The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 26, 1915, Page 4

Tm A UTTLE RUSTY OW THIE COMEDY SCENE, CHAUNCE'Y, WHAT DO L DoT: AND DM TO HA Member of the Bertppe- McRae League of 4 ibe per m By mall, out of clty, ome year, $2.00; months st Entered at Seattle, Wash, Postoftice By carrier, city, 1t¢ @ momth Charles Edward Russell writes that the majority of hollow chested, fave crept up toward the top of the stairs. The big, tall fellows, for the most part, are either We suppose it is because the big fellows make be re "You'Re TD GRDER AN IGE CREAM SODA The Seattle Star d-clase matter Cheer Up, Little Man too round shouldered, etc., to go to war. NO IT To You:* “OH, THAT'S FINE IM JUST DYING OF THIRGT ” , Pubitened onth up to # mos Englishmen are too small, BUT— When armies are be-| ing organized and drilled— when raw recruits are learn-| | ing the goose step—the big, | tall fellows are placed at) the head. : | As Co, G faces its cap- tain it looks like a flight of stairs; the bean poles at} the head, the little short), stubs at the bottom } By the time Co, G re-| turns from the war—after the killing—the little stubs dead or in the hospitals. tter marks for the enemy, because there’s more of ’em to get sick, or because they have more weig ht to carry—but anyway, it’s so. : Moreover, did you ever see a little cuss that wasn’t ready to fight at the pp of the hat—and that’s the way he goes through a war, grinning and stick- determined to show the big fellows they ain't so muchamuch after all Cheer up, little man, you're the fellow that comes back - L ati ce rd ° : a A ee “Never mind now the little man HAPPENED on a Yesler way car Ws too. late I’VE THE PLAT A meek little man with a dent in his | FORM,” and off he we a dog-trot Mderby got on the car. He handed the con Now he takes the Mt. Baker car . ‘ his | i iatipalicnphanian 7 ior a five-dollar bill, and receive is | Sehange Key to the Movies As the car swayed to and fro he staggered | HEN the he ° © wriggle B @ feat and began to count the handful of | iden, uo @ bug. was craw f coin. Then he frowned, and counted | her back she is registering despair : He jumped up and made his way un- | When the villain looks as if he had stom sadily to the platform Jach ache it registers hate "Conductor, you made nistake in the | When the f reign count’s mouth twit hes| che ge.” he murmured apologetically jas if his se itched he is expressing con be The conductor glared. “Oh, g’wan now! | tempt P : ' lod can’t get away with any o’ that,” he re- | When the deb ero makes a strike d pugnaciously. i wling down all the ten commandments, you “But, condactor, you don’t understand. I | may know he is a Parisian artist '—the little man began again . The conductor thrust a fighting jaw into Elbert Hubbard We don’t correct mis- See? face: “Cheese it! ses after a guy leaves the lathe rm Elbert Hubbard, Editor The Star: Is there no one to eulogize who was lost on the Lusitania? MRS. R. 8. “in go sit down or get off.” 7 s I ma’am Nobody, so far as argh fa Son | fine ¢ was a false prophet, a literary ‘The passengers tittered. His face crimson | , ‘Nie ise propt 1 Y ith mortification, the little man went back | Srostitute: Blame not the Germans for his Besat down, pulling his hat down over his taking off. It was an act of Providence! s as if to hide his confusion thie A few squares further on he timidly got up. | LAWYERS ARE engaged in a long and| ging his way warily around the scowling | scientific debate as to what constitutes Java] PRenductor, he alighted. The conductor rang | coffee. We can tell them off-hand that most bell. As the car started the little man | of jt consists of 60 per cent Santos, 15 per/ ies: a ee cw cent “soaked” berries and the remainder chic Say, conductor, look here! ory Se conductor looked : citiintaniineeniet a. this five-dollar gold piece? You gave NICE, PLEASANT little war we're having, old man.” | is it for the bell that instead of a dime. Thanks, conductor, reached madly not? and amusing It makes the news so interesting] TALY, in spite of tremendous concessions by Austria, in , face of violent anti-war sen- | timent In many parts