The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 15, 1915, Page 4

“AS A COMEDIAN, PA, YOU GET TO PLAY OPPOSITE CHOLLIE JOPUIN!* “STAND SO, MR. DILLPICKLES. NOW IN COMES CHOLLIE ® STAR—SATURDAY, MAY 15, 1915. PAGE 4 FINE!! DO IT AGAIN!’ Member of the | Serippe- McRae League of The Seattle Star By mati, out of ctty, one year, $4.50; @ months § Entered at Seattle, Wash. Poatoftice By carrier, city, 250 @ meath Published Datty By The Stal Publishin Phone Mata rer} 280 per month up to @ mea scond-class matter TI share with all my fellow citizens of the ‘i . ff horror at the| burg dynasty, the deadliest foe to freedom|do some “1 wonder how Columbus got ited States a deep sense ¢ < a and progress in all the world jas well the idea that the world was ible Lusitania catastrophe. We should | EUGENE V. DEBS mering to make round?” *in the present crisis remain calm and | What Should America Do About It? TO OUR READERS: Today we turn over the rest of our editorial col- | umn to a number of noted Americans. request, THEIR OPINION on the Lusitania horror. \| These Americans wired us, at our Terre Haute, Ind BUILD BUNGALOWS FOR THE BIRDS; THEY’LL CERTAINLY PAY THE RENT Here's a cozy little bungalow this house, as It's that any family of wrens or blue birds would be had more money than brains! EDITOR THE STAR. glad to rent for Quite ridiculous! ‘\the season—and Jack That so? pay for in music } » cro i gptes way, 1 . T i ck sitania haven't got a penny EDITOR THE STAR: hed thea tess iL , ths Hokanasl in | garden oe | sounded the knell of the Hohenzollern-Haps-1 yo: Dawns on Him What's Wrong? Gue—The idea of his saying 1 “I don't know that there fs any a nnn raliatiel al "MMMM re fe f D | ¢ ser IME CMOU TING MRA @ mm M3 No pyr Mm MINED Hl @ °C m an Mecemmn is ; ] " MN ff $1 le UU ud TING 6 AT BS > UN i ARs ule, y TI O00 BU! V {0} RK \ ti Na W IT I i nic oA AM (ei HOU IOW yi 3) T \ HE A ) ) y . Ming pictures, with the intervals Wm. P! p Sims |charging down the alf lanes against; Map making le perhape hie most | Other lines are eig-zag. | the aviation corps assigns a man) knowing “what to etpect. they engage tn we ‘ Be, instead of seconds, and by wi THE FRENCH ARMY,| ‘thousands of hostile machines, Important function. | Some start nowhere, while some | to investigate. Ho goes out, makos clouds, but it 4d the ons ts it is discovered April 14.—(By mail to New York )| You probably pictured titanic bat owe ko squirming completely across the|®n observation, and another pie Aldea by the p hotogrstisa a cory aj mit byt Ma he utes © that troops are arriving or depart =The French flying corps le, more tles In the air between Zeppelins| Just step inside the general's of-| PAPE. Nascrees eee [feline tore ka cea ne Ses taking and m ap making work really |ing; that many convoys are sta “ syand Clement Bayards, between) roe—thie w ‘ 4 Wier i . arlous corp’ nendquar-|taking and m J tloned there than anything else, the “eyes of |i antl floe—this war, you know, ts being) Now look on the wall. There; 44+ aay and then at reguinr in-|teras making ground plans showing |is toned ther Gittins a the army.” «With the enormous Parsevals and Bleriots. run from offices Just as a factory, You seo the samo map on @ larger!) a. Chor pictures are madelevery trench built or under con-| The pictures, many times, give In It is learned that the village has front which the French have taken| You expected to be thrilled dally te—and you will see in A minute scale, 3 very ge highway, river | They are enlarged and compared, | struction by the enemy, as well as|formation which the enemy In doing |become a troop conies 584 unto themselv: to guard, their|by halrraising stories of the ex- how it all is done. rook, hill, wood, bridge or raflway | thelr own his best to keep secret. tur had to be made, beca a task would be almost impossible plolts of the aviators. On’ the general's dosk—a roguiar|!