The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 9, 1915, Page 4

STAR—THURSDAY, SEPT. 9, 1915. Member of the Scrippe Nerthweet League ef Newepapers Published Dally by The Star Publishing Oo Thane Main 0400 LENA’S BABY Again the great miracle. From the mystic land of nowhere has come a living being, a new soul, a throbbing heart, a brain beating with energy. White as death, yet smiling happily—proud that she has journeyed to the border beyond which lies another life, to bring back with her an un- spoiled human being—Lena stares hungrily at the little brown head cuddled in the hollow of her arm. [Outbursts of Everett True] MRS. TRUE) WHY ARS ALL MY CLOTHES MISSING, AND WHY {8 THIS DOOR LocKeD iCTLON, AND 2 KNOW How YOU'D voTe! uw UN THE DOOR AnD RETURN YR CLOTHES— AFTER THE POLLS SALESMANSHIP Hawker—Buy a flower, sir? Billion—No, thanks. Hawker—Buy one for your wife, | AT THE DOG SHOW A dog show {s a bad place to discuss secrets—too many tail- bearers around. Don't try to throw the ball— he's got a bad bite Most dogs have e i} | | | sir. Billion—Haven't one. Hawker—For your sweetheart, | en. | Billion—Haven't one, either. ough Irish in them to appreciate a friend Hawker—Well, buy one to cele-| jy pat. brate your luck. - The only safe way to let dog hs eat-dog is to feed ‘em wieners HER GUESS The average bench dog is Just “too dear for anything except for the fellow with a lot of money to spare. The show bench fs the only place for mother not to worry about her boy going to the dogs. As a matter of fact, a regis. Esther—Why did Wagner com- pose such terribly loud music? | Cora—Perhaps his wife was deaf) and he did it to annoy her!--Yon kers Statesman. Le | PITILESS tered full-blooded dog hasn't } any more blood than a poor mongrel A watch dog can always tell @ tramp the time—to go | If you treat a dog right, he may become very much attach ed to you—ditto if you don't | treat him right.—J, C. Matenhitt * . REACHED THE LIMIT The Manager—You've jumped over the cliff all right and you faced the lions and tigers in fine . Warring nations In Europe are wasting energy purifying their language by eradicating Jones-——That tramp told me he Was 60 dead broke h@ had to sleep, all words of foreign birth. Ger @utdoors. man silver now goes by the His Wite—Well? name of nickel sliver. Any one Jones—I told him I was in the same fix—only I had to pay a doc. tor to tell me to do it caught using German silver is subject to execution on grounds of being a apy. Safety Razor Blades of all kinds , dozen SPINNING’S QUITTING SALE 1415 FOURTH AVENUE shape. Now In the next scene you capture a live mouse with your bare hands and— | The Movie Actress—Not for a| | million, Here's my resignation — | Judge. “Only a baby, like millions of others,” say some, All right, only a baby and like millions of other babies—but Lena’s baby, like others, may become the wife of the president of the United States of America, which is the proudest political position on earth. She may become a great poetess, to stir men’s hearts to good deeds. She may become a wondrous musician, to lift women’s souls to higher things. She may become a great physician, to heal the sick. She may become the wife of a great soldier, to inspire her husband to fight to save the PRINCIPLE for which we struggle and pray in this country from the self-seeking of a Hohenzollern, a Romanoff, a Stuart, a Hapsburg, a Hanover—or from other upstarts. She may reach that highest estate—a lovely plain wife and mother. She may become a great business woman, or the charitable, just wife, far-seeing and full of wisdom—the just wife of a great business man. Or—and here is the tragedy: Lena’s baby may become a CRIMINAL—if we do not build up the kind of social and economic conditions which will give her a chance to be some- thing good. THE PRINCIPAL reason why a man can't drown his sorrows is that they are not located in his stomach f] PAGE 4 GIRLS, BEWARE! M* GRACE LANE of Los