The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 28, 1915, Page 4

Member of the Sortppe Northwest Leagve ot Newspapers Published Daily by The StatPudtishing Co. Pheme Main 9400 FINE FIGURES ASHINGTON announces that not “war orders” but exportations of foodstuffs have made the enormous increase in Uncle Sam's ex- port trade, and that the balance of trade in our favor will probably reach one billion dollars by July 1. This is just one bully condition! The American people don’t hanker to sell owder and shot and guns to any other people. rue, this means business and work for some of us but, as a people, we are for world’s peace and would much rather feed folks than help them to Shoot up each other. We feel this way, not only because we are moral and humane, but also because world’s peace is really more profitable to us, in the Tong run. For less than a century have we been exporters of much consequence in the world’s affairs, yet we have met the competition of all other peoples and built up a nation that is greatest of all in some re- spects and the equal of any in most ail respects. Moreover, the profits contained in an unusual market for our foodstuffs fall to our agricultural- ists, and when they are prosperous, pretty nearly everybody else in the country also is. If these Washington figures indicate anything, they indicate that we can be prosperous betore as well as after the much-desired end of the war, and legitimately so. It is much better than being pros- | perous thru large orders of war munitions, C utbursts of Everett True ——AND STANDING on VA Hitt, T SAW REF = REE- REFLECTED ALONG A 15> MILE PAN- PANNER = PaM= PANORAMA PILED WITH SMOKE, THE Gi-Gi- GANTIC ARMY OF RE@-IN=FoRCE —, A Fectow THAT READS UKE A $YEAR OLD SCHOOL ROY ALWAYS INSISTS ON READING SONSTHING OCvT LOUD? _ Would You | Like to Listen > a plain ion? it is. Send the young to the bank with the a — Interest. 4 Per Cent UNION SAVINGS & RUST CO. OF SEATTLE Capital and Surplus, $811,000 | AS SOLDIERS BOLD, WE SLEPT ON THE GROUND, | NO BLANKETS TO WRAP US ROUND AN’ ROUND- BA TOO LONG A STORY ) | WE DECIDED TO COVER ES D. HOGE, President | OURSELVES WITH GLORY B. SOLNER, Vice Presi- dent and Trust Officer HOGE BUILDING | CHIN the Heart of the Financial District N Bae KLIN SAY O E SAMEE TWO TO- MOLLA MIEN FLANKLIN Our ease and |forget it }@ man married a girl on his death row, abmolutely withou po NO KNOWEE TOMOLLA AND TODAY ALLEE SAMEE for the Yellow Fromu YESTERDAY! ‘ STAR—MONDAY, JUNE 28, 1915, PAGE 4, Our European brethren haven't got to fight and they have got to feed. They'll run out of fight money first, and then we will take unalloyed pleasure in feeding them. Hasten the day! We're likely to have the record-breaking food crop. GET A MOVE ON, MR. CARRANZA! CARRANZA should get a rapid wiggle on R, M his whiskers, for Mr. Villa has promptly served up a strong case for his side. Mr. Villa is willing to confer for purposes of reconciliation. Mr. Villa, from the very beginning, has stood for Mexico land for the Mexican people and educa- cation of the masses—a platform that appeals to all Americans who haven't stolen or gouged some- thing out of Mexico. Mr. Villa offers statements from Duval West, President Wilson's representative, and Sir Cecil Spring-Rice to the effect that in territory controlled by Villa there has been order, tranquillity and pro- tection of foreign interests. In short, Mr. Villa presents mighty good rea- son for his being favored by Uncle Sam, if any tighter is to be favored, and it is no time for Mr. sarranza to sulk or try to conceal his real thoughts behind his lovely beard. GERTRUDE FONDA, Washington's the folks at San Francisco that women like men » are big, masterful and homely. The fellows out in ur stereotyping room should cheer up. beautifulest, told