The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 4, 1915, Page 4

* ment, our industries will be based on that s) his wife’s name! | circumference of a girl's waist is equal to the length of a man’s arm and measure? Why don’t you kiss your wife each SPINNING’S QUITTING SALE Member of the Sortppe Northwest League of Newspapers Published Daily by The Star Pubite! Pheve Mam 0400 INVESTIGATE CENSORSHIP OF TEACHING S COTT NEARING has been fired : He is a professor of sociology in the Whar- ton School of Finance, one of the colleges of the University of Pennsylvania, He is to be dropped from the faculty because he taught things with reference’ to’ industrial rela- tions which the standpat capitalists on the board of trustees feared to have taught. : He taught that the laborer is not getting enough in the way of wages to keep him alive, and provide for that deterioration which every work- ing man as well as every working machine must suffer. He believes and suggests in his writings that if a certain fund must be earned by a factory to make good the breakdown and provide for the up- keep of buildings and machinery, men should be in some way remunerated for THEIR breakdown and assured of THEIR upkeep. He has “radical” notions about the labor of children and women, That is, he believes that no labor system should rob children of their childhood or women of their maternal functions. Their ma- ternal functions, he believes and teaches, are those which, properly exercised, WILL BRING FORTH IN EVERY GENERATION AS MANY GOOD, HEALTHY, VIRILE CITIZENS as there were in the generation before. All these things are vitally concerned with our If the universities teach a system of enslave- stem insofar as the universities have anything to do with A LITTLE BIT OF MOST ANYTHING | Perhaps she does look frazzled and her face might scare a Turk. But remember, man, that she’s the girl you took for good or bad. And you're not such a wonder when you show your mug, be-dad! Remember, man, Old Father Time has lined up your face, too. And if you'd use a looking glass you probably will view A dried-up, grouch-appearing fizz, | red nose and bleary eye. |So when you leave the house for bye. GOOD NIGHT! NURSE |(From the Terre Haute, Tribune.) WANTED—Nurse for over 18 years old. Ind., ‘Well, what do you consider, npecked husband? | She—A man whose children nerve is in| Unsophisticated Bourgeolse (at |cashier's window in Star office)—I int to put in this here notice ‘s death. There be there? Our rate is 15 DID HER BEST Social Worker (to wife of drunkard)—Why don’t you try | to keep your husband out of the saloon by making home more attractive to him? Wife—1 did try ma’am. | took up the parlor carpet, sprinkled sawdust on the floor and heaped up five kegs in the corner, but he stayed away just the same! |cents an inch! | Bourgeoise- six feet five! Ruination! Bili stood A COME BACK A Boston clergy called West for two wee! upon his return, he asked his wife how his substitute filled the pulpit during his absence. “Not well at all,” she an- swered, There was nothing in his sermon at all.” Later in the day the clergy- | man met the substitute and | asked him how he got on, | “Oh, very well,” he replied, | = A TEST | She—lIsn't it strange that wy He—Let's you and I get a string KISS HER I didn’t have time to prepare a sermon Sunday, so I preach morning when you go to work? ed one of your IS ON IN FULL BLAST All Kinds of Safety Razor Bindes Sharpened, tbe dor. 1415 FOURTH AVENUE | Stella and Gertie STAR—WEDNESDAY, AUG. 4, EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE the thought of the nation, rhe University of Pennsylvania is a state In- stitution. What is taught there has the sanction of the state. If thought is shackled there, THE STATE STANDS FOR THE SHACKLING OF THQUGHT. If professors are mere intellectual prostitates there, then THE S E STANDS FOR INTELLECTUAL PROSTITUTION, | If free- dom of teaching is destroyed there, then the state stands for standardization of thought, and the CRUCIFIXION OF THE MAN WHO DARES TO UTTER THOUGHT, NO MATTER HOW TRUE, which cannot bear the brand of the university thought censors. If these things prevail at our state universities, it becomes a matter of grave concern to have the matter looked into. It gravely concerns our in- dustrial relations. We have a federal commission on industrial relations. It is commissioned for some little time yet, to examine into the causes of industrial unrest. No cause of industrial unrest can be more important than the teachings as to labor problems in our great colleges and universities. There is still time for the federal commission on industrial relations to make a searching exam- ination into the causes of the dismissal of Scott Nearing from his chair in the University of Penn- sylvania. “It is important. The nation would like light on the case of Scott Nearing. A CHICAGO druggist refused to post Baby Welfare Week posters in his store, saying well babies did not bring him money—yet we shudder at European “atrocities.” "JOM, THAT COLLAR DOES NOT LOOK GOOD ON YOU~ | Don’ ee war OW Cousin TommY, You Loon. LUKE A MOLLYCODOLE IN THAT 1d0 EN? Wei ‘You Just "Trap To Your own Busnes! 