The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 3, 1915, Page 4

jot to ec Member ef the te Ratings Pantrness Sangee Published Daily by The Star Publis! Co Pease bam peee put, NO BOHEMIAN HYPHENS AIL to the Bohemians of America! They have knocked out their They are Bohemian-Americans no more. simply Americans now, This action fias just been taken by the Bohe- mian National Alliance, in its convention at Chi- cago, and the announcement was made by the al- liance in a memorjal of allegiance to the United States, which the convention sent to President Wiison. There are a million or more people of Bohemian birth or descent in the United States. As emigrants they were regarded as among the very highest class coming to our shores; as American citizens they have been recognized as above par. We quote some of the paragraphs from their memorial to the president: : “We emphatically deny the assumption that the export of munitions of war violates in any way the neutrality of the United States.” * “Ae loyal American citizens and residents, we indorse the principle ef free export of all our produpts, agricultural and in- dustrial, Including the munitions of war, a principie long recog. nized by International law.” “We express our complete confidence in the government of this republic for ite careful and correct attitude as the one great neutral power.” “We desire to say that we are not making this declaration as hyphenated Americans. There are no Bohemian-Americans, We owe no divided allegiance and we stand as a unit in our desire to see America as presperous and ae peaceful as possibie.” IN WOMEN’S fashions, perhaps history is repeating itself. With the higher skirts and the lowering of necks, the day of the fig leaf may yet return. hyphen. rhey are [Outbursts of Ev tt T | rue TRE is “ JUST SOF WORTH, CAN, YOU “Ake Ir Aut JUNIOR OFFICE BOY n. y., toosdy—t woodent want to the cloth (she ment a preechering S0 be a preecher becaus 1 wood have to| Job by cloth which 1s the high brow stay dressed up all day Sundy and coodent play short with the Junior and now, walter will you tell me jiants ether, | near where we lite way of saying it) which is the best 9| why you want to be a clergiman i # cause | wood ruther be standing but slim williams who is a whale) y) hollering than sittin down in a southpa never thought of that {/church Iistining to sum other guy \betcher when the preecher comed! qoing ¢h Hert | over to there house yesterdy bagee-mehe pesine the preecher purtended he dident if he had he woodent never have) here good bet fe etre di estat put biseelf on the fritz with bis ma} " h OHN the why he did slim’s hash with hisma JOHNY slim’s ma was blowing about slim| A New York state farmer has » beet the band, & she told the| deer farm, from which he expecta preecher walter (that {s sifm's reg-| soon to be realizing from $1,500 to Jar name) is going to be a ministir| $2,000 a year. when he grows up, tor he has offen) %-year-old deer is worth $30 to $50 The carcass of a kpressed grate admarashun foriin New York. The New Norfoiks® and Sack Suits in fancy mixtures, checks, stripes and plain col ors, in ages 6 to 18 One-pair Trouser Suits from $3.50 up. Complete showing of Boys’ Hats, Caps and Furnishings. Young Men’sSuits From $10 to $30 to J. Redelsheimer & Co. W. H. Fisher, Mgr. First and Columbia that is nice, replys the preecher,| wife yesterday,” the Palm Beach suit. again for me, bet $50 for her on a 100 to 1 shot, just because she liked the colors the Jockey wore.” + “Women will do those thin; returned the other. the money in my pocket and tell my wife I've placed it according to her instructions.” the confounded horse won by three lengths.”"-—-N. Y, World. eee NOTICED IT? cores at last makes all things even,” sang a poet the last century, and, judging by passing events, we are justified in adding that Time is a hustler. As you pick up your paper and read how Rus- sia is legging it to get away from Austro-Hungary, can you imagine that, 67 years ago, Russia lent Aus- tria her armies to help in squelching a revolution by the Hungarians? Again, a considerable number of our readers were alive 62 years ago, when Emperor Nicholas | of Russia started a holy war of his own, by pitching into Turkey, for slaughtering orthodox Christians. And England and France aided the sultan in giving Nicholas. an unholy licking! ‘ Then, take a look at a change like this—Ger- many, Austria and Russia talking about inde- pendence for Poland. 