The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 13, 1915, Page 4

STAR—MONDAY, SEPT. 13, 1915. PAGE 4,, THE GIRL; GOD HE other day in a fainted. the young man before Her She had trusted in name. EDUCATED PEOPLE (From the Marion Advertiser) The remarks made on the street by acouple of young men would have been bad enough should they! have emanated from a drunken man, | but from young men of education, | why those very words (we cannot mention them here) should have. been drove back down the vul-| gar throats from whence they came. cee MUTUAL BENEFIT “Why do you send your wife and daughters to the seashore while you stay at home?” “We're all more comfortable,” re- plied Mr. Cumrox. “Mother and the girls hate to see me in a wilted ‘collar and I'm very much annoyed | by their bathing suits.” ton Star. "Washing: | eee Be a grape and hang with your own bunch.—Judge. ove A BIG JOB (From the Chicago Tribune) “WANTED—Floor covering sales man, to cover Northern Missouri.” | eee AN HONEST MAN Tam an HONEST MAN. lam SILE I MIND MY OWN BUSINESS. I 1 AM ALWAYS ABOVE BOARD, MAN, . HIGH ART? What have artists loved to draw most, thruout the ages? That's it!—some mean sort of guy is bound to shout—"their wages!” am a CHES Member of the Sortppe Nerthweet League of Newspapers Published Daily by The @tar Publishing Co. Thone Matm 8460 Outbursts of Everett True TELEPHONE BOOTHS SMEX BaD ENOLVGH WITHOUT BENG STUNK UP WITH [ALITTLE BIT OF MOST ANYTHING] AI meg dt Tour HELP HER! Chicago courtroom a_ girl She fainted when the judge ordered him—father of her child— to pay a fine of $550 OR spend six months ithe city prison. Her father committed suicide when he learned of her condition. mother drove her out. the law to give her baby a The law satisfied itself with a money fine —then did the same that her mother did. Hampered by disgrace and a nursing babe, she is compelled to battle for a living. The man, un- The idle acions of the rich This saying provd with effort small: ‘Tis all play and no labor which Makes Jack the dullest boy of all, eee | Italy has the greatest eel- Beene ling farmin the world along Adriatic. These creatures are [oe great use to the king's men when | they want to all thru tight places. o* “I'm off Pre ans sald Harry K. Thaw, as he raced down Market | st. in Frisco In a speedwagon the other day, which was a_ perfectly true statement. . *-. About the only way the British |can get to Constantinople is be- neath the surface of the Sea of Marmora. cee “Russians Face Annihilation” EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR THE MAN; HE PAID THE FINE— heading in Star. This 1s the first time we have met this word sinc the Whians were active in the pu lic prints. o-. Headline: “TW. 8. Preparing Note | Jon Cotton.” President Wilson has | used up all his other stationery | keeping up his correspondence with William Hollenzollern, “ee “Sweeping Changes Made in An. | napolie”—Headline in P-I. We | presume this means the janitor has been thrown into the ash can of discard. A friend of ours wants to know if being pinched by a crab while wading out into deep water should not be classed as a submarine at- tack, Safety Razor Blades of all kinds sharpened, dozen SPINNING’S QUITTING SALE 1415 FOURTH AVENUE By mall, ont of ety, one roar, $2.50; 6 | $1.00; Be per month ap to © months. By carrier, city, 250 » month, Botered at Beattie, Wash.. postoffire as second-class matter. next time they meet us, just be good enough to Oh, well! perhaps you’d better put it on paper and mail it to us. Taft Is Fine Reason for Non-Partisanship THE UNIVERSITY Y TUITION FEE FEW thick-headed, long-eared, and narrow. eyed legislators didn’t like to have the Univer. sity of Washitfgton teach its students all sides of the various economic questions of the day. They wanted only one side taught. So they, being mem. bers of the machine that controlled the legislature in 1915, passed a law, to show their dissatisfaction, compelling students in this public university to pay fees, or else be denied higher education. There is now pending a case to knock out this law. In the meantime, we have another example of this “repre. sentative” system of government—which, however, fails often to do anything but misrepresent—of which Prof. Taft and Congressman Humphrey are Professor Taft during his recent visit in the Neathwenk' sieved an excellent reason why government by parties—which' means party machines and party bosses—should as quickly as possible be abandoned. Professor Taft, after his