The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 27, 1915, Page 4

_ benefit _ — Razor ' BSTAR—MONDAY, SEPT. 27, Member of the Sertppe Northwest League of Newspapers Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co. Phone Mam 9400 HERE ND ELSEWHERE IMPOSS$- BILL and means to boost Will Mumphrey tuto the United Sutherland's boore emporium. And one of them sug- idea to send Will to Europe to stop the war, of the question. Humphrey would want too much for committes on eeuste met at . e if it would be However, that’ traveling expenses. @ Just keep that cake For old man Cannell, Who seeks to make An itchless flannel. —Detroit Free Press. @ Just hand that ribbon To Louis Lang, Alone so sober In all that gang. ~—Columbus day, October 12, to be celebrated here with speechmak- ing and banquet. —R. F. Bernschneider, manager of is persona non grata with a couple of strangers who held him up and found only $1.60. They told him he was a| Pacific Printery, . piker. ' —Of 837 students at Franklin high, ' 421 signed for music course. +—Royal Arcanum to give dance for | Washington home next Wednesday in Odd Fel- lows’ hall. —C. A. Raven is the new tnstruetor in Spanish at the Y. M. ©. A. Ev- erybody is ravin’ to learn Spinach since the war made S. American trade so promising, you're ravin’ to learn, here's Raven to teach. ——_—_ STELLA SORGHUM SAYS 4 -—_——__——_ A dame doesn't mind chapped lips if the right is responsi- for them. eee It’s better to have loved and lost than to pay alimony. Joseph Blair, pioneer, Centralia, dead. Age 68. | —Peter Rudio, 90, dies at Centralia. '—Monument placed at Dawson for Fitzgerald who perished on Inspector mounted police duty. ‘bor on strike. _ say whether it’s _ kind of razors. —Teddy suffers an injury to | his eye, it is reported. But hold on, Jay Thomas, Howard Taylor, Sam Perkins, Dick Bony Scott, et al., there's noth. ing the matter with his tongue, y'know. | + fine out HEROES @ Keep your hand shake For Mr. Wu, Who seeks to make A hurtless shoe. —Cleveland Press. + | —They were convicted of cheating the government of $1,000,000 In taxes on artifically colored oleo-| margarine. Four Columbus, 0., capitalists were sentenced Satur. day to serve two years In pen and pay $1,000 fine. clam diggers Dispatches don’t safety or other ) ~~Cornerstone —It jig -—D, C, Jackling of Seattle, one of three engineers named by Mayor Mite! idents. of Mary's hospital laid in Spokane. Washington, D. C., has great wel come for G. A. R. in 49th reunion, of schooner ce in Sydney, Aus. 4 experts meet today in Frisco ive-day convention be right to call ‘ern gas meters? the governor Carolina met the governor of Sonth Carolina in Seattle you suppose he'd say | Lang way between drinks.” hel to probe New York subway ee Episcopal church, Chicago, HAT Is IT, NURSE, You NEEDN'T NSWER THE QUESTION ? 7| destroyed in $500,000 fire —Nearly 3,000 longshoremen on} strike in New York want share of | extra‘ profits. } J. G. Freeman, Centralia restau: | rant man, arrested for breaking women's eight-hour law. t : 1 | —John D. Rockefeller refuses to lend the allies money with which to fight. That makes two of us, ——________4 IN STYLE Jones—You are extravagant— you spend money for unnecessary clothes! Mra. Jones—Impossible! Un. necessary clothes are not in style. CHESTNUT! “Toward the end of the ride,” she was reading aloud, “they came to a ford——” “Oh, skip th those automobile jokes.” —Gail Cable lost control of ma chine, and it fell 20 feet near We | natchee bridge. Case of cable breaking down. SHE GOT IT School Teacher—Now, children can any of you make a sentence using the word “indisposition’? Rough Puptl—Throwing off his coat and putting up his hands “Please, ma’am, if you want to fight, you stand in dis position.” The teacher fainted.—Top-Notch —Clontibursts in Iowa do damage to corn fields. —Fred Boalt told of a Seattle man of 59 who thinks nothing of lifting 109 pounds of bricks, or fron, or any old thing. He has nothing on us. We _ wouldn't think of it for a second PROVIDING “Father, I've decided to become an artist. Have you any objection?” “No—providing you don’t draw on me,” —Coast fire chiefs in convention at Frisco, ¢ it to have hot time. Fall Rains Open Camps,” diine in the Morning Grouch a —what? Unofficial report says North r ipts this Yakima state fair re exceed 1914 fair by $2,500, Two broke jail at Auburn Sun day night, Fall rush from North now on ~L. H. Chapman, 63, South Bend. pioneer, dead DON’T WORRY “We must kiss, my dear,” said Herb, “Till all my cold Is gone.” “Oh that’s all right,” his girl replied, “For | can pase it on,” WELL, HELEN, FoR ONCE You ARE EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR #225: A Married Man’s Troubles ‘ - . HERE, LOOK