The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 28, 1915, Page 4

Phone Mata 0400 Member of the Sorippe Northwest League ot Newspapers Publiahed Dally by The Star Publishing Co Seven Ages of Everett True—No. 2 THERE, THERE, THERG— HERS COMES NURSIE WITH YOUR Rar -=-When J. T. Johnson, owner of . Tate's cafe, was on the witness stand in the Lang case, nearly ev- ery councilman had some sort of question to ask him. And what do you suppose Dale fnquired into? He asked him how many cooks and waiters he em- ployed and what kind of lunches be put up. We submit it wasn't fair for Dale, who is in the cafeteria busi- ness, to take advantage of a rival on the witness stand and make him tell trade secrets. —“The leaves are beginning to! fall,” said the poetical maid on an) Alki car. “Yes,” said the Townin- review guy, “soon even the fal! will leave.” —What's the leading lady in such @ tantrum about this morning?” “She got only nine bouquets last | ight!” | “Great Scott! Ain't that enough?” “No, she paid for ten!” | —Without tooting the Teutons’| horn, you've got to admit they put the rush in the Russians. —A few more days, and then Octo- ber. Hubby will soon have to roll out of bed an hour earlier to boom the furnace. | —The czar is monarch of all he surveys,” said one fellow at Argu-| ment Corner, on Union st. “But his) Survey doesn't extend as far as It) used to,” said another. —City of Everett offers $850,000 for) prevent Everett water system. | | WHY NOT START A DANCE DEBATE? | Dr. Leounrd wants us to go back to} Biblical days for dancing ions. He says men danced by themselves and women by thelr lonely in those days, Where does the doctor get this stuff? | Seller & Co.! pah, or some place, come with the victorious Hebrews in their march thru the land of Canaan? Yes, and what kind of dancing did Salome do fn the Biblical days? = Gov. Lister expected at Frisco) Wednesday. Fire band gives con cert Tuesday. | -Bids on Colfax-Rosalia and Day-| ton-Waitsburg stretches of state highway to be opened October 11. -John R. James, 76, civil war vet-| eran, dies at Walla Walla. —Gov. Lister honors extradition of Edwin T. Churchill, wanted in Mich. igan for embezzlement -—Thomas «Haymond, surveyor, get practice at Aberdeen Armory Didn't know it was loaded with reg. ulation shell. By the Way, Has Any One Heard Anything Lately of Senator Jones’ Maw? |—Burglars get away with $150 cash NICeE, GEN NS } epee hee ee —Pretty soon the rainy season will start in. But, remember, there's a silver lining to every cloud. Rainy weather gives a fellow a chance to see those knee watches. | oo ———-——--—_—@ —Four charter amendments are) sought by the Initiative at Spokane. |—Benjamin Stickney Cable, former) assitant secretary of commerce, kill ed in auto wreck near Ipswich, Mass. | —President Wilson gives hearty) welcome to G. A. R. veterans at anoual reunion. | —Tacks puncture numerous tires on! Greenwood and Phinney ave. lines.| Some day one of these tack vandals Will get his good and plenty. | —Robert Mitchell, democratic coun-} ty. chairman, Walsenburg, Colo.,! found murdered. —Councilman Lundy, who was in the automobile business, says all autos are not alike. Yes, but they) smell alike. ‘ —The allies in Europe may need Strengthening. But some of the Washington st. alleys are strong enough now. HELL Grow RICH Now Eldredge W) » principal of the Montesano se and member of the board of regen’ is writing = hi west. For this work he is to receive » resolution of thanks from the plonee: the county.—Aberdeen correspondent ts —A Seattle cafe, now that the state has gone dry, has been made over into a soda water factory. This,) however, won't permit certain folks in the distillery business to keep up thelr spirits. | —Capt. Joseph Bernfe, Canadian Arctic explorer, is back at Quebec,| after successful trip to Baffin island Didn't know there was a war. | Attempt to set on fire home of Assistant Secretary of Navy Roose-| velt at Poughkeepste fails | and jewelry in safe at King county! hospital Articles belonged to In- mates. Safe was left open. Some management! PROVIDED FOR She—Yes, Last night he asked me what would become of me if he died. He—What did you say? She—i told him | would stay here wounded when rifle explodes in tar--—the qtestion was what would be-| Joan's that’s my husband. come of him, -—Manfred P. Welcher, tary of Anti-Cigarett field secre age, spoke CAN GET AWAY FROM ‘THE. oFrice WHILE Tue MCANN FSS) PUNCHES A [iPad TYPEWRITER “Fore!”’ and drinks and things. baseball. “Fore!” much; trouble; @ OH, H—1 T got into a controversy. doctors. Today it’s different. amusement and recreation yet devised. stimulating method of exercise for the mind and muscles ever invented. The Hing Goes Fo OHN D. ROCKEFELLER, Jr., is now sojourning in Colorado, looking over the scenes of the recent strike. The newspapers report that— He came from Chicago in an ordinary sleeper, accompanied only by his secretary; He actually donned miners’ working clothes, went down into a mine and dug some coal—but not STAR—TUESDAY, SEPT. 28, 1915. \6 LOVE WITH TILLE ! PAGE 4. SOBER SAM, A BAD 6UY, (5 DITCHED BY WIS GAL! IN rth * * . WE'VE