ringing speech in Seattle denouncing dieect primaries, non- partisanship, in- dependent voting by congressmen and senators, the initiative, referendum, and any other direct voice by the people in their own government, journeyed to Tacoma. In the City of Destiny, f. Taft, once titular head of the republican party, was the private guest _ of Hugh Wallace, democratic party boss of this state. The Star frankly admits its inability to understand the surprise of some democrats and some re- publicans—and others who are too independent to be party slaves—at the fact these two, who claim to belong to opposite parties, should be such warm tilikums. Be calm, folks, It’s all very plain, Prof. Taft and Hugh Wallace really belong to the same party, though they disguise themselves by different party names. They stand for the same thing politically— namely, PRIVILEGE. They are both against the rule of the people by direct voice, and it is not very difficult to imagine that, as ay! followed the golf ball over the links, there was quite a sympathetic exchange of confidences on how hard it is to control the cantankerous people these days. Really, it would be hard to think of anything more natural than that these two men should be so proud. sitting elbow to elbow at the Union club in Tacoma, or mutually gracing the social register of the Country club. The unnatural thing is that some folks can’t understand this most obvious truth—that THE LESSON when it comes to a showdown, Taft and Wallace are on the same side of the fence, just the same as Boss WO sisters, 18 and 20, attractive and eminently Murphy and Boss Barnes are in New York, and just as bosses the country over are. The bosses of the respectable, of a Texas city, accepted an in- different parties may apparently fight each other to secure political offices, but they work in harmony to defeat measures for bry political and economic conditions of the people. You will find the political of all parties against non-partisanship in government. vitation to go auto riding with two young men, which in itself was not so reprehensible. But—the party stopped at a road house—a “chicken garden” in Texas parlance—and looked on the wine when it was red. Going home the younger sister, intoxicated, fell from the machine, She is in a hospital dying, the other in disgrace, Never mind about the men; they are not worth mentioning. contaminated, is free to repeat, provided he has the $550. For this same reason young mothers and their babies are frequently found a in hall bedrooms of cheap rooming The laws—or the lack a lack a ton, them—it seems, form too much of an invitation to promiscuous parent- hood. THAT WHICH comes to him who waits is only that which the man who doesn’t wait doesn't want. HIGH CLASS APPRECIATION W HEN that big Wichita, Kan., farmer kissed Bryan, he said, “Mr. Bryan, I have read your paper for years and made up my mind that if I ever got a chance I would kiss you.” ; What a delicate, delicious compliment to edi- torial genius! And why shouldn’t it be catching? ————_-— ‘ No one loves appreciation better than the editor. If NOW THAT women have been. wearing. furs a ae summer, they will probably soon don the peck-a-boos every one of our appreciative readers should, the for the winter. Will our American girls never learn that shame and death lurk in the wine glass? | A Married Man’s Troubles | Wenn WHaT’s Your. ) “THe. JOKE. is ON BeRy FUNKY STORIE Let) GReen- You Know We IS | REAR IT A WAT SALESMAN AND HE GETS UP AND SAVs We'LL GIVE A WeW HAT TO Every MARRIED MAN WHO CAN TRUTHFULLY pa GAY WHAT & | ANY WOMAN BuT HIS OWN WIFE SINCE We WAS MARRIED, AND A GyY GETS DP AND SANS SoivE MEA HAT, | WAS MARRIED HWALS remy Se AUTHOR STEADY REJECTED SUITOR is Blows ~- GIRL NNIE, a wows | \N ALONG IN J FOLLOWS Kae iN Ag war between jitneys and a regular pot xt | Year iat railroad has developed down in Por oday: to Rico. Up to two months ago the The Germans are making a fj railroad had a monopoly of the pas stand at the River Aisne, ac-]/senger business between Catano and cording to the French war office, || Bayamon, which amounted to half Quoted Poetry to Judge, Now He Has Hands Full CHUG CART! FOUNDRY Peet |7sN | 5260 11th ave. N., is dead and her} KILLED INSTANTLY mother is suffering Monday pain- result of an autg wreck on the Pa. Dorothy Morton, 17 months old,|cific highway, near The Meadows AUTO SKIDS; BABY |3::!""