The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 2, 1915, Page 4

Member of the Sortppe Northwest League of Newspapers Published Dally by The Star Publishing Co. Phome Main 2400 HELPING THEM TO HELP THEMSELVES ITH Henry Ford completing plans for a gigantic plant to manufacture tractor engines, which will employ 20,000 men; and a model city after his own ideas, to provide them with homes, still another field for his original brand of philan- thropy will be opened. Henry Ford is, by his works, rapidly found- ing another huge American fortune, ‘but which, instead of being a menace to mankind and a weapon of oppression, promises to be redundant in blessings for his humble co-laborers who assist in , its creation. Compare his course with that of John D, Rockefeller, Jr., who, with the most of his life ahead of him, controls, to all intents and purposes, the most colossal fortune in the world. Should Rockefeller, backed by the tremendous power of his father’s wealth, compared to which Mr. Ford’s is insignificant, inaugurate genuine policies similar to Ford’s, the good he might accomplish is beyond calculation. Instead of which he is following in the foot- steps of the man who wrung this greatest of for- tunes from the heart blood of the American peo- ple—his employes and fellow workers, who piled it up dollar by dollar, each one at the cost of a man’s sweat or a woman's tear, who is, in his declining years, alone with his millions, except for fawning sycophants lusting for a handful of the PUKE To Borrow YOUR HATCHST FOR A MINUTE HERE'S YouR. HATCHer. VERY MUCH OBLICED. THIS M4KES THE THI | TIME THAT VENDING MACHINE HAS REFUSED TO DEUVER THE Goons : AFTGR 1 PUTA Hae | ' COIN INTO I(T. his guide about the echo. “Just shout, ‘Two bottles of sald the guide. Englishman did as re- he turned to the Soot, and sa “But | do not hear any echo.” laybe no,” chucki he Scot, “but here's the comin’ wi’ the whisky.’ eee Without a Guide STAR—FRIDAY, JU spoils, the price of human souls, fentead of being beloved by his fellows, as he might, well be had he wrought upon Ford prin- ciples, he is the most hated and despised of men, Sad, but alas! true. A striking parallel for young Rockefeller to observe were his eyes not blinded by scales of dross. WHY DOES THE POND DRY UP? EDITOR THE STAR: P tell a little boy why the ponde dry up when the sun te hot. Where does the water go? JAMES F. The pond dries up in hot weather simply be- cause the water changes places—it passes from the bed of the pond into the air, It is not lost, as some small boys may think, for after a while it returns as rain and refills the ponds. . When water is exposed to air that does not already contain all the water it can hold, the water will disappear; that is, it will pass into the air in the form of otc gal You will hear people say that it has evaporated. The hotter the alr is, the more water it will hold, though even if it is not very hot it will take up water if it has not already as much as it can contain, When the air has taken up all, or nearly all, the water-vapor it can hold, and if some atmospheric change lowers the temperature, the water returns again from the air to the earth in the form of dew or rain, If enough of the water comes back the pond and brooks will no longer be dry. CLEVELAND wants to find a missing banker named Szentgyorgyi. What did he disappear with, the alphabet? } How povou } [Po MRS DUTF SOME DOLLE won A SAY—Twar BABY iS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MILLION Bucks, LY 2,. 1915. PAGE 4. A LESSON FOR QUICK LUNCHERS EYER COPLAN of Newberry, N. C., has prac- tically no stomach at all—just a mere two inches left of what in its day was one of the finest stomachs in North Carolina. Nor does Mr. Coplan fret and worry and re- fuse to be comforted. He does not! He goes right on living and having a pretty good time. But, being stomachless, he has to handle the food problem differently than other humans do. When eating a meal he must choose easily digested food, and he must stand all the time he is eating. He takes a spoonful at a time, the meal extend- ing over two hours. Our correspondent in Newberry us what put Mr. Coplan’s stomach heap, but more than likely it was an early formed habit of quick lunching. We have an idea that quick eating of meals can do more toward separat- ing a man from a stomach than anything else. All quick lunching is not done during the noon hour. Some of it crops up in the morning when grabbing-a-bite-and-hustling-for-the-car is a favorite breakfast sport. And, too, the evening meal is often eaten on the same mile-a-minute program. Notwithstanding the fact that Mr. Coplan is getting along without a stomach, we are still in favor of the old plan—one good healthy stomach to every man, woman or child. does not tell on the junk PNEUMONIA IS a cross between a Palm Beach suit and an cast wind. I Think GHm Loows PReAWisn ! SHE WAS HER CLOTHES MADE “THAT WAY PURPOSELY To ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF D up! WHO HUNG THE FABRIC ON YA, DUBB ! TURN AROUN’ LEMME SEE! | DIDN'T WANT EM BUY THE GUY INSISTED. ; WHITFIELD TUCKER annoi I clf as cam didate for governor of Massachusetts on the “ bryan Peace Democratic” ticket This is a ge, f untr in which any man can run as he like Bryan ig fated to be godfather to a lot of parties nam ter him, ONE THING we would like to have ¢ ned ig why these experts call it “The Causele \ n write five columns of causes H. G. WELLS has written, explaining how to beat the Germans. As Mr. Wells discovered this war 12 years before it started, he is entitled to tell how to stop it, IF THEY put Sherlock Holmes to who tried to blow first among towns Elemental, Watson up to Andy A CHICAGO jud came that his wife had triplets out an injunction