The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 22, 1915, Page 4

Seige so perpen: STAR—WEDNESDAY, SEPT, 22, 1915. PAGE 4, Member ef the Sorippe Northwest League of Newspapers Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co Phone Main 9100 MAKING ONE’S OWN MODEL HAT’S a beautiful little story from Evanston, Ill, about the Howard Osborns, bridal pair of Northwestern University, showing how Miss Lamke made Osborn a model husband before she married him, Three days after they first met, Miss Lamke presented Osborn with a set of rules, like this: Rise at 6 a. m.; cold bath and exercise; breakfast on dry toast and coffee; loyalty to study; no attention to girl students; no smoking, drinking, loafing, or over-eating; eight hours’ sleep daily; daily athletic practice. Young Howard observed these rules for four years, married the girl and is now “a model husband.” It is a beautiful story, as is also that one about “Jack and the Beanstalk.” Only, ‘tis to be feared that this beauty, like most others, is just skin deep. A man who will let a woman lay down his rules of conduct before marriage and faithfully live up to them after he has got her is something more than a model husband—he's a model angel, and as rare as the dodo. Of course, most men are angels about the time of their marriage, but any wife will testify that they speedily outgrow it, very largely. There are a large number of cases indicat- ing that the fellow who lets his sweetheart run his eating, drinking, sleeping and so forth, runs such things himself, with much fierceness, after their marriage. Mrs. Osborn’s rules are fine—save as to that naked toast breakfast—but possession does make such a difference, the variance between anticipation and acquisition is usually so pro- nounced, that time alone can demonstrate that she " who can't wa has actually landed a real model. [Outbursts of Everett True] 1 S&E WOvu've BEEN BLOWING YouRSEL FOR. A NEW MAGAZINE. DON'T MIND IF T LooK THROUGH (Tv CAN'T You TURN THE PAaGes WITHOUT SMEARING YouR FINGERS WITH SLOBBER 1! You DON'T (OOK THROVEH fr, You LICK THRoven iri! The Wara Year Ago == Today: A LITTLE BIT OF MOST ANYTHING} next door, or go to hell; it will be CARELESSNESS The Pennsylvania station In New York was crowded. Busy porters were unloading baggage from huge trucks. The din was fearful. Truaks were being thumped ond smashed on the platform by husky porters and a group of helpless tourists gazed in sad-eye! amaze- ment at the mistreatment of their the same.” cee MAYBE SHE DID A Janitor of a country school found written on the blackboard. “Find the least common multi- ple.” Beneath it, he wrote: “Teacher: 1 hev been lookin’ for baggage. that darned thing ever since school Suddenly, when the smashing/opened. It ain't nowheres about Was at its height, the foreraan| You must have left it back home.” came from his booth and thunder- ed to the men: “Say, you mean by handling trunks way?” The eyes of the tourista bright- ened. Wonder of all wonders—a baggage man with a consctlence! The foreman continued: “You're making too many dents guys, what do you that a large whistle loudly cited. the little one by the tall and it's squealing.”—Woman's Home Com- ee A NAUTICAL VIEW Tommy saw a small tug towing ship, and heard the tug “Ob, papa,” he cried, greatly ex- “See! The big boat's got in that concrete platform.” yeaa, es hg THE PLACE “Why,” asks a Missourl paper, A Rowlesburg, W. Va., theatre decorates its stage with this sign: the footlights. Use the door.” Again, the Davenport hotel, Dav- enport, lowa, tacks up this vearning to guests and lowngers: “Profane language or swearing positively prohibited in this room.” stage “Johnnies, please do not climb over |", ‘does Missouri stand at the head {sing mvies?" use,” ways the only another sate paper, that place to stand,"—Christian Register. A POOR EXCUSE “Van Lushe says his wife keeps him in hot water all the time.” Or, in Dodge City, Ia, “Ladies| “I suppose that’s how he ac- and gentiemen are requested not| counts for getting stewed so to throw butter or other things on | often. eeu e the wails or mix cateup and vine- and pepper. Maybe you a joke, but we don’t.” Minette, Ala. a J. P. has placed a card In his door which in- forme callers: “i'm going fishing, Be back I'm thru. People see Sam Jenkins, = marry, young man. ly a miss.” sir, but Judge. NO ERROR HERE “But my daughter's too young to She's just bare- “She may seem that way to yeu, she is a hit with me.” sharpened, dozen .... Safety Razor Blades of all kinds SPINNING’S QU TTING SALE 1415 FOURTH AVENUE ROBBED, HE TRIES | last | Wells and Florence De Prec |pleaded guilty, has engaged an at |torney to attempt to get the money| back, |Keller and the two girls assigned | their claim on the money, is try-| ing to get It. |County Clerk Sickels as an exhibit in the case against the leged robbers J. Bryan has a house for rent—at Washington, ing it in the newspapers. FROM A TOURIST’S LETTER “« * * We'were stopping, for a day, at Santa Fe. Nesffing ina hollow amid_the hills; bathed in eternal life-giving sunshine; cooled by the cedar-laden breezes blowing off the snowelad crests, where the mountains kiss the skies, in the shadowy distance, Santa Fe, quaint, old Santa Fe, is called the ‘Haven of Hope.’ “As | loitered in the lobby of the rather pre- tentious hotel, the bus from the afternoon train rolled up. Came a youth, worldly wise, well dressed and well off, if one might judge from the character of the impedimenta carried by the two bell boys following—golf sticks, sporting rifles, etc. As he approached the office, with that air of self assurance which sets so wefl upon the American youth of wealth, he seemed the personification of fortune-favored young manhood. But as I looked again at closer range, a slight flush, a little droop to the athletic shoulders, more than all,-the hopeless, homesick look in the young eyes, betrayed him to me and to the watchful clerk. I heard the low- voiced dialogue; 1 could not help it, as it was at my elbow. “Pardon me, sir,’ said the clerk, very, very kindly, | thought, ‘We cannot take tubercular guests. There’s a sanitarium here that is quite all right.’ The youth flushed, his boyish mouth quiv- ered, the blue eyes filled with the hurt expression of a scolded child, but he answered bravely: “Very well, I will go there.’ “Oh! the horror of it. The mountains of this West are filled with these exiles—mothers’ boys— waiting, waiting, waiting. Some return, but more do not. They are so pitiful, these lonely ones, away | A Married Man’s Troubles HELEN, 1F You'LL NAME THE BEST CAFE’ ; IN “TOWN V’LL TANE You AND I GUESS CAFe’ DE LUX IS The MSGILL LEAVES FOR THE SEA sive! from home. It makes me feel like crying out in rebellious protest, but | only weep, then thank Him that my boys have health instead of wealth.” There’s a lesson for us all in this mother’s letter. That's why we present it. THE KILLING OF YOUNG FRISELL CCORDING to Prosecutor Carmody, it was a bullet from the gun of Special Officer Gouley that killed young Carl Frisell, and ‘it will be Gouley who will probably be prosecuted. As a matter of fact, it was purely an accident that it was Gouley’s bullet and not a shot from the gun of the city policeman who accompanied Gou- ley, that killed the boy. In the fact that they fired any shots in a case of such trivial importance lies the guilt of both of them—and one is as guilty as the other. Neither of them knew that young Frisell was guilty of any offense, As a matter of fact, if he were guilty of anything, it was an offense of a very minor nature. A few boys were in a street scrap. was injured badly. The affair could have passed without police attention, as have hundreds of similar cases. Yet here come a regular policeman and a spe- cial policeman and make free use of their guns— and an innocent boy is killed. A system which tolerates such an abuse of gun power is radically wrong. Nobc dy THE MAN who won't even let his best girl carry a handbag before they are married, is the one who gen- erally expects her a few years later to do all the lugging PERRO DEL DIABLO H E IS a big, good natured mastiff. His tail wags all the time. There is fun in his brown eyes, He almost laughs when he sees a crowd of kids, When three or four boys and girls pile on hig back at once he opens his jaws like a lion—but fs all a bluff, and the kids only laugh at him. Ae got his strange name (Spanish for “Dog of the Devil’) because his owner found him ig Mexico. Had he stayed in Mexico he would have grown savage. But up here in this peace-loving country he has become the pet of a hundred children, And how he has suffered because he wag decent! Every few days some scrappy bulldog has come along and lieked the daylights out of the bi fellow, who didn’t want to fight, who hadn’t learn how to fight, and therefore couldn’t fight. Some sensible boys of the neighborhood took him in hand, however—and yesterday he most ar. tistically, thoroly chewed up two bulldogs and one snappy, snarling collie. And they won’t trouble him again. AFTERTHOUGHT: Is Uncle Sam to be compared to Perro Def Diablo? The bulldogs are snapping at him! THE GERMANS have already named a new king of Poland. If somebody don't stop ‘em they'll be naming g new czar of Russia A HORSE SHOW is a place where the women show the horse that he has no show. THE GARDEN OF EDEN is the place where Adam and Eve baked the first apple pie and pied the human race, of the baby. race Do You MEAN “To TELL ME THis $1.25 |s For-THaT CORNBEEF AND SAY, LET Me Teir You SOMETHING —YOU COULDNT LHIFT $1.25 WoRTH oF ;\CORNBEEF AND TOM, You HAD BETTER. TAKE ME ouT, IF PAUL 1S GOING To Have FANNIE PUNCHES A HOLE INHER BoAT —— BILL WUMPS IN THE BACK SEAT! China has repiied to Ger- many’s protest against the landing of Japanese troops in China, saying she Is un- able to defend her neutral- ity. Heavy fighting is report. ed In France, the Germans attacking vigorously south. east of Verdun and claim- PASADENA, Cal, Sept. 21 Mrs. Elizabeth Fleming, 82, who voluntee great nurses at the time of t ellow fever epidemic home here. Mra. Fleming, girl, volunteered for service a was sent to the Southern city. this entire company she was t en miles in an effort to envelop Gen. Von army on the right in a large measure from fear the dread disease, since many [them dropped dead without sig: of illness. ing of three cruiser in the North sea. Austrian crulsers Maria Theresa and Admiral Staun were badly damaged in a | Orleans, the young nurse return. to Baltimere and was years ago was one of the heroic New Orleans, is dead today at her | then a beautiful only one to return alive, the others dying, either from the disease or, as Mra. Fleming always contended, Following her experience in New 60 he injand rec «: ENTERPRISING SON or he SUPERIOR, Wis Nam Reickenberg, of} his alleged —precocior of ns r, is wife away. The youth is further |its people vote that way in a pro-| [4 large bottles of Rainier, Gert alleged to have influenced the|,, 4% entirely new course—instruc-| hibition referendum announced by|| Lager or Olympia, ice cold, ed elder Reickenberg's girl-wife eats this sees i ts pret Aaa gg a government today for March Why Pay Moret year, }19. married. elope with $350 family funda, 'WomanWho Helped to SaveFever-Stricken New Orleans, 60 Years Ago, Is Dead, at 82. a laave for the city she had helped to savo caused her to persuade her husband to remove to New Orleans, where they Hved during civil war d IS SUED BY FATHER Sept. 22.—Wil-! in which suing! dried flowers with their pedigrees | young son for $2,000 damages on the allega tion that the son stole the father's fight with the French fleet In the Adriatic. HAVE SHAPELY LEGS 22. | SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. San Francisco girls have the || shapeliest legs in the world Edward De Groot says #0, and he is physical director in the public schools here. More. over, their general carriage !s more graceful, he says, than that of girls in Eastern cities. The reason? San Francisco's hills, climb ing of which strengthens the limbs, waist and back incom see the WACO car and behind But Seattle is even hillier | than Frisco, What's the an- | sewer’ 1015 Pike St. A New Seattle Product CAR | Take a hand in increasing Seattle's payrolls. You can do this while laying the foundation for an producer for yourself. Take some WACO stock. favor of its being a winner. There's everything in Look into it. Come and get acquainted with the men hen investigate to your heart's content. Western Automobile Co. Elliott 1367 THE WACO TO GET CASH BACK’ - | robbed of $90] Pearl] who Leonard Larson, July by James Keller, Likewise, W. R. Bell, to whom} It 1s now held by| uate three al- Are you planning to move? W., 4. BR. 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It totals |21, which is considerably more than many metropolitan newspa pers employ. But most of the Dai- ly writers are working merely for the experience, and they work on |the Daily only between classes. A girl for a yell leader! What 7 |d'ye think of such proceedings? and no interest. Plays |The sentors have “went and done any make of record, and |it.” She is Miss Anne Baker, and . diae |she doesn’t look @ bit like a. yell uses cactus, fiber, }leader. She Isn't particularly mus- cular, and she doesn't plead for ||suffrage on soap boxes. She's a || regular girl mond and steel needles— Price $75 Or, equipped with the new “Push Button” Ree ord Racks—the best sys tem we know of for take ing care of your records —the price is $85. Registration {s now only 48 laps behind this time last year. That || 1s, it's only 48 less, despite the heavy fees imposed this year for the first time. REPUBLICANS OF ILLINOIS GATHER SPRINGFIELD, IIL, Sept. 22,.— Tinos republicans gathered today for their anny] state fair field day, Presideutial politics was the headliner, and Congressman James R. Mann, minority leader of the house, and United States Senator Lawrence Y. Sherman, both presi- dential candidates, were scheduled to show their paces. Republican day at tho state fair is always the big party event of the year and it took on added im- And don’t be content with merely reading this advertisement— or even with looking at the instrument—nhear ft. As the larg est manufacturers of Talking Machines in the world, our state ment that this ts the best instrument ever made at the price means something. But—make neapeve it (= Columbia Graphophone Co. presidential race, Senator Sher-! Crs 1311 First Ave. man was today's chief speaker. =