The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 18, 1915, Page 4

PNDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1915. PAGE 4. Member of the Sortppe Northwest League of Newspapers Published Dally by The Star Publishing Co Thome Mam 9400 ANOTHER JOKE SMASHED—-NEARLY ONE-MAN POWER EVEN HUNDRED women were in the room + listening to a cooking expert tell how to make dinners guaranteed to, wipe grouchy frowns from the old man’s face when he sticks his hoofs under * the table after a hard day’s work. There were, as we remarked, there. And in comes a mouse—yes, mouse! Was there a panic? Did these aforesaid wom- en hop onto chairs and tables and scream? Did they smash windows and doors and tread on each other's necks in a “manlike” effort to evade the biwodthirsty beast? NO! They did nothing of the kind. They went right along with their work, giving Mister Mouse not even the slightest attention. So is shattered another chestnut. No more shall our artists picture a pretty girl standing on the chair showing to the onlooking world the latest fashion in hosiery. That's what you'll say; yes, and we said so, too—before we read the last paragraph of the mouse-defying story wired out of Denver. eee 700 women a real, live This is the rest of the story: “No one in the hall but the janitor saw the mouse—and he, mere man, grabbed it by the tail and ended Mister Mouse’s career.” j [Outbursts of Everett True * % dangerous diseases. nicated sonal contact, such as clothing. rags, hair paper or discharges an bon. = The discharges | = Whe skin period, which sometimes) Jasts for 70 or 80 days, the disease| is believed to cable. children EVGRETT, THAT IN MAS SIMPLY GoT Be CcuT. — . 1 CAN'T STAND IT YO DO THAT TODAY, WOMAN—— THE SUN'S {TOO ALL-FIRED HOT I p— Bhi n To THE HOT SUN DOESN'T AFPECcT You WHEN YOU SIT THROUGH A I4+-INNING GAME IN THE BLEACHERS Y / gle bate “When You're Well, Keep Well” Another article in The Star’s health campaign being conducted with co-operation of American Medical Association | AVOID DANGERS OF SCARLET FEVER Another important Scarlet fever is one of the most thing to re It is commu-|member is not to let a dog, cat or any other animal that has been in contact with a case of scarlet fever go near a child. No cat or dog should even be permitted to en the sick room by per by infected articles, from ened per- Acute indigestion Is a ca tarrhal inflammation of the lining mucous membrane of the stomach caused by food which Is indigestible or has begun to decompose. This condition is very favorable to the growth of disease germs. affected the skin, nose and mouth are ex-| | rs, kidneys and Bewsle) ingerous. | During the sealing or peeling of} NOT NEEDED be most communi threshers were Scarlet fever is fatal mostly to! morning, under 10 years of age. “washing up” noticed among one them a Since mila forme of the disease in| use of water, soap and towel wits may, and unicate * the disease to children Mation of those even mildly ¥ i 1 frequently do com re and fatal forms “Well, Harris,” ‘aren't you the iso-| morning? sick| “Naw,” returned Harris with, and convalescent from scariet|don't make me dirt fever is important Everybody's sald the going to farmer wash this to sleep. You may use an old favorite recipe and the best of material d make i carefully, the oven may be just right, yet you will oes a tade © a “The Power behind the Dough” is not the right one to leaven it properly and make it light, digestible, wholesome, Good baking without good baking powder is out of the K C Baking Powder has wondertul le ed the do —in the bow! aod in the oven—makes good reads doubly cone Take no chances of failure—use K C and have " lach’* Fre} every time. uestion, oi Grocers, Farmer Brown, while his crew of| chap who was not engaged in the! it don’t} HE Rockefeller plan for the benevolent emanci- pation of the-Colorado miners looks attractive upon a superficial reading. We suspect the fly in the ointment, if one is found, will be in the fact that the