been promoted and ironed. y dis- xtra- at the merc} STEAMER MINNESOTA leaves for England with Ought to make strong im- “CLAPTRAP” memorials for Edith Cavell, George Bernard Shaw suggests as a lasting monu- ment the granting of woman suffrage. more fitting? COME Now Tom, WS GETTING What, indeed, By Allman 1 don't thro the water at 56 hour should thrust hig the water his arm would 4 ‘obably be broken because at that) speed the water would act almost) BITS OF INFORMATION plees get and 1 got off sald A bar of tro into horseshoes ° worth $5, worked is worth $10; into penknife blades a | "JOINS RED CROSS SS AIRE? “OND SELSEMHERE. - coodent sleep nite for won Boatt # foremost baby hae n so honored. He ts a gr ad-| : e ering what it was she dident want! so%ec" fog ha into balance | 2% % Tisid body, owing to its inabll STELLA SORGHUM BAYS |Ber i here a i oat Fy ity to give or change shape qulckis, clan. Dr. Walter Gellhorn. will « metic meemeee | | PORK BARREL! NOTKS.. ||, 1 Reteeet (MAE eurt “Wii kiett pressure from a small opeaiag erie s practice and return to Ger-| + Mebbe they need water on | |Hereet for li yeres for sliding out!) sylvester Long: : ; ‘ | " ’ ng-Lance, just ap- H shortly, to join the Red Cross postoffice aites so that folke ri a fone conversashun, and] pointed to West Point, fe the in| 80. a pooy ing cand swore | can moisten thelr atamps more at It will be 17 more yeres be-/ full-blooded Cherokee Indian who | Could ™ rte stream a | poten a four she mises a nother chanct to sword would probably be brokeal) = | The Iaagh wee Hotes oe Sag o oe rad) dteces = EXPLAINS PLAN FOR cxtercr ¢” It Uncle Sam were » private nino rhe's got evry dame tn| wich he entered when he. way 1 ms eum on ae and that was about chap, we'd be apt to say he had he « wondering what th veare cid A CONTINENTAL ARMY =:"“°""~ dow gel sai! eas 8 Meurer dlly elnage : MATES, IT’S CELL-MATES ' waht water on cis lo od re Ror aight Youth's Com! NOW FOR THE SPIDER. At $169,500 for «ix lots, what 1} | a ‘ EY TARR TRADITIONS OF THE NORTIWheT : We : : i There is ne such thing o¢ lightning prohibitioniets get he) « sigengs the ° he rost of the fear not. The © mite will still be And when we hear the thunder roll, PSYCHIC FREE © ONS1,000 BAL FIRST & COLUMBIA W.H. FISHER, MGR. Pine st. and Congresaman Humphrey who “pork barreled” the deal thru says | r filled in ! * Will ought to als alleged « thing fitting to henchman, R. Arc pretty cattails ed offices in t le —__—_——e|f A et E Injured tn street car riots | Pa LENVOR Not If these thing Sunday nvent 4 happen no _ Rich, Dark Hair | With Sage Tea ¥. faded hair will tory vagrancy w r on | In religious orship in 8t rm Fy ancisco | ber ot democratic state cc telttee, ify himaelf by | dled of heart trouble at his home| ‘with |in Ellensburg Sunday hack | Deputy San SEARCH FOR NFORD, } you are using it. Kot Oakland, in| % 9 —perfectly harmhle , H Paps F ching: makes hair fresh. glossy. bea ;, LOSES HER ANCHORS | | encanet : Matus makit ay, fe ) feet TONGUE TWISTERS q fall Ci a : eae *Y {Into mud of Alameda creck, nar} | (Try it fast when you're | | j Nov. §.