The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 17, 1915, Page 4

; + 4 i Member of the Sortppe Northwest League of Newspapers Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co. Phone Main 9400 OH, YOU PICKLE! ONSIDER the pickle; that stunted, dwarfed, sawed-off son of a cucumber. Often in our time we have spoken of the pickle in unmeasured words of scorn and disrespect. For that we are now truly sorry. We take it all back, pickle dear, and we hereby promise never to do it again. For, listen— The pickle preserves your teeth. It reduces your dentistry bills. It is sure death to freckles. It makes you affectionate and sweet tempered. It feeds your brain and makes you wise. It cures bilious headaches. All these things the once lowly pickle does (if you eat it, of course) and there are others, too, according to the chief officers of the National Pickle Packers’ association recently in session in Chicago. N-O-W, wait-a-minute! Don’t get the idea we are “kidding” you or the pickle. There is a whole lot more truth than poetry in what the pickle packers say. Some day the world is going to dis- cover a lot more about foods than‘it now knows. People engaged in certain occupations will know what foods they should eat to make them best fitted for their toil. People at various ages will know what they should eat; now we divide food in two classes—food for babies and food for all the rest. Then we will know what to eat; when to eat it; and how to eat it! SIR JAMES MURRAY, who wrote the English dic- tionary, is dead. He misspelled more words than any Englishman since Chaucer. [Outbursts of Everett True] SO YOURE Here ~~ FoR THE RENT, ARE Yous COME WITH M& AND Wee SAUNTER THROUGH THE HOUSE AND TILL REFRESH YOUR MEMORY CONCERNING THE REPAIRS You tT wish you'r SEND THE CARPENTER AND THE PLUMBER 4ND THE wWAW PAPER MAN OUT TO THe ‘Hous6 EVERETT TRIE 1S OCCUPYING ‘AND PUT THE PLACE INTO FIRST-CLASS SHAPE — HURRY! A LITTLE BIT OF MOST ANYTHING | Headline in Oregonian: “North-|them’s the same two actors that west Business Goo.” The Donthe\|come out three hours ago an’ linotype machine must have stuck they're doin’ the same old tricks! In the goo. | This is another o' them cheats! — af Puck. In view of recent legislation, which will gecessitate the entire populace resorting to public drink- ing fountains as a means of quench- ing thirst, this health hint from Washington, D. C., is timely and valuable. WASHINGTON, Aug. 16.— “Bite the bubble” is the latest “health hint” from the United States Public Health and Ma rine Hospital Service. An ex- pert for the Marine Hospital Service says: “If improperly constructed or improperly used, the bubbling drinking fountain may be a greater menace to health than the common drinking cup. “An inspector __ recently watched 47 different persons use a bubbling fountain “In almost every case the lips were placed almost completely around the metal ball from which the water spurted. In using the bubbling fountain, the rule should be to bite the bubble, lips not touching any part of the fountain.” eee HOW THIN Trained Nurse (reading)—It says here that in the big fire, one woman escaped down a drain pipe. Old Invalid Lady—My, how thin the poor thing must have been! Pe @ “THE WIFE PAYS Pat Dugan skipped his little shack to take the country in, He left fo word; no note; no coin to fill up the food bin, He leisured thru the mountains, mid city's fearful din, While Mrs. Dugan stayed at home and took the washing in! 2 8 OUTRAGEOUS (at continuous per- jol darn it! Mandy, © eee THE PROVIDER me a job? Senator—But th: mission to investigate why there no jobs and maybe | can give you a job on that. ee" CAREFUL Managing Editor no mistakes. City Editor to write on one side of the paper he asked me which side eee QUITE PLAIN Amateur Gardener—And plant belongs to the begonia family. taking care of it away! while Debbine—Senator, you Promised | That new re-| porter seems very careful to make) Yes, when I told him) copy this | Visitor—Ah, I see, and you are| they are (STAR—TUESDAY, AUG THE YELLOW MONSTER T IS reliably reported from the Orient that China is adopting earnest and practical measures to raise, equip and train a huge army. If one of the psychological effects of the Euro- pean war is to imbue China with the war spirit, to convert that patient, plodding and peaceful race into a military nation in the real sense, all Europe will rue the day when the first gun in this war was fired. The Chinese are neither cowardly nor un- patriotic. They simply need capable Waders and modern weapons to convert them into formidable foes. Now steps are being taken to found a mili- tary training academy similar to West Point. This war will very likely leave China on a par, financially, with any European country and in a position to purchase munitions in abundance. China has