The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 11, 1915, Page 4

Prom Fairbanks Daily News. Miner, Aprit 14, 1918 It Isn't necessary to consider Tipperary. it's a long way from Chicago to Fairbanks, and it is almost as far from Fair banks back to Chicago. It cost us $8.00 to discover this, and we give you this Information Hable free. Seattle dently do for it does Its a Chicag DIANA DILLPICKLES IN MOVIELAND “THAT HORRID MISS GREASE RAK T GEEMS IN DISTRESS. I CANT HELD FEEL SORRY FoR HER, THOUGH.” Last year we ran an adver tisement for a Seattle lumber company, but th "t ascribe to Seattle ory “Made In Seattle, advertising agency altho there are plenty of re advertising agencies in ie “WHAT IS (T, GIRLIE? :IT’S A LONG, LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY; AND IT’S ALSO A LONG, LONG WAY FROM CHICAGO TO FAIRBANKS, THIS ALASKA EDITOR DISCOVERS GET FAIRBANKS AND BACK TO CHICAGO AGAIN IN TWENTY The Chicago agency, one of the oldest and most responsibie company evi agencies in the United Sta’ the has such hard and fast rul that it is next to impossible for a goasyouplease Alaska newspaper to fill the require ments of the agency rules and get the money after perform ing the work. We did the ad advertising thew STAR—TUESDAY, MAY 11, 1915. PAGE 4, vertising and sent in our bills, printed Instructions all over it there within three weeks after but the bills are not paid yet We employed an expert ac it left Fairbanks, which is we thought they were, but we countant to show us how to pretty good time considering find that they are not endorse the check, and went everything. In a little over About two months ago we re thru all the motions prescribed three weeks it found its way ceived an elaborate check from in the printed form and back to Fairbanks again from the Chicago agency for $8.00, “conned” the American bank of the Chicago bank, dishonored the balance of the account. The Alaska into cashing it not because there were not check was about the size of The check went merrily on plenty funds In the bank to pay one page of this paper with its way to Chicago, reaching it, but BECAUSE IT DIDN'T In These Dread Days of Blood and Strife, Don’ t Lose Your Smile! A RECONCILIATION—ALMOST | 1 CAN'T BEAP 15 ‘You sos.” ~ SEE “Ott, DIANA (BOO - HOO) = THIS ie eo MONTH'S “FILMDOPE* HAS MY PICTURE Entered at Seattle, Wash By carrier, clty Is a Hard Test | VEN the elements seem to have con- | tracted the Alaskan fever, and are con ibuting to the earty commencement of work the government railroad "The ice broke up on the 5,000 mifes of Wigable streams in Alaska, the earliest in) story. Immediately these streams will be | red with busy steam vessels carrying men | d supplies to the hundreds of mining camps, | S well as to the fast increasing farming com munities. A rush to Alaska that will equal the Klon- fike days will surely follow the resumption traffic. Tt is well to sound a note of warning to the r-enthusiastic Alaska is undoubtedly a itory of glorious opportunity, a wonder for the young man, with health and frength and courage *But he who goes there poorly equipped, ically, financially, morally or mentally, ist succumb in time to the adamantine eter of the country government railroad will give employ- it to a small fraction of the horde which | fl seek labor. Work will not be plentiful, | does not cover the earth, nor lie around every guich, as many fools and dreamers ure. Success in Alaska, as elsewhere, pon the hardest kind of work The man who goes there prepared to suffer st hardship, to labor diligently and ithfully, early and late, who carries with a determination to play the game on the re, with himself and this new country of pmise, who abides by that determination ough weal and woe, will be well repaid. It tes a strong man to do all these things To him Alaska beckons, but to the weak or the quitter, it turns a cold shoulder. | depends WHEN YOU hear a suburbanite calling | laud to come into the garden these days may know his early lettuce is coming up IS all right to swat the fly, but you can yourself a whole lot of swatting by ting a new cover on the garbage can HETTY GREEN having mislaid a note for 000, we now expect to read that Carnegic ot about $2 he gave away in 1894 THE FELLOW who has money coming ssitally is at the station a lon time before iain time WE ARE beginning to suspect that the "helligerents at Syracuse are using asphyxiat- ases also. Public Exhibition of