The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 28, 1915, Page 4

FRIEND, CET OUT IN THE STREET—You'cc NEVER BE ABLE To SELL YOUR Papers Of Course "Twas in Church, But the Gall of the Fello ! To FIND A COSTUME TO WEAR AS ‘SPRINGING ANTELOPE IN A WESTERN DRAMA” STAR FRIDAY, MAY 28, 1915, w Who Thought He Could Warble Gets From Ev a Fierce Bellow PAGE 4. Dresst* 90H, MRS.SQUAW, HOW MUCK FoR THE <5 l "UGH! NINETY DOLLAR.” “OH. WELL Comet) IT'S EAD FULLY DEAR, BUT 1 AUST Hawe (T.” RAH! NOOKECHAMP MAN HAS AN IDEA TO AID U.S.IN WAR NOOKECHAMP, Wash., May Ren Sutton ts talking of going to Washington to present to the war department a plan which he be Meves will make the United States unbeatable in war | | Ben has been the champion war! | fan of Bkagit county, and he hasn't }lost an argument excepting one| down tn the poolroom at Hamilton, where he got tangled up and lost to Dave Buskirk He has been studying the ques-| tion of the use of gas bombs tn war fare, and hit on a plan He proposes to mobilize a hat talion of pole cats and turn them loose at the enemy, claiming noth {ng can stand in front of them A | He already ts starting to train a | colonel and five captains to lead the force j Bertpps North west League of By mail, out of city, one year, $2.80) ¢ m Newspapers rm Entered at Seattle, Wash — By carrier, ot The Seattle Star (:'| | Phone Main || nthe, $1.90; 260 per moath up to # mos 4 9400 toftice as second-class matter t's Different Now os MR. COOK of Brooklyn, in a letter to a New York paper, says that he is ping under quilts which he “pieced” him- If more than 60 years ago. Mr, Cook con- les his communication with this query wonder how many boys of today are picc- quilts?” Just as many boys are piecing WUILTS as are wearing jean pants today ilts—hand-pieced ones—jeans and patches, brass-toed boots, were of another age THOSE days boys had “chores” to do; y the word is obsolete. There are now cows to milk, nor chickens to feed, nor ped to bring; that is, unless the boy is e of the fortunate ones who lives on a farm, | Instead, the milkman and the poultryman “4, ‘come in automobiles to bring us sterilized milk and refrigerated fowls, and gas has m the place of wood. In the time you wot of, Mr. Cook, if a hoy wanted to go a fishin’ on Saturday, he ped after school, EVEKY DAY, a piecing” if it was quilting time. | Of course, he hated it, just as a normal- inded boy would hate it now. It was girl's But he DID it just the same, else ! mixed up with Dad’s bootjack that night. "*» But notwithstanding, Mr. Cook, that there neither quilts to piece, nor boys to piece em, nowadays, if you but scratch around bit, even in Brooklyn, you will find oodles the same brand of boys that once pieced quilt, and singed the cat, and broke neighbor's window panes with a “nigger- d from the shelter of the hayloft a4 They're just as full of good, and chock-a- kk with devilment, now, as then. They twill steal jam from the pantry shelf or knock f ‘chip off the baker boy’s shoulder, just as quick. The trouble is they are so all-fired pro- sive, so ADVANCED, intellectually nd otherwise, that they haven't time nor inclination for piecing quilts, or doing hores, if there WERE any The idea is, Brother Cook, that the pro- ession has moved along and left you and is standing still. Let’s hustte along and catch up. What say? ‘ell, They Can NCLE SAM can three women state senators, Mrs. Helen Ring ) Robinson of Colorado, Mrs. Frances Munds Mf Arizona, and Miss Catherine Clark of Oregon, all of whom are ably demonstrating that women can make as good laws as they can biscuits now boast of Mr. Cook, we will be real glad to | 'Will You Stand for All This? ERE is another reason why your Ameri can blood should warm up to the refer- endum fight now being carried on | Secretary of State Howell has | arbitrary ruling that the referendum petitions must be in June 9 instead of June 10, | The law says that referendum petitions may be filed 90 days after the adjournment! of the legislature. The same language is lalso used to designate when acts of the | legislature become effective, that is to say, in 90 days after the adjournment of the legis lature. | | But the new acts of the legislature will not) | become law until June 10. Yet