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Member of the Sertpps Northwest League of Newspapers Published Dally by The Star Publishing Oo, Phowe Mam 0400 JUST WAITING FOR DEATH ID you ever visit an old-time “poor-farm”? If so, you remember the corridars—dark, stone-flagged, with hideous calcimined walls, And you still remember the old men and women you saw sitting on the benches along the walls. They were so old! And they sat so still, with their heads on their breasts! And they stared so intently at nothing! Listlessly waiting for death to come and claim hem. Sitting in hopeless idleness, motionless, sod- den, with mumbling lips and. staring, lack-luster , in a dark, stone-flagged corridor—until they It isn’t a good way for one to end his days. It is a demonstrated fact that a man who is too long unemployed, becomes unemployable. One soon loses the habit of industry. In a “poor-farm” pride starves to death, hope dies—only the body lives. By and by it dies, too, and nobody cares very much. * > * * 7 Seattle is big. It is growing. It is no longer a frontier city. Already it has its “slum” problem. Once the Panama canal is fairly working, and once Europeans begin fleeing from the terrific taxes that will follow the war, a large increase in population will be inevitable. Certain of the new- comers are going to fail to “make good.” Sick- ness, accident, unemployment are going to add to a problem which the city and county, even now, are unable to solve adequately. A “farm colony,” where the down-and-outer derelicts can get fresh air, fresh vegetables and fresh milk, developed on a farm of their own cul- A LITTLE BIT OF MOST ANYTHING Now that Judge D. F. White, of! ng Brass Band e Thurston county, has decided that; T'*7!"=. ptisaaastepe nih rad ‘Tobie the state-wide dry law is O. K.| Ene from a legal standpoint, it ts ‘a "te time the probibition forces set| Characters Represei Pickled Onion, about making preparations for! Gives Cheese and tetchon ns Beets Jan. 1, 1916, The following from Wiitenend Paman Seiden Puck is apropos: | Wearing Wreath of Water Lilies, and Below is a suggested plan of pa-| egeate °° Ss Elaeriy jaidens my ce waren aise onc rr “Lips That Touch Grape Jules May Ing “dry.” i Always Touch Ours A PROHIBITION PAGEANT Horrible Examples: Champagne Souse in Taxteab High- Halt Wearing White Ribbon Uniforms Kickey Jug Platoon Police Heer Sorle Bence Band Assorted Souses on Foot Playing, “It’s = Long, Long Way to| i ie Tipayrary” | H. A. Mathews has a drug store te Ants von 9F°Sty Belts xcteivty| t Ratntor’ Beach in which the Oracméntel Fleate | branch library is located. If Mr. Carrie Nation and Her Little Hatchet | Mathews is as prompt in filling (Wax Group) prescriptions as most druggists th With Escort of Live Bartenders in C | se - The First Water Wagon to Cros the | library is an excellent side line. It SS ie Visine in "49 lenables customers to read the Eacort of Keformed Alkall Thee Jato: » wit formed Al latest novels and congressional re. b NOT LONG ih a Headline in Star “Talk on Freights.” This must be a weighty WY | matter. see The Seattle Lega’ which A. G, McBri editor, and H. W. ness manager, sa regarding the recent rumpus on the crest of Profanity hill: | “Sheriff Hodge has | big heart in or mand he light | the punishment of prisoners as | much as possible. The honor system is on trial all over the country—Auburn, N. Y., and | Walla Walla, Wash, stance. Re prisons. ers all over the country lighting up on ~ prisoners.” \ This is very true. The last *“How long did it take you to learn to run a motor car?” “Three or four.” | “Weeks?” “No, moter cara” time we had business In the county Jail we saw Mike Hal- ley, chief jailer, borrow a light from a trusty three times in five minutes, STAR—SATURDAY, JULY 31, tivation, and where they won't be paupers because by light labor they are paying their way, will solve it. Following a suggestion made by The Star more than a year ago, the county is now consid ering purchasing such a farm. The Star earnestly hopes