The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 12, 1915, Page 4

3 eee Member of the Seripps Northwest Len of Newspapers Published Dally by The Star Publishing Oo. D Phone Mate ® SSS GIVING SEATTLE A PAYROLL OQ’ ANOTHER page of today’s Star, Port War- den Paysse outlines a plan which he may rec- ommend to the mayor for the purchase by the city of factory sites now being held for exorbitant prices by private owners and their DISTRIBUTION FREE to companies which will locate here and give Seattle A REGULAR’ PAYROLL. The Star agrees with Capt. Paysse that his plan would give a tremendous momentum to the city’s industrial development. And it undoubtedly is true that the city needs a payroll. In the city which has a steady payroll, there you will find prosperity. And steady payrolls come only with factories. Capt. Paysse admits his plan would involve considerable expense, but he thinks that it could be spread out over the next couple of generations, so that the immediate effect upon the tax levy would not be keenly felt. Recognizing the urgent necessity during the coming year for economy in the municipal gov- ernment, The Star nevertheless is mightily inter- ested in Capt. Paysse’s plan. It is worth lookin into. TERRIBLE OUTRAGE PEAKING of jitneys, Uncle Bill Clayton, man- ager of the Spreckles’ street railways, says: “During May, 1915, we were offering 1.87 seats per passenger, or nearly two seats for every pas- senger we carried.” Clearly the thing should be stopped and a re- turn be made to the old condition of two-passengers for nearly one seat. As between accommodating the public and the franchise holders, who can hesitate? tt True THERE'S ONE OF THOSE PYBLicC BEGGARS! THE ONLY METHOD To DISCouRAGE THIS PRACTICG I$ TO IGNORE THemMS Outbursts of Eve { A LITTLE BIT OF MOST ANYTHING © A well-known New Jersey doc-| prison. dor was playing golf with a well-| | Warden—What kind of a club? Known New Jersey minister. Leader—An outing club! £ “Well, what are we playing for?” e-* sasked the doctor. “And what, pray, inspired this “Why, it's rather out of my line|aainty spring poem?” babbled ‘the Yo put up anything,” replied the/ romantic girl, “daffodils and vio- eepep Es Soa lets, I ween?” “Well,” insisted the doctor, “ “No,” ret: “ Spught to play for something; 80|1m going cnet aT tnt yr all put up a pill and you put up &/ chew of tobacco!” prayer.”—Everybody's. o- .. Leader of prisoners in peniten- ‘tiary—Warden, we want permis-| ‘sion to form a new club in the| he had hatched out a scheme. How could he do that?” | "Why, Clarence, he probably set | his mind on it!” ||haling” his soup. The old gentle —DAII y-— |}man, in disgust, finally turned to j|the noisy diner. “Young man, what are you—a 4 ||Colorado geyser?” he asked 1 “No,” came the reply, “I am a “| s . Chicago guy, sir!” — Chicago | Herald. a a | <“s -One Hour’s Ride on Puget) = Miss Mary Hollering 1s a . Sound | singer and entertainer in St. Paul, Minn., and Mr. Bellows is a music critic in that city. o-* His Work Finished! Brown Smithson’s death. He was only 25. Jones—Yes; but in a way his work was finished. He had jug completed his book, “How to Live to Be a Hundred.”"—New Yak Times, oe 8. 8. H. B. Kennedy and Tourist id Leave Colman Dock 6:30, 8:00, | Visitor——Can I see that motorist 2:00: 6:30 p, m.| ho was brought in here an hour icome Daily ago? 50¢ ROUND TRIP Nurse-—He hasn't come to his 26e, senses yet. Visitor—Oh, that’s all right. I only want to sell him another car! “Uncle, I heard father say that . |} An frate old gentleman was j| eating in a Denver cafe. Near him | | sat a youth who was loudly “in-/ It was too bad about Dr.