Howell de-| mands the referendum petitions on June 9. | He sets himself up as czar and dictator and virtually steals a day from the referendum issued an campaign. ANY LITTLE, PETTY, UN-| DERHANDED TRICK TO HARASS THE| REFERENDUM CAMPAIGN! Should We Keep Flowers in Our| Bedrooms? } EDITOR STAR: | have been told that it ls unheal- thy to keep flowers In my bedroom at night. le it and why ie it? MRS. M. R. T. If your room is large and well ventilated you need not worry about the flowers, but if! it is small and poorly ventilated, keep’ the} flowers in another room at night | Because you breathe while you sleep as} well as when you are awake and, of course, absorb the fresh air in the room. Flowers breathe, too, you know, though much less than you and they make a double drain fon the air, and the room soon becomes close” and unhealthy. If the flowers are cut flowers they are dying all the me, and decaying things throw off px us sub | stances that are not good to breathe | In the daytime, when the room is full of]! | sunshine, the sun acts on the chemical sub- | stances in the green leaves of the flowers and helps to purify or freshen the air. It's only when they are in the dark that flowers are likely to be unhealthy. BILLY SUNDAY classed Unitarlans with saloonists, and a New York Unitarian min- ister comes back with the announcement that if any considerable mumber of Unitarians get! to hell, they'll change its temperature. Jiminy Christmas! Are we eternally to be victims of these infernal changes of weather? “IS HUERTA here for education, for safety or for conspiracy?” asks the New York World | Oh, we don’t know! He's got money. You} At Special Prices This special offer includes the most-wanted styles in taffetas and poplins in navy, black, Belgian blue, battleship gray, bronze, Moscow green, sand and wistaria. Especially attrac- tive values at $24.50, $28.50 and $30.00 | White Coats, Special ‘at $16. In high-grade white chinchilla cloth, trimme silk poplin. All sizes W. H, FISHER, Mgr. FIRST AVE—CORNER COLUMBIA ALLSILK SUITS J. Redelsheimer & Co. KISS FOR 50 CENTS? NOT $0, SAYS JURY-- ITS WORTH $250. | NEW YORK, May 28.—A jury before Supreme Court Justice | Delany valued at $250 a kiss which was appraised by the young miss of 17 who received it at $10,000, The plaintiff, Alice Bennett, sued Louis J. Chaise, a dentist, on the ground | that he employed her in hie of- | flee on February ta giving her 50 cents demanded a kis | and the tist threw his around her and took one any- how. Then she sued. ‘CRIPPLED, SHE LEAPS INTO RIVER TO DIE MARIEPTA, Ariz, May 28.—Re. moving both of her artificial lege and pulling herself up to the railing of the Ohio river bridge, Anna War tenbaler, of Parkersburg, W Va., plunged 90 feet Into the river | her: People on both sides of the river jnaw her plunge@ and hastened to her in boats, Her right arm was broken in the fall The woman was de. spondent over her crippled condi 50 (with green ST. | shood AR AE GON . 3 - 3 tion, n ¥, tusdy—sum kids get there foot tn it by thinking to fast & they always are sorry for it afterwurds to » way tt ts with the r nite went up to harle. it a family that has a little boy who had got in bad At skool that verry day he alts rite back of a kid by the name of tom & when the teocher asks the furst boy what bis name js he replys tom aint says the teecher you TOMAS thats t 1 herd wh no tt aay who ts the kets into the » when the vhat his name is instead of say ing jack which ts name tries to make It like as more and says JACKAS is my name he but that dident make no grate hit with the teecher & she sent him rite up to the principle & | she sent him home with a note & bi 4 him over the | seat *o that time | was there johny ENCOURAGED So you want a job as office boy? W ™m you right now t lota of office b were all worthless.” You, sir—that's why T thought this was a good piace to apply.” oe Jack Bechdolt, newspaper man and artist, who has had some of bis pictures on exhibition of late. was met by a young lady who knew him very well, and who sald ‘Oh. Rechdolt, I saw your and kissed It be Mr latest painting. cause {t was so much @ you.” And did {t kiss you in return 7” asked Bechdolt “Why, no “Then,” said it was not like ne. 6 Not to Be Fooled When