HERE, A THWS WOULD MAKE THIS 1s THE ES) STORE WEVE Bean fe | [A PRETTY Dress In NOW~ 1 DON St THE NEaD OF {_Tom, | want Nou 1) | pont sre ANYTHING ree. {72.00 WITK Me To Hl | \ ware Wert “Too Wels SOME TRY SOME ON “TIME By mall, out of city, one rear, 61.00; @ HOPE ~ EVERYBopy 1S WEARING WELL, HERE, How ABOUT THis 2 HE SIMP BOYS’ SUCCESS—(OR, THE GREAT TRACK M THE SIMP ASteR-De eT EET PLOT). THE BUMPVILLE TRACK TEAM STARTS ON Its Two MILE, CROSS COUNTRY RUN! IT FoR you! THAT WAS AGOOD JoB~ INOW FER TH CoN! RACE, THE ft BIS is DISTRIBUTED 2 EVENLY OVER » « a \aeaag = S| LL <2) CONSCRIPTION—at the “U’’ and in England '" he exclaimed, impatiently. “I'm getting tired of “When You're Well, Keep Well” In this day of the high cost of important because in addition living {t is well to t's easier than breaking locks Whole milk ie a perfect and -/skim milk will provide as much Suese, Was dispensable food for the young and nourishment as twice or three|Ye@rs in the Monroe reformatory in the process of skimming milk|times that amount spent for beet.|PY Superior Judge Gilliam, after the only nutrient taken from it is) A quart of oysters contains leas Pleading guilty to a charge of burg the butter fat. The sugar, amounting to about|a quart of skim milk, yet oysters four parts in every hundred, all the|cost a great deal more, protein and all the mineral sub-| Many people, of course, stances are left, The protein isithe taste of whole milk to skim|don, Nanaimo, when 20 men were killed, O PEOPLE ever loved the draft. Conscription is a hated word. During our own civil war rioting in our great cities marked the enforcement of the draft law. The average Englishman is roaring against conscription because it is in his blood to oppose any- thing compulsory. He was not built to be a slave or a serf. But would he protest if Germany landed an army in England, as it is reported she intends to do? Probably not. Probably it would not be necessary; perhaps every Englishman would spring to arms, This idea is one that may be worthy of thought in discussing the compulsory drill question at the University of Washington. It is the idea of compulsion that is abhorrent in the eyes of Americans the country over, and Anglo-Saxons the world over. The country is beginning to realize the need for preparedness. Voluntary camps have been or- ganized to train “business” men. Wouldn't these same business men be the strongest in protest of any idea that would compel them to join these camps? Why not give university students the same American privilege? They are imbued with the same patriotism, and those who can afford to take the drill course—those who can afford it in time and in money—would be glad to take it and prepare themselves in case the country should need them. The students are to be treated exactly as are the “business” men in this respect. Conscription—force—is, and has been, un-American. Let us rather make military drill so popular —avoiding unnecessary details and sticking to essentials—that the boys will be eager to get this training just as they are in Switzerland. a * * . * * “Paul” Is Some Hustler VERY once in a while we read something about W. H. Paulhamus of the Puyallup valley. “Paul,” as he is known to many hundreds in tthe state, is a broad shouldered, ruddy-faced, healthy farmer, who is equally as well known in politics as in farming. He's no “paper” farmer. He’s the real article—the last word in the modern farmer. He is at the head of the Puyallup Growers’ association, which is a co-operative farmers’ organiza- tion that does a million dollar, or several million dollar's business in berries each year. Last spring the farmers presented “Paul” with an automobile; the year before with a watch, etc. ‘Paul’ is a farmer who is also a business man. He is great for efficiency. As state senator, “Paul” has a progressive record. Just now, “Paul” is busy making the Western Washington fair at Puyallup a success. You can just bet it will be a success. “Paul” was in Seattle Wednesday, heading 400 boosters from the Puyallup valley—and to get out 400 boosters from one town to another is some achievement itself. The Star hasn’t always agreed with some of the things “Paul” stood for, but “Paul” is a hustler, he’s right in the main, he’s no standpatter, and he’s done real work in this state, both as a farmer and in politics. * * * 2 * * National Parks for the Enjoyment of All of Us S THIS nation gets older, the American people will turn more and more to the enjoyment of their great national parks. Under the Wilson administration an assistant secretary of the interior has been delegated to the sole duty of administering the parks. This man is Samuel T. Mather. At the dedication of Estes National park, in Nathan, Colo., he