w A Married Man’s Troubles TOM, THAT FELLOW BAcK | | QUIT Your Kippya’] | NO, Ht REALLY “THERE TRep To Flier “EVERY WOMAN TO FLIRT — TWINKS ALL THE WES STANDING CRAZY RIGHT AROUND \ BEATING IT TO A Foum HOUR LUNCH TWAT CORNER |, &, RHYME AND REASON OME public men, when all is said, can’t alwa N S stand the gaff, but now and then, get “jn- flated head” and make the people laugh. They run along like a well-wound clock, until there comes a day, when their siren song becomes a knock, their eloquence a bray. They become obsessed with the belief that the country is their meat, that East and West all hail the chief, and kneel down at his feet. With such a one, there’s but one resort, which the common folk may use—when the cards gum, just cut it short, and give the gent his dues, Just say to him—a form of speech—“Old man, you're awful tired, your eye is dim, your voice a screech, your brain is getting mired. You're blind as a bat, in fact you're sick, and all you need’s a change. Now grab your hat—and beat it, quick—go hunt a fresher range.” For, this disease of which we write—a badly swollen knob—will never cease or get quite right, ‘till he gets another job. Which Wilson knows, He once taught school. He’s used to that old stuff, so when Bryan goes and plays the fool, he “called his little bluff.” So Bill has flown from public life to hunt a quieter spot, some neutral zone, where free from strife, he can frame his little plot. Goodby, old sport, for quite a spell you made the donkey bray, you held the fort and held it well —until this grandstand play. Dio TRY CG eremmrenar wae \WAYNT NO ‘TIME TO WASTE MARIE THEM MAILS MUST BE RAKED BY Two - GET ME~- BY Twos EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR CHICAGO AND New \¥ per cent higher ark re than those of London, and B ing,” is serv S-cent table d’hote meafs, The American restaurant men explain that this is due to the higher wages in America—and then demand that the watters sub sist upon tips oe eee THOSE YOUNG fellows you see hustling y the street looking worried are the new crop of college adu- ates seeking business men who are illing to award jobs to persons who ran 100 yards in 10 seconds atid jumped 6 feet 2 inches over a pole MARCONI HAS been made a lieutenant in the Italian army. We hop t if he gets hits at att it will be by a woundle bullet oe ee THE THING we can’t understand about that Frank case is how a Georgian can get so excited during the watermelon season 0 eee BRITAIN PLANS to borr< $5,000,000,000. Some day some one will about the security “ee ee THRE DISCOVERY thi wins for us an argument that age First chance we get vince Dad it wasn't because we wer bear down on the p a MANY A fellow calls himself a when self-made man he has only made good on half the plans and specifica vions laid down by his parents ae oa ae IT’S A cinch that the girl who declares she only married for a home has a reputation as a gadder all over ‘le neighborhooc, _By Allman "JUST AS | SAID IN “THE 1AM HANGIN’ OW THE FEED BAG with TaE COUNT ar THREE !) ME A COFFIN, UNDERTAKER | \ MiGwy Be LOST AT SEA~ 4 1 i By Satterfield AS wey ‘WHAT FLOWER 13, ALWAYS FOUND BUT Ween A PRETTY WOMAN'S NOSE | EK AND CHIN? TWo Lips! GET OUT OF THI RESTAURARY Oowar Dd HAVANA CIGARS, rd BE IM THE (- MosT ING - Might Help ungallant husband, “you'd take first; It was on a local train, The an | prize.” clent engine having wheezed labori. | 0 2 ously over equally ancient rails,| “Did you enjoy the dance?” asked jolted to a restful spot at no place | in particular Marie. “Oh, fairly,” answered Ed Pink-| man “Some of the girls told me they| didn't enjoy the dance one bit.” | | “Well,” answered the young Mr.