—Her anchors ie Mali gan 4 on Mir ecg pickled): p é tatc Aaahor Dennis Mu pds Frisco ae Nish is shelled by sharp (Contract Goods Excepted) . j 1 | ma irned to death when trap-| | shooters. : : : q the Alaska IF BACKACHY mE ed by flames in burning Audl-| 45 Following our long-established custom we j 1 at iMmore ave and Page — a i i J Sanen : : ‘ "ee ° shall celebrate our 26th Anniversary during ot Dr J F. Richarda, San Francisco Maj. Cloke and Tieuta. Packard all this wee ‘ Bold and gua.anteed by Martel! Drug Co. chorage ¢ { fata ly wont nded by : et woot aier ean had all ie All Men’ 4 y Men’ eturn ear arge of companton’s| Fort Flagler, had narrow escape : \treeze-up n hunting trip in Contra | from death Sunday, When returning an 8 80 oung Mens Suits, Overcoats and Raincoats at t One: Fourth Off died on wa ta count to hos Eat less meat and take a glass of | (« in their launch from hunting trip} Salts to flush out Kidneys— ital they encountered a storm when | Drink plenty water t about three miles from the tort | Boys’ nee “ WEDDING LIMERICK hao © scued by the stea leg ¢ 1 off 7% itt » ¢ | $4.50 M4 off $13.50 - WHAT HELD HIM $5.65 4 off $15.00 “What do you suppose kept | | H ff. .$6.40 . % off eo . Stetfanson up North eo oT | Pornatnae , off .$7.50 \% off $22 Hate, Cape and aske 8 of his wife, In h urnishings : Pron eahallineseuaMannar. © | _for Boys s off. $9.40 4 off $26. ro for tba” . || “t auppose he got into a | | x EN ——_— f poker game with the Esqui | eter res oho ean | ALLS WOMEN'S SUITS, COATS AND DREssEs | set In,” snapped Mra. Diggs. ; | a 114 OFF unt satrurpay NIGHT 14 OFF SEE THIS WORLD WONDER i Latt nd Misses’ § f Ladies’ &Misses’D Johnny Weites ies’ and Misses’ Suits; ies’ &Misses’Dresses | Manufacturer, Middleman, Merchant or : F Professional man—you should see the nt y, waubayerl) basa tite aul eae G Off) Reg, % Off § Reg. 4 Off ¥%4 Off j San Francisco Expositon. Through musent have been in n. y, verry|f 1820 ; $13.80 $40.00. .$30.00 $15.00 ..$11.25 . $21.40 long for 1 never before herd tell $20.00. $15.00 | $45.00 ..$33.75 4 $18.50. $13.50 . $22.50 WESTERN UNION : of @ gurl who woadent grab off alff $25.00. $18.75 | $50.00 . .$37.50 $20.00. .$15,00 ..$26.25 im earfull of gab over the fous when| $30.00 $55.00 ..$41.25 $22.50 ..$16.90 $30.00 fy ja rings in on some body else's $35.00 $60.00 $45.00 [ $25.00 $1875 $45.00 "333.75 but she sald this a, m, that sho! AY : you are always within a few minutes Benois and ustines done that verry thing | = Fe - oy . ’ . i 5 { herd her tell the other at | Lad d Mi C t f & ae eee 1€S and Misses Voats 1eS SSCS Ss \ tatWe .t she gives her a earfull of what “ i / ie ee Sates ray Lees eH fetes: mi happened | Reg. '% Off; Reg. 14 Off ni Reg. % Off ; Reg. % Off ablegrams, mney Transferred by wire. ate hich A jay from the town ef Hogwal { was telefoning last night, she! $15.00 $11.25 | $28.50 $21.40 > \ $5.00 $3.75 | $10.00 $7.50 THE WESTERN N he | TlOAn. ena. lroposed 4 aidaine ih the hoftw. mine, 1b waa a Mnerion vale a $18.50. $13.50 | $30.00. $22.50 \ A\y "$4.90 | $12.50 | ..$9.40 U ION TELEGRAPH CO. act Drugs th She brought her relations ! cood not help wondering what $22.50 ..$16.90 $35.00 ..$26.25 v .. $5.65 | $15.00 ..$11.25 sell lots of Jad » folks who| To him for their rations— the game was, so | a d what are $25.00 18.75 | $40.00 $30.00 . SS. 5( 6 5 believe in overcoming kidnay trou- Now he's sad—thie jay from Hog- you whispering for eva ’ DS : $660 $16.50 . $12.49 ble 1 | while it is only trouble. hush the voise said, still *n a wallow!