The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 3, 1915, Page 4

Member of the Sortpps Northwest League of Newspapers Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co Thome Main 9400 AMERICANIZATION DAY HY should not the Fourth of July be America’s day in every sense of the word? Why should it not be a challenge to the Old World, where the man child is reared in order that a king may have no lack of cannon fodder when he is pleased to make war, and where the woman child is reared to be mated with the man child, and in travail bring forth soldiers for the king? The reception to be given Sunday to foreign- born residents of Seattle, who have been natura ized within the past year, has a significance which will not escape the persons honored. It will be brought home to them that they are wanted and welcomed in America. They will be made to realize what it means to be an Ameri- can, An Englishman may go to Germany, but he cannot become a German. A German may take up residence in France, but he cannot become a Frenchman. But any man, of any nationality, may come to America and be an American. We have come nearer than any other people to realizing the Brotherhood of Man. Let us, then, dignify citizenship, as did the ancient Greeks. Kings are crowned amid solemn pomp and circumstance. An American citizen has the same sovereignty as a king, even tho it be widely distributed. It should have the same sanctity. So it is meet and right that we should wel- A LITTLE BIT OF MOST ANYTHING }| MR. GREY'S HOUSEHOLD HINTS, from squeaking. Carry an old-fashioned white In order to assure your guests |qoor knob in your hip pocket and that substitutes for eggs are not/ you will never have an attack of| being used, it is a good idea to break several egg shells into fine pieces and mix them in a custard pie. When stewing cocoanuts, change the water after it has been boiling for an hour or two. The water will be filled with hair from the nut. Save the hair and serve as a break- fast food. A few drops of ofl on the hinge ,of a coffee pot lid will prevent it rheumatism. preventive ladies. Do not wear a wrist watch which washing dishes, } . It is too bad that this cannot be used by our? Ob, er-er-er, I think it was 6! cee Police Judge—You say the pris- oner struck you a violent blow. hr ike you any witnesses to prove! it Prosecutor—Yes, yer honor, I've got an eye witness! | v7 © Lady (to new maid) — How dare you talk to me that way? And you call yourself a lady's maid!’ Maid—I don’t call myself that now, ma’am—but I was one before fe I got this job!’ ay . oe GREAT CAESAR’S” ® many thousands who look on sigh, “Doctor, come and shoot us!” A been a boon, | crave the Immortal Caesar! the Ides of March, when last you epurne: the name of Youth, | sp STAR—SATURDAY, EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR come these new-come Americans with ceremony and appropriate oratory. The “Americanization” movement fs nation- wide, Nearly 100 cities widely scattered will to- morrow welcome their foreign-born residents. The Star would like to see the idea extended to native-born citizens. There should be citizen- ship days for new voters when those coming of age could meet in an auditorium of some public school or other place of public assemblage, there to take the oath of allegiance, pledging them- selves to the service of community, their state, their country, and all the world beside, not alone in war, but in peace, as well. THE BANAT OF TEMEVAR CCORDING to one of her most distinguished statesmen, Roumania is “trembling to join in the most holy and just war a people ever waged,” but there’s an impediment in her con- science in the shape of the Banat of Temevar, the latter a small bite out of Southern Hungary. Roumania will fight most holily for the allies, if they'll. give her Transylvania, Bessarabia, the Banat of Temevar and an agreement that Russia shall not have Constantinople. But Russia will not give up Bessarabia, and Servia wants the Banat of Temevar. Germany offers Roumania possession of Transylvania and the Banat of Temevar. Seems as if everybody wants the Banat of Temevar, save Germany, and as it doesn’t. belong A Married Man’s Troubles YRIENDS, AND FELLOW COUNTRYMEN, IT WAS WAN BACK IN IT76 WHER OUR POREFATHERS