* Clearly shown there, |_ ‘The Iittle tine that started ap-| ‘Ni Ove are drawn to exact . < ¢ aeroplane must fly some 7,500 yards Were it not fer the aeroplanes, The trouble with that all Is that dosk like a broker usoa—you see a| But the aigzaggy Ines are not.| parently nowhere has grown in). oj Be Wi UN > OOM! ong photographs of a number of /in the wir to be comparat “mate, dust as In everything else in thie the aviators are working away In pile of photographs They have been made since the big| length. It hae turned tn the direc) aii '.y the hard working, plodding | Villages are made, for instance, and|and at that height the eye canno war, the aeroplanes are eomething the alr just like you work In your These were made by aviatora’ map Was prepared a year ago tion of other lines which on oftt-| aviators one of them in particular shows |take in th boghae pe EP + sual of a surprise. office, your store, or on the farm. with apectal canicras and are en-| They are hostile trenches or Ger-| C8" know are French trenches, Of course, the aviators do other |rigns of considerably more activity) A eee e nian theo! When war was declared you) The aviator has many duties to larged man works of some sort Tho general makes his plana ac- thingy, Ik opping bombs on am-|than usual. . over a village oo rb : . th Meubtiess pictured In your mind a perform. The least important of You sea white lines running! If the exact nature of the works cordingly, Ho has exact informa-| munition depots, or convoys, or| Other photographs of the same crete the camera dvulp ah B fleet of a thousand aeroplanes them is to attack the enemy hither and yon on the pleture. cannot be made out the chief of! tion now and can order an attack,/army headquarters, and occasionally lvillage are made, really almost mov: | microscopic, re in PA GETS WALLOPED ON THE CONK! HERE COMES OLD EVERETT! HONK! HONK! AHA, EVGRETT, A i LONG TDUONDE H4IR ON Your SHOULDER ! CODsER! You SLY OLD Got To KeeP AN €Y& ON FELLOWS LIKE You! HAS Haw! Hawt Ha How CAN You THI HA! Hat w! THAT'S A GOOD ons! INK UP SUCH ORIGINAL ; bullt of wood cut thing remarkable about his de- | lace full confidence and trust in the go od | Se Se ae tr Pedy one eer ane | and judgment of the president and his | By the Rev. W. A. Sunday | been ‘sina nag —— aegis ps | jal advisers, which will be olen i America’s Leading Evangel bark—the chunks that the world {s not exactly i: é an) ne cakes iiion 4 for kindling ‘ Eervessionate judgment of the American) Poitor THE STAR: ara dusk What poe “ieee ae | om “ 7 AMES GIBBONS. I regard the torpedoing of the Lusitania] want to make Supercilious | “Wh Y W K W I] ti Soe ime JAMES GIB as one of the most damnable, tmexcusable,| this rustic bird | _ “My wife's dog has @ habit of | en ou re e ee e Beeimore, Md. piratical, inhuman, brutal and uncivilized acts| Ts? barking at me every time I come | that any nation has ever stooped to. What-| o¢ wood one “You' ” H ) f woo inch You're lucky,” replied the oth Association By 4d Stud mea ona 3 y the American people may have| thick, 12 Inches or. “Mine dosent notice me that. | Uc: ___ with co-operation of ol American Medical Banker an tudent of International) had for Germany vanished when the t rpedo| long and six much.” » anche ae | anys Peo ae fe | make the sloping j ay | EDITOR THE STAR: _ «7, | Maine has so aroused the anger and indigna-| ive then nee | | “John.” deman Pare i ©) The drasti¢ action of torpedoing the Eng-} tion of the people of this country. If Ger-|aquare her intoxicated spouse, “how did “One man’s meat is another, officer of Portsmouth, Eng. ' h steamship Lusitania, although a desper-| many supposed that the Lusitania carried] eight by you get that gash on your fore- feeds poison,” and this applies to BM gbed were said to have a : * D0 | cor and of w she should hav hed| inches to make | head meat eating in “bad