of the king | _ dom, and regardie: of a long. | standing aillance with Germany | Why? Because she sees a long-awalt- ed opportunity of recovering ter- ritory which years ago was wre! ed from her, provinces the loi which has rankied for genera- tions in the hearts of the Italian s has the loss of Alsace- Austria-Hungary, which has undoubtedly been of great benefit | ‘fo it, has cast her lot with the | ‘ailies and entered the war. Fresh Cream Flavor—Purity Fir Buy “Mount Vernon Milk” AT YOUR GROCER'S Trentino and Istria, now a part | of Austria, which passed into the latter's possession upon the fall of Napoleon. In both, the Italian race and language largely predominate. Trentino is a province In the Tyrolean mountain district, on the extreme northern border of 4 It Is surrounded on three e by Itallan territory. ite cipal city Is Trient. The Sevines of Istria forms the ex- | treme southern portion of Austria Proper, a peninsula projecting in- | to the Adriatic sea and adjoining Italy on the northeastern bor. der. The possible loss of Istria to Austria ie filled with grave por- tent. Should the future witness t paration of the dual mon- archy, should Hungary once more set up an Independent govern. ment, as is entirely within the range of possibiliti without Ie tria, Austria would be an iniand empire, with not one foot of sea coast, and its excellent navy would represent so much junk, Trieste Is the principal city and chief port. It is the naval arsenal and storehouse for the Austrian navy Thus, it will be seen that Italy Ia playing for high sta and why the seemingly liberal con- cessions of Austria dig not suf. fice. By regaining the lost province Italy not only realizes its most ar- dent aspirations, but cripples Austria #0 that she will never, in all probability, figure as an Im- portant factor in Central Europe politics. iT jand feed for his horse; grease MY TIRED FEET STAR—WEDNESDAY, MAY 26, 1915.' DIANA’S MOUTH’S ALL SET FOR FIZZ! “Like a sawyer’s work le lif The present ma’ the flaw, And the only field for strife ls the Inch before the saw.” ennai org pd much time in HE proprietor of the Don: school skule Jt wo Variety Store in Matne ritin’ and fa Me, was a good ‘rithmeti ed suffi ma ndly, but he had ac elder Dor firr idea that play was not worth good for boys The children had to speak pleces So Satan, who, the proverb as: Friday aftegnoons. On one occa. us, finds mischief for idle sion George was given a plece to hands to do, « up George Don-|learn and recite, It was by John worth, the merchant's son, as a bad » O'Reilly, and a se from job it 1s quoted above. | George's Saturday bolldays and ppealed to George—tfirat, be summer vacations, to say nothing| cause he lived in a logging country of his evenings, were spent clerk-| where every man, almost, was a ing {n the Donworth Variety Store. When trade was dull, there was) firewood to cut HEY, DON'T DRINK IT! 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Early real estate investments turned out fortunately tion, apending half of {t abroad 1908 he was board President Taft appointed him United States district Judge in 1909 and he resigned in 1812 and took up the general practice of law “O': Judge Donworth, has helped me so much as those few lines of O'Reilly's, whict as a boy, awkward and shy, I had |to recite in school, I have don nothing wonderful, nothing spec tacular “If I have succeeded at all, {t has been because I have worked and because I have given the Immediate task my Immediate concern The young man who will devote himself to ‘the inch before the sat" heed not worry about the cords of| wood yet unsawn “If he do well the work of today, jhe may be sure that there will be lens and better work for him to do In a member of the schoc ALI my reading,” says tomorrow.” and indifferent world says the judge, | He came with} He took a year’s vaca-| “nothing| > WITH THOSE OF OTHER DEPLETED At ‘ointed Sho’ $1.00 B Square 50c Leather Dog Muzzles . pound . i to keep your valves tight THESE AND HUNDREDS OF | SPINNING’S CLOSE-OUT PRICES ARE THE BIGGEST FACTORS FOR ECONOMY IN SEATTLE. 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