The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 21, 1915, Page 4

Member of the Scripps Northwest League of Newspapers Podltiahed Daily by The Star Publishing Oo Phowe Mam 9490 GREEN CORN—HOW TO EAT IT HE world is able to classify a man by two things —his table manners and the style of his hand baggage. For instance, if, in your travels, you en- counter an individual at a hotel who can cover his knife with mashed potatoes to the hilt and then get Jone Lirrut _ [ok Roastin] ye CAR MAKES ATH WHove ~e| WORLD KIM, WHAT? | — them off without injury to his tonsils, you imme- diately have this man’s social number. On the other hand, if he carries a canvas telescope or “knee knocker” reinforced by a part of his wife's clothes line, then you are also able to classify him properly. You may have an inkling of a man’s “bringing * up” by the tools he chooses in eating his pie, or by the manner in which he muffles his exhaust in eat- ing soup. Yet when it comes to green corn, every known rule is violated. STAR—SATURDAY, AUG, 21, 1915. you to get them out with your fingers. He also turnishes you with possibly a grape fruit or orange in the morning and expects you to keep your ears an with a paper napkin, There are recognized s of taking soup into the system and these ways all call for a limit to the noise zone. But when folks, even the most refined folks —folks that won’t even permit a poodle to sleep with them—start in on their boiled corn part of the menu, past precedents are thrown to the winds. The book of rules is consigned with all other eiquet to a warmer place and every man is con- tent to get his corn off the cob in the fastest and most convenient way in which he is able to operate. No, neighbor, we shall never have to worry about any styles relative to denuding the cob of its succulent kernels. We may have worried whether it is proper to remove jelly from the nose with a fork or a napkin, and it may have annoyed us a few to remember whether it is better form to sneeze under or over the table, but we shall never have to tax our brain on new rules for eating green corn from the cob, It is a catch-as-catch-can propo- sition and the hare-lipped farm hand is just as re- fined and just as mannerly at this delectable pur- suit as the guy who learned his table manners from a young woman's seminary. ANOTHER UNEASY CROWN RCHDUKE KARL STEPHAN, of the Austrian royal family, is to be proclaimed king of Poland. Poor devil! Whenever Europe turns up a stray throne PAGE 4, YOU MEN HAD BETTER WATCH OUT! W HAT are we to expect of the woman of 1920? In 1915 we have a high school girl, Miss Ruth McCabe of Tacoma, throwing a baseball 209 feet 5 inches; a woman trapshooter, Mrs. Harold Almert of Chicago, breaking 46 of 50 flying tar- gets; two.girl students of Tulane university, New Orleans, boxing for the championship of Louis- iana; Jacquline Thompson, an Evanston, IIL, girl, swimming 40 yards in 30 2-5 seconds. In 1915 we also have women in all parts of the country hurrying thru household work to get on the tennis courts, golf links and bathing beaches and traveling hundreds of miles to take part in an archery tournament. In all these events women competed against women, but In almost every other case the marks set were so close to the marks made by men, it is hard for any one, except an expert, to see much difference, Women are going in for outdoor sports more and more every year. This has been a banner summer, and each year women are getting nearer and nearer athletic records of men. So we ask about the woman of 1920: Will she stand at the traps and shoot in competition with men? Will she enter swimming races against men without fear of being outclassed? Will im- portant tournaments in golf and tennis be mixed instead of for men only? It should not be sur- prising. Entered at Penttle, Wash., postotfice ae second-class matter. WHY RUNNING MAKES US BREATHLESS EDITOR STAR—Wili you please tell me why | get out of breath when | run very fast? A LITTLE Boy. When Little-Boy-Who-Loses-His-Breath runs he throws a great deal of extra work on his heart, he uses up more air than when he walks, just as the engineer uses more steam when he speeds up his engine, and he sets his blood rushing