The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 4, 1915, Page 4

t YY NORM ee eee asec ewan esewaereeseeee wae ee wwe ewe eccreeere: Member of the Serippe Nerthweet League of Newspapers Pabltehed Dally by The Star Pubtiohing Oa Phone Main pice WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF, JUDGE? E THOUGHT Judge Ronald got everything off his chest when he delivered that volum- inous address before the Democratic club recently, when he discussed most everything discussable since Adam and Eve changed fig-leaf styles. But the judge yesterday came thru with an- other chapter when he knocked-out the county farm purchase. He practically ignored the complaint that the farm was purchased without even an appraisement by the county, but declared the county has no right to buy the farm because it is not “indispensable.” The fact that the county got along without a farm before, is proof, says the judge, it can get along without it in the future. Sure, your honor. The courthouse has been getting electric juice from the Seattle Electric Co. Therefore, the county ought never to put ina plant of its own to supply the courthouse needs. Private buildings, if big enough, do it to save money, but the county must not. “If the county could purchase a farm,” says the judge, “it would have equal power to build a | — AND THEY COST OVER A MILLION aay . PRESIDENT J. C. FORD said that 90 per cent of the seamen would fail to pass the exams under the new law. As a matter of fact, over 90 per cent qualified with- out trouble. Never cross a ford, Ford, before you get to it CONGRESSMAN HUMPHREY says the useless postoffice site he recommended to Uncle Sam it a pur- chase price of $169,500 is not under water. Ali it needs, he adds, is “filling in” by the city. BESIDES LEFT GUARDS and right guards in the county jail football game, there will also be jail guards. “CALIFORNIA TEAM TAKES HEART,” headline. Let ‘em. But Dobie'll take the game. EDDIE FOY is a standpatter, says Boalt. a Roosevelt family, too! says And with HAS TRAIN service been suspended by the New Haven? We haven't heard of a regular wreck for some months now! Prices Ordinarily Charged ON ALL CASKETS We Manufacture and Maintain Our Own Factory A COMPLETE FUNERAL $47.60 Including the use of our private parlors and the use of dur own private crematory, (NOT A PAUPER COUNTY CREMATION). Because we are manufacturers of caskets, and because We own our own modern crematory in our own bullding, we are enabled to give this remarkably low price on a complete funeral. We Invite you to visit our establishment and see for your. self what wo furnish UNDERTAKING AND CREMATION CO. BLEITZ 617 Kilbourne 8t. Lady Attendant. Phone North 625, STAR—THURSDAY, NOV, 4, 1915, PAGE 4. mill to manufacture its supply shoés and clothi oners, etc.” Phat would be awfu The counts steak direct from the but has been buying its cher. ywn flour or.a factory to ng for its paupers, pris- 1, wouldn't it? hamburger Let not the county jail superintendent dare to buy @ meat grinder to prepare the hamburger at a cheaper cost, perhaps. Down with the mea LABOR COUNCIL HE CENTRAL LABC t grinder! IN WRONG IR COUNCIL is making an error when it injects into the coming port election a candidate of it membership of the port factory to labor, the cou justified in bringing out s own, Had the present commission been unsatis- neil would have been a new man But this is not the case. a serious 1 of pt It will be cil adopts a policy every office that comes up, this way into a political pa been a civic organization best interests of the com PANTALETTES, WHAT Do YoU THINK oF THis NeW FAD? Look Hi Re TOM- Steing THAT You RE So SET AGAINST |ABOUT FAR. nistake if the labor coun- itting up a candidate for and converts itself in arty, where it has hitherto devoted impartially to the munity. A Married Man’s Troubles YOUVE GONE ENOUGH WITH FASHIONS NOW- '" NOT InTeResten! Ok, VERN Weil - EXPRESS AN OPINION BEFORE | I GET ATWING, Don’y MAK@ A | Fuss ABOUT IT AFTER | Ger IT EDITORIAL PAGE OF. THE SEATTLE STAR THE BROKER KNOWS BETTER N AN effort to shoo the eager lambs : from the Wall st. shearing pen, Wm. Sherer, head of the New York clearing house, says: “Ask the broker who shows you how to make $30 for $10 why he doesn’t keep the investment for himself.” Ask any promoter of a get-rich-quick propo- sition such a question, and you corner him. Eve, if we remember rightly, neglected to ask Satan to first take a bite out of that apple and many of her children have lost by following her example in not making the tempter sample his own goods. During the past week of hysteria in Wall st., the brokers have been raking off between $1,000,000 and $1,500,000 in commissions, weekly. They risk nothing. They get rich quick on a sure thing. But neither these facts nor all the warning that can be given will reduce the number of sheep at the shearing. Speculation in Wall st. is a sort of insanity, and it-can be successfully treated only by methods brought to bear upon other forms of insanity. If, in our time, there were a Tree of For- bidden Fruit, with a 40-foot Satan curled around it, there would be a struggling crowd of people under IF You won'y corm vines matter it, clubbing off the apples, until society sensibly cut down the tree. NOT ONE CENT FOR TRIBUTE! 