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STAR—FRIDAY, APRIL 30, 1915. PAGE 4. | |HOW THEY LOVE EACH OTHER = DIANA DILLPICKLES IN MOVIELAND, “ BY carrier, olty " “AM 1 IN ‘THE HUMAN “UM- LET'S Spe! von (ont ong "CAN'T HELP IT, I'D i in ~ YOURE AA ALREADY PICKED How It Works | The Stripes euneewr ae YES = You bang! FF : HIO hag a compulsory employe's insur- | TLANTA convicts are no longer required | noe \ DORIS, THE pe _— NO LENES Wow SCMBBCEY BLOC | ance law. Not long ago, a driver for a| 44 to wear striped clothing; which goes| G3 } Cincinnati brewery, durit® high water, was | to show that Georgia is moving along in the} os a told by a saloon keeper to deliver a keg of | right direction s | | beer by rolling it into the backyard g@stead | of putting it into the®cellar. He reached his hand through “a hole in the gate f unhook Y the latch and a bulldog grabbed his hand {and made to a The industrial commission of Ohio has just | ships, they were branded upon their bare} decided that since the workman “was injured | backs with a red hot iron, and that inerradi- \ in the course of employment, he is entitled | cable mark of infamy stamped them as things] | | In ancient days, when convicts were con- signed to the falleys instead of land prisons,| labor at the oars in those hell) mpensation efor his injuries Before the former workman's compensation | i fact was in force, Miller could have sued the | Unfortunates so branded became berpetiel out Saloon keeper, and the saloon keeper would casts, tor the world had no place for the ex-| have said, “Miller assumed the risk.” Under | ee flave { vagy to be shunned by map, for evermore. The the later workman's compensation act, Miller Thus perforce they became hopeless crim- Ss could not have'recovered from his employer, | inals, dangerous things, a constant menace} the brewery, because his employer had not | t society, because of a mistaken system ‘been negligent. If he was successful in| | A prison is intended to reform the evil! 4 either suit, his lawyers would have paid the doer more than to punish him, a place for! © expenses of the first trial first ana then taken | moral. uplift. Anything tending to degrade out their half of the verdict. Under the state | Of segregate him, mentally and morally, froni + insurance plan, Miller, who was really hurt, | the normal man, must necessarily blunt his , gets full compensation and the lawyers get sensibilities, harden him in crime and make Fe nothing. % him less receptive to advice and precept. Such treatment of ordinary convicts has no place in a 20th century, humanitarian prisan. By abolishing the striped garb, the shaven pate and the lock-step, relegating them to the! dark ages with the branding iron, the con-! vict may be brought to regard himself as society does, or should, regard him not as a deadly beast, but as an erring human for 5 inant Junked the Private Electric Light 4 Plant ICHMOND, Ind., is a little city but it is plenty big enough to handle its pam- | | | | i pered private light corporation | 4 The city got tired paying tribute to the | 4 . private light and power company and built | whom there still exists plenty of opportunity | | P its own power plant, furnishing light and for redemption | power to residents. The municipal plant got along so well that it decided to cut its rates, | giving the citizens the profits their power |+ plant was making ; But could it do that? “Oh, no,” Bread on the Water Comes Back} dicate totalling 5,686 bales, was sold| ~~ Galveston for 10 cents 001 | skirts, Emerson and perpendiec- | in Galveston for 10 cents per pound this J h W. t ular plumes, Browning and tmili- week : onnny rt tary collare—I think that’s all.” ‘you must not reduce your rates | As 10 cents was the price paid in the ¢ ae “Come in and have your conk pawed over, This gink fs the i greatest bumpologist that ever sion said, slommed the future out of a welt for that would drive out the privately owned | wide-spread “buy-a-bale” movement last a. y., thursdy—eay, maby a While strolling through « bust | on the been. He can wise you to concern” —a rival of the municipal plant. The | fall, those philanthropists who came to the] movin