BEEN expecting it for some time and it's here at last diers have discovered a new germ * + * NOW SCIENTISTS are saying that the corset is healthful war on corsets first broke out. Can’t Stand the Work No matter how hard a man's work is he can enjoy it if he has a clear head, a sound body and steady nerves. But lame, aching backs and “jumpy” nerves make hard work harder. Often it's only weak kidneys, The .work itself may bring kid- | ney trouble. Work that requires constant bending, reaching, stoop- | ing or lifting strains the kidneys tn time. So will Jolting, dampness, sudden changes of heat }and cold, chemical fumes, or being always on one’s feet. Kidney sufferers complain of be- ing tired all the time, lame in the morning, dull and nervous; they have headaches, dizzy spells, dart- ing pains Don't give up. Don't let gravel, vibration, |© and often had to stop work. The kidney secretions passed too often and this weakness made me get up two or three times at night. Doan's Kidney Pills cured me and madg me feel like a different man.” |dropsy or Bright's disease make a|= Help the kidneys. Kidney Pilils, the kidney remedy that's praised everywhere. A Seattle Example: start Life at the battle front wouldn't! at three Seattle sche Wonder if Guy Q. Robinson, plasterer, 4212 be hard for him, says Jacobs ghe| he's also a liquor welcher 42nd Ave, 8. says: “Hard work Photographer. He's used to expos- British-American Relef associa-| caused a terrible pain tn my back. ures. ltion meeting in Henry building cele-| When I went to bed, my back hurt We don't caré to be profane, yet| brates with song the recent ad.|me so that I could hardly sleep We can't help noticing how the| vance made by adlies When I stooped, {t was all I could bloomin’ British are putting the ell|—-Dr. A. W. Leonard says dancing in|40 to straighten again. I had in Dardanelles. schools is unnecessary. nervous headaches twice a week Safety Razor Blades of a sharpened, dozen 1415 FOURT SPINNING’S QUITTING SALE Il kinds H AVENUE Use} FEW years ago golf was considered a game for mollycoddles and old men. Also, it was a game for the rich, the near-rich and the snobs. club” was necessary to play the game. had to motor out to play golf. Membership in That meant time, money and social aspirations, as a rule. And you had to be properly attired. And you had to buy luncheons The fellows whose amusement consisted of Kelly pool on Saturday night and baseball whenever they could play it, never hesitated about expressing their opinion of golf and golfers. It was considered perfectly safe to insult a person who golfed. And most people's idea of nothing at all, physically and mentally, was the chap who chased a little, inoffensive white ball around a 10-acre lot, trying to coax it into divers and sundry holes with the aid of numerous crooked sticks that bore silly names. The public parks in many big cities are being turned into golf links. In Seattle there is a municipally-owned golf course, and hundreds of men and women take advantage of this health- ful exercise. In many cities the craze for golf is far ahead of that for any other sport, not excepting The golf craze hasn't reached all parts of the country yet, but it is spreading like a prairie fire in August. It is becoming the great American game. It’s the most beneficial, the least expensive form of It’s the greatest, most interesting, absorbing, exhilarating and It’s the— . = * @ He told the miners that he and they were mutually dependent—he could not run the mines without them and they could not mine the coal unless he provided the capital; @ Without any formality he took his turn at the single tin basin outside the grub shack and dried his hands on the community towel and then ate a dinner of beans; @ He slept in a mine foreman’s shack and borrowed the man’s night shirt, and the hair brush and comb ot the lady of the house in the morning. He begged the pardon of the family for putting them to so much @ He complimented a pretty school teacher for the efficiency of her class, and told the scholars to study hard and perhaps when he came back next time they might be school teachers themselves; @ He had a little girl tell him how to make 400 per cent profit on a dime; @ He shook hands with a negro— —THE SEATTLE UNION RE Let’s Give ’Em a Rattle to Play With! HE honorable park commissioners of this great and growing city of 300,000 odd souls are just at present engaged in the important task of building a six-foot spite fence against a merchant with whom they Without regard for the circumstances of the disagreement between the board and F. A. Lane, the merchant in question, it DOES seem that our park board might find things to do that would better occupy its time than to build “‘spite” fences. * * * The doctors treating wounded This earth microbe thrives without oxygen and speedily causes tetanus and gangrene. As it is one of the few microbes that can get along without air, it’s going to be a very precious find to the * * * Too late! We got scared to a standstill when the Weis, ILL EXPECT You To Go Just THE SAME IF iv’s a “country You European sol- Another article in The Star's health