The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 18, 1915, Page 4

"NO MORE SCENES WITH CHOLLIE JOPLIN FoR "OM WELL, fa PAPA, TODAY, You Have A COMEDY SCENE ME. DIANA. HE'S Too ROuGH! * Sie nc—— The S Enter Be an American! Half the world is busy fighting. the other half. Hatred and malice to- ward one another is spread- ing through Europe as poi- $on spreads through the hu- man system. Blasting, withering, destroying. The United States has “kept out of the trouble so far. But millions of this country’s inhabitants have across the sea. mothers, _ sisters, brothers or more distant Telatives. And when one has kins- men, even distant kinsmen, “killing or being killed in the trenches, it is hard to control the feelings, to be | neutral—to refrain from Singing the hymn of hate—) a a ‘to refrain from feeling bity| United States. We de ter towards your neighbor} want to meddle in this af- | here, whose kinsmen, per-jfair in Europe—except to Maps, are part of the foes|bring about your kinsmen are fighting.|sible! This is the time then to! F BE AN AMERICAN FIRST. |the _ petty Nail old glory to the mast | crowned _A Great Opportunity SNLEAR across the continent, the board of regents carried their search for a fit- j ting head for the University of Washington Today it is announced that the man for the place is Dr. Henry Suzallo, professor of phil- m) bia iversity. Be bccn over a oner Sirice the search Several noted educators turned down the offer of the regents, for one reason or another. | In at least one case, the reason was other i, pecuniary. impression has got around that the ‘presidency of the University of Washington "Was encumbered by strings too numerous to attract big and independent men. Let us hope this impression is wrong. In the selection of Dr. Suzallo, may we ex a big, broad-minded man, alive to the gressive, enterprising, forward march of state in thought, industry and the better- of humanity The University of Washington has grown Wonderfully, in spite of a woeful lack of real rship, and by a wholly too subservient Subordination to the petty politicians in state "legislatures. If Dr. Suzallo is the big man we hope he © is, he will be big enough to break the shackles | and fetters which bind this great institution to narrow-minded and partisan politics and | marrow its sphere of real accomplishments | The university should be made wholly inde- | Pendent of politics, and to Dr. Suzallo we extend the heartiest welcome, and, open- minded, we wish him that success which will make the University of Washington the grea Time to Take Care Poisons are created all the time;bled by my fm a healthy body; faster, of|ached and the course, in sickness, germ disease. The kidneys strug-| Kidney blood. |eine since.” Many a bad case of kidney trou-| ‘ble begins after recovery from } some infectious disease, and even| @ cold often has the same bad re- sult. Common signs of kidney weak- |’, Ness are headaches, backache, rheu Matic pains, nervonsness, loss of Weight and urinary troubles. | During convalescence, in fact, whenever there are signs of kidney trouble, use Doan'’s Kidney Pills, and help the medicine by avoiding meat eating, over-exertion of any kind and the use of liquor. Drink milk or water. Doan's Kidney Pills are certainly reliable for sick kidneys. They have been used for years all over the civilized world, are uniformly | . successful and are recommended | by thousands. | SEATTLE PROOF: || R. E. Dalrymple, bookkeeper, 925 , Beattie, says: “I was trou-! “i'd be all right eattle Star 1 sorrow and pain that ill puppets "and then stand by the flag.|cause the slaughter of mil- YOU are a citizen of the|lions of men—some, per-|ALL THE TIME, kidneys. specially any | contained sediment Pills and was relieved a gle to filter such poisons from the| have had no need of a kidney medi-| would kill a thousand men in “Now BE READY. J TO FRIGHTEN YOu OFF WITH THES Bees!" Published Daily By The Star Pubitehing Oo, Phone Main saeo $1.90; S80 per month up to | ) wonderfully We do not{haps, kinsmen of yours— but when hatred begins to steal into your heart and the ‘blood red haze of the| battlefield rises before your eyes— i Stop and remember that: YOU ARE AN AMERI- CAN—FIRST, LAST AND) peace if pos- feeling of should independent be progressive institution it should] From the Inside ACK. EAST, sharps fi the out journalistic political rure that Sen. Poindexter returned to the republican party, with some] pleasant little formality, upon the advice of| Mr. Roosevelt that Mr. self is ready to make peace with his old po- and Roosevelt him litical associates, if the latter will conform to some of his views concerning party re forms It would startle nobody to see Mr. Roose- velt again, of, and for republican party, even as a candidate for the presidential nomination of the republican party. If the party can’t be purified from without, why shouldn't it be purified from within? Less than three years ago, some four mil- lions of republicans indicated that the re publican party should be purified The election of Wilson and the come-back of men like Penrose and Cannon not being indicative of purification of the republican party, the natural, proper and logical thing seems to be to get right in and clean up from the inside by the | THEY GAVE a dinner for Irv Cobb in New York. The first two years he was there | he had a hard time making them let him eat.