| STAR—MONDAY, JULY 12, 1915. GAME TO THE LAST 9 EV. FRANK PAGE of the Dodge City, Kansas, Methodist church, held service last Sunday at the little town of Wright. He concluded his closing prayer by offering fervent thanks for the bountiful wheat crop. Then he started home, taking a short cut through a wheat field. Next mogning he had not shown up and his wife, almost frantic, called on the town marshal for help The entire town turned out to search for the lost minister. Three days later, after raking thou- sands of acres of the wheat wilderness, they found him in the thickest part. He was nearly uncon- scious and murmuring over and over, “Lord, we thank you for your bountiful providence which gives us so much pplenty in wheat.” Without meaning to be irreverent, we want to say that we call that some wheat and some game minister, The only flaw In the tale Is that the news item states that the good minister was found by a Kan- sas editor, who vouches for the story. HORRORS! WILL THEY DO IT? N' IW that President S lo is on the job at state university, our curiosity is greatly aroused as to what the students will call him. Kind friends have confided in us that the correct pronunciation of his somewhat formidable looking handle goes thus: Sooze-(accented)-a-low. Now place yourself in the shoes of the blithe- some collegian. He “lab” for laboratory, “dorm” for dormitory, and “trig” for trigonometry. What more natural than Susie for Suzzallo It is a thought laden with trightful possibili- Ten thousand a year and called Susie!! says ties. A Married Man’s Trouble TOM, DOYou REMEMBER ABOUT MY TRLLING YOU THAT | RECEWED ALETTER FROM MY COUSIN OLIVIA, WHO WAS CoMMG To Mert us? (JUST RectiveD Pd rays SAVING 5 She wit BE IN AT FOUR Ocbock AND 1 WANT You To “3 GO TO THE STATION \VE COME “TO WIND UP THIS ESTATE. 'M YouR yNcLEs EXECUTOR LiKe Tr O ASK A “You mean cruelty.” “No, I mean gruelty. All vould gif him to eat vos gruel.” “In der restaurant today, chust after you finished eating, der vaiter | | fell over.” | she | WLOS WLO A AP or i vy he should—1 cee IN Stung! “T engaged the rooms for my holl- day,” he said, “because the landlady | wrote me that they overlooked a| superb garden of 200 acres, richly adorned with statuary, where I was at liberty to promenade.” “Well?” Jones inquired. “It was a cemetery,” he sald bit- terly—New York Sun. AMELICA | | wT => BEN FRANKLIN Melican man say Bien Flankiin gleatest Melican. Bien Fianklin likee ladee—one at time. Maybeso he called Ploor Richard. Ploor Richard no poor—he havee so many gal. ybe reason Blen Jerk light- ning flum skly because havee so | many gal, and not aflaid y- thing! Bimeby Blen go to England 30 DAYS CUT PRICES FREE EXAMINATION 25c. Per Cent Reduction from these regular prices. no to queen, wh gio to Fiance qu Ploor Richard be | plesident only sufflagette no on Job dem days! Maybeso From Vaudeville (Wilson Brothers) Jay, 1 ain't got no time to stand Bridgework . | her and talk vid you 24 Vere are you going?” Full Set of Teet “I vant to meet one pt my | Porcelain Crown, | aunties Gold Filli | “Vich auntie do you want to! Siver Filles | meet?” 1 i ° “Antiseptic.” We do exactly as rtised, “8: did you see my photomo- Lady Attendant. Terms to suit. graph all der ern?” All work guaranteed 15 years, “r read patent medi » tise . | =“ ELECTRO {PAINLESS nes# in a dfvoree ca “Vot is dot, a vi “® vitness is a remember, My wife's sister sued a |impossibility of temper und her husband sued on accowet of | tet and Pike, Op blio Market | gruelty.” Laboring Peop) ventiets (o] E OU EVER APPEAR IN A SUIT BEFORE ? PAGE 4. STRONG PROOF LL doubt as to Thaw’s mental strength has been removed, according to ovr, lights, by Witness M. M. Willis of Gorham, undertaker and first baseman. Brother Willis testifies that, on one occasion, he and Thaw went fishing. For hours they sat on a bank without any sign of fish and with mosquitoes eating them-alive. “I was eager to move on,” swears Willis, “but Thaw was too de- termined and showed no signs of minding the un- merciful insects a bit.” Any man who will stick when an undertaker- first baseman yells enough, has got a mind of his own, all right. CASH WITH ORDERS UROPEAN nations, hitherto scorning the ‘snade in the U. S. A.” trade mark, are falling over themselves to offer us their trade This would be