The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 31, 1915, Page 4

DANA, MOVE QUEEN, MISS i MISS GREASEPAINT, YOU CAN'T, BE THE | 1A FLOWER GIRL IN 'CURBSTONE TESSENs | PART ROMANCE! AISG DILLPICKLES HAS | THAT SALTED DOWN.” “THAT CIPHERT’ | proper { 4 / . i ay \ “ ‘\ i > f yee Serio Th By mais Se sn 00 w - ntered at Se: attle Star MEETS A JEALOUS ACTORINE Ha. SHE HA SALTED DOWN? THE TLL FIX HER!* ee a Y 4 ) : | ' This Day and the Future Teddy Roosevelt and War $ Be ODAY we strew upon the graves of oe following interesti item appears in gy the dead wreaths ywers and re Phe Pub i member with thankful hearts the sacrifices Pr ts May 15 report that the ; . ait How message w ent t Theodore f iose boys of sixties made for us a ‘ & those Roosevelt t itize Sout Mansfield } our country La Fifty years have rolled by ¢ ; ‘Judging from the statement of yours at j great war ended and during this half Syracuse that you have the fighting spirit, ; tury no other war of its magnitude a 1 de we, the citizens of this village, will furnish structiveness has darkened our land gun and transportation for you to join either ¥ But | m yt the allies or German forces individually—no ut how tomorrov “ y ; , | Substitutes. The great European strife has opened Vo shia tnadndele muniseded our eyes from that pretty dream we were ““If your citizens who addressed the tele- wont to dream—that war comes t gram to me will volunteer to join and accom- those who seek it and are prepared for it pany me to Europe, we will join the allied A pared, an unprotected America forces, purchasing our arms from your city An unprepared, an unprotected reric and starting may be the Belgium field.’ And that would mean anot The citizens tury of a new Memorial Day whi “*Get the meanin, year will bring us back to the to go unaccompanied Graveyards to strew flowers upon the graves ®E the boys who are today tugging at their Mothers’ apron. strings So, then, with one eye upon the tn war immediately from South Mans g of former message. You We are for peace. You do the fighting and our offer stands.” Let It Be Georgia’s! ; OV.-ELECT NAT HARRIS s that Europe, and the other upon the pages of G aie teed eee al en history, can you see a better way of avert if the Le unk case es before ing a new Memorial Day than j he will con it entirely as a Ge vat PEACE INSURANCE—suc as is m | ter, from a Georgia ba and ’ furely afforded by the BIGGEST NAVY | sideration of mut worl ON THE SEAS?" He forgets that th ¢ went t ‘ If war comes to the United States—a | side w 1,” the highest urt all the na real war—it must come from the other side | tion of the Atlantic or the Pacific. Nothing made That urt expres trong ubt as t by human hands can prevent it coming as | whether ce had been arrived at. How éasily as could the BIGGEST NAVY ON | ever, if | a officially lynches Frank, let EARTH! it be strictly affair Think about that tonight after you get “The outsid be glad to con home from decorating the graves of the boys | cede the shame ar t r to Georgia al of the sixties. . 3 pe Not Too Brutal, Now Our Sporting Editor’s at War HE secret of the terrible weapon of wa T appears from The Star of last Saturday | devised by Lord Dundonald which, it that a state of hostilities is now on be- | said, the sh adm uried tween our sporting editor and the rotund archives as te oan boss of Seattle baseball, D. E. Dugdale last. "Twas a uch as the Our S. E., it seems, has tread upon Dug's | Germans have alles are corns, and Dug came back by handing the | [OW P sia to use é S$. his passports—which means the 5S. E. | . Thus ie ey: Ey toate ‘ is compelled to remove his telephone from | !or Use onc hundred years ago ts W the baseball park, and will have to pay his | the proper thing i way in after this If Uncle Sam gets in the thick of it we "The casus belli seems to be the remarks | rather guess we will have something purely made by the S. E. annt Dug’s hobby to | American, to show them. We will burn our keep the Seattle team in the cellar if humanly sgn at the stake and then scalp ‘em possible. j | by Hec PLAS ee In other words, the sporting editor rose | Up in open —, sab one that retin | Shake, Brother Hawkins. sn't keep a gooc ayer if any other | ; : ved in the United States wants to “buy | ERE’S a right hearty hand-clasp