The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 8, 1915, Page 4

| | Member of the Serippe Nerthweet League of Newspapers Published Datly by The Star Publishing Co Phone Main 0400 ON THE WAY TO A NEW RECORD EATTLE’S council has done well in_ passing the ordinance providing for purifying the city’s milk supply thru the tuberculin test and pasteurization. Milk sold in Seattle has all along been kept up to the highest possible sanitary standards. With. the additional safeguards provided by the new ordinance, our milk should be the purest in all the United States. Doctors agree that this distinction is now within Seattle's reach. “With this new law,” said the famous ex- pert, Dr. Charles North of New York, while here recently, “you should have absolutely the finest dairy district in the whole country.” And a fine thing about it is that the improve- ment isn’t going to hurt anyone. Producers of most of the milk sold in the city already are equipped with facilities for pasteurization. Small dairymen can pasteurize their milk at a nominal expense. And, judging from results noted thus far in administering the tuberculin test to cattle supplying Seattle, the entire loss to dairymen thru cows found infected will not be more than $1,000, And this loss is to be made good by the state. We make our milk safe; no one suffers ex- cept the state, and the state only stands to lose $1,000. It looks to The Star like a good deal. Incidentally, it developed today that Coun- cilmen Erickson and Marble, who opposed the ordinance, and Councilman Lundy, who fought it but finally voted for it, have been using pasteur- ized or tuberlin tested milk at their homes right along. Lundy has been drinking tuberculin tested milk for three years and didn’t know it. TORIAL PA Stella and Gerti B. y. Wensdy—sum fellers are; the other a. m. when the rogen| purty nifty at dragging the covers, fmily was feeding there faces at) |the breakfast table littel gorgle over there tracks when they get In| soiied his coffey cup over and in| bad one way or other but sum pee-| about 1-4 of a second he had slid) pel say that {t dont get them no- his plate over the spot where the) where caus they always get nabbed coffey had mussed up the tabel! in the end | cloth but at that speed he coodent! but whats getting nabbed in the get away with the goods that time end meen to a guy when he ain't/ cause his maw had her lamps on| there, thats what 1 wood like to} him | know | gorgie, she said to him, that don't} that reminds me of littel gorgie do you no good to hide the results| grogan who lives with his maw and of your kairlessness for 1 always| paw in the bronix and he is a mitey find it out when | go to take the smart kid if there ever was one| dishes from offen the tabel end ! gess he will grow up to be a) oo, { know that, replys gorgie, but captin of finanse and use up the| by that time { am in skool statue of limitations to a frazzel o- Right Between the Ribs Petricila—Quite a girl you had at lieved that the office should seek! the game! the man? Penrod—Yeh, a peach. Knewthe| Old Patron—-I-4o, but this ts al game, too. | fat job and I thought it might get Patricia—Well, she ought to. She| winded before it reached mo! hasn’t missed one in 20 years.—) Cornell Widow. | . eee The Viewpoint Widow—But I have nino children. He—Wretched deceiver! Widow—They are all working. He—Dearest one! — Michigan Hig Failure “Perkins will never make a good golt player,” remarked the first golf bug. G “No,” replied the second golf) ®"* , , , bug; “he neglects his game to at-| The Same Ones! —Cincinnati En- | Army Surgeon—Young man, I quirer. soe | Took No Chances | Old Walter—So, sir,“ you went teeth are too bad. Youth—Well, I'll be hanged! You The Dental War Is On Johny | f cee engar jafter the job? I thought you be! in ¢ was an I those calling them am sorry but I can’t pass you. Your| selves the Brown.” passed these same teeth yesterday RS Hi dag see h ier STAR—THURSDAY, JULY 8, 1915, Councilman Bolton, who proclaimed to the council that he “wanted his milk raw,” uses con- densed milk mostly, it has been learned, BUT BUYS PASTEURIZED MILK WHENEVER HE USES THE, BOTTLED PRODUCT. JUST WATCH A CORK BOB Afr you one .of the great army of stay-at- homes? It doesn’t matter whether you are a general, a corporal, or just a high private in the rear ranks, whether you put your feet beneath a mahogany roll-top in your private office, or perch upon a three-legged stool at a deal table, if you belong to the indoors-crew, we are talking to you. July is here and the dog-days are on top of It’s good and hot, all right. A sense of lassitude—‘that tired feeling’— lingers when you-get up in the morning, the same as when you retired. There are black specks dancing before your eyes. Your brain is foggy, your figures don’t seem to add up right, somehow, and your chirog- raphy wiggles. There’s a dark brown taste in your mouth, You half believe you are going to be sick, but you don’t know what with or what for. Sometimes, you think you need a vacation— a run to the mountains for a long spell. Then you reflect upon the coolness and com- fort of your own home as compared to what you went up against the last time, and you shiver and dismiss the thought. You sigh and “hit the ball’ again. Darned if you know what IS the matter with you, anyway! you. A Married Man’s Troubles OF TOM, MRS Bax TAR WAS WERT AND WANTS US “To TAKE PART IN HER GREEK PROEANT. iTS A FUNO — SHE ,ePTA WE MIGHT HAVE Some FUN ovT OF IT — Whake ARE THE \ UNIFORMS ? im, PAGE 4 Well, we