said he hoped to make it “available for the every- day visitor as well as the millionaire who can afford to hire guides and pack trains.” Continuing, Mather said: “We wish to build for the persons of moderate means, who have as much right as any to enjoy these great scenic attractions. There must be roads, hotels, inns, camps, and a thoro system of polic- ing and regulating the great park. A system which might be designated as the Americanized-Swiss plan could be adopted with profit. We could take over the Swiss idea of inns, chalets, and camp- sites at intervals of nine and twelve miles over a complete chain of roads and trails, and combine their management with up-to-date American methods.” Never before this year have so many people realized the tremendous beauty of our nearby national park at Mount Rainier. All previous records have been broken by the number of visitors to the tain this summer. It's a wonderful place; and every one in the state should have the opportunity * * * * * * CIVIL SERVICE COMMISSION says a man over For one reason, they don’t get that old any doubt of it having been a hazardous undertaking. LEAVE IT to Paulhamus to make the Puyallup fair next week a hummer for fair. You can just bet it’s going to be a pretty fair fair. A PEEK-A-BOO waist never yet made a man see eo vei tea sick THERE IS no wrong that “can’t be helped.” i} , i il debi dimuek un patel ons: [various ‘ways tn cooking nnd i ew, GMIGAGO MAYOR TO | SPEAK IN SEATTLE Mayor William H. Thompson of |Chieago has accepted an invitation to speak here early next month, He will be honored guest at a luncheon of the Young Men's Repubiican |pectally good in making soups, cus- |tards and cakes, The practice of wearing un- dergarments dyed in brilliant colors is inadvisable, as the analine dyes used often irritate the skin and this sometimes re- | sults in eruptions. Another article in The Star's health campaign being conducted with co-operation of American Medical Association SKIM MILK DESERVING OF ATTENTION club, to! know of a food|serving as fuel for the body it aluo| ,2OYCOTT THE ESSANAY both economical supplies tissue buildyg material, |, Talk about America's great vic b | and healthful The . tories! London moving picture ex hio, former ambassador to France, terial ts akim-ia half quarts of skim mitk‘ha thore| "8% Company because it will not |be here on Thureday, as planned. milk, It ts sold is in a pound of round steak 1 Pee See Scene. Sages OE iT f very cheaply and| Skim milk sells for about 4 cents)? Chain films. ‘HOW THEY bo IT ON yet 19 of consid-/a quart, und tet between 20 and! | erable nutritive|30 cent’ a pound, therefore {t 1s MARTIN SENTENCED | CANADIAN SIDE value. easy to see that 10 cents spent for| Andrew Martin, a young Portu-| tenced to one to 15 ty | VANCOUVER, B. C,, Sept |Thomas Graham, provincial than half as much nourishment as|!ary Saturda prefer] be housed in the residences of Lon- | tack, |Meved that our danger was remote. I have been sometimes called) }that they could not attack us successfully, | spirit of the devil is abroad among the nations, peoples which are a | | Think of the billions which @ conquering army could wring from the — | war. If Germany were free to invode this nation now, she could make jus finance her war debt. We are the richest prize ever offered the | cupidity of a conquror, and one of the most defenseless, TO FORM UNION Ht aLgs ONE OF the chaps alleged to have attempted the 40 is useless. Can't say the same about women over 40, county jail break is named Hazzard. Thus is dispelled Leoan tne Dia semiel anoint y jform for the school election, 1n| geattie's Leading |which they express hope that the loppose discrimination against free) Union | discussion of economic and political issues by pupils. THERE ARE legislative halls—and legislative hauls. i REGRET NEVER yet repaired the damage done. Gov. Willis of Ohio wil speak efore the club in the Butler grill Puesday noon, Myron T, Herrick of |brothers tie up freshmen. ernment inspector of mines, and J.