the thing can be put thru. HER GREATEST CHARM ne ALBIAN SMITH of Madison, Wis., told the Purity congress at Frisco that ‘“‘when men be- gin to realize that womanhood’s greatest charm is located above her chin, only then will our ideals be true.” The case is hopeless. Men who at all under- stand woman will unanimously vote that her great- est charm is below her chin—it’s her heart. Beauty fades or becomes monotonous, The same is true of intellectual brilliancy, in the major- ity of cases. “A noble heart in woman is a perpetual, ever- beautiful joy and inspiration. It is the most charm- ing, the most precious of jewels, beside which most of her other charms are tinsel, or imitation. IN THE midst of this joyous roasting ear season pause and feel compassion for the poor fellow with a set of store teeth THE CANTALOUPE TRUST is to be tried this fall—and we warn every one concerned right now that if we're on the jury we want that case tried some place where capital punishment is not forbidden LET THEM hold their world’s series, their Olympic who cares in the face held at meets, their international regattas; of the pie baking championship of Arizona, Phoenix? 1915. PAGE 4, TRY THE ALASKA CURE © YOU by any chance have rheumatism? And are you looking for a health resort—hot springs, say? Perhaps you live on the Pacific coast. If so, better not consider going to Arkansas, or Vir- ginia, or somewhere else in the States. Why not try our perfectly good boiling springs at Sitka, or Ketchikan, or Hooniah, Alaska? All these places are in southeastern Alaska, a few days’ sail from Seattle. Near them are located valuable mineral hot springs now being used by the residents of Alaska. Or if you don’t mind the journey and want a sea trip in addition, why not take a summer steamer up as far as Nome, Alaska? Forty miles out of Nome are some fine boiling mineral springs. As an alternative (tho it might be better to wait for the Uncle Sam government railroad) you might go into the interior, to the town of Hot Springs, on the Tanana river. There are located the Baker hot springs, with bath houses and a hotel—of a kind. Anyhow, many Alaskans Springs to enjoy the baths. The best thing about hot springs in Alaska is the fact that they are all on government reserva- tions. One of the first acts of Secretary of the Interior Fisher, when he succeeded Ballinger in the office, was to issue a general withdrawal order covering not only all known hot springs, but all that might thereafter be discovered in Alaska. Altho there is no law under which these springs may ¢ither be conducted by Uncle Sam, or leased out to private parties, there is at the present time journey to Hot s Troubles ‘5 ° : ‘ é - (tom! sucn Luseune ! SAY! That doe OF YouRS NEARLY By mall, ont of tty, one your, 61.60) 6 months, $1.00) BSe per mont monthe Dy carrber, ality, 26 no interference with their use. The title to them, however, remains with Uncle Sam, and some day, when the country is thickly settled, it will be. fine business to go to the government reservation and hi a hot bath at cost at the government hot springs. One interesting fact about the Baker hot springs in the interior, according to the geological urvey officials, is that the springs heat the earth for a considerable area around, and in consequence vegetables which cannot ordinarily be grown suc. cessfully in that latitude, except under glass, are cultivated extensively around the town of Hot Springs. WHEN BANKERS THINK OF WIDOWS AMES B. FORGAN, president of the First Na tional bank of Chicago, when interviewed re. garding the forfeiture of a franchise of a concern born in sin and developed in iniquity, said: “Think of the widows.” Evidently many bankers do think of the widows; especially when they have that kind of bond to unload. AN “ISSUE” to the politician is merely a hobby with a vote-getting appendix. J. M. STUDEBAKER, aged 82, urges sane living and the fellows who lured him into the automobile business are entitled to a laugh MISS ROSING, the botanist, declares she has