4 Here’s another—Japan furnishing Russia with war munitions via Vladivostok. What magnificent idiocy is war! COTTON CHEERFUL OTWITHSTANDING the order of the allies placing cotton on the contraband list, the staple only went off from two to six points, the following day, and has since been advancing stead- ily, being now at the highest mark it has recorded this year. MISTAR DUFF 1S SUCH A MICE MAN, WE GIB ME SOME MONEN AND SAID 1 SHOULD BUY FOW MYSELF A NEw next, and so on until the fan is eventually used up.” “Twenty years for a good fan!” exclaimed the other. “What sinful extravagance! In or three generations, and thin is how we do it: We open the A WINNER “I went to the races with my said the man in “Never She insisted that I “I always put “That's exactly ‘what I did, but} NOT TONIGHT \ WA | i i if HN vd Ae Come! Shoes sacrificed. the Price of One. Boy and Misses’ Shoes that sell for $1.75, now. Men's and Ladies’ Sho worth to $3; now.. Patron—Who Is that young vio- linist, waiter? Walter—Mr. Jor coming famous, more ‘of him, sir. Patron—Not tonight, | hope. ee A FOREHANDED YOUTH “You are an honest boy,” beamed the old lady, as she opened the roll of five onedol- but the money | five-dollar Bu. that in the ad- sir, He’ You'll worth to $6,00. Men's Shoes, sell “Yessum,” explained the boy. oe, les. Conarens Soe “It was a five-dollar bill 1 found, but | had It changed so you could pay me the reward.” ~-Ladies’ Home Journal, Boys’ Shoes, worth $1.75 some damaged; now. Boys’ Blucher Shoes BET HE SOLD 'EM “1 b@ight three or four hams | here a month or so ago, and Children’s Shoes; worth to $1.25; now Ladies’ Shoes that sell they were fine, Have you any more of them?” to $3.00; now “Yes, ma‘am," replied the Ladies’ Shoes, wo butcher. “There aro ten of those hams hanging up there now.” “Well,” coutinned the young woman, “if you're sure they're off the came pig, I'll take three of them.”-—-Bverybody's, - REAL ECONOMY Among the Japanese, econ- Look for name and num- omy 18 held to be a high vir. ber before entering. Do tue, Two old misers of Tokio Fi r were one day discussing ways not be misled by other and means of saving so-called sales and signs. “{ manage to make a fan Be sure to get in the last about 20 years,” said one, i a “and this is my system; I Fight place, 716 First Ave, don't wastefully open the All Cars Transfer to whole fan and wave it care- lessly. I open only one section at a time. That is good for about a year, hen I open the Front of the Store STAR—FRIDAY, SEPT. 3, EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR A Married Man’s Troubles HAE A SEAT MADAM = WHAT SIZE, PLease my family we use @ fan for two - WAIT—Sale opens tomorrow (Saturday) at 10 a. m. Don’t miss it! It’s to save money. No matter WHAT the weather conditions may be, or the distance, come. Thou- sands of people should be here. Shoes, Clothing, Dry Goods, shamefully slaughtered. The remaining balance of the stock of damaged by fire in a recent blaze in Taylor’s Store, Twenty-seco sold by the insurance adjusters, which has been held up pending settlement with creditors, is now to be sold with thousands of dollars’ worth of other perfect goods in large store at 716 First Ave. |}, Don’t miss it. Thousands of dollars’ worth of merchandise of all descriptions to be | STARTS SATURDAY, FOR ABOUT Buy 2 and 3 Pairs for Almost _95c Men's Shoes, al! styles and leathers, $2.95 to 8228, moves sseseeeeee DL LD One lot Men's and Ladies’ Rubbers s.sseas-. 29C worth to $2. Sale Price..... worth to $2.50...........05 1915. PAGE 4. READ UP ON IT PROTAGONISTS of the German-Austrian plea for an embargo on shipments of arms from find some Ming f in- ssuc this country to the allies ma teresting, as well as enlightening, facts in the of the Army and Navy Journal for July 3. In the Spanish-American war, Germany not only supplied Spain with rifles and ammunition, but German army officers directed operations against the United States. After peace was de- clared, these officers were restored to their rank in the German army. And the Army and Navy Jour- nal, lest we forget, recalls the very doubtful and unfriendly attitude of Germany after the capture of Manila, an attitude, which but for the tactful diplomacy of Admiral Dewey, would likely have led to an international war at that time. There is a good deal of hot air in this talk of our closé friendly relations with Germany, says the Journal, and nearly succeeds in proving it. GEORGE GOULD, according to the statement of his attorneys, still enjoys an income of $500,000 per annum. If he doesn’ » to buying railroads again, he may be able to worry along for some time yet WHEN A woman marries in haste, frequently the best thing she gets is a plain gold ring. NORWAY IMPERTINENTLY accuses the kaiser of robbing her mails. Some of the new features about this new sort of war do make folks kick. WAL, | KIN WEAR. NUM BAH SEBENS VEHN NICELY, BUT | USUALLY WEARS NUMBAH BIGHTS whole fan but we don't wear it out by waving it. Oh, no! We hold it still, like this, under our nose, and wave our FACE!"