quick- ly thru his lungs, where it helps itself to oxygen, an element of the air, without which the little boy nor no one else can live. When the blood flows fast the heart beats fast in order to pump it thru the body in a rush. This extra work makes the heart tired and it sends a warning to the brain that it’s working too hard—and that warning is short- ness of breath. No wise little boy or big boy either runs after he begins to pant for breath. WOULD REPLY F WE were at war with Japan, and the little brown feller swept us off the seas, and we asked Turkey to please stop Turkish shipment of munitions of war to Japan because the Jappy-Jap- Jap warships wouldn’t allow similar shipments to come to our land of the free, what would Turkey say to us? “Peace to you. Go to the devil!” THE FELLOW who lives by his wits is generally / poor, Some ways for eating certain things are plan- ned for economic reasons. Thus the country hotel keeper serves his olives in a bottle and expects HENRY JAMES renouncing his American citizen- ship, reminds us that the dividing line between a genius and a plain ass is hard to see. with a stick of dynamite and a lighted fuse attach- Pay : . WHY IS IT when you hear much of hen- ment, it invariably unloads it on a Hapsburg. pecked men you never hear of rooster-pecked women? By Allman so A Married Man’s Troubles SAY “TOM, PAvsY'S hUBBY our IN THe BACK YARD — WHY Don'r You give Wim A QUARTER AND GET HIM To HELP You LIFT THAT Box our oF THe. BASEMENT! Do You WAN'T “To EARN A QUARTERS Nov'lt FIND His LAZY BONES OVT IN DE YARD UNDEH DAT BIG TREE TWAS A goo HUNCH, ,VLi Po THAT THE NORTHERN DIVISION, WHAT THE EARL i i OF SANDW)CH Bega nl ae Bree y ais oF CHIPS S HE used aaa To SNATCH MAAR ABITE BETWEEN TURNS OF THE WHEEL! SX LOUIS ay Weharees CONTINUS HIS LITTLS CHAT AFTER. THE TRAIN HAS PULLED out! PIECES OF BREAD! = ov YHATS FUNNY, WHERE Are WO. HUM - WHAT'LL BERY, GOOD NIGHT? THIS ISNT DECENT — || ALITTLE BIT OF MOST ANYTHING For President MR. HARRY K. THAW For Vice President MR. VERNON CASTLE Mr. ‘Thaw iu at present out of work, but he is a young man of parts, an authority on the laws of evidence and medico-jurispru- dence. He is hailed wherever he goes by an enthusiastic tlirong of ardent admirers, who block traffic and cheer lustily as Mr. Thaw bows in silent ap- preciation. Unlike most political leaders, he is acclaimed a hero in his home town. Few popular idols overcome, in Mr. Castle's eyes, the financial sacrifice our nom- ination presages. His appearance at a new trottery immediately boosts the price of champagne to $8 a quart and advances highballs to $1 each.—Puck. | oe | NOWADAYS | Country Cousin—! suppose the! motto of you women in New York | isy “Eat, drink, and be merry.” City Cousin—No, dear; it is, “Eat, wink, ous be wary."—Judge. A WATERY DUET SEND 'EM HOME (Query sent to the editor of the Janesville, Wisconsin, Gazette.) How can | get rid of aunts—the | large, black kind? Digestive Disorders Yield When by one of the delegates and present- 1-4 ty to the new church. i Mamma was taking daughter to” “ h Y 9 W ll K W 1” | Dr. Samuel McChord Crothers of | task. W en ou re e Oe eep @ |Combridge, Mass., gave the dedica-| “I don’t like the way you and Jack ee tory address, and shory talks were|hang over the front gate every Another article in The Star’s health campaign being condueted |] *'ven by several other Eastern pas-|evening,” she remonstrated, with co-operation of American Medical Association Dr. Crothers will preach at| “Well, as to that, there's a great the Boylston ave. church Sunday deal to be said on both sides,” re |morning. |plied daughter.