| Pinkman, “I couldn't dance with| | them all.” | Time passed tedl ously, Some of the passengers looked anxiously out of the win-| dows, while others drew thelr hats down over their eyes and tried to| When a half hour had elapsed, the conductor came along. Hi, conductor!” said a queru lous-voiced old man As near as you can tell, what's the trouble?” “We're taking in water.” “Well, why on earth den't you get another teaspoon” - Founding a Prospect “I've just heard of a case where .. -25¢ bed, so that she could have his mil lions when he was gone. love a girl like that?” “That's just the kind of a girl 1 could love. What's her address?”| eee Could you} Mary had a little lamp, It was well trained no doubt, For every time a fellow called, © | The little lamp went out! raring, 8HRe * BE:t und Ketimates Free. Class By Herself “Here's a magazine offers prizes to ladies for telling how they help- ed thelr husbands make money.” “If they were telling how they helped spead money,” snorted her ATTEND TO YOUR TEETH NOW | While Wo Are CUTTING THE CUT RATE PRICES | UNION DENTISTS—Cor, Third and Pike. Safety First {man of his friend Detective Joe Bianchi (2 a a page Ls “ry eager pa oe | —Hey, youse! Wotcher hangin sure ae ee vo ‘round this ‘ere front door fer? } A Prima Donna Supposed Burglar—I'm waiting for th’ lady inside to get asleop.| ..,, MY, Wife 1s a wonderful vocalist Aah Why, I have known her to hold an We're married audience for hours eee ny jet out! Unreasonable “After which she would lay it in “Did your watch stop when it/the cradle and rock it to sleep.” dropped on the floor?” asked one| ss | Second Generation The Man With the Hoe, As you probably know, Was anything else than a dub; But he missed all the fun | That's enjoyed by his son, The man who can handle a club. eee Safest Way A colored man was asked by the judge if he would like to have a lawyer to defend him, “No, sah,” said the prisoner, “I'se gwine to threw myself on the igno rance of the cote!” ee Gol Crowns.......$3' . Vain Hope She—-What shall we get the bady for Christmas? He—I wish we could get him the | rest of his teeth, Meavy Gold Crowns ... 4.00 Soild Bridge Work Bi:08 | Sots of Teeth ... 85.00 and 88.00 Lady Attendnate. Entrance 306% Dike Bt, STAR WANT ADS BRING RESULTS | | | | i course on labor problems arranged by university professors, Dr, Sm declared the U, courts have a unique power DR, SMITH ‘PANS’ |dent.” He charged that the point of ‘ view of the employing ci Conservative lawyers and judges | %¢cted In supreme co here are considerably “het up” to. day because Dr, J. Allen Smith, head of the political economy de- partment of the University of Washington, pitched {nto -the judi clary and advised the people to focus attention on th election of judges after this, as more im- portant than the election of gov- ernors and tongressmen and legis- lators. He spoke Sunday the Labor Temple on the Courts,” the las FOLKS OPTIMISTIC IN EAST, HE SAYS New England is booming, manu facturing war munitions, the south is selling lots of cotton, New York is optimistic, and Montana's copper is going like hot cakes, but ‘there's no place like home, says OQ, Cc. Graves, president of Cheasty’s hab erdashery, just returned from a bus+ iness trip Hast. ae — ee ee SPINNING’S SPECIALS 200 814x2'% Solid-Back, White Tampico Scrub Brush 15¢ I doubt if you could get it for less than 25¢ elsewhere 75c 7-In. Thin-Nose Kraeuter's Combination Pliers Knurled handle, flat nose, pipe and burner screwdriver, Gets into narrow places, $3.00 Solar Bicycle Gas Lamp ........ ........ ......... Tho best bicycle lamp known to the writer. Remember tt lamp {s cheaper than accidents, COMMENCING JULY 6, STOCK WILL BE AUCTIONED OFF TO HIGHEST BIDDER ° Ten Durham Duplex or One Doz. Other Safety Razor Blades Sharp: ened, 25¢ SPINNING’S CASH STORE Frsexsen"™ RTM afternoon at Labor. and eture in the wire cutter and $2.33 Remember that § q bi and that