for him.” } Hawkins Boykin of Johnson county . Which same, of course, as every fan |N:C. A te , while plowing on his farm knows, is a breach of good faith with the | turned up 0 in gold coin, supposed t baseball public, who pay to see the games, | have been buried years ago especially when the team is resting forlornty Did Boykin claim it as the owner of the in last place. land? No, sir! He told the finder, whe | It is consequently of some interest to | needed it more, to keep it, which, tho a little watch the progress of this little warfare thing, perhaps, is worth any man’s hand + It has been a long time since The Star | shake, in our opinion Bas been editorially at war with anyone in the field of sports. The last time we recol- fect, the S. E. stepped on the toes of the crooked wrestlers. The S. E. made a dugh job of it then thor- | 1 Real Estate Loans An Important Feature Of Our Loan Plan You May Pay Any Amount At Any Time on the Principal of Your Loan. 4 Investigate our Loan Plan before you borrow money on real estate. Washington Savings and Loan Association The Oldest and Largest Strictly Savings Institution in Washington 810 Second Avenue Established 26 Years Assets $4,600,000 =—— ————s THE MAN who is fast to his wife’s apron | strings is lucky to have a wife who will wear aprons in these days -, “WHIPPING THE little} little bo. r into line” is a good phrase; and when Standard Oil is in the case few governors are fully grown up. governc IS THERE a Caesar to lead them? If there is we join all school boys in hoping he doesn't write any commen taries when it is over WE ARE not quite certain as to the meaning of spon dylotheraputist, as a new kind of doctor calls himself, but it must have something to do |with the science of extracting jand the spondulix from patient “VIOLENCE IS right if the law is lax.” That explain why so many are violent when Standard Oil is mentioned, the esteemed law being uniforms lax in every instance a HARRY THAW says: “The udlow st. jail is the best jail »r have been in.” Here t. jail when in New \ IS IT possible the colonel} Mr. Barnes, Jr., are plan ning to go into vaudeville What a fine lot of advertising they are wasting if they do not. STAR—MONDAY, MAY 31, 1915. PAGE 4 DO 1 LOVE MY Posits. ciR? | | *.— OH,SIR,1 ADORE THEM! \ ==, ADORE THEM"! = i Y lam \ 7 | é 4) ‘ ’ A \ /¥ iN } =P } yy | a | S| a Ej } 1 fe? i ae 10-Year-Old Drummer Dreary Prospect Tommy had alway ad to wear his ff er old ¢ on, yet no one knew just how | he felt t one day was found all alone in the mer-house Retween r sobs all | came Pa's gone and shaved , off clean, and now I know I'l have to wear his old red whie ere eee Source of Regret Have you heard that Pf fon, the iittonaire, ts dead You I'm awfully se ours, was he? N that's wh ! Of Course } ® Good Mimic Ob, you a good ut the so far The truth oughtn't to lie any- where Transcript The truth lies somewhere.” Boston tn Hob N.Y The ” wished ved a nk woman en etter an op © movies In Heating she aatd than 180 enid she act for er qual Ve weighed more ie curls and » “ be her teeth “-* . BUNGLED PLANS BY KENNETH W. PAYNE | WASH TON, D. € May 31 day, exactly a bloody Southern battle Lincoin of the eran of That Clen civil w that active is the hat Col. John ttlest by or 1 the only tre fous service with the t States army—-ts# thinking of a ve conflict still in} ite ove | all else on this Memorial day, 1915. | Col. Clem is the last living Iink/ connecting the present Un army with the herotc armies | whose fallen brave we honor today This ts the last Memorial day whic a| Sta! will find this civil war veteran on the active army Het national cemeteries, plays a lead | Col. Clem, as superintendent of ing role on the ground where Dec. a=! First Flat Dweller very »d cook We secured but we had to , her go. oration day is celebrated with ‘ond Flat Dweller—Great | &reatest reverence and beauty Scott, why? Johnny Clem was only 10 years First Plat Dweller—Because old when he ran away from his after we got her home we found j home in Newark, Ohio, and attach was too large to get into our (ed himself to the Twenty-recond Michigan regiment a Sg The officers tried to chase him away, but the soldiers made him their pet and mascot, and finally, Jin May, 1862, the colonel enlisted him. . Opportunity Missed