| | THE NEW park rule: | Shorter kisses and “shoulder hugs” only permitted! Tough on the spooners of Lovers’ lane, isn’t it? THAT FELLOW who has jinvented a way of bringing leither sunshine or rain a My back/back number in this 20th cen- kidney secretions |tury civilization He should I used Doan's / y,have invented something that “Every Pretuce. Tells a Story” A BOSTON minister de- clares there are more women jthan men in héaven, He prob- ably is merely trying to please Bostonians who think heaven | mere conjecture Ais pretty nearly the same as| 7 New England | | has! makes UPTON SINCLAIR written a pe He with “view,” proving that he is a corking in ator of the Chicago stock| em Lusitania rhyme ind with 4 a poet estig yards EX-PRES. ” bought HUERTA a home in New Now, if he only can get in| }with the right gang, they'll only for my back"|make him think he was a tee jtotaler in Mexico. has} York. | EVANSTON, ILL, cop |have made a rule that 3 kisses per block is the limit jfor couples riding autos IShorten the blocks. speed in STAR—TUESDAY, MAY 18, 1915. PA’LL NEVER OUTSHINE KERRIGAN; OLD EVERETT’S ON PAGE 4, “QuiT (T! THROW ANOTHER fae AND BIG A® YOU ARE $ TLL SPANK ou!” About Count Italy, geographicaljy “the boot edminister a sev swat to Austria, and. as is customary 1- when the pedal extremity fs used | for the purpose of chastisement, the kick will be delivered from a position where it will do th moat good © words, Italy will come the rear, and pngth of a highly y equipped, and efficient army of perhaps two million men, attempt to ft » the chain of fortresses guarding the Austrian along the Tyrolean Alps. If suce invade the the final objective being Vienna, the national capital First, however, Italy will strike at Triente, which ts “even now aid to be In a virtual state of siege. Italy has mobi trained, thor and a scant line from fortified At the same time able that Italy will attempt to take Trieste, the New York of Austria-Hungary, and the Mecca of Italy's ‘political desires tacking !t from sea and from land The concentration erona end Padua and of her battle fleet at Venice, would seem to clearly indicate such tention All of ft is prot of troops at which course, but founded henis a working bypot eee This movement would give Austria plenty to do in the South and necessarily weaken her de fense fn the Carpathians, leaving the burden of repelling the Rus sian invaders at that point to the Germans The fall of Trieste would be a vital blow to Germany and Aus tria, for it would take from them the only Adriatic seaport of {m- portance, and the back door to importations of food and munitions of war The loss of Triente would be almost as serious, for that would open the road to Vienna clone Austria has a trouble all her own tn the Tyrolean country and that is the disinclination of the mountain people to fight against Italy These people, while loyal to Austria, are more Italien than Austrian, and would be loath to bear arms against their kin. For that reason, it Is reported, the Kaliserjager, or Austrian mountain troops, are being sent to the Austro-Russian frontier, thus leaving the defense of the Italian berder to the war-worn forces drawn from other points. It 1s doubtful if these latter forces could prevall against the ardor of the Italian offensive tn the first flush of battle. But this remains t With the eyes of the world on Italy, it is well to know just a few things about her The difference in time be- tween Rome and New York Is If you have been a reader of The Star for any length of time you must have noticed Dr. Lathrop's ad vertisements. It was at the re quest of friends and patients that Dr. Lathrop started to advertise; they thought the people should know of his remarkable achieve ments, Dr, Lathrop is licensed by the State Board of Medical Ex aminers to practice in the state of Washingto and he has been icing in Seattle for several The doctor does not clalm that his treatment is a eure-all, and he will not take your case if he thinks he cannot benefit you, If medical or surgical treatment is | what Is needed in your case, he will tell you so, and advise you to go to your physician and surgeon for treatment. Dr, Lathrop does not charge for consultation and you afte welcome to visit his office at 214-15 Peoples Bank Bldg., any day except ween § a. m. and 5 Some of the diseages that Lathrop # sfully treats Asthma, H Trouble, Dys pepaia, La Grippe, Female Trouble, Constipation, Lumb: Neuralgia Liver Trouble, Rheumatism, Appen dicitis, Headaches, Paralysis, In. somnia, Kidney Trouble and Stom. ach Trouble, fronver | sful in this, she will | Hapsburg domatns, | | trian borde: | two countrie will occur, Italians. broken line Trient and Trieste at midday in the al it ie a quarter in New York, on the water the Adriatic, and lonian; on and by mountain ranges— the Alpe and Appenines. It has a population of approx. imately 40,000,000 or about 2-5 that of the United States. 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