Angeles, who, after a very brief but exciting matrimonial ex- erience, says she’s done with romance, desires to issue a warning to girls who don’t look before they leap into matrimony. Beware, she says, the man who by some hook or crook manages not to spend any money on his wife. We cheerfully pass the warning along. A man who doesn’t spend any money on his wife is a wretch to be avoided by every pure-minded girl. Moreover, a fellow who doesn’t spend any money on his girl, before she’s his wife, is a measly tight- wad, as well as a fool. Can such! But, merely as an addition to general informa- tion, will Mrs. Lane please tell by what hook or crook Lane managed not to spend any money on his wife? Men of inventive genius like that may be of great use to the nation in its efforts at pre- paredness for war. FOUL CONSPIRACY WITARY court of inquiry reports a conspiracy to disrupt the national guard of Colorado and indict mine operators. A very serious charge! Anybody trying to deprive Colorado of her bloodthirsty guards and operators deserves the severest censure, if not hang- ing. How can the Rockefellers run Colorado with their tools disrupted? A Married Man’s Troubles MABEL, CALL MY House AND GET MR3, DUPF ON “THE PHONE,! WANT TO TALK TO HER. KITTY ‘RYAN GOES FOR A CANOE RIDE = (FRECKLES DIDNT I }| ASK You NOT To | TELL MOTHER | WITH NEW FACE LONDON, Sept. 9.--Some remark able instances of surgical science bave been brought to Igeht during the present war, but the following story telling how a horribly mu- tilated soldier was “reconstructed from his own ruins” adds one more miracle to the list. A French news miracle man portion of the left cheek, the chin While 2 EE YT 2 e [AND DID [| DROMISE the correspondent king at this appalling picture. lone of the hospital assistants made a sign to one of the patients. Here {s our man,” | sistant | The patient bore few aligns of wounds, His right cheek was the had an excellent chin; Ips that of perfect contour. of the patient's back and used it to replace the cheek lips man's short ribs to make the nose jand the substance of the the skin for the chin. Finally the doctor took from the hairy nape of grafted it on the upper lip. you will have as victorious a mus trenches, but in any case you won't be hairless.” [Ves SiR; BuT AS | FORGOT To KEEP MY PROMISE, |\ WON'T MAKE XOU KEEP “HOCH DER KAISER” The minister Is contemplating | |aligning himself with the Turks. We'd hate to attend a family re- union, “Do you promise to love, honor} and cherish this woman?” eee | Yes,” said the politician, “What-| Glass paving blocks used in an Jever the platform is, I subscribe to|¢xperimental way in a French etty it.” lstreet lasted less than two years ‘SAY, HELEN, 1M GOING To STAN DowN ‘TOWN ‘To DINNER TONIGHT SOME OF | |SURE,GO HAVE_A LITTLE GAME OF CAROS — WiLt IT BE ‘SUPPLY SOLDIER | | paper correspondent was admitted! goes North each spring and returns to the Rothschild hospital to see the | each fall The correspondent was) this shown a photograph of a wounded| from San The face lacked the lower| from Vancouver. had gone and also the lips and nose,| banks was| April 6, and she quit them early in| | ter hol for the simp! h said the as- bi twin brother of his left cheek; he| » opened in a genial smile, and @ nose) ened with hand lines, The surgeon had taken a portion! from two to 40 pounds. With the! should be “high-liner’? akin of the back he fashioned the} can catch no more than 5,000 cod Then he took a portion of the) a chin.