The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 17, 1915, Page 4

“pa YOURE iN ANOTHER SCENE WITH CHOLLIE JOPUN “WELL, HE'D BETTER NoT PECK ME WITH “THAT MALLET AGAIN," "Now NICK HIM! * Member of the Th © A St. Louis judge just ® handed down a decision which Will go a long way toward patting him on the political Pp pile when the women ot Miscouri get the vote. He said that a man has the t (legal) to find fault with wife’s clothes, if her clothes don’t meet with his idea of What she should wear. Possibly he has, we e that point. It is law m in St. Louis now, and a few misgutded married are throwing up their emats and yelling “Hurrah” “every time they think about it Yes, it may be a part of a ried man’s rights, but we'd ise those St. Louis men to op and pause some consid- ible while before they start ising this particular right We well know what would ppen to us if we told our er half what we thought of e latest styles 1n hats, boots d dresses she is laying in for the late spring and mer season. Oh, yes, we've n them all, and heard sev- yolumes about their very won't > and sink it in uy to-dateness—but we are aj ness. ‘ you're wrong, and you'll find] fise husband; we take our| Then we'd goon reading our|it out after you've trotted 4 its” carefully by the neckl evening newspaper. iwhile in double harness, Your Last Chance! ET BUSY! There are only a comparatively few | left in which to sign the referendum | titions. By June 1, the petitions must be the hands of the Referendum league. They | be signed up and certified by the local | istration officer and in the hands of the | tary of state at Olympia by June 10. | ‘This means you cannot afford to delay any | onger. | lsewhere is printed a list of places where | may sign the petitions. ‘ ember this—unless the referendum pe Hons are successful, the power of the people fo initiate their own laws or to pass, by a feferendum vote, on laws framed in the legis- . will be gone. The last legislature ied to kill off any voice of the people in making of laws, but you still have a ¢ to use the referendum. It’s your last to save the principles of direct legis- Ly S NS) the Right We Don’t Use well, seeing that the stone attached | y« is of good and sufficient hefti-| tz Pupitehed ‘Scripps By The | angered Publtehing Co, Eeames of By mail, ovt of city, one year, $2.50; # mo 240 per month up to ¢ mos Phone Mata Newepapers Entered at Seattle, Wash. P nd clase matter By carrier, city besoension The Big Problem 66 WAS hungry—and became the brute of many thousand y saith Thus student, a young man who clubbed a well to-do San F ars ago.” Newman, Homer anciscan, took his money, bought food and landed in jail, after a long, fruitless effort to find honest employment It was prehistoric man and society face} to face. The only difference the thousands of years had made was that the man and| the society had on more clothes. The mar was starving and society had dented portunity Modern does owe every man an opportunity to mak a living. turn to the society owes) no man a living Denial of opportunity means re Srute Control this matter wisely and most of our other problems are easy. OUR SPECIALTY HAS BEEN BUILDING LOANS : UniqueFeature '" addition to the Required pay and if such of that month. Prompt Service titution in Washington.” 810 Second Avenue $4,600,000, We confidently believe there is no other financial institution in the West offer- ing such liberal repayment privileges. No Renewal Charges st and Largest Strictly Savings gton Savings Loan Association Monthly Payment, you can back any amount at any time (in multiples of $5), additional amounts are paid by the 5th ‘the month, credit is given as of the 1st Assets (May, 1915) who hope that if the Germans jdo bombard London, they will jdirect their attention to the house of lords. | ON THE other hand, the declaration of 22 per cent of |Princeton university seniors that they never have kissed a |girl, might be construed into janother proof of the good sense of women. | THE SUPREME COURT decided it had no right to butt into the