found the best specimen; the chances are she'll find out he isa jimpson weed A ST. PAUL man has made a vow not to have his hair cut until the war ends. Perhaps that will induce the powers to cease operations By Allman EVERY ONCE A WHILE #8 MISSES SomEBODY |ports while waiting for orders to Stella and Gertie . Soe _——— a \\" YES SIR. THEM EGGS 16 PRIZE i WINNERS ~ TAKE EM, YOUNG FELLER, AN’ TRY YER HAND My ATSETTIN' A HEN: Le e e ® e e 2 Pt OOD mm THERE YE ARE, LITTLE GIRL, ABSOLUTE SOLITUDE FoR. TWENTY ONE DAYS! HEN is OW -OH- GO QUICK WE MR. DUBB You CANT SEY A ROOSTER !! OFF THE SUE'S. DAD REPORTS THE To THE OicK AROUND THE BURG! WATERING THE CAWES"” ANSWERS: UR. A. KNUT—WHAT ANIMAL SUPPLIES US WITH FOO CLOTHING AND SHOES FATHER. LAuRA— You ASk HOw TO GET EVEN WITH A GROUCHY POSTMAN, WHY NOT MOVE TO THE FIFTH FLOOR AND MAIL YOURSELF A POSTCARD EVERY DAY ? - weire AGAIN! WHY IS RUSSIA WITH IT'S BIG ARMY LIKE THE SEA , HER NOBLES ARE ALL SWELLS AND THE PEASANTS SERFS! — MORE Comin’ FRIDAY !! When You're WELL Keep Well low, frequent drinks of cold water | may be given. Do not give any whiskey or other alcoholic stimulants, there is any other suitable place available, Use the porch If you have one. Sleep on the roof If it is possible ‘and can be made safe, or use the back- yard for sleeping quarters. peagiegede trek “Groska’ saad er in scholarship than do \ — Ny - Ey] [— SK ——_—_—_—_— A A | eo aS IEP O >etO BAY & BSS BSR ase BBO woss - ee © . Ib ere rota fl. &823e8=5 | | The house Is not the place | IN SCHOLARS | to sleep in hot weather if | - | —— | | An analysis of grades earned bY ‘ fraternity and non-fraternity st |dents at the University of Wasbiag — Many persons suffer with sun-| ” wor stroke or heartstroke in some form | an erpene aber fo or other during classwork. the hot days of| KNUTS HELLS Tt also shows women of the wtb - summer. | versity Surpass the men, regardies# “While Btta and I were going to There are va MY 1S A SUBURBANIT of membership in secret societies. town on an Kastlake car this morn- rious ways of MAKING HASTE Lik Fourteen of the 15 sororities o# ing, the conductor came along and looked at us as if we hadn't pald| jour fares!” “Well, what did you do?" | to know | “We looked as if we had!” | eee | | the sufferer is 'from the ald of a physician. AS TIME PASSES | The first week of married life) she says, running to meet him with| open arms “My = darling, my} darling.” | In either case loosen place. treating both, and a few simple sug gestions are well in case the | clothing around the neck and carry the patient to a cool If the skin is hot and of scholarship set by the unt as a whole, while only 7 of the fraternities exceeded the gem far average. PRISONER OWN Kil | PARIS, July 31.—A French lie the campus outstripped the average | the patient excessively fever- tenant who captured a Germad The second y , | one ' * necessary. lof his own family, mem! pene snaps, her arms folded tightly If there is a bath tub at hand jbranch that left France for DO YOU INHALE? fill it with cold water. Put tice! jmany 20 years ago. a | Indeed, Clarice, | think It's |!% the water if you can get tt.) - $$ | 3 * Place the patient in the tub. Cover! | Thar von thoutd cea tik the, patient's heed with an tee] py Pay Clerk Albert 8. Brent ‘nt | STAR WANT a” ot . Moog | Bremerton dismissed from service } this; and yet inet hy ore mash &@ piece) on account of irregular accounts. | BRING RESUL 4 truly, I'm not | 9 ice in a towe | rie Mths downey re mooking)— Keep the patient in the tub Vd ik gp De Rd AB ai Rach na in bed between drying the body, utes the patient shows signs of | Norwegian steamer Thor went ashore Friday just south of Cape {a quarter of an hour and then put) blankets without | If in fifteen min-| Flattery. Hull pierced tn several|turning consciousness repeat the! places, Damage not yet ascer-| treatment | tained. When the patient is able to swal-! for SPINNING’S QUITTING SALE IS ON IN FULL BLAST All Kinds of Safety Razor Bindes Sharpened, iSe dos 1415 FOURTH AVENUE re-|