The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 4, 1915, Page 4

STAR—SATURDAY, SEPT. 4, 1915. PAGE 4. Member af the Sertppe Northwest League ef Newspapers Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co, Phone Main 9400 DUCK, THEODORE, DUCK! T SAN DIEGO, they asked ex-Senator Burton, + mentioned for the presidency, “Do you think that Roosevelt ever will be taken back into the re- publican party?” “Really, | can’t—I'd rather not,” reply. It was a most embarrassing question for Theo- dore Burton and his ducking was perfectly justifi- able. A standpat candidate for the republican nom- ination can hardly afford to say nice things about Roosevelt. On the other hand, when the people of Cleveland vanted Tom Johnson for mayor and cheaper street railroad fares and the railroad bosses couldn’t find a man to run against Tom, Theodore Roosevelt did one of the dirtiest, most inconsistent things of his career in sicking Burton on and back- ing him with his presidential influence. The Cleve- land corporations thought that Roosevelt and Bur- ton had saved them, until the votes were counted, when it was discovered that the two Theodores had wallowed in the corporation style in vain. It is wise of Theodore Burton not to throw any mud at Theodore Roosevelt. They ought to have asked Burton, “Do you think that Roosevelt will ever take back the republican party?” was Burton's NEXT WEEK will be “Peach Week.” little premature in making his selection. Lang was a Outbursts of Everett True z = - | A LITTLE BIT OF MOST ANYTHING THE LATEST ATTACHMENT “Chigge is always seeking new attachments for his motor car.” * Woman is, generally speaking “Stop there, his friend, “If you went on for a thousand years you would never get so near it “He has one now that will again.” hold him for a while.” | — “What kind is it?” | UP-TO-DATE POET “One furnished by the sher- | Fortune smiled and bade the | poet write his name upon the scroll of fame. HIS EXCUSE “IT dictate {t to my stenogra-| “This is a nice condition to be pher,” haughtily replied the poet, In. You're zigzagging all over the for he was a poet of today. —Puck nT ad street. All the neighbors will) —_— know you've been drinking.” | A TENDER SOUL “Thash’ not it, my dear. A sub-| “Oh, mother,” cried Edith, “I marine’s been chasing me al! zhe! ‘way home, and ih been trying to| dodge it, thash’ found a little flea on Kitty, and I caught it!” “What did you do with it? asked her mother. “Why, I put It back on Kitty again, of course. It was her flea.” —~Lippincott’s ALWAYS AT IT A wise man, being asked to give a definition of woman, began These Men Had Catarrh Took Peruna Both Got Well and Praise Peruna. Mr. J. Louis} ae fe i977 Many, 12 6 Temple, wa, 5 184 Ia Salle st., Chicago, i11,,| Water st, Om ie writes: “For the past twenty.sining, N. Y., writes: “I had ca eight years I have suffered from|tarrh for ten years afd tried a hay fever, caused by catarrh. The| great many kinds of medicines, hay fever comes on every year 3 abled ted oan ‘Shout the middle of August and| 2% cost me & lot of mogpy Dut) Jasts six weeks or more, It is a|did me no good, Instead of getting} chronic catarrh of the nasal or-|hetter I seemed to get worse. My) gans, and in people like myself,,eyes were bloodshot, my nose) Mr. Charles SQUARE DEAL MAYOR TALKING about mayors, Dallas, the principal tity of Texas, has one it will do well to keep your eye on, Mayor Lindsley is a wealthy man; he is abandoning a profession and sacrificing several thousand dollars per annum to serve Dallas, But what he is doing down there for the people of Dallas has already set Texas to thinking. He is being men- tioned as the next governor of Texas and he hasn't been in public life six months yet. His platform is “a square deal” and he means it, just as Tom Johnson did in Cleveland, Lindsley’s latest “stunt” was the giving of a picnic, at his own expense, to the children of Dallas. Five hundred boxes of candy for the kids and watermelons in plenty for their parents were pro- vided by the mayor. Incidentally, he shipped 15,- 000 loaves of bread, also at his own expense, to Galveston storm sufferers when it was most needed. CHEER UP, BILL! ILLIAM HOWARD TAPT expresses the opin- ion that the European war will give the demo- crats a look-in next year. He says: “The chances of republican success at the coming presidential election were excellent until the war intervened to upset the normal trend of events. Under the present conditions no man may prophesy the outcome. This war has prevented SAN TOM, THAT MAN OF PANSY'S 1S AT THE BACK DOOR RAISING @ A FUSS WITH HER - | WISH You WouLD Go OUT AND St& Wear WHATS “THE TROVEALE HERE Ly PANSY @ EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR the normal and natural effects of the democratic tariff and given a protection which that