co! fore the children i thing to have done, considering the 2,000) contraban f war she should have searched |! : G oy “s hoon a ack and front | yess T must ‘a’ bit myself,” warm weather. were taken Ill with diphtheria. i a-combatants on board and the endanger-| the ship and given the passengers a chance] Wii, “ily “twa | it yourself!” — scornfully, | But as a general —American Medical Associa. of their lives, is not legally an act that} for their lives. It was brutal, cold-blooded | pieces six Inches “How could you bite yourself |thing it is better tion Journal. ill bring this nation into ‘the war, because} murder. W. A. SUNDAY. }long and four ‘way up there? i jfor a people's vessel jab under the " cay sh da and Paterson, N. J | wise for, the mide The Bungalow Bird Mouse. nee I must ‘a’ stood on a laowe if they ey SPRINGDALE, Ark, May 1—= ership, and was torpedoed in the war} 8 meg & eh “6 PES | i e jamount of meat Finding fault with his method of President Wilson has requested the By Walter Lippmann Eide st Aplecsy Fg or an toch and @ half wide in the front wall, with tte Liahatias [they eat in the | trying police court cases, all mem- ican people to remain neutral in regard Editor of “The New Republic.” Now your house {s finished. Mount {t on a piece of plank, nailing] “How can you expect that |*¥mmertime ene freee | ee oe i re Snnunee ae the foreign war and to refrain as any} EDITOR THE STAR: it on firmly, and nail the plank to the tree with spike nails, man to take an abstract view of | ‘°® ahr saa ri | signed, they would do ‘so, “Maver i > -e * ni ent? ' ice men—men who, as @ ssion of feeling in public places. As the | Thi ey . munteipal government | d | Lane declared he would not resi 2 “se : nae ; is is not a crisis between the United} “Why not?” | fule, do not get enough out 4 ‘administration at W ashington ds Nad opie . States and Germany. It is a crisis pete’ HEY, KIDDIES! WRITE HONOR MENTION “He can't take an abstract view door exercise—invariably eat | unless impeached and thrown out q ion, it the duty o ps ° | ‘ (oo much meat and the super. 2 ing with the situation, i y Germany and the whole neutral world. Hol-| ct aaything. He's ® concrete con: | stundance of nourishes 7 ood citizens to stand by our president “4 a tractor. ourishment gi her “la -giteic land, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Switzer. eee throws a strain on the organs. = and be governed by his advice re land have all suffered, too. Germany has| bare a pec Barf ey ogame Rather Dull Seats With aes Derek soars Time toTun ! _ New York City. HENRY CLEWS. ; y ae y As the years hare come and gone prevents Uncle Jack from printing} bs eat deal of purin and people wh s , | struck against the peaceful nations and they! more 20 more interest haa beon the names of those whose answers | Business is pretty slow here je subject to gout would Yo well By Dr. Anna H. Shaw j together must answer her. The president/taken in etrds Clo pare ear to this week's puzzle were correct.| chaste the Squam 115° avoid purin, Extremely juicy | might well summon the neutrals to a council] formed for thelr preservation and) However, so aa not to disappoint 1 fudeed: 00,” steaks, chops, roasts back- President National American Woman's Suf- in order to consider what humanity shall d Saw two pleces most school children, helped by the teachers, have built houses and fed all the Circleites, the names of the! first home,” said one husband. replied the bak- ing powder drummer, | “when I ob- Another article in The Star’s health campaign being conducted bone and rich soup: : frage a about that menace which has arisen in the| them are printed: nt im thelr answers! served they had laid off one of rhe ag tga an Gonael EDITOR THE STAR: a | heart of Europe. Spring te now here and the little Here they are: the hands of the town clock.’ |is espectally bad for these people It is the duty of Americans to refrain from WALTER LIPPMANN. birds are being hatched. What re) ciare Barstow, 1824 20th ave: Lalla “ he : > lin the hot weather. ‘criticism of our government until it has time New York City. |they good for? What do Bri Oe Erickson, 1646 18th ave, N. W.; Robert] “Aro ae pi Beeld sel wite's | Meat is bad for people suffering Fto secure all necessary facts. If these prove | domserthemes mad a of the earth? Doi stacker, 1107 29th ava; Valbore Strand party?” asked the old friend fees p Pip eels uct on ac ie ? : ws | yo! Mvereit;. dais v ‘f yt, eek J : count of digestion, but because meat the complicity of the German government By David Starr Josten it You have sosun ion write jt) act! Mewes, Faerms i098 vent »," replied Cumrox. “The Inas a tendency to increase the Iwith the barbaric outrage of murdering non-} President Leland Stanford University. down and send it in to Uncle Jack.|riet eison, 9108 Ww. e7th at; Leona] Lingerie re nad a party T attend- fever ombatants and women and children with-| , DITOR THI TAR a Write at the top of the paper, “Why | arte Chase, tree ante . ee bat as couldn't find anybody to Meat is also bad in {ts effect on . a a) H le Should > erve ¢ * " ome) talk to > gen 2 . ‘ r 1" zc o me the destruction of th site s| Give yo Midvale ave.; Vera Curbew, Mt raat r s 8 e meat is a ght, but the danger | leave the ship, then, WITHOUT DECLARA- Ap fo ee oy ve “ee mat whol For the best essay of 200 Words! Gerry suckye ress Mt. Vernon clety ? jlies in making it the principal part "TION OF WAR, our ports should be closed | 4% @bominable act of piracy, but one wholly) .. inaer Uncle Jack will give a dol wt, bene 45k os oo Alles No. The most I can do ts to jof one's diet | 40 Germany and all communications and | im keeping with the Prussian claim that war|{rr "Write your essays {5 ink and] coccn, ssse Wrancy ore) } stay in hiding and not injure the | Pains are felt in certain nerve} friendly intercourse with that nation absolute- | iS an act of violence that in its ap plication|on one side of the paper. Sign Keb. Mitt ave Reveal Rosa t Prospects of mother and the |areas in many cases of chronic con y severed. A life for a life is revenge, but | knows no bounds, and that war justifies|your name at the end Mall or|Paimer; Lilian Bush, 6140 ath acoog | Sil é jstipation, which indicates that the wnat ig ANNA H. SH AW. | attack on all interests of opposing nations, as| Ting in your stories #0 as to rench| Tr ne ‘heel co = He Agree pesag ppp tonind pinay rege Ree! coe not remedial. ANN? oa ie 2 ¥ * 45/tmncle Jack before 8 p. m. Friday, | ine” Becond ave Kra| ree son is generated in the lar ‘ Washington, D. C | well as on any non-combatants who may bel the ¢ iene ie 16 ? y iL aoth ava 8 W's Bra waria| “How do you like my new hat, |tine, And the dinturbanoe dleaupiers > diepslldaelaneesanarinem in its way. | . a-| Joh very quickly when the abnormal in-| pp, 5 one El 3 By Eugene V. Debs As for America, it is for us to keep cur MANY KIDS COMPETE 44 (How mmnch 414 it cost? |testinal decompositions, often | of our oe a ee on ee . toes | heads and consider all | 1 J “ " é jeaused by an excess of meat, are Prices re: ——' \- The Noted American Socialist. | should make soliaite Sicae Gok ancoaa | lav h petits becoming hat you ever | stopped. teed. Co ee — 4 | 1 ak d 8 a s had on. | According to an old Mosate law, EDITOR THE STAR: but not in terms of war. War is the insane} - IN CIRCLE CONTEST Brians rp nit ties | —_-eooo- |the eating of milk and meat was “Whom the gods would destroy they first | denial of all law. Let us keep the peace, for) «, ave. W 5 Uneighe sates | AERO MEET TODAY | prohibited, and in this day that is a make mad.” The criminal destruction of the! our influence as a law-abiding nation is im-|,,Q’nenever Uncle Jack runs a puz-| Mildred’ Witllama | |pretty Rood rule to fallow for peo- Ren . 