will tell you. We are experts on mental diagnosis, and besides, we have been there and been cured ourselves. We had it bad, awful bad, and we know. Dr, I. Walton put up our prescription. Lean over, so the boss won't hear, if you are the office boy, or the office boy hear, if you are the boss. The best results are obtained by keeping the thing quiet. You want to go for a day’s fishin’—that’s it, just plain fishin’. It doesn’t matter if you fish in fresh or salt water, just so you fish. Get a friend to go with you; one who is also dizzy with watch- ing the wheels of the world go round. We said a friend, mind you; one in mental tune with your- self. A lot depends on the company. Then hike. Every time you impale a wriggly worm, or a slimy shrimp, on the hook, a bunch of the black specks disappear. Each time your line twitches, or your cork bobs under, away goes a “symptom” for keeps. Land a string of shiny two-pounders, and you are convalescent. Keep it up, at regular intervals, until there's a hint of frost in the air once again, and the fish stop biting, and you are cured, plumb cured. You are suffering from a complication of brain-fag and heart-ache, old fellow! It’s bad busi- ness. Long, long ago God populated the dancing waters with little fishes as an antidote for that very complaint. Don’t say you can’t spare the time. You will do more good work in the one day after you go fishing than in the two before. Try it tomorrow or next day, or, maybe, the HERE ARE THe. SANDALS THAT You WILL Wear By mall, out of otty, one your, $4.00; montha, $1.90) 380 por month’ up te 8 Dy enrrier, city, tho = month, 04 at Henttie, Wash., postotfies aa nae mnt day after. When you come home at night, at peace with the world, tired and dirty, but"In a bet ter humor than you have been in a month, yoy will thank us. So will your wife. BIG DITCH PAYS OUR Uncle Sam’! has collected more than $4,000,000 in tolls for the use of the Panama al since it was opened to commerce in May last } . The figures for April last show that the canal paid for its maintenance and operation and turned over a profit of $84,112 for that month, The advance estimate of the May receipts indicates that the operating deficit now existing will be en. tirely wiped out. If the big ditch is turning over a profit now, what will she do when the world’s commerce gets to moving across the seas again ag it did before Europe staged her big conflict? WE READ with great glee of a Missouri farmer York Rube down into the Ozarks and gold brick on him if he can avoid in Wall st., we will believe the Missouriag who lured a New unl speculating wise sicninitciiest WE DO NOT blame Gen. Huerta so much; but what ought to be done with ) York speculators who pledged’ his attempt to arrange for the murder more wretched Mexicans? WE READ that one may hypnotize a cobra by press- ing its neck with the fingers. One may also hypnotize rattle »y biting its head off. him fina ot a tew u 1 nake IF MEXICO keeps at it they will have an eight-club league of revolutionary clubs SIGN OF PEACE: American bankers commence to worry over European credits. THE GERMAN defense of the use of gas bombs ig “they did it first.” How like small boys nations are! 257A IS THis mes. Baxrer ? WELL | CALLED UP To TELL You THAT MR. AND #RS. DUPE WILL NOT TAKE PART IM YOUR LEG SHOW —Goop DAY! { FLUBB, To =| SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MAN, YA GOTTA KEEP UP TO SNUFF, DREss SWELL, THATS | THE IDEA | | BOUGHT A TIE ! SUIT, AN‘ TODAY NO- | WAS PASSIN’ FRANKS SHINE SHOP A WHILE AGO: AN HE HAS | A SIGN UP WHAT | SAYS ~" Ss ~ | BLEN FLANKLIN SAY DON’| | BURNEE DOWN HOUSE Te COOK EGG. CHINA BoY SAY MAYBE SO, BUT \NSURANCE BUY MORE EGG. FAKE ADVERTISING DENTISTS By EDWIN J. BROWN, D. D. &. Ave, Union times that re fearful to caune 1 ertising me to tr rentiat Dentint; Ne oSerrergre( Might Dr. Open evenings until § and Sundays Phone MY GUEST IS Suctt A HEARTY EATER [M_ AFRAID PAY SO TAKE THESE SHOES DOWN jd FRANK, BOY, AN’ LL 'IM TO SHINE ‘EM INSIDE! $488. 22839er7rc _ (France Has Just Borrowed $200,000,000 Thm J. P. Morgan & Co. to Meet Her Debts for War Munitions in the United States.) Set Them Away ina Cool Place and Bake them Fresh in the Morning If the family do not all eat breakfast together, you an bake a fewatatime. If you are having hot biscuits for suppets mix and cut out enough more for breakfast. They will be much nicer freshly baked than warmed over. : Of course you can’t do this very successfully with souf milk and soda or with any of the old fashioned, single acting baking powders, but this convenient way of making hot discuits and muffins for breakfast is entirely satisfactory if you use rad IG Baxinc Powoer which is really a blend of two baking powders, one of whiel 2 begins to give offleavening gas as soon as moisture added, owe ‘The other is inactive until heat is sprlied, Ki 4 Mien) remain in a partly leavened condition ours SING Pte put in the oven will come up just as light and sol as if frestily mixed, cE ; Get a can of K€ today and try this easy way of belied biscuits at once.’ You'll never go back to the old waye EVERYBODY INVITED TO SPINNING’S SALE We want you pe Dealers, contr: You will be made a re to got the benefit of the savings. onmumers, it ts to your advantage to buy Bem fon on any article-tn stock. % Auction Sale 2 p. m. We want to close out as soon as possible, and store is open for Di from @ a. m, to T p.m Razors sharpened and btoycles repaired while stock and tools lest FRED M. SPINNING, 1415-1417 Fourth Ave.