campaign with co-operation of American Medical “When You're Well, Keep Well” | being conducted Association WASTE TEARS DOWN YOUR This little word “waste” spreads a first trate wastes that sap energy and | wast, suffering. The fact that/often times crime costs the| them, United States one- | thistles, third of the cost; All Ing thetr mullen these bushel and the ton, taking the fer- tility out of the soll and not re-|vorve, suicide, plenishing it; that we spend two-| thirds of our time in hesitation and another in repenting; that a large| per cent of our school taxes and| primary money {s spent tn schools where the environments are insant tary--breeders of bad health, bad) elvic: an Inadequate school unit; | schools with bad ventilation, tuber.) culosis-germ dust; that nurse ty- phold fever thru bad water worse milk; that encourage small. Princeton, N, J Corns are thickenings of the skin |vaceination; that maintain fly me | breeding nuisances, unclean and un-| SOFIA, Sept screened garbage cans, dump heaps,| Crown Prince manure piles—many of which oc- garia’s arnies cupy the ground where they were firmed today, t placed for months and years, | while sterile fields cry for it and the mortgage of our govern- bunger-creating, humanity-weaken- ment; that wo ing wastes, declares Dr. R. L, Dixon urea paying more in Michigan's Health Bulletin. per capita for! Then there is the health-destroy- crime than for|ing hurry and worry, fret and fri education; that trate wastes that sap energy, we are selling our farms bye the Strength; that drive many men and women to the scrap-heap, to presevre and friction of the shoo, or opposed skin between WILSON GOES TO VOTE WASHINGTON, Sept. and | president left today for his home in| &* pox epidemics rather than enforce |ty and state prima HEALTH fertilizing property takes stocks and bull are crime-maktr to di the insane asylum, local cone-shaped of the outer layer ef the feet, due , to vote in the coun- ries, 28.—Appointment of Boris to lead Bul- | | |and reappeared, waving a meat saw. | Fifteen minutes later there was |two jitney buses, driven, a THIN PEOPLE | hollow 28.—The| 3 By mall, out of ety, one your, $3.50; @ months, $1.99; 88 per month ap to @ months. By carrier, city, 260 @ month. Entered at Peattia, Wash., postoffice as serond-clase matter WHAT IS THE WEATHER 1 RAIN, HAIL» SNow, THUNDER, LIGHTHING AND THE me PATHWAY f] OF THESE Two MEET =~ SEE “TO-MORROW REEL! leo wrestle with the dishes, Ed's victory not only won a big point for Lane. There is F. & Keene, the barber, who likewise wag cut off from trade that did not cam to crawl over a fence six feet high, and there was the branch of the | Washington laundry. | The laundry drivers had to pitch their bundles over the fence. Serves Coffee Over Fence STATION SA WEW YORK ee 4 CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 COOK CHOPS A WAY | | THRU LESCHI FENCE tiga For that matter Lane was bags of popcorn over the fence pay a $20-a-month concession fee to the board. | afternoon Monday until Ed assailed | Ed Has a Thought ‘the brush, and even served one |party with hot coffee over the ob | | Apparently, when the board's eight men had finished the | struction. job, the fence was impregnable. It | And If the park board splices its looked as if you couldn't get inte fence past the place where the Lane's store without walking &/ bush was, there ts yet another bush, block or so around and entering it| which, being on the electric com by a flank movement. | pany’ property, the park board cas | The park board's men went away, /not molest—and another bush be and the park board smacked Its lips.|yond that, and still another. But the park board hadn't reck-| If the park board builds ahead at oned with Ed Saskatchewan |the rate of one bush a day to He heard Lane and Chief Engi up with Ed’s saw, the fence jneer James of the Seattle Electric be complete until the electric com ;Co, discussing the fence outside, pany gets its new walk buili and he wiped his hands on his electric company property, directly apron. from the street to Lane's store em He stepped out and surveyed the | trance, which will forever settle the feat of the park board. He saw that |controversy. |the fence ended, at one end, tn a |bush. Of course he knew nobody jecould get thru that bush but a | rabbit. But ff that bush were cut down—! | Gets His Meat Saw Ed dashed back into the kitchen 2 PASSENGERS HURT AS JITNEYS COLLIBE Miss Blanche E. Kindee, # the Bank for Savings, and O, KE iner, 4113 Arcade Annex, were jfully injured Monday night, wee . | “I show Meester Park Board hoy | Old Ed take hees Dardanelles,” he cried, and attacked the shrub. & clear path thru from the park |ly, by W. E. Metcalfe, 506 21st Into the ice cream and soft drink|and L. M. Norman, collided # house, and Ed retired in good order ‘Eighth and Pike. 2 ae aa AY PUT ON FLESH Mtl Setct a ha AAO Pps Mary, at those Robinsons. Three mosths ago they were 1s you and |, and Rebinson eays all they have dose is ‘eat Sargol and grow fat.’” 50c BOX FREE , s it so badly needs if you expect et fat and gain in weight. 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