pickcher outfit dident prit mp Rowe gn vith » trleed, | La gs aiding: = oseae iv: cone so atered stc » it xas fa ers ca " 1! ty near put one of our best-known | old chap, we passed a lithograph | pickers Pp ‘n't any bumps on your coco, the . Pm ; : a the feller that keeps tt laa good. | “at & phrenologiet was giving | © - live! The buy-a-abale movement never! ssturea pad pe ta ithew to Nave readings within. I would not | professor will gladly raine a few | “All right,” said the citizens of Richmond, | amounted to very much, but in Texas it] sumthing doing around his eat- | DAY® Considered the proposition | With & baseball bat. Come on “we'll buy that private plant and throw it | helped many needy individual farmers out of| tne house had not my friend urged me to | and let ‘im interpret your the state public service commis- AR ILY SMILE DEPARTMENT: ‘ AFTER You HAVE LIT ON THE SIDEWALK, REPEAT THESE WORDS SEVERAL TIMES s— “NEVER AGAIN WILL I SCRIBBLE NONSENSE IN A HYMN Book? 8 Smith's Failing mon, I trust nothing was ser- “By the way, Mrs. Smith,” re | fously the matter with him?” “Oh, no, sir,” replied Mrs. marked the vicar, after the ser | Giien’ «7¢ was nothin very ser- vice, “I was extremely sorry to | jous; but you see, sir, the poor see your husband leave the | man do have a terrible ‘abit o° church in the middle of my ser- walkin’ in his sleep. onto the junk pile—AND THEN WE CAN | an awful tight hole, and there is every pros 20 when the movie man come | Patrosise the phresologiet in | Sconce Fai Z vt these words |, MY woro! REDUCE OUR RATES!” | pect that those who bought can get good| Sons and eays, can we take a | ——————————___ earnest And that is what Richmond js going to do;| interest return on their investment by hold pleksher in here, ous evening he its mayor has already written the petition (ing a bit longer. along and make yourselves to bome Edi . #0 last night they done tt itorialettes the restarant was. all. fill of ladys and gentlemen, and evry WE MARVEL that the colonel could have LUTHER BURBANK may be all they! boddy was having sumthing to associated with all those bad characters and | Say he is but we'd like to see him raise a and somthing to drink, and looking dame, and sits down ata | CHAUNCEY DEPEW is “i; if he keeps | on the south. table {n a corner fon he'll be as old as some of his jokes — WHEN A man declares’ marriage is a fai WE VIOLATE no confidence in saying restarante along the grate white WE ARE commencing to suspect that Mr. | that uneasy lies the head of the king Barnes brought that suit just to make the | (ireece. His subjects want to fight and his wae 4 —_ of New York understand he still is Johny. look at these assortments and prices for the opening day; | kaiser, if they do fight For tomorrow we offer a special lot of FROM THE glimpses he gives us we cer- | ROOSEVELT’S COUNSEL pleads that fairly would like to take a month off and | Teddy meant nothing personal when he sailed | read all Col. Roosevelt's correspondence. Jinto Boss Barnes. ‘Course not! Teddy Lwouldn’t be personal about anybody | York manufacturer especially for this | gorgeously. ‘trimmed opening sale. In the lot you will find | These m some that are trimmed to suit the most exacting taste. Every hat in this special y THE FIRST man Billy Sunday converted | pi $5.00. Opening Sale p this special o jon in Paterson, N. J., was arrested for drunken- O. J. STOUGH, a substantial citizen of San} F mess, two hours later. Billy made him so | Diego, Cal., celebrated his 97th anniversary,| a blue over his sins that he went and put in a | April 18th, by taking a plunge in the Pacific] Tene SITIeS SAG peeee sepemelly a8 So bes 2, _ a lot of Jersey lightning | ocean and then posing for movimg pictures ding value in our opening sale. Spring & price .. | WEARE ARACE OF SCRUBS, SAYS HERBERT QUICK ¥ BY HERBERT QUICK ster than elther pure Berkshires or The average American is a per-|pure Durocs originality well dressed women demand Jaunty model trimmings; ha if any pure strains among human| beings. son of a very confused bloodstream.