—Judge. KEEP BEDROOM WINDOWS OPEN Every person should remember} share of the free, fresh air, t s \ have occupied the public atten. |A shernins. P ptt singer called rauige a bee pd matipsttes ae oar cc tes vocation ae BUY COKE NOW tion more continually or more wn noed in Mashane the right help is sought at the right) room _properly— vices which Dame Nature has effectively. His dictum on mat- Veated time. Indigestion is a torment, | but many do not provided in large enough quan- the *4 bi gem ell re genet Her sister, th Biliousness causes suffering. Either | Hd et even dur- tities to go around, While the Price Is Reduced by an expectant press, and his | Accompanied piano. is likely to lead to worse and weak- pd © summe - ———— Gives Excellent Results in Furnaces EXT to artificial gas, Coke is the cleanest, most convenient and most satisfactory fuel for a wide range of heating purposes, both industrial and domestic. It gives intense and long-sustained heat, without smoke or dirt, requires little attention, and is very economical. We sell Oven Coke from our plant, eryshed and screened to Lump, Nut and Pea sizes, at a uniform statements are accorded a de- gree of attention equaled only by the outpourings of one of his Mving predecessors in the high office for which we name him. We offer the name of Mr. Vernon Castle for quite another ‘enn State Froth. *. ening sickness, The right help, | HE’LL HANG ON | |the best corrective for disordered | A York state farmer visited | Gertrude—i asked the captain last conditions of the stomach, liver, | New York city, and among oth- | Might if he liked spaghetti. kidneys or bowels is now known to be er things, he wandered into a Her Chum—What did he say? | woman's exchange on 23rd at. Gertrude—He said no; that it is| Beec a 7 Impurities of the body are thrown off when people sleep exactly as much as when 300 UNITARIANS | get, apparently, that there is any | need of an exit for the impure WAY T0 FRISCO! | | | are awake, | After a few moments of star. |too hard to mobilize!- | er odo pao sop to ing about ag the things on dis- fh sine | silk » ing vote, play, he sized up several wom- SIMPLE ENOUGH | Mr. Castle is a very busy young man. The post of Arbiter a, behind the ratl- Elegantiarum of all matters “go this 1s the wo . man's ex- terpsichorean and sartogial to a chan: h?” hh r city of 5,000,000 souls is a bur- “ona 5 7 an, Hougnt tial to have a source of fresh air as in the waking hours, On retiring the bedroom windows should be raised from the bottom breath, or that {6 1s quite as essen- Three hundred Unitarians, who dam not to: bé lightly assumed. a Z and the right time to take this fa-|and lowered from the top. If there|®T@ here to ald in dedication of the price of $5.50 i - ; The signing ot trotizzonisie ond | exch ohne ytit,'%, te, woman's mous family remedy is at the first|#T@ two windows, raise one from|site for the new University Unitar 4 nia = af tna during August, plus the usual the demands of the photogra- irr pres repiys |the bottom and lower the other !an church, 16th ave. N, B. and 47th | ge for deliveryeand carrying. “What can I do for you?” “An' you all are the wim- men?” “Yes.” “Wall, I guess then I'll just keep Maria!” sign of coming trouble. Be: 4 ‘ should be toward the side from| Yards Saturday morning. |for good, by cleansing the system which the wind is blowing. ‘The? At noon the visitors had luncheon | jand purifying the blood, that you! lowered one should be on the other| With Dr. and Mrs. Perkins, 1418 B | will know after a few doses they) side. rd st. following which the dedi _ This Coke gives excellent satisfaction for domes- tic use wherever hard fuel is required, and those who have once used it in furnaces for house-heat- ing will never discontinue it. from the top. The pher alone preclude the possi- bility of leisure, at the moment, for affairs of state. But our hope is that posses- sion of a niche in hii K | | If the room has a window or|°&tory gervices began at 2:30 | The time to buy is when you can buy the — Are the « | Windows on one side only, it is often 1b, age ion ginal Shite Seas cheapest. necessary to open the tr "pd : seaponhl ene : SPINNING’S QUITTING SALE Remedial mht. rite. of tie roam. “or per: maniacs, (tien, the Reneral |] onssaroowmsoossnaSonaaanoasazes 3 |haps leave the door open a few! sn SON IN FULL BLAST Liteon naee a tent omens| R pea eowrnsor 0 | ieee vemecenell Sel ge SOHTING COMA eee ee ee ne ‘ ; esort: There are many peautitur [{RICh the Pilgrim fathers stepped Stuart Bldg. Phone Main 6767 mints Bane 1 1415 FOURTH AVENUE | Crookedbill—No; {t's those pesky their ship, the Mayflower, ibees swarming again, when they landed on the New Eng: land Coast in 1620, was brought here breathing spots in the city. hangers Sete of Avy ste nate ni ’ ‘: Wen S80. Make use of them. Take your i