the | Positively Closes On or Before - Saturday, May 15 large sum of money! Act at once, See the Wonderphone at The Seattle Star (=: Tie mall, one of tty, one year, $2.50; € months #190) 0h Postoffice as second-class matter } rq 6. J jof Raymond, | here today for the Washington au < | Wonderful High-Power Telephone 816 Second Ave. per month up te # moe nil So a month Want to “Mr.” Him? I notice that you often refer to Secretary Bryan as “Bill.” This is wholly disrespectful You might at least call him “Mr.” Bryan A CIVIL READER Knowing hum imply meat it seems that the greater the mat ver of holding office, he would probably ased with the familiarity, pleased think that we considered him one of u To be sure, we might “Mister” him, but would that necessarily mean respect Mr.” is applied to scoundrels as well ; to men deserving Morevoer at the greater nm How w Mr. William Shake speare, Mr onaparte, Mr. Geo Vashington, or Mr. Abraham Lincoln, f instance Upon first a ¢ every ascal “Mistered.” Th universal that about the only sense left in using the “Mr.” is t designate sex Everybody's After Us ANADA has issued an order prohibiting the shipment of wheat, flour 4 a num ber of other agricultural products to the United States, save when such shipment are solely for domesti umptior to swat us fe Kg munitior f wart England by d a boye products, whi ant England refusing to sell us ( for fear we will sell them to Germany Poor old Uncle Samuel gets it a-gointg an a-coming—but lives through it ymehow Editorialettes SURELY THE world getting better Paper clubs are being used by the Londe police NOW WE'RE told that the report about the German fleet bombarding Dunkirk was a “misapprehension Oh! if a felle could only corner and sell the misapprehension in this war! DON’T IMAGINE that you are popular because acquaintances invite you to take aut mobile ride If you weigh close to 200 pounds you are valuable as ballast in the | tonneau THE CZAR isn't down to his last Moujik | as yet, but two or three stacks of chips are —b RAYMOND, WASH, BANKER CAUGHT IN LOS ANGELES May 11 he and his Los An | | | 108 ANGE ed at the hom had established in Haggerty, 59, a fugitive Arreat banker Wash., is being held thorities He is charged in his home state | with accepting deposits in bis bank when he knew the institution lo be | insolvent With his wife and daughter em | ployed in a downtown store to add |to the family income, Haggerty wan | making a living by ling cards 4 He wan visibly shaken by bis ar rest and wept when taken before @ If you would share in any profits from Bree pargennt wt Secitral ‘Dolloe 614 | this marvelous invention, get your stock ia rata gg ag Be me Re ey now! <A few dollars may make you a Dlahed the clew that resulted tn iis] arrest \DISMISSES CASE ~ ff AGAINST MUELLER Prosecuting Attorney Lundin has | dismissed the case against German |Consul Wilhelm Mueller, charged with conspiracy to learn secrets of the Seattle Dry Dock & Construc- BN tion Co., at the request of the state department. selling advertis.! “WELL, You ¢ WGHT To, Be GLAD, DEARIE, IT's Af COMPLIMENT, * \ ‘ " BOO=HOO, \ Like FUN IT (8! THEY'VE PUT— "THEY'VE PUT YOUR. NAME UNDER 1T, THE OLD. FOOLS!” PATRIOTISM TO BE PROUD OF Quick Also Tells of a Patriotism We Should Not Be Proud Of By Herbert Quick “Patriotiam a prejudice, and the nation a relic of the way to use other men's labor | Patriotism as we usually meet {i for their own enrichment. |is merely the evidence that there is It wae formed as a machine /a sucker born every second Noman paced? for doing that very thing. It shows how people lose sight of ' This ‘to whet Mr, Aupust As long as men were merely (their own Interests « fight fo Schvan, a Swedish advocate of Independent hunters, fishers or | their oppre: if their oppressors | worlédederation, told a path | tillers of the soll, with plenty have been oppressing long enough ering’ Of the Women's Moses of free land and free water (A good 1 has been said | about ¢ , they could not ? ting for party in Washington the other | | make anything in the way of /examination of the | | day re profit out of the work of others. that they fight just They had to work for their own | much more frequently, for The nation is the relic of a good or at beat, for a choice of jdeal more than the Roman period when certain | Cee | In fact, the greatest benefit com THERE {8 A_ LARGER ferred on the world by the Roman| lke sheep and cattle, | PATRIOTISM WHICH