It's & great pity,” sald the con. ted burglar to his counsel, “that you couldn't have made |” at Chickamauga he was hero of that closing on h of yours at /9 priliiant scene performed right the opening of the case lunder the eyes of his union com I don’t see how that would | rades, who were falling back rap have improved matters,” sald the | {aly | advocate Z Johnny's poor little legs were “It would, tho,” explained his |very weary, and as he lagged be-| client. “Then the jury would | hind, a confederate colonel galloped | have been asleep when the evi dence came on, and I'd have stood some chance.” up to him, "Surrender, you damned | ittle Yankee devil!” he cried. Johnny pulled up hie musket EVERETT 1S AT HIS BEST WHEN ME ‘Youngest Veteran of Civil | War Still in Army Service 30y Was Hero of Chicamauga. 3attle of “Little Johnny” Clem 51 ago and Col, John L. Clem, U. 8. A today and fired! The colonel toppled headlong from his horse, and from the guns of his men a storm of bullets rained over Johnny Clem. on the ‘or hours At dark the union forces rested. And suddenly into thelr bivouac crept Johnny Clem, un- hurt, and showing with t do pride his three bullet hol death had saved him! It was for this deed that Gen. Thomas made the hero drummer boy a sergeant And his impudent remark was General, {s that all you're going to} make me¢ In his later career, the 12-year old soldier was hit on the hip by} part of a shell, wounded in while dispatch riding taken prisoner A FAIRMONT, Minn., man was so hungry he sold nis gold before he paid for it? ‘Overnight Relief cad For Constipation ‘ When the tb 5 clogged with a become mass of potson sick head tendant mis ache with all Ite a years }) te YESHIR, (B00-Hoo) l've GoT Tw ETING THE PERNICIOUS PEgp (HiIC) FINGSHT LIV WIFE IN (HIC) , IN WOR? — POOR CRYING JAG MY “ADVICe To You 14 Go HOMe AND HUG HER INSTEAD E IN THE EDI MRS, FRAZIER ON WAR Editor The Star: Your editorial, "What Are We Going to Do About It?” {s the only editorial satisfying to the writer amid all the gush and gibberish since the Lusitania affair—which proved that we do not want a WARRIOR in the White House! Our beloved president ts capable of #0 ng this portentous | problem,” as 1 Star says—even \tho we do not agree with all his message. Your editorial abounded jin a high and widened horizon, free from nasty race hatred, sectarian strife and PARTISAN BIGOTRY aimed at discredence of the admin {stration for future campaign blath erskite, Its contrast was marked to those rabid rabies frothing from the ruleorruin MOUTHPIECES of MONOPOLY! tools of trusts who, from predatory habit, must encour. age get-rich-quick contraband war contracts. The Lusitania with its dead sinks | into insignificance beside our own Colorado miners’ strike—and the | living horror of Engiand’s 20,000 vir- gin mothers of war-babies—winked at by church and state and mili- tarism! It is well to keep one’s feet on the ground and head above the clouds—and search for hidden mo- tives back of editorial utterances— news items from certain press as- sociations whose sources seem in | Tammany Hall and whose desire to eth t io jereate chauvinistic misioneism teeth to buy foo Question: | arises from Wall street—from | Did he get to eat the fooa| which, thank heaven, The Star is free. MINNI B, FRAZIER. KIND WORDS FOR PHONE CO. | Editor The Star: Tho value of | the publicity which you g ve a let- }|ter which I addressed to you in re-| gard to the telephone situation here | was immediately made evident by a visit from the manager of the lephone company He explained in detafl what had | been done tn the past and what was ery, belching of aren, bloat and general discom- || mont, and extended an immediate fort are sure to follow )| invitation to anyone I might sug- A mild, ploneant laxative-tonte )| gest to make such investigation as! w (ft that © congested without upsetting the stom- you might wish to check up | possible defects and adopt any sug- any ) ach or griping the bowels t# the } | destions that were feasibl aaaninat of simple laxative }| Since then I have personally made erbs with pepsin sold in drug (| an investigation of their system, de stores wu the name of Dr. {|Yoting considerable time to the ‘epain. A dose }/same. 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