66 ILLIONS for defense, but not one cent for tribute!” So said Commodore Decatur over a century ago, defying the bey of Algiers, who had demanded Americans pay for the, right to sail the Mediter- ranean, “Millions for tribute, and what we can spare for defense!” is today’s formula. The tribute into the coffers of private army contractors, who wax fat on the gold poured into our useless army posts. It is tribute, nevertheless, and these beys of inland commerce are just as dangerous to the safety of this nation as were the Mediterranean pirates wiped off the sea by our nineteenth century na goes Isn’t it about time we did away with these latter-day pirates, and raised— “NOT ONE CENT FOR TRIBUTE”? OVER 84 PER CENT of the butchers of Germany have enlisted since August, 1914. ‘Sall right, but some- body please shove us the figures on lawyers enlisted. By Allme SAY HELEN, YOU KWow These REMARKS IVE BEEN MAKING ABouTr Your: PAN TALETTES — WELL, | WAS JUST KippiINe- | DIDN’Y MEAN IT | THINK THE'RE FINE AND | Like To SBE EM on You THEY NERD A (From the Adame TAU on 1s Wis, | *. Adver ADAMA, Nothing Deing.—The miserable sais whees seoe ae threatened te pob- area \eew, ood Husiness Opening geod, live taller shoo W e STELLA SORGHUM SAYS: + driver, the florist and the eaady maker) u 8. Senator W lL. Jones will give an addrems at the Africar M. E. church, 1622 14th ave, Thurs-, day night of thelr re Latter of appr a t to ©. M. With port of his of liams of from ‘Taxpa ers’ lea examtied the of fice . Atate land commissioner Ww. J ang, laborer, arrested Wednesda. night, identified by John Danz, clothier, 210 Second ave. S., as man who passed worth less check on him Europe will recognize Carranza, It is 4d. Why not? His whis! y Iden- tify him, Frank H. Tape, former Chinese interpreter at Seattle immigration station, allowed to furnish personal | bond Wednesday in place of a sure ty company bond. Steamer Humboldt left for Southeastern Alaska ports Wed nesday night with cargo of freight Washington state fish exhibit», which have been shown at both ex positions in Californr will be] brought here and placed in Fish erles building, Fourth and Seneca. | 8. E. Co. offers state service | commission $10,000 to obtain a physical valuation of its prop. erty. Such “generosity” would come in better taste If the com pany also offered seats to pas rast mbly apologize to our readers for this waste uf —We think that “CASCARETS’ FOR I salts, comme with the Ad for debt, theret I hang theemactves Judge Ronald got mad when a woman juror hug- ged the wife of a prisoner What did he want her to do —hug the prisoner? Mra. Josephine C. intendent of public Instruction, left) Olympia Wednesday for Callfe rnin | She will participate In educational meetings there | Ge I autam over a ter paid a visit to Ho Wednesday, first time tn| ear. The Hoquiam Com al Club played host merci TONGUR TWISTER on Stringer | snakes. o = IR store and Rirtet, stros snared six sickly nes, 32, ow of candy lunch room in North | itted’ suicide by day No reason COME AGAIN! Well, after the prisoner Judge |struck you a blow what happened? Prosecutor one Judge—A second one Prosecutor—No, second one. He gave me a third 1 gave him the |1s WATER TASTELESS? however, as the quantities HERE” ND SeELSEWHEREE tonguethe would be buay all the time telling | tongue live In water. to tell us about new sensations if a grain of mustard, a sip of vin egar or a lump of sugar ts placed on the tongue the nerves of taste toll us about It, but water is noth ing new and when the nerves do not get the least bit _ —— lexcited and the message sent to| Puyallup and = Summer the brain is so indistinct that we| Growers’ Ass'n issued & water has no taste at all.' Wednesday that canneries Preston, super-| think Thia impression ten't quite correct, you mean?| OLD FOLKS NEED LIVER, BOWELS calomel, D pills act on! bowels like pepper acts in nostrils, Why do all liquids except water “dissolved by water, and the salts it re a a takes m the earth give it te ee tante vo noticed, no doubt, water tasted, those little how Mat nerves that have endings in your | boiled—that ts becau nerves of tnate WAR . |\you whether water ts salty, sweet IN EUROPE Jor bitter: they'd simply never have) BERLIN, Germany, Oct. 6.