The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 14, 1915, Page 4

“PAPA. THEY NEED A COMEDIAN AT THE MME STUDIO." / - Member of the pa McRae The Seattle of city, one y “Entered at Besctie, Wash, By carrier. ¢ be one now! Awful Time at Hand | fants being better organized for fighting. partial preparation and in unfavorable eather, the holocaust of human lives has a horrible, but the world must prepare to s slaughter surpassing that of the last months, which itself was without prece- cause great-g ei er it. the origin of ¢! ‘In the past months the combatants have ned how to kill, and better weather means ter facility in movements of men, ma- and munitions for killing. best that people at peace can do is to that the death-grapple be mercifully | The history to pagan days, “wooed and w was stolen an chains. fg Solid Ivory Bar HOST of women in New York are try- ‘ A : love and emb ing to get the legislature to provide for thie chain tint oman judge in the children’s court of New | ‘fhe weddin city. They petitioned the legislature to | marriage cerer it effect and argued that a woman judge | the civil serv d do much more toward reforming youth- offenders and preventing criminal-making ishment than men judges have been doing their equals, r force and the proposed law is unconstitutional! the Rev. John “ah to graduate fi Because there was no woman judge prior April 19, 1775, therefore we can have no judge now!” Something to do with ancient common law or state constitu- hist because there wasn’t a woman judge | New York state 140 years ago, there can’t | to us go one MEANS MORE PROFIT AND LESS LO8S FOR YOU air 16x18 Heavy Sink or Shelf Brackets, ir. . 330 lair 16x18 Extra He my Sheit Brackets, 300 Doz. Hook Sash Lifts, doz. reese 90 Ibe, Doz. Nickel. Plated Shelf , doz. . . Se i Sure-Shot Hose Mender Be 5 32x3'/, Firestone Red Inner Tube .. « $1.99 No. 1 Tinner’s or Riveting Hammer .. 250 Weighs nine ounces, handled. 612-Foot Atkins Tyee Crosecut Saw ... ve Same teeth as Royal Chinook, which retails at $6.50. Two-Pronged Weeding Hoe Made by Hall. ¢ Corduroy Auto Gauntlet Gloves .. At 22c you can use for work around house, garage or ’ garden 1'4-Quart Lightning Sliding-Cover Sheet Steel Corn Popper ‘ No. 2 Galvanized W Bize about 23x20x11 oint Electric Irons owe $2.44 ESE ARE A FEW SAMPLES OF THE SAVINGS FOR ANY ONE WHO !8 NOT TOO BUSY TO SAVE MONEY NING’S CASH STORE 2425;2427 Fourth Av. $2.83 37¢ 22 8c 550 reat-granddad Nobody home! Wedding Rings and Chains EDITOR STAR—WII! you tell me something about Is the ring) As civilization advanced more enlightened, AFTER 278 years a descendant relative of DIANA’S PA'S A MOVIE HERO; “WELL, IF IT's EASY WORK, I MAY TAKE A TRY AT, IT." Some Poante Think This Will Mesiien PAGE 4. STAR—FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1915. *CERTAINGY, PA. ALL "DO YOU THINK = - YOU HAVE ‘To Do 16 po TLL GET AWAY TO ACT THE NINNY.” WITH IT, DIANA??? ~ * BUT DEAR ME, DON'T 'T NOW— SAVE SOME FOR THE STUDIO!” ie At Hie End tence, “but suppose you try lin Spreading the Alarm a _ The impatient man was expe tenting to it with your mouth During a nt burglar seare riencing @ great deal of difficulty shut an eccentric old n bought a do: in transmitting a message over - lg he that was warranted a good hour | ‘ the telephone 2 A Trailer guard ; ay Most Americans, since Finally he lost his temper and 1 follow the medical profes When he retired for the nigh : shouted Who {s the hopeless | sion,” remarked the newcomer | the dog was fastened in the | the opening of the war in} {ajot at the end of this line? proudly Kitchen as the most ikely place | 2 we » *} v «| 1 give it up, a sweet femt Surgeon,” we asked politely, © catch burglars x : | Europe, are willing to ad nine votco replied. “Who are | just to make conversation ‘ In the early morning « neigh. i ¥ ¢ for-| your" Undertaker,” he replied sen nor we awaken him, and mit you can’t trust the for eee tentiously, tho gravely, At that heard the old man say to his eign powers. Not Ambitious we considered his rejoinder a bit | Wife ? The teacher sent the son of a eryptic and shrouded in gloom ‘Get up, Bet and wake 4 And they will follow] potitical before the achoolmaste i dog there's burglars in the for a serious t ¢ pouse > 2 : gS i »| master, as he gazed severely at Nervous Guest (asked to sit An Elegy PREPAREDNES * the} the youth, “do you know that you next to his hostess and opposite Uncle Bilas (viewing some cen BEST PEACE INSUR-} are a candidate for a stvere whip- | the Koose)—Am I to sit so close | tral real estate)—Hm, so that fs : ping to the goose? (Suddenly feeling ground with all them big bulldin'’s | ANCE that Uncle Sam can} Yes, air." replied the boy, “and | feeling this may be misunder- | on tt used tor be w cow pasture? | T hope I'll be defeated. stood)--Er—I mean the roast Well, all I got to say tn It's n buy. ee 2 one plum ruined fer a pasture! BUT a lot of people be- that if we were men- iced at some time in the future things would turn mut as pictured above by the artist. They’ villing con- cede that there are BIG DOGS sniffing and growl- ing around our gate, but they console themselves by saying: “Oh, well, if they get too bold, little Fido will dash out and them 9 DO YOU THINK FIDO COULD DO IT? lieve to scare ; ; Hereafter we are not going to dodge any mis ‘te ey: the month wherein 1 rd auomobiles or street cars that our great Kitchener said the fighting would begin. | preat-great-grandfather didn’t dodge in 1775 probably based his prediction on the | We won't have any electric lights or tele her being more favorable and the com- | phones and we won't go to the movies be lidn't didn't Solid ivory! he wedding ring, and necessary In the wedding ceremony? MILDRED T. of the wedding ring goes back} when the “June bride” was not on,” but bought, and sometimes d carried away by force and in and men became they recognized women as ‘omance took the place of brute gold ring—insignia of undivided lem of unity—took the place of} signified a wife's slavery g ring is used in most religious monies, ice, An Old-Fashioned Recipe Harvard is the first of his name rom Harvard. The Rev. John must have been away ahead of his clan. WAR SYMPATHIZERS put sand in the cylinders of a certain make of Amertcan auto-| mobiles.. We’ ll just bet the fellow next door of those cars, TR. TOLD TRUTH, SAYS NATURALIST | CHICAGO, May 14.—Back from an 11,000-mile trip thru the wilds lof South the America as a member of Collins-Day expedition, which left New York city the day after Christmas, 1914, R. H. Becker of the Field Museum of Natural His tory, arrived in Chicago with spec imena of the animal and bird life of the continent The River, of Doubt In thentlc,” Mr. Becker said , lower part of it, which im all that is known to the natives, is called Rio Castnaho; the upper part late. ly has been called Rio Duvida, the |latter word meaning doubt.” MILWAUKEE, May 14.—A few weeks ago August Sitte, aged 18, son of a saloonkeeper at Sixth and National aves., joined a temper ance league, according to the | father. Sunday about midnight he I found in an intoxteated condition jin a doorway at 404 National ave In district court, Monday, he was | placed on probation for 20 days. List your Real Estate in Star | Want Ads. but it is not required in| DOG IN THE MANGER | |To Investors: There are only a few propositions that offer the moderate tor a jreal chance, and to give all good citizens an equal op; part of this valuable stoc is de ! Baaweo loure fore {t Mon the date of ibe advance will be no use of your com: |day, Ma Through reliable news ng Mr. Fatehance. 1 |papers this notice will reach about | thought I would tell you Ten Million people. If even Two ‘On, I've known that a long | Thousand remit promptly, the Com while |pany will at once push its refineries Then why do you persist in lat increased capacities and drive calling? jahead the drills on at least ten dif To keep some other fellow |ferent properties, any one of which away, aha tag may develap int rich oll field land soon force this stock to a very A Distinction high prise “It seems to me that Jiggs Is | terribly conceited of late You should not wait too long, but “Well, he has a right to be. Ite |#¢t now when you can make your was the firat man arrested for in- [Self & useful member In a giant or ganization to accomplish real re sults in a worthy cause. Another big advance within!30 to 60 days toxteation in West Virginia after the state went dry . dateyli or bys |after May 24 can be expected. A First Neighbor (threateningly) [Teal crisis in the oll fields causes | Dig you call me a twofaced [this atock to be offered to the Amer talked: Sout fean people at a real investment Second Neighbor (unabashed) |Darsain, and the future will prove Yes, 1 did; and, wot's more, | |‘at It Is now or never if you ever don't know which on ‘em's the [#ecure & part of this stock under ugilest an advance of three to five times . Worth Trying She kept chattering away when he was trying hard to follow the performance “Did you ever Haten to a play The Uncle Sam Of! Company the ONLY BONA FIDE, indepen jdent, producing, refining and mar |keting Company in the Middle West |It has been organized and built up jas ® practical protest against the with your eyes shut?” she went jou and Gas