1915. PAGE 4, WHAT WOULD THE MASTER DO? UPERINTENDEN1 COVINGTON of _ fhe O Washington Children’s Home has written The Star a letter. He quotes from the order of the Pierce county juvenile court to show that the sons of Mrs. Elizabeth Crashul, the mother whose search for her children The Star described on Monday, were “in danger of growing up to lead an idle, dis- solute and immoral life.” Rev. Covington tells how, when they were taken from the mother and put in the children’s home, ‘John’s poor little body began to fill out and Andrew happily wore his new glasses.” He quotes law to prove his right to forbid the mother permission to see her boys. The Star readily admits he has made a case. You are legally right, Rev. Covington. But what about the human side of it? You say there is no love between this mother and her sons. You say she isa bad woman. And, inasmuch as the law gives you the right, you turn her away WHEN SHE BEGS FOR JUST ONE SIGHT OF HER BOYS before she goes back to her cabin in the hills. Do you think a mother who bears her sons no love would trudge miles over the city, penni- less and tired and hungry, in her search for them, that she might JUST SEE THEM ONCE? AND DOES YOUR STUDY OF THE SCRIPTURE TELL YOU, REV. COVINGTON, THAT THE YEARNING OF THIS MOTHER HEART IS A THING TO BE SCORNED, JUST BECAUSE THE LAW GIVES YOU THE PRIVILEGE? 1” ANYBODY DON'T Like wake THEN Tanti WHAT | WEAR THEY OF MY CLOTHES ~ OR Gow eer Te WARAT ANNBOW Bisa THINKS, FOR THAT — marrer! R THUS DO WE PROGRESS S per of of and full of your h erm cot exhibition at the Expo, with some real estate agents as subjects. If his machine can successfully trim a South California real estate dealer, the barbers of the intry might as well b their shears. : THE STORK AGAIN, HEY? the Sis the oO some party. But police batt murder on circumstantial evidence mt | SAY DONT BOTHER ABOUT Buyin" ANYTHING FER SUPPER ‘TO-NIGHT— son’ FISHING [M GONNA CONE [On AINT THEY (S RAND. ; ML BE A MICKEY tee A LONGS FoR LEMME ATTIM! ) work, just kiss the wife good-| THROWS FRECKLED FRED HIS A LITTLE — shouted, as hrew a crenade bammered | ye Charley Hulen—Just found Ken- neth (his little son) industriously reading the Bible. Jim Ball—That #0? Hulen—Yes, and when I he didn't even feel. wear he wore without con- t it out, he # ed wire, ho sy OLD AGE A CRIME! "= | the liquid fire. at 60-—red(then clapped their ‘us. Others | Trojans were dismayed ts beginning to Home people ar hands, cheeked, ruddy and are old at 4 stiffen up a bit lag and lose its ep sional touches of p: feel tired withouw ¢ sibly a twi In most ger signals kidneys the! and women prayed _|he'd played with when a boy warn you that the are not promptly doing work of throwing off the pol- that are always forming tn the To negiect these natural foemen saw him warnings {# a crime against your f. ou h 4reel, Ho whis pered to the movie | man, “That bleed jer nipped my heel!” Before the ambulance ar rived Achilles passed away. If relief in 11 Capsules ears this has dy for kidn: rlem OU Cap direct from the rlem, Holland. and $1.00, Get Do not take he'd be alive today! tly gas and quaffe The Grecian hosts the For some | means to combat this jinx both men Then Paris, | who sold ribbons in the biggest |store in Troy, got down his little .22 | He stapd aipon the city wall, aimed a “Bring on your nitroglycerine; | |don’t think that I'm afraid!” the| bold Achilles he hana This nan had skin of brass, | Mmuny@ x dome of bur py nished atéel, and | ordinary dynamite He slept out doors in winter time, athletic under. a single | change thru weather foul and fair And now before the walls of Troy | 1 he had used some common sense | |gratulated him on improving him-|he led his cowboy band, Where | self he said he was looking for a/shot and shell flew thick and fast | |name for a pup he wants Achilles took his stand, He chewed THE OF GEHTLEMAN, WHATTER YOU HI3SIN" FER THEN?” SAYS DE TELLS OF BRUTALITY Editor The Star have seen in | past few days that at the corner of | college. | the college saw it Blood flowed head. The from the patrol was MISSIN IT; SAYS HE,“) WAS SAYIN IT'S S-S-S-SIMPLY +S-S-S-STRIKINGLY, S-S-S-SupeRB’ man, but presumably The officer arrested him THE JOKE 1S ON THE COLT | PILLS (From the Goshen, Ind,, Democrat.) 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If aff suffragists who are after prohibition do raf the Pu standard, believe us, it will Be es | y-Wuss EVERY LITTLE movement its own at the Oriental it evidently didn’t mean a mov may have a meaning hington st, mm the part of the dances = 33D IT APPEARS that the long suit of the Yogi is not ling suit A MAN named Parrot was convicted in Olympia of Probably talked too } Geez. f24523522. OD lS iSz3. F238 83372 95 F493 .3F2 eaeuree Zp4gSs3yse ‘=o the officer promptly hit him It didn't look to any of us who saw It. A READER. VANCOUVER, B. C, Aug 4 The body of T, C. MoKillarme alias “Mickey the Dago,” was @ day prepared for burial. With# protest of his innocence on his to the very end, McKillarney hanged yesterday at New minster for the murder ‘tective Richard Levis last LEM, Ore., Aug. 4.—P. G. Gar ex-secretary of the Oregon In- jal Accident Commission and chief accountant of the Industrial Accident has entered the em- of the U. 8. 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