| 12,000 is excellent From the forehead he took the skin! you eatch the more money you get} for the nose and from the stomach| when the season ends, oe the neck a small strip of skin and|t'ink nine t'ou can't promise you,” he said, “that| Ostman.” tache as that which you left in the| fish did | } | | | MAY BE ALITnEe LATE IN GETTING FREDDIE FLOP HEARS KITTY'S CALL FOR HELP! = By mall, out of manthe, 61.90, S60 monthe carrier, Enter of at #enttle, secon olnae matter, PROF. TAFT IN SEATTLE E CAN readily give welcome to Prof. William Howard Taft of Yale without subscribing to his political views. There is a geniality about the man that is lovable, and we can pleasant stay in his company as he smiles, and plays golf, and smiles, and beams cordiality, and even when, as professor of law, he discusses law topics. But when he talks politics, we just simply must overlook even the fact that he’s a guest. We can’t agree with him. We can’t agree with him that if the progressives come back to the repub- lican party, they must leave progressive principles behind. Nor are we willing to accept his doctrine that this country must be run by political parties —for that means by political bosses. It always has been that way and always will be. In this progressive state, as in California, we are begin- ning to think that parties are not so vitally neces sary, and that principles and MEN are a good deal more important. With all due respect, to the views and hopes of the professor, we predict Washington will have a non-partisan state and county, as well as city, election law. Just the same, we hope you'll have a fine time during your visit here, Bill, and tell your friends to come here and give us the once over. We have a welcome for all good fellows. TAFT’S FOR preparedness. Just how well prepared he is, we'll be better able to judge after his golf game here. THAT'S ALRieny,|| HEY MISS Tomson HAVE A Goop ’||A4Re You Sure THAT WAS MY WIPE) WAS TALKING TO F ing to be ‘high-liner.” Once you| get back to port and get paid off, it seems you'd want to salt some that money in the bank. But do you? You don't, You blow it) in the same as this here Ole you've) been tellin’ me about. I've known} him for years. Next spring he'll] be ready to start out again, broke| and sober, and work his head off| so you folks who live ashore can| {have codfish and cream for supper jon Fridays.” | 1. 5 ASE EER nan ea | 9 + HERE’S DOG WHO Because Spotto, a blooded Lewel. 7 d lyn setter, understood the guttural sage rh pte ag murmurings of F. Yamamoto, 2 Ws | driver of an express wagon, he was returned to his former master Wednerday, at police headquarters. J. A. Vader, manager of the Ken- tucky stables, who purchased the lo reason that aoe trom a stranger three months The captain hauled down a nay-| 80 contested Yamamoto's claim igator’s map and showed me the|to him. The dog did not respond anks. to calls in the English language, From two to 50 miles offshore,”| but when Yamamoto uncorked he sald, “and in 18 to 40 fathom.” | some Japanese, all but ate him up Her crew numbered 26. There for Joy. ere that many dortes. Each day ss ecnreesonemereanesie f each man set forth in « dory and RESTORE YOUR HAIR | weighed | weo! TO YOUTHFUL COLO ‘e who using ball- CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 BIG CODFISH TRADE HERE IN SEATTLE How's that, eh? this trip. Weighed 550 ton, they did. No need to worry about the At lantic.” The Wawona ts the flagship of the Seattle codfishing Meet which There are eight ships in fleet. The Wawona oft reached Aleutian the cod the talands jer hold was filled to bursting. but for bait. The cod All summer it was a race Hi Let Me Send You My Free! Proof That Gray Hair Can Be Restored to Natural Color and Beauty. ason is scarcely worth his salt tch of 9,000 a season ts good, The more fish * No Dyes or Other Results tn F ful Method. | raya, | aray—and al Ole had sald in parting: “If you nd is much, shust “| you ask der tain about Sam a. Today at | of gray hatr, ar “Captain,” I said, “how many io id eight years ago. my own gray hair to {ts ni color and beauty of youth, a ing example al am @ liv: | Sam Ostman catch?” first mate | He caught “Oh, Sam's my and the high-liner. 