against the stork UNITED STATES dollars are worth $1.02 in Lone don and before long we won't price in this country. ODD, IS it not, that the b own a dog almost always grow THE CZAR, having started for the front, is likely to find the front willing to meet him more than half way, A LICENSE clerk in: Chicago, wh than 10,000 persons divorced, has announced his engage ment. A BLIND Wellesley girl declares beautiful, proving that she is which ze had to ’ to discover would’ seek n libraries, g Carnegie, h he Hie ought hen news ve gotten be able to get one at any y who doesn’t care to $s up to be an old bachelog? ) has seen mote” New York ig blind beyond doubt. n. y, mundy—theres a swell damo| up in harlem who came tearing, downtown yesterday a, m. with an/ jawfull holler to the lawyer next} door | & beleeve yours trooley she has| | got a lesson learned that lots of peepel ought to know so { will tell you all about in hopes that sum of | the rite parties get hep this dame who has mra andy wheeler as & name got tho sasiety bug and got It so bad that she aint THE ALTAR WALKED, THIS CALLED FOR A GIFT ALTHOUGH | BALKED “I went to Jonesboro to see my and mother, the other day, | them?” “Oh, 1 knew where they lived.” | | . . | al | A Lovely Ride “You visited Venice while you were In Europe, | hear, Mrs. Trotter?” “Yes, indeed; and we were rowed about by one of the chan- deliers for which the city is noted.” . “I understand that the Mexican factiona will follow the lead of the European nations and an official statement of the causes leading to their several revolu- tions.” “Sort of a ‘Rainbow Book,’ I Benevolent Act | suppose.””—Puck, Magistrate (to prisoner)—You| A prominent New York theatrio| wore caught in the act of opening ai man the other day told this story’), pedaroom window. } of how he was once fooled in Seat-| prigoner—Yes, 1 tle. believe in hygiene, and I was only “We had a melodrama, and be-| going to open the window an inch sides playing the leading role, 1) or two for the benefit of the occu acted ag booking agent and bust-| pant’s health. It's frightfully un hess manager. As we made a hit) healthy to sleep with your bedroom 1 was in for some share of popu-| wixdow completely shut up, your larity. At that time there was ant worship. autograph craze. 1 found myself} signing photos and cards many| The Alternative times during the day. Finally,! When Sir Edward Carson's young one Saturday afternoon, I walked|er gon, who has inherited his fa- into the theatre to find a long row) ther's aptness of repartes, was “ap” of people waiting for me, eagh bear-|for the navy, he waa asked by an ing a emall card, Rapidly [ auto-| examiner why he was not going to each card | adopt his father’s profession was my consternation, the! “{ suppose I shall have to ff I formance, when I found all| don't get thru this,” he replied rds in the cash drawer!| They passed him your worship; satisfied with nothing less than a family pedigree and a crest which You'll need one of these for your Fourth of July “ | Outing. 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I'm a home guard.” “What are the duties of a home guard?” “WHY, I stay home and take caro! of the regular soldiers’ wives,” “Were you ever in a regular bat- the?” | “I lived \two years.” “That wasn't a battle.” “No, that was a riot.” with my mother-tn-law one was written Pass 8 © ‘ FROM VAUDEVILLE “Are you a soldier?” ’ A certain glen in Scotland | “You bet I'm a soldier.” had the reputation of having a “What kind of a soldier are splendid echo, An Englishman | you?" visited the place, and asked “I'm a boy slouch, But you say “Are you brave?” “IT should say so, I hadn't been jin the army two weeks before | : 7 Patrolman Ed Hagen saved the entire regiment.” W. H. Fisher, Mgr. alo and speaking timidly)—I'm| “You did! How?" First Avenue, Corner Columbia Street jecald Vere siaet, ain, | Arugeee “I shot the cook,” _ XO Cool Summer Dresses J. 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I'm going to keep chickens this year and let my neighbors make the garden.” . ee The Indignant Spendthrift |I took my spendthrift friend aside | And reasoned with the wastrel thus: “By throwing money far and wide, You'll never be a thrifty ouss. “No matter what the wage you earn, |_ You've got to wave a little bit; You never ¢an have coin to burn,| Unless you hoard a part of it. “The old suggestion g00d- | "Tis wholly useless to combat {t— | | You'll never save unless you should | Put money where you can't get at it.” atill holds} |And then my no'er-do-well arose | And hurled this language thru hie hat: |why am I broke, do you suppose, If I had not been doing that?” —Strickland Gillfian in Judge. | cee | Desk Sergeant Olmstead—This man’s condition fa not due to drink. He's been drugged, (turning | him all the way—@ matter of 100 yards or more, TURTLE BITES TOE .L.S.LETS 0.W.M. GAZE ~ UPON SOCIETY IN NEGLIGEE CHICAGO, July 2—An_ over- heated laundry stove gave a lot of ordinary workingmen a chance to 0 home tonight and regale friend wife with the latest in lingerie, as worn by the upper crust. The O. L, 8. started a blaze in the home of E. A. Cudahy, prest- dent of the packing firm, on Bank st, about the time the O. W, M. were on their way to work. The Cudahy home is in the rear! of Mrs, Potter Palmer's mansion. A lot more of the best families who can afford to sleep late live in that neighborhood. Anybody who has read newspa- per stories of ly morning fir GRAZE, Pa., July 2.—Miss Mae| Leser, an 18-year-old girl, knows how it feels to haul a large snap- ing turtle out of the water with er large toe. With some other! girls, Miss Leser was September | Morn-ing in the silent stream that | gambols thru the outskirts of Gratz. 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