Shimmerpate artived home an hour later than usual he was nibbling a clove. n a concert hall for he young artist, Keep the Children | Bright and Happy children get ) ly as do ) and th )ing W ) «od wi ) retune ) ehtia ) and fretful from and ts often p ished per when medic really what ts needed. The next time your child tn § cross and unhappy. without ap giving it a Caldwell's mi Plea t « combination of simple ve herbs with pepsin, and recommended for en because of its freedom rom all opiate of narcotic drugs | and tts gentle action, It ts sold tle can be obtained o Dr. W. DB. Caldwell, ington St, Monticello, en “In at one, at five they’re done” JACOBS PHOTO SHOPS Second Floor P.-1, Wide. Dental and Optical Prices Cut for # Denta in my P tinue while times last HARD TIMES OPTICAL PRICKS Call _at My Op. teal Department your eyes kned and fitted fo; you, and I wilt on to ave you from 500 to T of glasses you may req D Lenses duplicated & #pecialty Edwin J. Brown, D-ps. Seattle's Leading Dentist Dental De the hard H Ave. Optical Depart 106 Firat Ave, w oh He sure # 705 and 718 Open even nd Sunda until 4 for p ork. ” about | echer asks bim | Indiana are the hardest {n the world to short change, They A Graceful Admission never apend moro than a dime at “It you do not instantly apolo- | "time Strictly high grade gize for that remark,” sald the | are” din Ginch bane: Bad; idge, “I shall commit you for | py the way, what has become Handle Iron Hack Saw contempt of court | of the old-fashioned peace advo Handy for bone t reflection, your he | cate who mede millions out of saat replied the young | armor plate and other war ma ; he 1 find that your honor waa terials? Re page Andy Car right and I was wrong *® your nego. 2 kids + | apology Ib’, & observed. | Right in Their Place An old lady wan gazing at illus a few moments The music was intoxicating That's right xclaimed his | trations on the fashion page. better half. “Blame it on the | “Suggestions for the summer music girl's wardrobe! Humph! The jes als } are all right for the wardrobe $2.50 9-Inch Klein The Yegg Speake | but they ain't fit for the street Every linemat “There waa just two | ft gi “Yes, yes; go on Shorty Simms postcards from closed-Gear Too! Grinder . First I blew de safe and den | | South Bend For grinding 5 The residents of this part of any time | blew de towr | oe honor always In The judge looked dubious, but finally ‘sald he would accept the Star Wants Ads find the lost| articles, | Spinning’s Good-Bye Offers the Biggest Host of Bargains In 6 Advantage of Them Now, for | Don’t B $1.75 6-Inch Klein Side-Cutting Lineme $2.00 7-Inch Klein Side-Cutting Lineme 4 $2.25 Binch Klein Side-Cutting Linemen's Pliers 450 % or 13-16 Swan's Jennings Pattern Auger Bit .........-2%¢ SPINNING’S CASH STORE ; Now Fiery Diana, the Film Loading Lady, Gets Stung in a Deal That Looks Just a Bit Shady. HOPE “ou DIDN'T Fy CNER O44 FoR THAT THe GLK TRETH ARE ALL CELLO? Sale ‘ttle—You Had Better Take You Will Ever Be Able to Duplicate Buch Va Side-Cutting Linemen’s Pliers .. wants a Klein $3.00 No. 1 American 4inch Carborundum Wheel, Oll-Tight Case, In. Il save ite price knives, scissors, tools, ete., $3,00 Set of Five Offset, Double. End Ford Socket Wrenches $1.48 75¢ 2-Inch Jaw Bonney Vise .49¢ Close-Out Price List Mailed Upon Request Wood 226 wood or me’ This Ad and 15c Will Pay for Sharpening 10 Durham Duplex or One Dozen Other Safety Razor Blodes Here 1416-1417 Fourth Av. THE UNION LABEL CLOTHING CO. IS NOW A THING OF THE PAST The stock has been sold to the highest bidder. It was purchased on speculation. The price paid was small. It will be sold at a like proportion. The stock is composed of every- thing in Men’s, Young Men’s and Boys’ Clothing, Furnishing Goods, Hats and Shoes. Prices are smashed throughout the entire store. Big sale commences Saturday, May 29, at 10 a. m. and continues until the entire stock is sold. TO ILLUSTRATE THE PRICES: Men’s Suits are marked down to $4.00, $5.00 and $6.00 that were formerly sold for three times the amount. You will find the same re- markable reductions in Pants, Hats, Shoes and Boys’ Suits, Furnishings. Goods will be sold in any size quan- tities. Dealers’ patronage solicited. A. BRIDGE, Agent FIFTH AND PIKE ® & een