WE jempire was the breaking down of) ang moved them about from | ARE COMING TO UNDER local patriotinm and the broadening) piace to place for pasturage, | STAND. it shows itself, not of patriotic sentiment, so aa to take t discovery was in enmity to other peoples, but hing more than the tribe] men could be | in a generous effort to make an t deal thar Mr Senvan| Profitably made to work for | the government over from the bh a“ al tha r. Bchva | other men. | old predatory state into a real sald 1am tn hearty agreement: but eee | commonwealth, in which no evidently he has a very hazy idea | man shall live on another's what the governments of the! The nomadic stockmen bad an in n which the welfare of orld really are. They are not/creasing capital in their flocks and) one ie a benefit to all, and the formed by patriotism, Patriotiam | herds injury of one the concern of all sa wentiment engendered by the| These increased by, eating the free That is the only sort of pa governments for the warpons of car-| herba oo plains 4 triotiem of which any civilized rying out the objects of the state. The stockmen, in order that they WHAT ARE THOSE ORJECTS?| might monopolize their ranges and) peice ea gid Hehe se a Mads re | MERE TO 2 CERTAIN |set_up private ownership of land, | CLASSES THE POWER TO LIVE learned to fight. | WITHOUT PRODUCING They possessed weapons, and/ | governments were originally | found out how to act as a body In| med for the purpose of facilitat-|using them. They discovered that) Ing the picking of the pockets of |{t plensanter, as well as more the many by the few profitable, rather than to kill their) It is the ancient game of eating| captives, to preserve them and let rad—and various swee in|them take care of the stock, while| the sweat of other men's brows their masters took thelr ease . = ¥ The or zing of the various fy Government was invented ‘terests relating to this industry wasi when first some men found a the origin of government Keystone Liquor Co. Quits May 23 ONLY 11 DAYS MORE to buy the highest class mer- chandise at ridiculously low prices. Remember, we have ious bn eee kad te ee conducted a WHOLESALE BUSINESS FOR 13 YEARS, and maw but she is a verry are SOLE DISTRIBUTORS for such goods as MONO- art kid for all that and she GRAM NO. 6 WHISKY AND BLOOD PORT, and im-J fertioly got over « good one & porters of the finest Scotch whiskies in cases and in bulk. U7") [ue te about This is our first and last sale. No faking here, Below we not doing nothing in perticuler mention a few prices. + rubbering at her paw for a long time while he was reading about the war on the polo Bottled Goods Bulk Goods grounds baseball came Hennessy 3-star ; Italian Swiss Colony Port, fter she had got a purty good $1.40 cee” eouins 25¢ he eyeful of her old man, who wood Lord Provost Scotch O5¢ iy 2 ent take a beuty prize in a show - Ws cveree where the judges was all blind Burke's 3-star Trish ..O5¢ |] Every ‘variety of Sweet | she said to her maw i Italian and French Ver Wine, such as Port, Sher mamma why did you marry mouth see ee ees 65¢ [|] ry, etc., formerly priced at pecan) loved bis dere, her All Bottled in Bond Whis $1.50 to $5.50 per gal., now maw anawered her back kies, full quarts 80¢ |] at HALF PRICE. little mary dident have anny All Bottled in Bond Whis- |] S-year-old Straight Ken- [BM (Eto thinking purte heed. ai kies, full pints ..... 45¢ |] tucky Whisky, full 83:20 the wile like she was studying , ; per gal. ... sumthing All Bottled in Bond Whie. oe en ee “a love will make us wimmen do s, , TB woes \- ! a r abe 1¢ u pin c tucky Whisky, full quart arg aa it mam oe . All Whiskies, Brandies, 1] 750. per gai... $2.95 sae ea TL! ere eaten ae Petraes 4-year-old Keystone Whis Filling the Paper pricot, etc., full quarts, I think,” sald the editor, in a formerly $1.00, now 65¢ hy, seg ea Boog to worried tone, “that 1 will dion Sunny Brook Whisky, full Bie Rum, Gin, Apri one and take to astron quart ..sseeeeeeee TEE TE cot, “Peach and Apple Why? Blood Port, formerly $1.00, ]] Brandy, full quart 63¢; uintoaes hgh cee eet ae HOW oecseeceeecces cine DOP MOL Fcs¥ ssc $2.25 te 60 with.” ’ | oe | All Included | Visitor (sampling Belfast stout | with evident appreciation)—Really, |this is splendid stuff. They say | that it is both meat and drink | Workman (interrupting) —Shure an, it's roight ye are, sor; an’ if |ye take plenty av ft it'll foind ye | lodgings, too. “oe 8 | No charge for Demijohns on above liquors, excepting wines KEYSTONE LIQUOR CO. 1123 FIRST AVE., CORNER SENECA. NAVY YARD ROUTE , Steamers H. B. Kennedy and To: Solman Dock, Beattie, 6:40 4:00, 10:30 @ m., 1:80, 9 nday (Sunday 2:80), 6 y, 146 pm ubject to change withor | In Favor of It | “T hear you are having a ‘Take! It Back’ campaign in this town.” "Yes," admitted the Plunkville| citizen. “Have you borrowed some- | |thing that you have failed to re-| ‘turn? “Oh, no. I want to see a man |who called me a lar about three| years ago.’ | oo | Awful Error | Mother (to gentleman who has| been staring at child for five min utes)—Rubber! Old gentleman—-Thank heaven! I thought it Was human! rar WHAT'S IT? By Jim Manee If a poem's a poem And rhythm is rhyme. capt notloe. Vhone Main 3101. Price 0 Round rep! P [2 GINSOEN HOTEL # And hoth of them fill you with \ there bliss; | If prose is just prose HOTEL CO URT| Write for reservations | And 2 plot means a tale | Rates § SURO. 90.06, €* °° ‘+ 1! Can any one tell “what is this? —— BUSH ST, AT STOCKTON | | Immigration Officer Turner, Ever. | ett, reports use of home-made peri scopes to detect smuggied Orientals | in oll tanks, jen to Expo, Direct Use Star Wants Ads for Re- sults. have telegraphed the check to Fred jand Bell st | Soudas whipped out a gun and tir. jed at his opponent jlets hit Nelson. He ly wounded 50c Brass or Copper-Finish Mortise Lock, set complete 10c Wire Mud Guard Brace It is not necessary to have can be 10¢ Doz. 2x18 Screws, dozen 65c Three-Blade Narcross Hoe or Cultivator $1.50 20x12 Galvanized Wash Boiler Hotpoint Electric Irons come under the wire in Chicago but no FROM CHICAGO TO within the 20-day limit, DAYS! other way. From the minute Wouldn't that jar you? it was sent on ite exploring if it had been possible to trip into Interior ska from , that blanket the Chicago offi and for us to have tele check never ha a chance to graphed it back to Chicago make good again, that check might have Neither did we RRAAARARAR AR AA AAP PPL PLLA It’s Half of Life! OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE NOW LOoKEY HERE, 1 DIDN'T MAKE No BET LIke THAT! YOU MAKE A SPECIALITY OF WIGGUNG OUT OF PAYING BETS YoU Lose! Let's See You WIGGLE OUT OF THIS ONS! Now, YOU Come ACROSS, OR Yoo won't HAVE ANY MORS USE FOR AIR! GYSTANDER | INJURED BRITAIN DIGS TO HELP RUSSIA OUT elson, 19, of 1017 Stewar was one of the crowd of spec Monday night. W occasion Miniature was Russian one of the bul was taken 'o ity hospital, but is not serious chaser thought best to donate. SPINNING’S CLOSE-OUT SALE MAKES YOU, THE BUYER, A WINNER WITH EVERY PURCHASE 33¢ Round-Cornered E Four-Hole c Jet-Knob, Reversible-Rim Lock 18¢ 75 Pr. 16x18 Extra Heavy Sink Brackets. pair 48 60c Pr. 16x18 Heavy Brackets . .87¢ 30c Doz. Hook Sash Lifts, doz. to} $5.00 No. 110 10-In., Five-Year Guaranteed Roll Anchor Brand Automatic Wringer $3.99 Has patent revolving clothes spreade Wrings thin or thick pieces witbout changing pressure screw 15¢ &In, Kraeuter Combination Pliers aoa -50¢ They are pipe, flat-nose and wire-cutting pliers: also wreneb, prestolite k nd screwariver; trietly high grade. had for a nickel These are the boys that hold A very popular garden convenience, Kasay ip Wood Handles. FOUND HERE SPINNING’S CASH STORE 1415-1417 Fourth Av. | Through Trains Daily to Minneapolis, St. Paul,Chicago, St. Louis _ Low Excursion Fares ] Tickets on sale daily by NORTHERN PACIFIC RY. TO THE EXPOSITIONS SAN FRANCISCO AND SAN DIEGO In connection with THe PALATIAL STEAMSHIP | “NORTHERN PACIFIC” Ask about | EASTBOUND SUMMER EXCURSION FARES In effect May 15 and daily there- . after, to all Eastern Points. overs permitted and return October 31, Stop- limit JUNE 15 TO SEPT. 15 THE 1915 PARK SEASON Visit Yellowstone Park i aa a oe Reached via original entrance at Gardiner Gateway. Low fares daily during season. J. 0. McMULLEN, City Pass. Agt. 107 Yesler Way, Seattle, Wash. A. TINLING, A. GF & PLA 2023 Smith Building, Seattle, Wash, A. D, CHARLTON, A. G. P. A, Portland, Ore, . 5¢ rattling guards when a new brace $2.44 THESE ARE A FEW SAMPLES OF THE ECONOMIES TO BE ( tators who watched John Soudae LONDON, May ~T1—all Britain | 11042 Westlake ave, N., and an un- went down into its wallet today jknown do battle at Westlake ave. and produced money to buy com- 0 forts for the Russian wounded. The Flag day. Russian flags were sold in all the big cities of England and Scotland for any sum that the pur- sue CORES