SIGNED THE DECLARATION OF MDEPENDENCE — ‘THEY MADE UP THEIR MINDS THAT “THEY MOULD BE BOSSED BY No one — | PANSY, [WANT You To HEAR. “Thee be | FOURTH OF JULY oPetCH iM GoNG | TO DELIVER. ON MONDAY — You sit OVER HERE AND PRETEND THAT You ARE THE AUDIENCE SHES 1 LOVE MY COUNTRY DUGUNNIT! FLUBB 1S OUT~TLL LET STELLA OFF HALE ADAY! BUT | AUNT GONNA LET HED THINK T'S COMIN’ To HER! JULY 3, 1915. PAGE 4, to her, she’s willing to give it away. Looks as if Roumania would be engaged in unholy peace for some time. JUST THINKING IT a | F A majority of the warlike peoples of the world could be persuaded to join the League of Peace, it is not likely that those who re- mained outside would make much trouble,” says an Eastern peace editor, whose wisdom indicates that he’s a direct descendant of Solomon the Wise. Of course, he’s right, but just glance at the size of that “If.” It reminds us that if the Rocky mountains moved 1,000 miles eastward, there would be some change in the topography of the United States. Or, if the waters of the Great Lakes flowed the other way, the harbors of Detroit, Cleveland and Buffalo would need some dredging. Or, if human nature was wholly made up of high morals, there would be a scarcity of pickpockets, big and little. It must have cracked the editorial brain-pan to think out the proposition that if all the nations were sincerely against war, there would be some peace. Facts don’t figure in cooking up such a proposition. All you have to do is to sit and think and think and think. But, mere thinking peace is the limit of some folks. WE ARE commencing to believe that the Five Little Tailors of Tooley st. are doing most of the writing on the war for England Tink OF THe Worp || OM, ! INDEPEXHDENCE AND A GOOD GIRL AFTER ALL 1 WANT You To Go OUT RIGHT TWS MMT AND FINISH CUTTING "THe. GRASS ~ | war” Dy mall, out of city, one yenr, 91.00; ¢@ months, $1.90; Se per month up to @ months. By carrer, city, 260 = month Mntered at Beattie, Wash., postoffice as second-class matter THE POOR LITTLE FELLOW! F bya NICHOLAS BROWN, 14 years old, possessing $22, 000,000 and known has arrived iq Southern California, in his private car, accompanied by ser. vants enough to make a small army and doctors and nurses enough to kill a big one Johnny is in very bad health and has always been moe or less of an invalid, and we're dead sorry for him He is one of the Browns of the famous Browns of Rhode Island, and the first thing he learned in this life was that he was one of the Browns of the famous Browns of Khode Island, Here is what they gave him: A cradle of mother-of-pearl; a cow that drank only distilled water, fed in a $100,000 clover field under the care of her own physician, and was milked by a special maid; a palatial yacht; a special cook; squabs and chickens bred especially for him; a pond in his house in which he could wade or sail boats; special valets; and always special physicians. Of course, what ails Johnny is as plain as the nose on your face—they haven't let him be a boy He's had too much care, too little dirt and real human experience. They’ve treated him so like an angel that he’s likely to fly away and be one. They worked along artistic and ethereal lines while the real boy of him has reverted to the famous Browns of Rhode Island who had to roll up their pants and dig clams for a liy- ing. They've thought that millions buy sturdiness, manhood and health, while they really buy ease, luxuries, doctors and pills, and they’ve got poor Johnny crammed full of the latter things, figuratively speaking Mother-of-pearl cradles, special cows, special servants, special doctors produce one sort of boy. Johnny is a legitimate product. You can pet to death the orneriest cactus that grows in Arizona. From cradle to date, they've been distilling and specializing the boy out of Johnny. as “the richest boy,” By Allman. LANS SAKE BUT MiSTAH DUFF’S INDEPENDENCE WAS CUT OFF MIGHTY SOON (S68, AINT DEM — KIDS HAVEN ONE SWELL FourTH 0 JULY How REMEMBER, THERE'S NOTHIN Dow FER You » thou | ord, (Pray | | ask thee, In a geezer.) days!