The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 27, 1915, Page 4

POINDEXTER OR HUMPHREY? POINDEXTER and Con- L gressman Will E, Humphrey—these are the candic for United senator And the republican primaries are to put one or the other out of the political history of the state. Political organs like the Washington State Weekly, which recently came into existence, find fault with Senator Poindexter because he hasn't been a regular partisan, That is to say, Senator Poindexter has at times voted differently than the party leaders demanded of him. He had been independent to sit in congress as a mere ft read. He exercised his own brains and employed his vote in a free and intelligent manner. Of course, the Washi kindred narrow-eyed org tor Poindexter. The first page of this new organ—established for political purposes and undoubtedly paid for by politicians—is illustrated with a picture of William Howard Taft. Taft is the height of inspiration for these blind partisans who refuse to see farther than the hands before their faces. Party regularity first with them, civic honesty and patriotic service next. No wonder, then, that in their worship of the ward heeler type of politics, they find their ideal CY ENATOR MILES tes State gton State Weekly, and are opposed to Sena- STAR—TUEESD4Y, JULY 27, CONTINENT HE WHICH NEVER A TRIP ACROSS THE HE NEVER MADE AND WHICH INTENDED TO MAKE, A man of honor wouldn't have voted for such a raw deal, A man of honesty couldn't have voted for it. But, says the Taft-inspired organ, hurrah for Humphrey! He's been regular. He has been willing to do anything—right or wrong—which the party leaders have demanded of him. ANY CORRESPONDENT CAN DO IT NHE war correspondent of the Bingtown Bugle has just written: “Ambassador Gerard called on Emperor Will- iam yesterday to acquaint him with the fact that a German submarine had fired a torpedo at the Orduna, loaded with non-combatant passengers, missing that vessel but 10 feet. The kaiser is re- ported as having been very angry and declared it was an outrage. He said that those submarine fel lows had grown so careless they missed half the time.” : “A dark plot, by which the czar hoped to incapacitate the entire Eastern army of the kaiser, has just been revealed. In the Polish fortresses re- cently captured were found immense stores of kegs labeled ‘be In the nick of time, and by the 1915, PAGE 4, IT’S WRONG HIS proposition of unexplained fires on board Uncle Sam’s six million dollar battleships is getting on our nerves; The striking similarity of the recent happenings on the Alabama, New Jersey and Oklahoma, our three most modern dread- naughts, may be entirely coincidence. On the other hand, it may be the result of design. An incendiary could not get within a mile of a German or Japanese warship. There’s some- thing wrong with a system that leaves our own vessels open to either incendiary attacks or unac- countable. accidents, SAM SHOULD “KA BIBBLE” AVING observed its success in sitting on Uncle Sam, we're placing a few bits at odds on the Beef Trust as against John Bull. “You've held up $14,000,000 worth of our meat cargoes destined for Scandinavia. Pay up, or no more meat for you and your allies, John!” say our gents with the large ham, mutton and ox interests. And all Europe that’s anti-German cer- tainly needs American meat. Looks like a splendid, albeit a cruel, hold-up One of Uncle Sam's trusts holding up John Bull! It is a horse on John. JOHN SAW THE DIFFERENCE STAR Dy mail, ont of city, ome your, 01.50) @ monthe, $1.00; B6e per month ap to @ months. By carrier, etty, 260 « mont THE REACTIONARY MIND se RLEct me constable because I've been a member of this party for 25 years and my father was a member of that party, and so wag my grandfather’s cousin’s uncle on my mother's side.” The standpatter loves this kind of argument, and so he will naturally be against the non-partisan county and state election law that will be initiated next year and will be put up to a vote of the people. A LARGE by a » shelled > nder mistak. ing the mammal f 1 gi > | nd tip. WI t train a f halee tc he a ind a tip. Why ‘ rite sube and killed marines in tw PORTLAND PAPER: “Pig Steamers Hear.” Maring architects have been unable to design ships as yet that talk can see and A PITCHFORK fig itestants Ohio Saturday was fatal to Both men were too much to the point, TIP TO sport editors: In Form Charts, why not iclude pictures of girl swimmers both both ce A DESK MAN on a Frisco paper “Butchers Will Meat.” wrote this heads sweet m AFTER HEARING the band, w y Oe \ of the Ford ill also rise to i in Will Humphrey. merest accident, Bi was disclosed that their real OOKING over the bloody Standard Oil battle- smite the f who sings: “I Di Raise My Ford } Will has been very regular. contents was vodka. fox field at Bayonne, N. J., you can see why peace- to Be a Jitney ' When the party leaders voted to steal money ; : ful Mr. Rockefeller said, “This is so restful,” upon { me . Eastland d oe has b on- Pedy . * 7 . 1 H for a fake trip, Congressman Humphrey was there - SINCE THE rad ane Proeresh eee has been con arriving at Cleveland, where the wicked Standard , POSTMASTER BURLESON has ruled motor i spi ence 1 the par f ain new | atincés ycles out of the rural delivery service, but that isn't with bells. He did not dispute the party whip. HE, TOO, VOTED TO GIVE HIMSELF $1,200 FOR nt the alleged “evils” Fo men’s law never strikes and the tax-gatherers from troubling. cease velp the S. E. Co. in its lamentations over the . Outbursts of Everett True A Married Man's Troubles NEVER MIND WHAT I WANT——You COME with Me} TOM, I’M AFRAID OLIVIA'S DEAD 1S GOING TO STICK AROUND LATE AGAIN aK TONIGHT COUSIK “TOM, | THOUGHT | HEARD THE TELEPHONE RING, WILL YoU ANSWER IT 5 TE He Goes Tus WILL WAS LEAVING RIGHT WAwe "EM UP TO The Now— J'Lt owe ThE OF NIGHT IIS HIM A GENTLE REMINDER, LEAVE ——_!T To met : | 4 Ah ih ni WINNT BOS uy | * x be OL 2 ‘HERE YOUNG FELLER. — ? 