granted right of appeal from the decisions of the Colorado \*uel and Iron company superintend- ents—creatures of the company pure and simple— must finally rest with one supreme power, the same power which appoints and instructs the superin- tendents, and whose “yea” and “nay” admits of no further appeal. Thus, tho the despotism is veiled, it still exists; one-man arbitrary control over the destinies of many; the thing which has always been, is, and will ever be synonymous with tyranny. Still, it is too early to pass judgment. The miners at their secret referendum elections seem to be endorsing the scheme with great unanimity. They are the interested parties, and in groping for a solu- tion of their problems, they should ordinarily be permitted to proceed unhampered by the exercise of outside influence. ARMED INDIANS are being turned on those strik- ing miners at Clifton, Ariz., to preserve the peace. We commend them to the miners as a great improvement on armed Chicago thugs who might have been employed. “HOPE I'VE seen the last of the American reporter,” said Dumba on leaving. Bet two cents he'll find one of them on his front porch when he gets home. A Married Man’s Troubles i; 4 OW SAY TOM, WE MUST 60 OVER To TWE SOUTHARDS SOME EVENING 1) MET MIRG SOUTHARD ON THe STREET Toor AND SHE SAID SHE SAW You NesTervay euT Vou = S caceiamenaet om-HUW) DIDN*Y SEE HER in HERE and ELSEWHERE ||(inthe Editor’) MRS. GERBER T0 ©) Sir Lionel Carden, former Eng- lish minister to Mexico, dead. | Nineteen admitted to bar at | Olympia. | Carl Johnson, 50, | Fifth ave, for selling booze | Oyster men of Puget sound or. | ganize association Puget Mill company's Port Lud jlow mill, employing 300, resumes | operation Plant of Spokane Lumber Co. de jstroyed by fire at Mila Loss $125, | Hugh | Pacific | dentally hunting. Chief of police at Galesburg, Il, in raid on gambling Joint MAYBE HP'S USING MATR OFF 000 3. Weir, assistant Coast Steamship. shot at Juneau 0. ace while Delay at Nome causes change of act ie and ner Vict lea Seattle for North Octob Hoosier Poet Riley acknowledg message from Seattle admirers Musical program to aid B | American Red Cross at Y. M. C |anditorium, § p. m Monday night club of Y. M. C. A |to hear Wayne Sutton, footballist Jand Paul Fung, Chinese artist | Thief gets purse with $38 be-| Jionging to W. A. Lingwood, 2 West Willow st. Happened at First and Pike. Miss H. M. Whitten, 710 Olfve at hurt when she’s pinned between auto and street water plug Miss Anni Radford, Seattle, $50, farm in Whatcom Five in New York Yancey Freeman third member of new missioners at North Yakima. Jap steamer Kuroshima Maru jleft San Pedro for Tacoma Satur. day night. She will discharge 1,000 tons of freight there sh A appointed as ‘GLASS OF SALTS (CLEANS KIDNEYS If your Back Is aching or Bladder bothers, drink lots of water and eat le: Seventy-five thousand dollar apartment house to be erected at Fourth ave, between Virginia and Lenora, by Gardner & Lessey. PR00TH ALKS | ®y EDWIN J. BROWN DD. s When your kidneys hurt and your back f sore, don't get scared and proceed to load your stomach with a lot of drugs that excite the kidneys and irrit ntire urt nary tract, Keep our kidneys clean, by flushing them with a miid harmless salts which remove body's urinous waste stimu: lates them to thetr normal activity The function of the kidneys ts to fil ter the blood. In 24 hours strain from it 500 g waste, 80 We can 8 the lily understand kidneys active. Drink lota of drink too much pharmacist Jad Salts; take a tat oonful in a glass of water ore breakfast each morning for a few days your kidneys will act fine. This fa mous salts is made from the acta of crap ind Yemon juice, combined ith Hthia, and been used for generations to clean and stimulate clogged kidneys thé acids 4 source of irritation bladder weakness, Jad Salts { injure; makes a delightful vescent lthia-water drink which ery one should take now |to keep their kidneys veninay unt) § end Sundays | active Try this, also