Monopoly that raised | on, aggravatingly the black flag against the Kansas "No," he replied, out of pa- | O1l Fields tn the memorable Oil War nad jin Kansas about ten years ago. It a ~~ built the firat two refineries in Okla homa and Kansas, It built the first Most Old Posse SJindependent pipe line west of the Appalachian mountains. It was the first competitor of the Oll Monopc | to build distributing stations and es: | tablish marketing agents, AND MAINTAIN THEM, over the states 4 (/of Oklahoma, Missourl and Kansas (|The powerful influence of the Ot! Are Constipated | The wear of years impatre the action of the bowels. With ad vancing age people are atap< wn f to restricted activity and exer that court. <h NEGRO mammy had a family of boys}; cise, which 1s responsible for the jena Gas Monopoly tried to aa this re is one conspicuous opponent a this | so well behaved that one day her mis-|) constipated condition of most old poeeneaty © sey yeast ago, but its ao = = vi 5 a : im The dige: ve 0 * are (| a = han-judge-for-children movement. That is | tres, asked: “Sally, how did you raise your|) f* nani auxentive organs are | cause of Right, the Uncle Sam Oil; New York Bar association. It, too, sent | boys so well made upon them and rebel more {{COmpany has met with vicious per- | presentative to the legislature ; it, too, “An'll tell yo", missus,” answered Sally. |} quick! {|e Ww fons until it has w n vi t ry | ued its side of the matter. Now, listen | , tae A mild, effectivé remedy for \jafter victory, and the chances now 1 ana the full i ; t ok aide Ah raise’ dem boys with a barrel stave, an’|) constipation, and one that are about a thousand to one that Its) ee eee the TU import = OF Ah raise’ ’em frequent.’ verybody's 1) Sepeme''s eecen te tae seeds great Onage Oil and Gas Lease of| immed bar association's argument against decaalieliibite ‘Ss EB Magee ita? Blew je {/@bout Four Hundred and Thirty-six : E }{ dren, is the combination of simple m judges for a chidren’s court. Thousand acres will yet be pro | tected. | The Uncle Sam Of] Company now |has three refineries located in the} proper trade distributing centers, where, with the best marketing fa jeflities, ft can reach the people of the Middlegigpst It now has 122 Oil jand Gas Wélis in operation. It has at Mant ten different properties in jthe big oll districts, where it Is de termined to start additional test wells, 9 authorized capitalization of The Uncle Sam Ol] Company is three hundred million shares, About two hundred and fifty million shares | of this stock is owned by over 14,000 red-blooded Americans, who believe | that an Independent ofl company | has a right to produce and market | oll products to the American people | in competition with the Ofl and Gas Monopoly, regardless of the dictates of a foreign thieving combine. There | is in the Treasury of the Company | about one-sixth of the capital stock At the last meeting of the Board of Directors, the President of the Com pany was authorized to offer this! stock for sale to the independent | public, Over 500 new stockholders | have joined. the Company in the last 90 days. Several thousand in-| vestors are now figuring on pur chasing a part of this stock The pipe lines of the Uncle Sam Oil Company have been exemptgd from the common carrier liabit by the supreme court of the United States in a recent desision. All along our exempted pipe lines are scores of oll producing properties that can now be purchased for about 26 cents on the dollar of thelr actual |value to us, In an effort to steal control of the jrich Osage Of and Gas Fields, the | greatest ofl and gas field under one ownership in the world, the Ol! and Gas Monopoly has brought about a name of Dr. Caldwe: rup Pep- win A free trial bottle can he btalned by writing to Dr. W. B. dwell, 452 Washington ‘st 30 DAYS CUT PRICES FREE EXAMINATION 25c Per Cent Reduction from these regular prices. 22K Gold Crowns. ..85.00) Bridgework ... 5.00 Full Set of Teeth 5.00 Porcelain Crown. 