a population of 420,000,000 people. With the crafty Japanese to abet and guide it, and the Japa- nese navy to actively aid it, a Chinese army will prove an awful menace to Europe. It may transpire that Europe has unloosed a monster that it can never again enchain, NOT BY ALONG SHOT Boron TRA SCRIPT, among its other en- dorsements of Fairbanks for the presidency, gives this: AcKinley leaned on him.” False! False as lago, and a libel! McKinley never leaned on the lank and hungry Fairbanks, or anybody else. When McKinley felt _ tired, troubled and sore in need of support, he did no leaning—he threw himself bodily into a friendly 1!A Married Man’s Troubles SAY OLIVIA, 1S THAT | NES,cousi The OLIVIA, WiLL You Come HERE A PRELLOW, HECTOR , COMING “TO CALL ON Nou AGAIN “TMS EVENING ? UST 17, 1915. PAGE 4. AL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE Cuyahogan’s bosom that was expansive as the Pacific, sympathetic as the Red Cross and strong and hardy as the bosom of a gorilla, There he al- ways found refuge, solace, comfort, support, and Mark Hanna liked to have him do it. Leaned on Fairbanks, forsooth! nothing! Leaned on RAH! FOR THE FOUNDATION JOY! Dr. Leonard Ayres, of the Russell Sage Foundation, announces, after thoroeand pro- found investigation, that seven out of every 100 third-grade public school children cannot spell "Oa We rejoice over this important discovery, since the evil may be corrected. How can our children hope to climb into the privileged classes, if they don’t know “has” in all its bearings? To be thoroly acquainted with “hasn't” isn’t enough. Our National Bureau of Education should take that 7 per cent of derelict third-graders by the neck and teach them what “has” is all thru. THE NEWS that Japan to build warships may, even at this time cause some Englishmen to do considerable thinking, even if it fails to attract attention of some Americans * is 26 A NEW YORK woman wants $85,000 from a Chi- cago man for breach of promise and we are mildly curious yw what he promised her that worth that was much THIRTEEN FORT DODGE, Minn, girls have agreed to walk 500 miles each year; those who get mar- ried will do it easily between the stove and the sink GENERALLY SPEAKING, the plainer the woman, the plainer she talks WELL TELL ME, WHY Ig, tT YOU SEEM To Like HIM SO WeLL- Fr-SURELY CANT BE HIS LOOKS ) expect Ain 5 Leal TOM OAHEART GOES aS IN THE , MEAN TIME — UQUE ME FIZZ IS ONA JAUNT, THROe6 Al HOBOS P and Gertie = — + : ure. (SNO USE- WE WONT ENLIGHTEN Sate GOTTA ENUGHTEN LYES we MusrT OUT wHo ae MYSTERICuS OW he'S SUCH A DEAR AND SO INTERESTING TOO— HE DOESN'T Do AM THING BUT TELL ME LIES — Wy mail, out of city, one your, 85.00; @ 90; 860 per month ap te @ eity, 280 ® month, , Wash,, postotiice ae REFORM BY SURGERY Atos ANGELES lad, who ha days in a reformators | cently and a spheroid of bone impinging lirectly removed, pent most of his operated on re upon the motor center of the brain The physicians declare positively that the re sultant irritation was all that had made the boy vicious, and that hereafter he Il be good. These surgeons, eminent men, state that such by no means unusual and that proper attention would be efficacious in most cases are surgical cases. Unhappily, the parents of youths are, as a rule, too poor to tention. What a great thing it would be if the principal municipalities of this country would establish free clinics for the redemption of these unfortunates! these afflicted such at re THE GIDEONS <i 12 good rea sons for swearing but d they include putting up a stove MAINE REPORTS seei Variant German submarines; sea serpent h is a pleasing of ef annual story A NUMBER Europe, but that one in Mexic going. THE ENEMY have finally livan's goatlet. Several witness Foot of New Jersey, testified that Sullivan was “big- hearted, good-natured and honest,” which is in itself an admission that he was not qualified for the post of Ameri- can minister to the Dominican republic BILLY SUNDAY believes in handing out the punch but not drinking it have been destroyed in seems to keep right on ng former Goy, NES, AND | CAN NEVER, CATCH him AT IT — Tee+ee— Hes THe cuTesT Thing! ‘ OXHEART NEARING THE , SCENE j HEARS BS | LIZZIES ? YELP! H. Y. Carson of New York, secre- ; ; > tary of American Soctery ot sant| AMUSEMENTS tary Engineers, lecturer before meeting of Washington State Asso- jctation of Master Plumbers. Say: plumbing determines life of build ing. IT DOESNT DO | _ 2 sanete YOU ANY HARM(EM PRESS JOLSON of Melancholy To speculate on what you|| "He Grentes Myntertes would do if you had a lot} 422.5) ous Acts. |of money. But get down|| *'*"' oe to business and commence|| , Oue——1180 to Tt | ame id Prices, 10¢ and iSe the saving of your first one) -————— — ES Continu- NEW PANTAG | THE HABERDASHERY thousand dollars. REV, F. W. GORMAN The Singing