keey i} water drinking, ellingham office is at 10k ana| Will wonder what became of your ‘ate, jkidney trouble and backache, water-—you can't also get from any about fo! \ thu Aten on inexpensive oor 705 to Tih First Ave, Union and Washington Blocks, Open until Main My Holly arrested at 1905) gent of| burned {n tenement house]! d of com-| they | ins of acid and | gestion 1 ALSO RAN INTO MRS, MORTON MY BUT SHE’S LOOKING FINE —Don'T You TWHK So? WAVE You SreN HER LATELY 9 SHE 1S GETTING QuITE } | | | | the vital Importance of keeping the! into ounces of | It makes all stomach misery vanish | Wrights, et¢ and | ous revolt lig to neutralize | will n@t be any distress in urine so it no longer is, out fear ending | pepsin ci anpot its millions of sales annually and then | store an and| stomach relief and cure known up the | acts almost like magic and no doubt you| entific, | WORK FOR ADVISORY BOARDS OR 11 years a man named Stokes haunted the war office of England with a design for a gun, He failed to secure even an interview. When the war broke out the minds of Eng- land's army,men were opened. They gave Stokes a hearing; and then a test for his gun. It proved just the thing for trench warfare. He was paid well for his design, and given an office in which to per- fect improvements upon it. The gun itself is doing good service in the trenches in Flanders. How many Stokes, do you suppose, have been trying to get a hearing from army men and navy men in this country? It is with reference to just such cases that the Navy Board of Invention and De- velopment ought to do some of its best work. THE SCOUT OF INDUSTRY IF THE financier is the captain of industry, the chemist is its scout. And without its scouts the army of industry would be blind. Little do we realize, until we pause nd think, what we human beings owe to the unheralded, fameless chemist. ° For the various corn products which have made agriculture doubly profitable in the corn belt, thank the chemist. For the level asphalt pavements over which | Tom,im | SAY —WHEN | TALKING OEFoRE We WERE HOME, You'RE EITHER HAMMERING THE PIANO, |] OR ELSE YOUR “TONGUE RUNS TO YOU! Like A MILL-RACE. IT WASN'T SO Dy mall, out of city, awe year, $4.00; @ $1.00; S80 per month fe @ months. By carries, city, 260 @ month. Entered at #eattle, Wash. postoffice as serund clase matter we chug-chug or rattle or walk to work, thank the chemist. For the production of cotton seed oil, which has~made each bale of cotton worth about $10 more, thank the chemist. For the mineral-tanned leather on your big arm chair, thank the chemist. For the cheaper sugar that sweetens your daily food, thank the chemist. “For the cement that builds your buildings and lines your cellar— For the white wheat flour that’s better than your grandmother used to use— For the gas mantle that gives you perfect light— For the well woven, wearable cloth that covers your body— For the fertilizer that makes your farms and gardens richer— For the foods you eat far out of season— For the pure city water that is served to you and a multitude— For the pages and the ink and thé pictures of this newspaper— Thank the chemist! ‘a ue And if ever a foreign invader should threaten these shores, for the missiles and the explosives that will defend us from an alien foe— THANK THE CHEMIST! By Allman OF COURSE | WAS— BEFORE We WERE MARRIED You WERE ALWAYS HOLDING MY HANDS SO | COULDN'T PLAY, AND You KEPT MY UPS So BUSY THAT | COULDN'T TALK ! MARRIED — You WERE QUIET ENOUGH Mail TAX CHURCHES? | Editor The Star: I notice the [question asked of what was to be |done about the taxes when the sa }loon Ii es ex We have in| jour et and hundreds jchurches which pay no taxes. V nti |not tax the churches and the Y i" * 1c. A. property? J. G. WARD. Memorial mbly to he held| December 5 by Women's league at| U. of W. for the late Dean Isabella Austin. t sae! WE HESITATE Leslie Pidgeon of Van B. C., is to make the chief speech tonight at the Ro tary club festivities. We could spring a