tariff would not have secured to American industries.” Now isn’ war Hades, sure enough? It goes right ahead and stacks the cards for the democrats just as the G. O. P. gets back into the game. Oh shucks! GROWING SOLID [' IS good news—that coming from Alaska— that for the year 1915 copper will take first place In the products of that territory, followed by lead; gold coming third. For many years gold has taken first place. The aforementioned reversal shows that Alaska is coming into its own; that it is no longer to be looked upon solely as a field for the hardy adventurer, but that an era of commercial develop- ment has begun, coincidental with the commence- ment of work on the federal railroad, which will populate Alaska with a permanent and desirable class of settlers. CABLEGRAMS ANNOUNCE that Kitchener, Jof- fre and French have again visited the Western battle front and find ‘the morale of the troops to he splendid. Same thing reported about the Russian troops, too. So, we guess that the morale doesn’t cut much ice, already yet. THE EUROPEAN dove of peace seems to be good eating 'A Married Man’s Troubles H ‘ ‘ ‘ ; . 1 KIN TAKE CARE lous MAT-TAW M'SELF MISTAH PERHAPS 1 CAN HELP You SETTLE THs DispuTe MY MAN THIN! GONNA GET MY AND — THEY Amr No DispuTe! By mati, out of city, one your, $1.50; @ months, $1.99; 350 per month up to © months, By carrier, city, 180 @ month, Entereé at Heattle, Wash., postoffice ae socand-cines matter LET ’ER BUBBLE! WENTY single-bubble, white enamel drinking fountains will arrive from the East on the next American-Hawaiian steamer thru the canal. They will be distributed thru the business district. They were purchased from a $750 fund appropriated by ordinance several months age. Fine! But why stop there? Do you realize, folks, that we’re going dry next year? We'll be dry as chips. Very well, then, let’s have a bubble fountain every other block in the main part of the city. Money? It’s lying idle, waiting to be spent. A long time ago, $5,750 was appropriated with which to buy bubble fountains. Of this amount, $2,154 never was spent. It was appropriated expressly to buy bubblers, so why not spend it? NOW’S THE TIME, SO THE BUBBLERS’LL BE A BUBBLIN’ WHEN THE STATE GOES DRY. HARRY THAW is in Salt Lake City on his way to Frisco. Why not stop in Seattle, Harry, and get the chief to tip you off to some cabareteers? BEWARE THE girl who plays the piano to furnish music for mother’s dish-washing. THE POOR provider is generally able to give his wife a good roast. By Allman \ Know HE AIT! 60 WHERE 1S ANY KS HE An’ Weer's WAGES Stella and Gertie NOW THAT THE LIGHTS ARE ON, TAKE A SLANT AROUND AN’® STARES AFTER ME! IN SPORT SHIRT CONTEST But the sport shirt’s interterence, But the sport shirt’s appearance, So with glee our friend Dollar did holler. —Kalph Montgomery, Savoy Motel Following are some of the best imericks which poured into The Star office Friday in the Sport Shirt Limerick contest: long caine m soak tn ® a inn The shirt’s the fad of the season, On a sport shirt he'd bought for a dollar Like the rolled sock, ls quite out of ree son. For some they may do, To play peek-a-boo Hut Dame Modesty will always cry Treason!” —Kiein O'Neill, 1226 FE, Madison, Said the man on whose neck were two warts, “I'm opposed to the shirts they call sports, Because, my dear Gaston, My warts serve to tu The collars of the old-fashioned sorte.” Marie B. Smith, 1356 Franklin ave. Oht bematifal creature ie John, When he gets his “Gertie” shirt on. 1 complexion, widers that section, And now he le rock! —Mabel Thorpe Jones, Edmonds, j Could, you Jay lente @ shirt? FROM PAGE 1 Gert. J. MW, B16 N, 62nd ot rr wating tor wmetning reat cay, | BOALT DISCUSSES he earneat advice of @ lassie, comfy sport shirt, tele. eee T am told that Seattle modistes are prepared to make trgnserettes | wna oveserstbed Wumald noe ieaid to order and that the department —tieo. F. Kennedy, 1. ¥, D. 6, Seattin.| stores have sample garments to show | Friend sk came from joa. ee Se errr Trouserettes are really elongated | To order fall goods for the stars bloomers, which come down to within two or three inches of the shoe-tops, They take the place of | underskirts, It is my wellconsidered opinion that trouserettes are sensible, es- pecially for winter wear. I have never worn petticoats, but it ts reasonable to suppose that on cold, windy days one's legs must get Chane, 6740 27 A LA MODE |She who weds and get divorce Will Ilve to wed again, of cours —Judge. Donned o sport shirt and boarded « Hited his he SeeiShex | OVEN Whe swore that he'd wear But Ky. Troe made For I need the three backs, please, in mine. —W. V. G, Everett, ‘The sport shirt ts really immense; screened to Lum It's good taate, ae well as good sense. a uniform price September. ‘The sport shirt is sure very grave, For it