4 : by , wie contes he is swamped w urcham, Cle-Klum; June Mer 6 Q z , Pimsitania and the frenzied celebration of the | peratively demanded in the final settlement.|/answers. And this week was no |; 148 ant dina Ninth ae The second annual te eens eae : ns 01 On eattios al me eat event in Berlin prove conclusively that DAVID STARR ye )RDAN exception to the rule. The answers Seerth tte Ft Bale | Pacific Northwest Model ageepista} Many cases of diphtheria Third russian militarism has gone stark mad. Such Leland Stanford University, California. jeame pouring in unt! he thought 1418 Pitth ave. W.i Harry Bernha club was scheduled for 2 bleak ware have been traced to cats, ac- Drtvecsity is the genius of Prussian militarism and such they would never end and that he|\V, {hss Tower Thomas, 19 urday afternoon on Harbor Island,| _°°°d!ng to Dr. Fraser, health if the “Kultur” the kaiser and his barbaric horde | By Jolin T. Condon Bago ey ae ee ah « Rub murne at isey, Dew’ Moines, | Prizes will be offered for the best — hen the 6 came tn they] Pe have insanely determined to impose upon the whole civilized world. | EDITOR THE STAR: Quito © bunch, eh? Of courre 11/,te & Nast been nt the periieibted ii tine no aiat 4 Another fact clearly revealed in this appal- |was not possible ts print all the | sullivan, Beliey 3 in an exhibition flight, ling tragedy is that the kaiser and his military Dean of the U. of W. School of Law. The savagery of the attack upon the Lusi 346, were counted and totaled up to 8 names of those who handed In cor y Yackel, 2918 ©. Denn 6120 Sixth flights by the Bon Marche and B. ‘ , : tania is unprecedented in the war ong| rect snawers, so Uncle Jack chose GOOD- BYE ag aN migiuiag i 2 inte abaccaly ar among " , no: ISM, INSURES aristocracy hate oe nited ‘ t ates scarcely | civilized nations. The neutral powers should| the first 60 correct ones. ‘Thott ah ai S YOU THE MOST MDSE. FOR THE LEAST MON. less than they hate sreat Brita ber pay hg eer ap U ? names will be found elsewhere in| 5 Six-Cup Aluminum Percolator ............cceesees Triumphant Prussian militarism would ; ss pbb pre . A : ‘ ad of the United tates | the Circle | KIDNE Y S 50c Clark's Double-Acting, Self-Closing Gate Hinges .. mean absolute reversion to feudal barbarism. f idee x eae ‘, ess barbatic point of view| ‘Tne answer of Grace Chandler, re nis in EightLover or lndee Padlock . . . oO. e¢ co a nts 8, « 5 s aw A a y 2 eu : i y an’ acutidene 1e courage, integrity 1ox of correct answers ) y which follow | pressed passages, All these n world. e woulc y 4 , B grity sbi : Sap hese are na moder: we 1d And yet I would n ONGOING | 4 histeriattédieae ol our president, and She wins the doliar. Graoe, by the| may "be prevented by ordinary judg-| tures danger signals to warn you $1.50, Eight: Inch Tamping Bar ..... teste ee senses Te United States declare war on the kaiser and t ; way, can” very fear winning ment and care. Keep your stomach |of dis My re) his j ial M eae i believe it is the duty of all Americans , hyphe : a b inning last sd Waanepe ts ane Dy " 8 aera co diseased kidneys or bladder, me is handy around yard to smooth off humps. is imperial government. Moral self-restraint nated and.others, to abide b 4 ‘ 8 % 0 oarap h © ntest Sh hevermece te pe | sg Ab wi |; which may lead to fatal Bright's | 10¢ Nickel, Brass or Copper-Finish Coat and Hat Hook at this crucial hour requires greater courage e by an supp rt the| sent in some very fine pletures, a) A he alth, The kidneys’ | disease. (neat and strong) 5 Y ; 7 yresident’s decision. - work is to throw off the poisonous! Don't w: | _ : ooeee . + 5c and is more potent for righteousness and | ! JOHN T. CONDON. | |matters which enter the body. If| upon you ee hy annaaet ie io Pair Leather Goagies . + Be peace than a declaration of war. J i CONDON. |? 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