16,129. It’s a knack—oatching cod Is, You and me, we sit side b + same kind o° gear; kind o’ bait. An’ what happens? fish and | don't, Sam's got the knack. He made somethin’ like $900 this season, an’ all found.” Chris Norwick took second hon- ors, with 12,996 cod, and L. Elling- sen third, with 11,737, | Cia vei | Yow get the “It's funny about cod fishermen,” | said Captain Foss. “Now you just put yourself in their place, All| day in a dory Cold sometimes. | Rough most always. At night} cooped up in a ship this size, “Cod Is slimy. You're cov- ered with slime from head to foot. You fill your dory, bring your cod to the ship and go back for more, Then you've got to do your share o' work cleanin’ 'em and saltin’ 'em and stowin’ ‘em in the hold, Next day you do th ame things—and a season lasts six months, “All the time you're racin er In open to m la few days longer the natural ir, making tt aged. Write y K. Chapman | day. | views of Washington farm life jshown to members of Commercial Club by Prof. J. A. Torney of Wash ington State college, Wednesday night. Funeral of T. C. Humphreys, well known contractor, who died Mor day, held Wednesday afternoon. Committee representing lumber interests appeared Wednesday be fore county commissioners to urge use of creosoted wood blocks for paving of East Marginal way. James W. Bruce, Walla Walla pioneer, is dead. Rear Admiral Robert E. Peary + “STELLA SORGHUM SAYS: * offers services to navy department ———___.-___———_@| Four miners entombed In ¢sb Mery near Scranton, Pa. since Many college Tuesday, rescued. youths would like to go In for aviation — man- heir. Northwest electricians In conver |tion at Portland endorse teaching electricity in schools. Jimmy Hewitt, sporting editor of Daily Province, Vancouver, Many thinge two bear cubs, latest additions @ which “sell | Canadian contingent. hot cakes” First Milwaukee train out @ burning shames. . «€ Willapa harbor leaves Friday. eee | J. H. Spangler, Vader busines Set of furs valued at $250 stolen|™an, charged with killing wif by burglars who entered home of|comes to trial this month Mrs. Marie Rear, 1114 Seventh ave., : Wednesday night. Frank Bright, 3704 48th ave. lost valuable coin collection when burglar entered his home Wednes- TOOTH TALKS By EDWIN J. BROWN, D. D. & 705-713 First Ave. ‘The brag ts being made that the speed trap cops conceal thelr stop-watches under e*. What could breed among | greater belief in their «peed- Says the Judge to the Frank Jury: your duty.” As well might the Russians say to the Germans: “Don't shoot!” Choir of Fauntleroy Congrega- tional church to give concert for} benefit of music fund Thursday} night in chapel. The choir will be directed by Madame Hesse-Sprotte. DENTAL WORK GUARANTEED Whether a guaran- tee on your Dental work {8 good or worthless depends up- on who guaranteed your work, You would not consider the guar- antee of a peddler on a dress or suit of clothes as good as the guarantee of one of our leading bus houses, would Well, its the same “Do KICKING All thru August's dreary passing All we rhyming guys were gassing On the fact that August couldn't, Hadn't, didn't—no, and wouldn't Rhyme with anything we'd heard of. Aad wo didn’t spare = word of Condemnation for the takers Who had posed as month name makers. ON OUR TOOLS with a guarantee on j Dental work. Why take cha on the guarantee Dentist who ts only & peddler of hot alr, when you can your ‘Dental made by special who are mature men, and guaranteed by one whose guarantes unques tioned? EDWIN J. BROWN, D. D. & Seattle's Leading Dentist 718 First Ave., Union Block, Open evenings until § and Suse days until 4 for people who work @ Main 3640. Now September's on the table And we find we aren't able To perform an operation Fit to set aftre a nation We can think of “I remember,” ome honorary member een dead a long, long time, He rights om that old lie. Who's Holds Moving pictures and stereopticon ppumdsce otel Guide Fair Visitors LINCOLN, HOTEL ©||/HOTEL ROY feivtuct tr wal thorofare, in. from Ferry Depot, 8|]| 883 Kearny, — or mo, Hot and ald} in, from N mod-| jal AMO INN * Pr bathe day. | |__ 824 Kearny