pun about his speak ing pigeon English, but we won't do it E. couver. V M DISAGREES WITH MISS MARSHALL | | Editor The Relative to Democratic club and Chamber |Avery Hopwood's comment on why wire Secretary McAdoo to visit Se-|racy plays are written, I agree with attle. him that women demand it by their |patronage. As they are the money spenders of the age, what should the poor playwright do? I also agree with Miss Marshall fn that it is nothing astonishing or new, How jever, I disagree with Miss Marshall jon other points of her letter. I do not think one can interpret Mr. Hop: 25 Elois Terrace. Robbers got| OO WOR n= Gor H nothing in either case the question, inasmuch as he sated n i: that man is cleaner-minded than dant of Biel ck: presi. | meaning that man Bert L. Swezea has printed book let about Shrine week hera Forest service advertising for| bids for sale of 28,660,000 feet of timber tn Dosewalips river water shed T. Dotson, 8201 Eighth ave. N W., held up by two masked men dom of action,” ae lived his naughtiness, more or less. |I also disagree with Miss Marshall's PAPE’S DIAPEPSIN :isszx: that man {s cleaher-mind ed than woman because he has less mind. That was said in retallation | A Jand not after the use of that su perabundance of feminine mind | A. RR. GREAT MEN AND WOMEN The Star: While Miss re am a common working: PSA |man, I cannot help, as a man, fering with her letter in response] to an article on the view of Mr. Av- lery Hopwood, the playwright [says man has le#s mind than wom Sour, gassy - an, and that is why he {s cleaner. “a go Phe or ag ee ole |minded, With that statement I dis when the food you’ eat ferments|astee. Where, in the pages of his-| kases and stubborn lumps; |tory, will she find a woman to com ad aches and you feel sick|Pare mentally with such men as erable, that's when you real- | She pea Nap Franklin magte in Pape's Diapepsin. | Morse, uton, on, the! ? have Editor achael 8, and Relieves Sourness, Gas, Heart- burn, Dyspepsia in Five Minutes, your } and ize t There great women, but none to compare | with such men J Orme ct if you can't get it regu- | . | HELP| ed, please, for your sake, try | Many offers of aid have been’ ex-| >ape's Diapepsin. It's so needtess | OFFER WIDOW tended to Mrs ah Bigelow, | to have a bad stomnach—make your | next meal a favorite food meal, | 1284 Lakeview boul@vard, who re-| | fused to jected from her mort- | in five minutes, If your stomach is in a continu then take @ little Diapepsin. There eat with It's because Pape's Dia really does” regulate weak, out-of-order stomachs that gives it| sal | chester. ADMIRAL ARRIVES $80,000 in gold, 700] tons of ore and 225 passengers from Southern Alaska, the steam. er Admiral Farragut had arrived here Monday. with a shotgun and Win-} Get a lar fifty-cent sin the case of from any drug} quickest, surest | It it is a sel harmless and pleasant stom. ach preparation which truly belongs in every home, Bringing dif: | She}! been | * | gaged home and backed up her re-|‘? ~ music. DeBit will be an instructor lin philosophy. | Dr. Gerber has already started jsuit for divorce in San Francisco, jand Mrs. Gerber had an action jstarted here, which was dismissed |because she had not established a legal residence in this state. CHURCH DEDICATED Erected by the hands of its con- id of the Christian Yoga/gregation, the Crown Hill M cult, with whom she was tried here| mission, Ninth ave. N. E. and W last week on a statutory charge|s7th st, was dedicated Sunday. and acquitted |Rev. W. H. Leech, who drew the The wedding, she says, will take! plans, preached pince as soon ag she is divorced! ciliata tirikccaioll Ss" DEATH SHIP IN PORT ce from Dr. Rudolph H. Gerber, of San Francisco. Mrs. Gerber declares she and| Fumigated and ready for another DeBit intend to remain here and|/voyage, the beri-beri “death-sh open a school of philosophy and/Stella, was in port here Mo 3 art at Beaux Arts, across Lake/with only Capt. 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