| |H. Tonkin, manager of the Pacific |Coast colliery, face trial here on jcharges of manslaughter as the Population of Switzerland could | result of the explosion on February last at the Reserve mine, nea WAR BREEDS WAR — AND U. S. IS RICH PRIZE, SAYS QUICI second article written especially for The Star ty thor and philosopher, om tbe subject of 4 ndes that all history has proven that war breeds and the « re in one war seek other worlds to conquer. If that fs trae, United States offers the richest prixe to the conquering nation in the q Kuropean war. By Herbert Quick Written Especially for The Star Mr. Bryan said, not long . that if this country were att ign foe, a million a men would spring to arms ig: tween sunrise and unset r. been much criticised for this saying, but he is correct, There is no question that the million men would rush to the OF ors; but I don't think they could do much against an army of any g1 size, composed of trained soldiers—which we have not-—; equipped airshipe—-which we have not—; such @rtillery as they are using ia tej European war——which we have not—; and machine guns insteod rifles—which, also, we have not. 4 1 think such an army could march back and forth thru our © miliion unarmed, untrained men and over their corpses as the Spaniards under Cortez marched thru Mexico in spite of the r nce of the brave Aztecs, armed with bows, spears and Faitor's ved clubs, When congress meets {t will face these questions and must | the matter of what may be our destiny. ae We, @s voters, must instruct our representatives on our Let us now consider whether or not we are in any danger y A year ago I should have sald that we are not. A year ago T pacifict, because I believe war to be an unmixed evil; but I have newt been able to see that the danger of wars is over. a In “On Board the Good Ship Earth,” published in 1913, 1 fie these sentences. “There is no question that in some cases the nations” are now, and for centuries have been, in the position of making choles between national extinction and preparedness for war’ * © ®& wish I could see the way to universal disarmament in the near futer, but even should internationalism obtaln control of the military nations of the world, I am unable to see more than « lull in the storm and@ readjustment of factors.” If that seemed true in 1913, how can it be doubted now? Are we likely to be attacked? Some say that the nations will exhaust themselves {n the world war and will not be able to attack uw if they wished to do #0; that none of them wish to attack us, and” Leave the last question for the future. Let us consider whethet or not the nations will be exhausted. History does not so teach Wars breed wars. We may be entering upon « hundred years of want a period of reeling back toward barbarism. In such times, when the the same time rich and defenseless are the meat of the armed nationa | ANY ONE OF THE WARRING NATIONS COULD PICK A FIGHT | WITH US IN A MONTH. Think of the millions wrung by Germany from poor little Belgium United States! Such a war on us would pay the biggest dividends ever won is Are these things true? Well, whether they are true or net, best judges think them true. For one, | am not In favor of any chances on them. | believe in acting as if they were true. | believe In building up a public sentiment in this country which force congress to rise above party lines and act strongly, wisely and scientifically on national defense, URGE TEACHERS The socialists Sunday pn EDWIN J. BROWN D. D. Ss. Dentist teachers might form a union and) 705 to They recommend social centers in the schools, expansion of the kin- dergartens, and better development ] of the vocational and night schools.| When I began to guarantee De i The suggestion was mado during tal work in Seattie, the det | d Equated by None. discussion that the socialists pay| ald I would, fall, bat Toniag ot silaries to all socialists elected to|pusiness my guarantee would Dring non-salaried offices, jand this tells the secret, Liven They picked the following as can-| the large volume of, busnettay didates to the school board, all but) pie} ch year, he must have one to be eliminated: Bre eae * cant Gem ‘ fit as his income, but if & Deed 4 L. W. Buck, Martin J, Flyzik, O.|P I 7 can do fro! 60,000 to $80.08 mS McGill, John Lamb, George L, Cos oh prc a pipett of 30 and Mrs, lla Tripp sont hia Selection of po! ssion can-/ to $16,000, and this et didates was deferred two weeks, | Sntee my work, and Wy sive Opposition to university matricu-! jow i ee lation fees and to compulsory milt- on 20 per sens tary training was expressed in a|Wtll the average Dentlel Tit resolution. me just 80 cents for @ 4 rm |dollars’ worth of dental work, #4 HERO ONCE CALLED COWARD) work for_a 20 per cent prea bp ; Aimar Auzias do Turenne, back |e gets TO. But if 1 do ten Siig from the war with one eye gone, 18|are highly satisfactory, to is a hero hereabouts, but not so once. cane of my small profit on auch ' Tho editor of the university daily |!#"se business. A 4 paper dug from his files recently “a EDWIN a. BROWN, D. rp: i account of the spanking of de| Seattle's Leading Dentis' f Turenne five years ago because he TOS-T12 First Avenue. i wo! .! a tess » | Open evenings until 8 and Sti would not help his sophomore | nttl 4 people who work. yone Main y nee a —_—_— q i Safety Razor Blades of all kinds 1 5c sharpened, dozen ....... ene ee SPINNING'S QUITTING SALE 1415 FOURTH AVENUE