3.50 Gold Fillings . Silver Fillings. We do exactly as advertised. Lady Attendant. Terms to suit. All work guaranteed 16 years. ELECTRO PAINLESS DENTISTS tet and Opp. Public Market Laboring People’s ventists. | commissions EV TRUE’S SCORE TODAY 1s S ZERO @sT ior okt fee oe we Don't NeeD ANY New a DINING ROOM CHAIRS! every. TIM WE GO Down Twn You “ee to — —— You've Cot tO BREAK YOURSELF oF THE HAGIr OF BawliIne OvT OUR PRIVATE AFPAIRS IN 0% ADVANCE ON THIS OIL STOCK MONDAY, MAY 24 ria in the Oklahoma-Kansas oil | fields. It has done this to try and secure & monopoly on the bidding for this great area of of! and gas lands. The Uncle Sam Ofl Com pany, backed ita independent art fi tors, and its already big properties and splendid bu ness, is winning out in spite of rything and rybody, People y in Kansas and neighbor ing states, where the Red, White! and Blue tank wagons and automo bile trucks can be neen daily deliv ering to the people good ol! at rea sonable prices, in competition with the rich Ol] Monopoly, are among the citizens who dre buying the stock still left tn the Treasury for sale The Uncle Sam Of] Company, during the past five months, has sted 80 miles of additional ¢ line, connecting nearly all of Its its re s add big fineries in two states, properties with two of substantial block anch Creek, in Pawnee and has just d t test well ther leted pl 1 MILES has three big leasos in Pawnee nty, a part of which are right In line with the great Bow ton Ol Pool in Osage county on the north and the big Cushing gushers in Creek county on the south. A part of one of our great leases is only seven miles from a 4,500-barrel well drilled in a few days ago tn the} north end of the Cushing field It ts the determination of the or. ganizers and stockholders of The Uncle Sam O!! Company to get con trol of at least on illion acres of | ofl and gas leases in the rich Okla | » | homa ofl fields, and it is demanding | that this great Osage lease, that bas | been proven in the Federal Court} was honvrably secured, shall be val | idated either by th retary of the | Interior or by Congress, with a pro-| vision written in the lease that shall authorize the utility or corporation to fix the price for which the of] and gas from this big ‘Government Indian Lease shall be | sold to the people. ! The Oil Trust crowd seeks through their corrupt and secret methods to donate large sums to Presi dential Campaigns and then con trol Cabinet officers and other high up officials, and then secure this great Osage Lease (the richest plum in the entire Oil World), delivered to the Oil and Gas Monopoly with out this provistn to protect the ge eral public written in the leas Then the Oil and Gas Monopoly can make back many, many millions off | the people of the Missouri valley But the fight of The Uncle Sam O11 Company has educated the voters jin the 150,000 domestic gas consum ing houses in Oklahoma, \issouri and Kansas, and the people are watching the secret, silent Ol Truet monster that still seeks to igo the Government, and then st from the Indian tribes and also He the public by extortionate prices. There is a new day dawning, and The Uncle Sam Oil Company is} winning, and the Ofl Trust gang is) on the run from {ts Ludlow mur derers {n Colorado to its Interloy Department thieves in the Osage and its big banker-schemers in| Washington The stock of the Uncle Sam on| Company would be sure to advance] fifty times in a few years by se-| curing JUSTICE in its Osage Lense|** fight. The Company 1s driving} ahead all along the line, You have} read the advertisements of this Company in this paper during the} past ninety days and this ts to} notify you “that this {s your last! chance to secure the stock at the old price, Every remittance not] started to the Company on the olg price on or before MONDAY, May! 24th, will be returned, At that time the stock still left tn the! Treasury will be ADVANCED IN| PRICE FIFTY PER CENT. Other| advances are sure to follow. The! Company {8 gaining and it {s bound} to go ahead and succeed on big} dignified basts If you want to get Into a propo | sell sition that has every Indication off Middle West, This Company {8 accomplishing splendid success,| gaining. its friends are legion and in a few years increase in|Come and join a real live army value from twenty to fifty times,/and grow rioh with us. Do not or possibly a hundred times, at-|delay until the stock is advanced tach your check or draft payable! to even three or four times the spe to The Uncle Sam Olt Company cial offer to you. Secure the stock under the special offer that follows,|now, When the advance starts on OR WRITE QUICK FORTHWITH | May it may never stop until it FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMA TION, for if you do not get your remittance started by MONDAY, May 24th, thie stock will cost you FIFTY PER CENT more if you are able to get it at all. Time will be money to you fn this transaction and let the Company hear from you forthwith. We value our combined properties, including exempted pipe line and established trade and trade me at Four Million Dollars. e is @ provision in the Char- at protects the Company from OM Trust control, Any month a new well may open a great oil pool that drilling other wells can soon pour out millions and make the large stockholders