—Everybody's, “How was that?” the footprints that T had |the carpet and said: : made on MADE HIM HOPEFUL want but_ she} cle literally slaughtered in about 30 days— ——BEGINNING TOMORROW, SATURDAY, AT 10 A.M Come! one een tice... SL.85 ff wenn ttctee “set | The Insurance Company One lot Children’s Knee Pants, O@ Gale Price ......... shy obeites lc Jf Stands Part of the Loss. C & Men's Hats, worth Floes Stik, peatay i ge eet £0 $2.00, NOW. ..ccccceeeeccees 49c all colors .. 1 Cc 49 F to $1.00. Sale Price......... 29c FF Big Line of Hats, including Ae Bitk Men’a and Young Men's Fine Suits, damaged—Suite that sold up to $12. Sule Price.... $2.95 Men's High Clase Suite, worth up to $5.95... $8.95 25c Rubber Collars, now . Men's Fine Rain worth to $16.50 Men's Pants, wort to $3.00, now...., eo Men's Finest Dress Pante that sell to $5; guaranteed perfect. $ Overalls that sell to $1.00, NOW... .s esse eeeees 39c Men's Pants, worth WA WOUND ys iihds cs sakectess 98c 59c 200 Linings; now, yard . D Shirts, worth One lot Cotton to $1.50, now..... \seseeeeree 49 Men's Shirts, that One lot Calico .19c Gell to $1.00, NOW. .eeveecmes 716 FIRST AVE. aid it in a most encouraging way.” “As I went away she pointed to “The next) |time you come to propose to me I) you to wipe your shoes} golden opportunity Hats, Furnishings, Notions, etc., damaged and Ballard Ave., ordered Stetson’s, worth $3.60........ 98c Stiff Hats, soiled, worth to $3, Bale Price..........4+ 29c Men's Suspende to 35c, Sale Price Lot Men's Socks, damaged, worth to 35¢......... Arm Bande, Hose Supporters, regular to 25c, now Ladies’ Petticoa’ worth to $2.00... Battin, Ginghams, soiled; yard. . LOOK FOR THE BIG SIGN TAYLOR'S DEPT. STORE FIRE SALVAGE SACRIFICED BETWEEN CHERRY AND COLUMBIA STREETS ACROSS STREET FROM E, J. BROWN, DENTIST By mall, out of city, one yonr, 05.00; 6 months, $1.90; 360 per month ap to © carrier, oity, 260 @ month, Batered at Seattie, Wash., postoffice a cecond-clase innttor WITHOUT MEANING to be indelicate, we take the liberty of asking some of our French, British, Ger- man, Austrian, etc.-Americans who are so uncontrollably patriotic, if it is true that they came to America to avoid serving in the army they are cheering for? need not answer if they don’t wish to. WHAT NEED have we now of a million.dollar aero- plane fleet? asks an exchange. Might use ‘em to brush away dem clouds and help along the corn crop! They meagre 3 WHEN IT comes to necessary protection of our rights, the coo of the dove isn’t in it with the call of the American eagle! WHEN THE old ocean roars, perhaps it’s because * gome lobster’s pinching the under-tow WE ARE just awakening to the fact that we have .a‘standing army without any standing. A WOMAN SIZES UP a beauty chorus from the waist up—a man from the waist down. THAT MONTEREY editor who says that Mexico will seize Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California, Okla- homa and Mississippi has got us scooped, but we don't see why he left out that pretty state, Ohio. AMERICAN BAR ASSOCIATION sidetracked until 1916 the question of admitting women lawyers to mem- bership. Any time any lawyers decide anything right off, please wake us. THE WAR trade of the United States with Europe for the year past amounts to $225,000,000, or, reckoned in the current coin of the world, about 40 battleships. Drse 1'S GoT ON An NUMBAH TWELVES, BuT DEY HURT LIKE Dt DICKENS Safety Razor Blades of all kinds sharpened, dozen SPINNING’S QUITTING SALE 1415 FOURTH AVENUE Seattle’s Greatest and Boldest SLAUGHTER Let nothing keep you away. You will be throwing away money If you do not attend this mammoth sale. Positively one of the greatest sales ever held in the city of Seattle. Be and slightly "@ tomorrow or next week. SALE 30 DAYS to 35c. Sale Price....... Beeeee Children’s Underwear, worth to 50c. Sale Price..... ose One lot Ladies’ Underw worth to $1.00 eee One lot Underwear, worth wear to Lot Lad and Children’s Hose, worth to 250, now. . es Store Close Stock now being arranged, re- tagged, assorted and re-mark- ed—marked down to prices that should create a sensation in the retail field. Wanted — Extra Salespeople. Merchandise exchanged and money refunded in order to keep goods from dealers, Many lines are limited. Come and attend this monster sacrifice, Come every day and_ often. New lots are added to lines sold. By Allman groeoecnzrrey ay sa