—-Puck, land and e' ry| oa # high school ghost friends people, Hy?” asked boarder. Musto Dealer—-And here's the! “Why, right here in my alma-| “Lucia” sextet—a very popular reo-| ac,’ Mrs. Rox (virtuously)—No, not! Population ts a | for a family machine; there's too the rural district much of this sex business nowa-) “On what do you base your asser- tion that country people are bright-| “prom this point the road is only er and more Intelligent than city) accessible to mules and donkeys. I the summer} must therefore ask the gentlemen | itorial, The Star ti seeareeenweeaeee aetrieeneon 2 een replied Farmer Hyperbole Medders, “it says in the cities the denser than in Judge. } Inthe Editor’s Mail | BRYAN AS A SOCIALIST Editor The Star: ee Upon reaching an impassable ‘stretch in the Yellowstone park, the driver of the coach turned to | hig passengers, and sald: to get out and proceed on foot.” In a recent ed. emed eapprehen- lout the importance of paying due | overtime is the one who is praised, | respect for what he expects of you. ¥. G. We If you do not deal with your! Se ae A community as you expect it to! ARREST ENGINEER deal with you, do not expect to| gain the confidence of your em-! ployer, even tho he ts a dyspeptic.| H, B. Borland, Great Norther If you were an employer with your/switch engineer, is being held for honorable opinion, would you heed |the federal grand jury, under $400 |the hour at which your employes bonds, on a charge of cons left the office? with F. 8, Finderberg, a firemam Men and women who have con-|and F. A, Johnson, a chauffeur, 10 quered are those who sacrificed a|smuggle Chinese into this county sive that Bryan's resignation might w after moments of work. The |from Canada on June 20. The FIRIN' CRACKER , CANDLE, GUN, ° Rome sits upon her seven hills for ages ata sitting, and gravely shows her monuments while tend- "KI-YI!" To THE WOMAN cause a serious division amon, | Americ Such fears are founded, mer! un- 8 practically as | | concentrative one who will work ers are also under arrest. FANN UDA! [tend vecre or se'the get'end tga) [HATER THE “YELLOW PERIL" e woman © FAKES | iret | Auction Sal innit ing fever and rushes forth to find| |'> NOT JAPAN,BUT THOSE th help tok her digesti ight and h arise, Nevertheless, there are mii uc ion a e Innin $s a foe, all armed with ax and cleav- FASCINATING BLONDES! pb fgi Cte Magt? Se aca ieala te ig ne ner system Il iions who applaud th i t | er, Today Rome has her armor on. ' free from poisonous accumulations, is not troubled || hrran “ana whe feel thay ee net . She's cending forth her legions to with headaches, backache, languid feelings, unnat- || distinctly moved us « step forward | Stock and Fixtu res siay a million men, forsooth, in the ural sufferings. All women who have tried |/toward the new day when right| frosty Alpine rigons, Not that the will rule the world. Alps are longing for the ritie's tune- ful clatter, nor yet for sound of can- non, No. I'll tell you what’e the matter, The ghost of Caesar has for years been chasing thru the Forum, gollecting other Roman shades. At last he got a quorum, Then Jullus, with his silver tongue, woke up the war god, Janus, and all the ghostly war d TILL THE BOSS WENT AN’ | manuel, unchain wu thou art quite some ghost, to quote ——COMMENCING JULY 6th— FIRST SALE 10 A. M. SECOND SALE 2 P. M. THIRD SALE 7:30 P. M. This le your chance to get hardware, bicycles, cutlery, tires, ete REMEMBER THAT BUYERS MAKE THEIR OWN PRICES NOW. We will wait on regular trade, do bicycle repairing and sharpen razors while we have men, material and a place to do It, | | Personally, I feel that Bryan | joould consistently accept the lead-| ership of the socialist movement | |and I belffve that, as peace insur be th know this famous rem to ° hel; y jance, an immense socialist vote | fow doses will rake immedi difference and pee AST, on wit freee orgie pa far more than an cause a permanent improvement in health and th. | amen: < A cleanse the system and "parity the blood and. Mtr eaean Whe JOHN CARMICHABL, Cena gn eae ae ile, ot only enjoys better physical || aNsweRS STENOGRAPHER condition, with quieter nerves and 5 spirits, but she |) Editor The Star: The letter | signed by a stenographer was writ. " WARED, | as aceowm some eas ote Enjoys A Clear Complexion | ':" s3:°.i0%.22e" Se -1417 ene OAR REDS lea, marrage a Beudtcnercemmsnrt | exriuetctrg ass] SPINNING’S CASH STORE 3425ian not the 16 minutes of tardiness,