rich. On one of our big leases in Pawnee County we have one of the deepest product Is in that district. It in 2,812 feet deep. In a shut down a few days last fall this well fill up and flowed out over the top. The next location around this deep well (over one-half mile deep) may} be a five to ten thousand barre! | well. There are very few oppor-| tunities left where the moderate investor can invest a few hundred or a few thousand dollars and se- cure a real ba portunity, T for FIVE C reaches 20 to 25 times this special offer herein. This Company is on the map and doing business and will be growing in value while you sleep. Wake up and heed the hour of opportunity so that your remit- tance is started at once or by ¥ TH. FOR REF- N WRITE TO R OF THE BIG MERCAN- TILE AGENCIES or we will be glad to send you further particu- lars, but do not walt too long. Re- member MONDAY, MAY 24TH, will soon arrive and after that date the price of stock will De fifty per cent higher and other advances may occur every ten or fifteen days as progress justifies until the price reaches at least five times this of- fer still in your reach at the old price. When you buy this stock you will own your proportionate interest in all the present combined properties and in all the company secures and develops in the future, The company is controlled by a Board of 21 Directors, of whom are large stockholders, several own- ing from two hundred thousand to | two million shares each. The stock sold a few years ago high rgain investment op-|twenty cents per share and w stock should now] beaten down in value by the perse- TS per share.]cution of the Oil and Gas Trust It is OFFERED at a bargain invest-|and {ts henchmen. Now the Uncle ment offer to raise new capital] Sam Oil Company has beaten off quick so our Company can take ad-|this persecution and is winning vantage of the many opportunities| one victory after another, In other in the of] fields along our complet-| words, The Uncle Sam Oil Com- ed pipe line. We can increase our; pany is COMING BACK. Get in capacities several times without; now and win with us and remem- increasing our general expenses|ber this is your last opportunity over ten per cent until the price is nearly doubled, The winning of the Osage Lease| Oil is cash. Therefore The Uncle or the striking of a 2,000 to 6,000-|Sam Oil Company can prosper barrel well on some of our many|even when other business is de properties should drive this stock! pressed f you have lost on other up 20 to 25 times this offer to you| investments make it back on this in a Tew hours. Your remittance| advancing oil stock that is sure to may be small, but combined with a! soon boom in value on a solid basis. thousand more, will enable The The stock is non-assessable, and Unele Sam Ot] Company to push|the cash payment, together wfh ahead on a big basis, We refined| your agreement to remain loyal to through two of our refineries over| the Company, {s accepted by the one thousand barrels per day for! Company as full payment, if the every working day during the|Company approves you as a stock- month ending April 10. We should) holder. reach forty to forty-five thousand| patriotic, barrels per month in a few weeks, and with sufficient capital can in| a few months refine and market three thousand barrels daily each refinery or a total of thousand barrels per day It wants none but loyal, Mbertytoving citizens as its stockholders, and therefore re- serves the right to approve or re- ject any subseription to its stock at|If you should not be approved your nine! money will be promptly returned to With} you. If you are approved your the great Osage Lease saved the) stock will be issued full pafd In | Company will build a new big di-! consideration of your payment and |rect pipe line from the heart of the} your agreement to remain loyal to Osage Nation to Kansas City, and|/ihe Company, which agreement is in a few years be on the map as| contained in the certificate of one of the great concerns of the|stock. Special offer is as follows: SPECIAL STOCK OFFER |To the Uncle Sam Ol1 Company, Kansas City, Find $———— remittance for stock as advertised per X |the amount designated below: .+++ 1,000 Shares .. $10|....25,000 Shares . 2,500 Shares... $25 -50,000 Shares -75,000 Shares . 5,000 Shares .. $50 10,000 Shares . $100]. . 100,000 Shares | | Kansas, opposite . $225 -$400 - $600 $750 Seem e eer eens woven eeee (Name of Remitter.) 0000000 vin tee Oe eae he Tie Oh ea eee eM ble et ccekad (Street, City and State Address.) Respectfully submitted, ‘THE UNCLE SAM OIL CO. By H. H. TUCKER, JR., Pr (Address all letters to the Company.) KANSAS CITY, KANSAS