—Mor a reat, because our bodies are mon missionaries are gaining many made up mainly of water: the taste recruits among young girls in Ger nerves themselves consist mostly man industrial cities, basing their of water, and those ends in the arguments on the difficulty of se Now, tt is the business of nerves serious bhe the emigration ernment has we take a drink | Utah cease operations Saturday f air is driven off and leaves it tastele MORMONS Pe. curing husbands after peace comes, because of the shortage of men. So young women become that the gov ineerted In newspa pers warnings advising girls not to follow these missionaries back to Fruit notice ATTEND TO YOUR TEETH NOW While We are a toe ee e Lapeorthengdgraeeanpadiin tity. cadirOycwen i's We wee nothing but the beet materials amé guaran tng reeult for « ore ° < hong Ali work guarantecd Piatinas Pilling ‘3 gb: 5° Heavy Geld Crowns © BZ.5¢ Geld Alloy Filling Sell Brides Work Painless Kateacting Rramivetions und Ketimaice Free. “Lady Attendants. UNION DENTISTS—Cor. Third end Pike, Entrance 306% Pike St. cesses of your nose and throat. ATARRH GERM KILLED! Only Way to End Catarrh. Wonderful Relief | Comes From Breathing the Pure Healing Air of Hyomei Through This New Pocket Inhaling Device If you have catarrh and want to get rid of it you must kill the germs which cause catarrh and which are now living, breeding, thriving and multiplying by the millions far up in the re- The temporary relief you have been finding in sprays, douches, creams, ointments, lotions, etc., which for a while open your clogged nostrils and let you breathe easier, fail to cure catarrh to stay cured because they do not and cannot kill the catarrh germs which cause it. There is just one way to really reach and destroy the catarrh germ life in your system and thus end catarrh forever and that is by breathing illustration, a powerful but pleasant and healing germicidal air called Hyomei. germ killing liquid but you do not swallow it haler, and then put the inhaler in your mouth and breathe its healing, through the little inhaling device shown in this Hyomei is a Simply pour a few drops of Hyomei into this in- germ destroying air— @ pleasing an tast-| ple to walk 80 active as lows elastic muscles Mold people need Cases night as well slowly, For age is youth, The muscles a And the sengers and reasonable serv —- oe : Beatiaud: win’ vg: (ION, life!’ Don't stay bilious, signed p of Honduras in sick,"headachy and Iu was @ ' ut of that constipated, repul at Wednenday'’s elections Peter lagren who anys he is a Get a 10-cent box now sailor from Stockholm arrested Most old people must give to th Wednesday in connection with| bowels some regular help, else they jewel robberies at St. Francis | suffer from pation, The con jhotel, San Francisco. ition is pei natural, It is rs @ | just as natural as tt is for old peo. bowels are breathe deeply. That's all you have to do, Every time you inhale a breath of Hyomei through this little inhaling device you are drawing into your raw, swollen, inflamed and germ-laden membranes an agreeable medicated air which will not only absolutely and positively destroy every trace of Catarrh germ life it reaches but will stop the discharge and heal and reduce all the inflammation and swelling ané open up your clogged nose and stopped-up air passages. It gives wonderful re- lief in just two or three minutes while if you use it two or three times a day for a few weeks it eyele Alapatehed much persuasion he pinched ‘em, «| ° e R. A. Wood, 25, forte er of Wood'tand State bank was sen tenced Wednesday to from one to five years in penitent! ry for forgery. gentle ald to weak b »wele must be kept active Important at all ages, but never so much am at fit Ace 1s nota time for harsh les, Youth may occasionally whip the bowels into activity, But a lash can't used every day What the bow the old need is & gentle and natural tonie. One that can be constantly used without harm, The only such tonle ts Cas careta, and they cost only 10 centa per box at any drug store, They work while you sleep. "i . that protects them against all loss. including will cempletely banish Catarrh and every symptom of catarrh, Druggists everywhere are so sure of the blessed, Catarrh sufferers that they furnish a full bottle of it, together with this Pocket Inhaler in a package called the Complete Hyomei Treatment, on an absolute guarantee to refund the full pur- chase price if you are not satisfied after 30 days’ separate bottles without the inhaler and without this guarantee so people using it for the first time should be certain to insist on the complete package containing the inhaler and the guarantee Sold here in Seattle and vicinity by all the best drug stores, lasting relief that Hyomei brings to full use. The Hyomei liquid is also sold in _BARTELL DRUG STORES