Frank case, but there are 30 or 40 millions of Ameri- ans who are not on the court bench who su preme butt in A CHICAGO man has been jinsists upon attending |dings every day. That fellow jmust love to see others suffer. | chief of police has decided that policeme may wear wrist watches, we suggest that they wear sunbonnets instad of helmets THESE TAIL-END «club jcertainly are stirring things up |this spring; there go the Turks lwinning from the allie [eben | WE REMEMBER that use f asphyxiating gases was pro hibited by The Hague conven |tion, but what was done about |poisoning wells? Or, doesn’t jit matter? sults, will] | JAMES D. HOGE, wed-| ex-college | | | | | | | NOW THAT Chicago's new| ft eet eta eae Use Star Wants Ads for Re) first} Ah, no, Mr. St. Louis judge don’t know what you are ing about You're right,| him op-| It} It is our duty to wage) unceasing warfare on restriction or monopoly | of opportunity. ARRAS HER EERO pSE Y Nerreenmprne STAR—MONDAY, MAY 17, 1915. PAGE 4. Wil, SHE'S ME OWN DAUGHTER, Too!” THIS MOVIE ACTING GETS PA’S GOAT! SAY, AIN’T I SN *AND a Nie — of the world 246. tonnage England ....5 ++ Germany . United States . France y é Austria-Hungary .... In regard to the nv England and Germany, and, as regards the heavier types of ships, is but little ahead of Japan, as the fol lowing figures show England .. Germany . BATTLE TORPEDO $UB DREADNAUGHTS, CRUISERS, CRUISERS, DESTROYERS, BOATS, MARINES. 16 1 17 21 0 22 7 4 5 24 ° 18 4 ° ° "1 0 19 | 8 0 0 3 ° 22 | 4 2 ° 2 C) 2 il 7 4 8 44 0 19 ? ° 2 15 2 8 4 ° 5 1 24 6 Austria-Hungary Unrealities Why fa It that @ banker on the muttonchop stage always has whiskers? Why does the stage ways carry his papers A rea Why waye distinguish book? A real re ries one.—Pittsburg Pi ee Fluent 4 by First Trooper manry (discussing a n Swears a bit, times? Second Trooper— plece, ‘o is; just open and lets it say wot Punch. . . Odd ngs Polly—What queer, « ed children! | Dolly—Yes, childish! Unfair Two experienced an, fishing one day. One on the pier, while the « Just before beginning they made a wager her as to who would | bigger catch of fish They had f about half an hour wi been standing, lost his bala off the pler. As he went headlong ‘UNION ‘SAVINGS & TRUST CO. | OF SEATTLE Capital and Surplus $811,000 HOGE BUILDING In the Heart of the District. jarrested and fined because he! N. B, SOLNER, Vico President and Trust Office lawyer never does that is the stage reporter al orter never car- | Imperial don't they are positively no success, when John the latter gave a yell and sald Hi, John, if you are goin’ to dive for ‘em the bet's off!" ARMORED TOR 8UB. DREAD. BATTLE. BATTLE CRUIS. CRUIB- DE PEDO MA. NAUGHTS, SHIPS. CRUISERS, ERS. ERS. STROYERS. BOATS. BOATS - 2 40 “ 34 74 167 49 75 | . 18 20 4 9 4 130 ° a7 fl . 8 22 9 "1 4 61 13 30 | ~ 4 18 ° 20 9 84 135 64 13 2 13 13 60 27 13 |) . ° 7, o 6 J 91 14 30 + 8 8 ° 9 6 32 68 19 | ee 6 0) 2 5 18 39 6 |) amber of warships now building or authorized to be built the built falls far behind |} lawyer al- in his hat? a big note ‘ont, Yeo- ew officer) 'e, some- master 8 mouth ikes.— “id-fashion bargain like th glors went sat down other stood operations with each | make the | As he said, | ishing for } ment th little or who was | bent and fell Whilst past Dick, Dr his 1 tonte atty by writing to I 462 Washingto: Ills. and 4 APINID'S attle craft, and G WHERE OUR NAVY STANDS Tho United States has a total of 155 fighting ships and ranks third England, leading, has a total of 468 The following table shows the relative sea strength of the fleets of the world, as expressed in “What do you think, Miss Chen- file, a friend of mine, got a three- karat diamond ring for on! “Why don't you look out for a , Mr. Slowguy?” And presently {t dawned upon him that the remark was going to cost him money $80." A Pinebox Philosopher He looked so fine and full-content As I was sayin’, eam w at., drug stores und Caldwell i I am checker playin’ itely free from opiates or nar- cotio drugs, and has been the standard household remedy in countless homes for many yeara A free trial bottle can be obtained B. Caldwell, Monticello, Can't help ‘em to ran the govern An’ that's why I reckon it goes— |) Standard Remedy For Many Homes WHAT'S THAT about good coming from| THAT LIL’ ol’ star spangled banner does| Th W i h M | : ? One hundred Chicago saloons are| mean something, doesn’t it? There are now! e ea t ly an ee calsitona dele te, d and one reason was the high cost of | 142 foreign built ships flying the U. S. A.