costs too much now for ® shave, An elongated neck— Too expematve, by hook! It te lonat of the things that I crave. —Frank A, Maxwell, 6514 16th ave. & W. fuel. who have a very sensitive mem-|smelled so bad that I was ashamed brane, {t is affected by the pollenito go in company. I was night in the air and is difficult to eradi-|guard at the prison and 1 would cate, get so dizzy that I would have to “L have used almost every medi-.catch hold of something to keep) cine that is prescribed for the ail- from falling. I read about Peruns ment, but I have had more benefit|in the New York World and} from the use of Peruna than from|thought [ would give it a trial, I all others, as Peruna is a stim-)used about ten bottles, and I am wlant and helps nature to throw|cured of catarrh, and the dizzy off the attacks. I now have no/feeling has left me and I am not bother from eatarrh, and I have bothered with {t any more. 1 keep been able to shorten the annual|Peruna in the house, and when I attack of hay fever to a few days|feel a cold coming on I take a discomfort.” \little bit of it and it does me good,” There wae Who was young man from Key West, lke “my brother, Sytvest.”” fo he w port shirt, Which was ® In Gert, To show the talr Indien his chest, BB. MeGovern, Box 104, Bellingham. The soot, smoke and “Hen” had « bass voleo and wan burly, And he mixed with the men, Inte and early, { Hut the sport sbirt Changed his voloe t And his hair (heavens, ourly, Krew quite Stuart Bldg. —Clarics, Paris, France, An immense Adam's apple had Dollar, So large he could not wear # collars Gives Excellent Results in Furnaces OKE is sold from our plant crushed and In cheapness, cleanliness, convenience and heat- ing value, the high-grade coke manufactured at the gas plant is superior to other forms of hard when coke is burned, beca are driven off in the proc DORA AOA ADOC APAOR AAD AORLAA DORADO | SEATTLE LIGHTING COMPANY chilly. 30 far, Seattle women have shied j away from the trouserettes. The few who are wearing them may look forward to having nice, warm |legs this winter see e | TI have just discovered an East- newspaper on the PER TON I learn from it that the trouserettes have a champion in Mrs, W. H. Felton, 80 years old, of Atlanta, Ga. a leader of the W. C T. U., who declares she has worn |pantalettes since girlhood “Not only are pantalettes—or trouserettes, as they are now called-—comfortable and warm, but they are more becoming than gay stockings on the lower limbs,” ts Mrs. Fenton's gent Wi Ok way of stating the case | “* exchange p, Nut and Pea sizes, at of $5.50 per ton during In my old home, back East, there is a family album, which 1 have not seen in years. | know, tho, that It contains da- Querreotypes of long-dead great-aunties and other fem- Inine relatives in pantalettes, | must say pantalettes were not a utilitarian garment. They did not keep the legs warm. They had lace fringe around the bottoms, They we stiff and starchy-looking. So far as | know, there Is no likelihood of trouserettes being introduced into the Boalt. fam- dust of coal are absent iuse the impurities of coal ess of gas-making # lly. Certainly they are not Phone Main 6767 needed as a symbol. There never has been any question about who wears the pants at my house. NEW TROUSERETTES : ' SALMON SHIP IS IN JUDGE SPILMAN DIES With 60,000 cases of canned sal-| Judge Isaac R, Spilman, 58, is mon in her hold, the full rigged|dead at nis home, 3097 Walling ship St. Francis, of Libby, McNeil ford ave., of paralysis. Funeral j& Libby, Capt. J. A. Rosengren, ar services will be held from the rived in Seattle Friday from Nush-|Bonney-Watson chapel at 1:30 Gun- agak, Bristol bay, the first of this|day. He came here six years ago salmon fleet. The bark W.|from Illinois, where he formerly t, Capt. Andrew Aas, of the|/ was cirouit judge. |same firm, arrived Saturday morn-! _—_—___ jing with a cargo of canned and| barrel salmon, from the company’s) jo, cannery, Bristol bay. year’ Here they come—there they go— ts of notables these days. Secre tary of Commerce Redfiel’s pri- vate secretary, Hugh Gtorge Gov. Brewer of Mississipp! com.) vate secretary, Hugh George mutes death sentence of J. A,|in Seattle, guests of Judge Thomas Tabor, civil war veteran, who mur-|Burke. They left Saurday for Salt dered his daughter-in-law. Lake City. DANIEL FROHMAN Mary Pickfor The Supreme Favorite of the Stage “PANCHON THE CRICKET” The imp of a girl who was the scorn of the village but under subtle influence of love de- velops a goodness and virtu- ous principles whereby she eventually wins the heart of the man she loves. [zAmms orp i\Amm=S comp | Adults 10c Children elbourne 5: Second at University Safety Razor Blades of all kinds 15¢ sharpened, dozen ee Oe SPINNING’S QUITTING SALE 1415 FOURTH AVENUE ISROHE © EESEG S8ROeEE@¥e BF BESS B