% ful, tho not serious, injuries as the daughter of Mrs. T. W. Morton, | roadhouse, day. The machine TORE KIDNAPED eh i ain a SAN FRANCISCQ, Sept. 13. The «French have reoccupied |/a million persons a year. Then the —“An affection once lost is meee Amiens. The Germans are pre pesky jitney made its appearance never revived.” paring to resist further advances || Now the “flivvers” are carrying PORTLAND, Sept. 13.—Detect-| ives were continuing today to search for Lioyd Brown, 8-year-old/ son of Hubbard L. Brown, chief clerk for the Northern Pacific at) Duluth, Minn., who disappeared yes-| terday morning while playing in the city plaza. Mrs. Brown, who is on her way to California, belleves her child was kidnaped mates declare little Lloyd was Iried off by a man gnd woman The police are mystified. No mo-| Attorney McAuliffe quot- ed this in court today in de- fense of Mra, Millie Dunly, whom Thomas Dunly is su- Ing for divorce. Attorney Taafe, north of Rheims, Berlin, via Sayville, denies allies’ victory in the battle of the]| Dr, Macy’s Marne, but says the German f/ Latest, most suc plan of campaign has been f/ © changed. Von Hindenburg’s army has) defeated the Russians and cross- ed the Russian frontier, Berlin reports Shattered Austrian armies are making desperate stand before Przemysl, | Just half the traffic, Only a Short Time Left Until Sept. 30 for You to Start on That Dunly’s lawyer, wanted to know who was the author of the poem. McAuliffe did not know, “No wonder,” “no one ever wrote it. ering for all ‘dis ders of both m jand women. E ear, nose, thre asthma, tu- said Taafe; You made it up.” “Some big gun poet wrote tive, other than that of ransom, “ of the It," declared McAuliffe. . disorders. Pa “If he did, I'll surrender || °*™ be assigned. * feivites to | ervice | my case,” said Taafe, Th mi department and consultation pr East and West | cir ye inci uesiny || conmese_feracment se] VITNEYS INVADE ji2i Scns Courtesy.” |], te find the author of the at Peking, China, are being trans. PORTO RICO. T00 ral treatment. at poem,” said the judge. 1! formed into “a begutiful park, with 1] Licensed Naturo- “Hereafter any attorney quoting poetry In substan’ tlon of testimony in his t to give me the name uthor, the number of ind paragraph, just ere quoting Black- pathic Physician, 1318 Second Ave., Seattle, Wn. jtennis courts and lily ponds.” The | ponds are for the balls to go Into, WASHINGTON, Sept. 13.—A real Reduced Fares | And on your way, coming or going, you must not fail to see the California Expositions <a) «Yell: i LAKE] National” ‘ay Park Columbia River Scenery Union Pacilic Y'SEE, TH GENT WAS RIDIN IM TH CAB, tT BOUNCED 4y° | BOUNCED. FINALLY, HE SAYS | FroTw CABMIN, SATS HE; THis 1S ENOUGH T Dawe | | stone.” McAuliffe left the court room for the poetry depart- ment of the public library. CALLS FOR HALT IN ISSUING BONDS | and such famous points as Salt Lake City, Denver, Omaha, Kansas City, paisa St. Louis and other cities of interest.| County Treasurer Bennett has 1s Returning, tickets good until Oc-| sued a warning that it is time for tober 31, 1915. Liberal stopovers in| King county and the city of Seat |Oregon - Washington either direction. tle to quit issuing bonds, He says Ss the bond limit has been reached. Railroad & Navigation are Pacific Service provides you| ti report shows that he has re - Co, Oregon Short With the constant protection of celved proceeds from port, school,| | WELL, TA CABMIN i ‘ ‘ waterway and drainag trict NS OVER an’ . Line, Union Pacific. Automatic Electric Block — | honds to the amount of 360, ||b®“ mA Without risk or worry you may send Safety Signals which does not include proceads ||*YES Si1R- ANY sums of any size any distance by from municipal bonds issued by Se-| |] PARTICULAR. and the advantages of the highest cour-|attle and towns in the county | Ss ON tesy, the finest equipment and the| which have been turned into city || SA+° smoothest roadbed. treasuries, A total of $1,047,880 || SIR For full information call at must be raised to meet interest ay ce DERN The cost is as little as the time it tak CITY TICKET OFFICE land redemptions for 1916. ls +1 as the time it takes Hi aigekond AGth airy seat a. is short. The protection, perfect. venue. ain . H. L. Hudson, D. F, & P, A, MEXICANS WOUND 3 Fall information at any Western Uni ice. Lady peanenee fae tleket erent ir BROWNSVILLE, Tex., Sept. 13. en Office. tendance, who w give special atten |Three American soldier were re eee oR ie deuineds St Fesltence Ll) sorted today to have been wounded THE WESTERN UNION TELEGRAPH CO. in a battle with Mexicans near Los i advices reaching here. |