| . i |{ lated, and the cause of much flag. | Was made 80 by his savings|{ piysicat surtering —y | * | The tendency to Indulge one’ ———— Rye Oa bw OF any | abit. He could not make | appetite ts general, 40 that most jEnglishman who wants the/®® investment, otherwise. | another from rebellion of the ‘ jGermans to bombard London,|Let us pay you 4 per cent!} °vo"tsx"4 oreans sisi pleas: jbut we know quite a number on your savings. |§ antly effective remedy that wilt quickly relieve the congention of sum waste and restor the co took Financial | th Ave., Seattle TO COUNTRY PRINTERS | Write for price Hat and samples on We are welling fr rcent lens than regula Seattle print President. DON’T WASH YOUR HAIR WITH SOAP When you wash yo don't use soap, Most prepared shamr co m nikal, which Js jurtous, as ft dries the hair brittle to w kes th nything el n get th 1 tomo whole family fe moisten th and rub tt in, at is all that ts an al lookin fy, wavy and easy ides, it loosens ry particle of du dandruff. 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Ave. 705 Wiest Ave, ington Block, ie to 705 and Tis Wr Open evenings until § and Sundays until 4 for people who work, for} 1avies a total in gross tonnage among the many, in second p! ha n. y., fridy—a irish feller nam- | ed Patrick mulligan who works over in hobucken got verry badly bunged up becaus a street car | runned over him neerly and | when they got him to the hospital | the dockters begun putting edges on there saws and nifes for they | spotted a grand chanct to get | sum practice siiceing peaces out | of Patrick | the nurses were hustling round | telling about how many ginks | had already kicked the bucket that day and making {t as gloomy as they cood for the trish feller | who wasent verry far from the } stepping off place hisself anny- | how well just when they had the pore feller neerly scared stiff one of the deckters bobs in with a | armfull of saws and nifes and things & one of the nurses holiers at him © dockter Kilpatrick you oughter seen that guy what was stretched out on the table, for he gave one holler and | started to beat {t for the winder | which was 6 storyes high from the street here you come back here, the nurses sald, as they grabbed him, whats the matter with you anny- | how what did you say to that dock- ter, he inkwires of the nurse { dident say anything+ but his name, she replys yes you did, you sald for him to Kl patrick Johny | STUNG ONCE Away With > a {ther noo, Donald; we hear o' sae many sudden deaths nooadays.” | WILL BOOST RATES the announcement |rates on four of Seattle's privately owned piers will be doubled within $10,000,000 \A Year thorough test ly by seem all right at KARLSRUHE COMING? TAKE SUNDAY HIKE Seattle and Tacoma Mountain- eers, 136 in number, hiked thru the woods from Redondo to Dash Point Several other harder trips are planned for the summer. WASHINGTON, May 17.— Reports that the German cruls- er Karlsruhe had appeared off Norfolk and wae headed into port were definitely denied ina telegram received from Norfolk at 11:38 No deta the reports are have been due to identity of the vessel sighted. Jeweler and Silversmith Is Now Located at His New Store [1010 Second Ave, Near Mad! directly responsible for! that wharfage| ~ War is KODAK FINISHING Let me do your work “Quick service—good results.” two weeks. The plers affected are plers 14, 5 and 6, and the Great Northern dock. ' Spinning’s Sturdy Savings ARE MADE TO MAKE IT PROFITABLE FOR YOU TO HELP CLOSE THIS STOCK OUT QUICKLY 75c Genuine, Three-Line Swaty Razor Hone . 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