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Tusdy—sum times it dont away but now he dont ; : 7: " (Her sky lead, and the Tape! pay to brag too mutch about the} last nite he had a date with a LiL LESTER LEMON VisiTED was red.) |dough you got sewed up for a {man he wanted to be a son in law DURING THIS MO A BIG WARSHI * ste, i} to after the Jane had slid it of ae seen tet Mn ene They brought her dole when a/Tainey day but you woodent never|the parlor and lofted the d out of month had sped, think that was troo when you was together he tells the old man how “EVERY TIME WE SHoorT GAS COKE IS SOLD AT $5.00 © j Brought food and help to her|trying to pry yout best girl loose |suste is the deerest girl in all the | wretched bed; |from her old man woodjer hworld and how be wood lay down | hey aan tibiae: an wile clo Parity ply Pat waar Wain Pe weeetent she lay there} tommoy long used to think that | his life for her and hand over the|ntes in Poland and in France, the|the ocean, and you exmnot bere pH MN ta, pay savelop every sat regnisr 4nd /airships fight and fallin sunny|hoaring for a 46-mile gun with a PER TON rape was o Tape all the other mush wha they say|Flanders; it's scarcely worth a trigger that has learned perpetual Es | 7 H re fingers crossed, headline when a battleship, by | motion, | —Puck. put young man, before 1 give|chance, hits a mine which makes Evan Yellon Is a director in the British and Forelgn Deaf as- away my littel dauter 1 want to {n kwire more into your finanshial prospecks, aske the old man COMPLEXIONS |decriptions mesaly slanders. They are starving by the milifons in Old Mexico today, but the world PEOPLE'S CHORUS On the First of August the Price Advances 50c on the Ton | sociation. Also, he le editor of well its Ike this mister blinks { ony : i a 4 # deat and dumb magazine, ke as en ee HO | peotaeecr aliesta.e Dilionnine and SING ON THE LAKE HE opportunity to save on your fuel { distin | n the bank, do you think thats | quickly goes his way, and he's huw — i iia at i py Understands | USE RESINOL|:::" thate enuff replys the girin | {let off tho first page in a hurry, A| The woather man {s making no bill is offered to every user of COKE whither My “son, do you know! Bathe your face for several min-|dad, can you let me have it tor a pee ater ee Mtge | Bieter ced tay bg Mea in Seattle during the month of July. ~ hat becomes of | boy: ho 1 ° ¥ * of souls, ere ‘ treats for Tuesday ; ‘ . : UP SUMPS LIL LESTER And | | ha * who tell) utew with resinol soap and hot wa eas arene while of war and desolation, In a/night, when the People’s chorus To those who use hard fuel of any kind this all nite hoping the bank wood be busted {n | ten minutes and wash off with res.|the a m, which it wasents but he \tnol soap afd more hot water, fin-| ¥@* Johny \ieh with a dash of cold water to vie close the pores, Do this once or True ter, then apply a little resinol oint ment very gently. Let thie stay on SAYS - “| GOT IT CAPTAIN- | OSE SMOKELESS day or two were busy with our ball games and our rollsyand we scarce ly note a statesman's resignation, What shall we do for thrillers when this war has run its course?) What can a duffer do to get attention? sends sweet strains of melody floating over Lake Washington dur-| ing {ts moonlight excursion and | concert. There will be a program of universal favorite musical selec: | tions by some of Seatgle's celebrat-| Son—Yes, father, the firms usual. ly send them out as traveling sales | men! offer is of the utmost importance. The price of this superior high-grade fuel has been reduced from $6.00 per ton; the reduced price is in effect only during the see He Is, All Right “Dear Teacher,” i wrote the anx-| twice a day, and you will be aston Rubble—It's easy to make ériends| We'll be bored by Billy Sunday on/ed artists ~ } fous mother, “I am afraid Johnny|!shed to find how quickly the henl-| but hard to keep them the tariff and divorce, and Teddy| Victor & Graham have donated a| Summer months. is not trying enough!” ing resinol medication soothes and) stubble—Oh, I don’t know. I’ve| must retire upon a pension. We fine loving cup for the best decorat By buying your Fall and Winter supply of Coke during July you will make a big “Dear Madam,” replied the ner-|Cleanses the pores, removes pim-|got a number of friends who are vous teacher, “I assure you, Johnny | Dies and blackheads, and leaves the will merely sigh of weari ss when/ed canoe, and Rogers has giv is the most trying boy in his clase'| complexion clear and velvety. (4a atin Sod Yet me keep | a anes “ny " saving on fuel bill 2 Resinol ointment and resinol . bd haidlt dnddibinscifintsced artareuall a5 OR oe SPINNING’S QUITTING SALE 9} 2822222 emo speedily heal skin umors, sores, when you want to, burns, wounds and chafing. ‘Sold| ‘The sum total of consctentious| IS ON IN FULL BLAST SEATTLE LIGHTING COMPANY | | spo eu meee maney lea |by all druggists. Samples free, | application to duty is the policeman All Kinds of Safety Razor Bindes Sharpened, iSe dos. Stuart Bld Pho: Mai 6767 tramp and a tramp with money | Dept. 21.R, Resinol, Baltimore, Md. | who arrested & vine for climbing 1415 FOURTH AVENUE ju 8. ne jn Speedily relidve sunburn, thru a window!