Parson 10 as 20c a Interest Mf Per Cent UNION [SAVINGS & TRUST Co. OF SEATTLE Capital and Surplus $815,000 | ca Ele Ted and Bob, bi he Triangle In and JAMES D, HOGE, President N. B, SOLNER, | Vice President and Trust Officer) | | Feepeecn eNusow | HOGE BUILDING ‘in the Heart of the Financiai District SHOE The very best oak tanned leather used RE: 10-minute service, Shoe shining parlor in connection, DR. SUZZALLO TALKS| If youre a plumber and would) QUICK JOB FOR JOM PAIR SHOP become educated, you must follow the educator, low the plumber. You must always follow the lead. er in any one line, before you can | become a leader. This was the message of Dr. Henry Suzzalo, president of the university, addressing the Rotar- fans on “The New Views of Public Education,” at the Washington An- | nex, Monds | Arno |of 12 feet Su: When You Wash Your Hair Don’t Use Soap Most soaps and prepared sham poos contain too much alkali, which is very injurious, as it dries the | scalp and makes the hair brittle, The best thing to use it just plain mulsified cocoanut oll, for this is | pure and entirely greaseless, It's very cheap, and beats soaps.or any | thing else all to pieces, You can | get this at any drug store, and a few ounces will last the whole fam- | ily for months. Simply moisten the. half with water and rub {ft fn, about a tea spoonful is all that is required. It makes an abundance of rich creamy lather, cleanses thoroughly Jand rinses out easily, The jdries quickly and evenly, and is soft, fresh looking, bright, fluffy, y and easy to handle. Besides, loosens and takes out every particle of dust, dirt and dandruff. |—aavertisement, a | But if you're an educator and would be a plumber, you must fol-; hair | “When You're Well, Keep Well” Another article In The Star's health campaign being condneted with co-operation of American Medics! Association == DON’T EAT MEAT IN HOT WEATHER Those | who are careful of their [health eat but little meat during | | Warn your child the common drinking cup, common towel or the common brush and comb; they are all means of transmitting disease, to avoid the real hot days of mid-summer. The super-abund- ancd of nourish with the. hot HOLD MAN AS SPY weather, throws too much of a strain on the or-) sans. AT VANCOUVER, B. C. Office men, men who, as a | VANCOUVER, B.C, Aug. 17,— rule, do not get enough out- The arrest of an alleged German | door exercise, invariably eat [spy at Vernon military camp yes- too much meat the year round, | terday will be followed by tmmedi- and particularly during the /ate courtmartial, mid-summer season. today Meat is bad for people suffering | ranks of the b4th regiment at Van- from a fever, not so much of ac-|couver, representing himself as a count of digestion, but because| Swiss reservist, It is alleged he meat has a tendency to tnoregse| had been collecting military infor the fever mation and offering {t for sale to Meat is also bad in its effect |Fermany. on the general nervous system, A little meat is all right, but the) Sulit between Canadian an Amer. dnger lies in making it the prin-|fean interests In the Alaska North- cipal part of one's diet ern railway dismissed by agree Pain is felt in certain nerve) Ment, and sale to government will areas in many cases of chronic| 2% be delayed p it is announced The suspect enlisted in the 7! EVERETT, Aug. 17.—Arrestedt | midnight, a few moments after a Ls | Meagher, arraigned and sen! within 12 hours, John Fleas j awaiting penitentiary guards 10 |take him to Walla Walla today, He pleaded guilty yesterday sentenced to one to 15 years. 3 case was one of the quickest o@ record here. It's really a simple matter vate a face soiled by sun, Wi dirt, Ordinary mercolized wax, lke cold cream, will transform worst old complexion Into 90m snowy whit and velve " ness. It i peels off the outer Vell of su Kin, but so A gradually, there's no discomfort, n comes off, not im evenly, in tiny parti . vidence of the treatment r, healthier under »mplexton, i wornout ut forming the new of captivating loveliness, One Ounce ‘oolized wax, to be had at ony reddened, pimpled, frecll r blotchy skin. Apply Gee bi! tiring, washing it off morning Many eking wrinkle easily wit every wind that blows, with heat, worry, ete, An excellent wrinkle mover, because it tightens the i. and strengthens relaxed muscle & wash loti made as follows Powdered sax dissolved witch hagel, % pt.’ This gives ll diate results. Advertisement drug store, is enough to r ned ¢ onstipation, which indicates that the sore nerves are poisoned. This poison is generated in the large Intestine and the disturbance dis. appears quickly when the abnor. mal intestinal decom position: often caused by an excess of mett,| are stopped, IS ON IN F All Kinds of Safety Razor SPINNING’S QUITTING SALE LL BLAST laden Sharpened, ie aos 1415 FOURTH AVENUE