a good time for Uncle Sam & Co. to serve notice that it is not opening any new accounts and all orders will be promptly filled when accompanied by the cash. It’s a business axiom that prospective bankrupts are not desirable credit customers, WE HAVE become so expert in war news that now we can tell by the date line just what we are going to read THE PUBLICATION of the fact that a Missouri farmer made $3 in one day hauling autos out of a mud- hole is not in the interests of good roads if the farmers read it ABLE: ONCE upon a time there was a fellow it from home for his vacation and wrote and witty on a postcard to send back F. ho w away bright BEGIN WITH, miss, DID YOU BET YOUR LIFE, A WITH POINT LACE! BLUE TRAVELING SUIT TRIMMED My mati, ut of city the, $1.00; B56 per months. By carrier, oily * EDITORIAL ENTERTAINMENT HAT do you suppose those National Editorial association fellows did on the Los Angeles? They enjoyed a barbec with beans, some speeches and stunts. You see the editor is just a human. He’s g9 almighty human, just at this time, that free mieat and free beans signify a paradise. He gets passes to lectures and shows every day, but rarely, oh rarely! does any one give bim passes to the beef and frijoles. Those Los Angeles. entertainer would touch the spot. And we weren weren't there! iudeville ew what there, we WHILE WE still are in the ¢ insanity, there no longer rema the dishonesty of New Harry Thaw’s nce to doubt ANYHOW, GIVE those Yaquis credit for one thing; they haven't issued a copper colored book filled with “reasons” for going to war. BY THE WAY, does that dense silence concerning prohit n in England indicate that King George’s foot has slipped? THE FIRST month a fellow he is ready to christen it the Blunder Bus MANY A man gets a reputation for truthfulness because he can't think quickly enough. THE MAJORITY of bankruptcy to be failures ODDLY ENOUGH, whenever a certain interest pro- tests strenuously ist a vicious bit of legislation we ally d t the interest protesting hardest js the one that made vicious legislation necessary. By Allman OLIVIA, | WANT YOu To! MEET WY HUSBAND, TOM owns an automobile men do not have to go through LIGHT Soj 42592 F894 BE FFRSRBZS %FS8ss m—_ B5592 wy MONKEYSHINES ® E HEATHEN OUR PARSON| | ARGUED AND DECIDED To SEE yo WE COULDNT A6REE- ~| ADVISED HE STAY .HERE,| FOR WE HAVE PLENTY OF NOT IN FAR LANDS To ROAM,| HEATHENS RIGHT HERE AT HOME! BILL GOES SWIMMING 2 HELD AS ROBBERS HERMOSA BEACH, Cal, July 12,| Wm. J. Bryan, guest of his son here, plans to go surf bathing and fishing today, He was very @u- on suspicion of being the men who tious about the surf bathing. are guilty of five holdups since July “I never go into the sea with al2 A search of thelr rooms reveal- band,” he sald to reporters, indicat-|ed a silver watch, a ring and a ro- ing that he did not care to have a/ volver, The first two articles have “gallery” in attendance, | been identified by the owners, Bar! Haffison, 21, and A. W, Will iama, 22, are being held by the po lice, pending further investigation, | | roboration of bis statement that Be JAP KILLS MAN, |tezissuzcz 5 He 1s T. Saito, 29, © pool room jemploye. The dead man is K. says he argued with Kiyato ort the latter's attentions to Mrs. Salta A Japanese rapped on the door of the office at the county jail ices ROTARY HEAD TALES : Sunday night | Frank L. Mulholland, p! A deputy opened the door and|of the International Association | the man stepped in. Rotary clubs, spoke before met “I your guest,” he announced, bers of the Seattle Rotary club, at He said he had shot and killed aja banquet tendered him in #7 man tn H, Shebata’s billiard room,| rooms of the Commercial Clud Se at 603 King st., and exhibited a bul-| urday night. He spoke on “Opti let wound tn his left hand in cor-} isi J.C. HARALSON, PORTLAND BROKER, CORRECTING CATARRH WITH AKO Treatment Has Given Re- lief Other Remedies for 15 Years Failed to Give. 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