| But when the cross is carried] Take my own ancestry, for in-| ‘ | , Probably nowhere else in the|past the first generation the rule|stance, in order to avold offense to Trimmed Hats, $7.50 to $12.00 | purchase. Opening Sale AQe | rr¢ will ove world is there any such recent mix-/does not hold good. | anyone Models, $4.95 prioe «.... reves | tare of races | ‘The hybrids, when they are inter-| | am fifteen-sixteenths Dutch, and Hand<mate Gatlore, ’ : Is {t a good thing? We are dis-| pred, become mongrels. {the rest Irish, English and Scotch Posed to boast of it and to plume| Their heredity, maintained pure| But were these pure straina? way, it ain't good for bisniss when you buy your Millinery at “The World” you may fels, the majority of which were sailor shapes and shepherdess h bought at a great price concession for | Think of it! May Ist—before wearing i the opening sale, and others of equal | time has fairly commenced. About 500. lot should sell for at least $1 00 beauty, were designed and trimmed for | Choice of the best Imported Milan Hemp no q in newest effects and for Double and More, 49c | them. Opening Sale ] 89 s that have all the chic Just about 300 of these Untrimmed Hats, | Price ...... i eS e and dash of models priced double and consisting of hemp braid, chips, ete. in * , . more elsewhere. small turbans to the large sailor shapes; | Children’s Trimmed Hats, $1.50, Sale price ..sssseeseees black and colors. It’s a wonderfully Mttle | $1.75 and $2.00 Models, 59c price because of a wonderfully unusua! | No telling when such an opportunity to The Only Exclusive Store of Its Kind on the Pacific Coast 1 Ld a : Bs * | Temained so pure | garden in a city lot with eignt boys in the| fi) was mirth and gayety. — |family to the north and a chicken fancier| j2,comes & (all kay and & awel woll, you see, the plot was that The World Millinery, 1316 Second Ave., opposite Arcade Bldg. As the California Expositions are they was to be ketched by the | ", A : arn . . ? ‘. AFTER COL. ROOSEVELT completes | ure his wife can give the reasons why it is.| 847'* husbend, who prances in | making world’s history, so will this opening sale of the World Millinery make history in Seattle’s Vhis aim in life and reforms the political bosses, Pct WSs wae Toate With a private detecktift | merchandising events, zo to wo! freshing cold ; , 80 after the two of them had | ere Steecst that he go to work re eae, MANY A woman who will not buy a] een eating about 5 minits, two | i storage eggs. piece of silk until she carries it out to the]! ¢etters jumps in the door, and one | e Omorrow, a ur a ‘nega sidewalk to examine it by daylight accepts] of them hollers to the othe | CHICAGO BACHELOR found a woman fs b ) , “* n -. | the first man who asks h ° there is the man who stole my under his bed. This feminist movement is | ho asks her to marry-him. | _ the The Wonder Event of the Year being carried a bit too far | ADMIRAL PEARY would better be care | ,,"hateupon 3 gure crawled un | A milestone in the progress of the World's millinery buying | Every buyer has set hin alm to achieve new laurels, to break al ; j c | > jon, & demonstration {n the leadership of the World's | . . SEWING FOR soldiers produces knitter’s | ful what he says or they may take that North) winder, and 2 tried to clime up | millinery in merchandising history of Seattle selling records; every sales-person is on the alert, ready to start “neuritis, according to English doctors. Give Pole away from him and give it to Old Doc] tnto the coop whare the band was | Our grand opening sale will mean greater qualities, greater | 5*ttday morning to the hum of the greatest throng of shoppers i he docs; they nev are at a loss te Cook. playing values than have ever been offered to the public in the history | ver assembled for any event, It's to be a great day, a day of ce yee wore, coey Hever are & ble 4 4 Ener and when they got them guys of Seattle exploitation for the World Millinery Store and its purpose, and find a disease that makes it impossible for a | ALASKA WOULD make 470 Rhode Isl- back into their chares, and told | David M. Blackman, proprietor and manager of the World | that is the idea of the day. The reason why these very unusual Society woman to do what she has grown | pod 4 them it was moving pickchers, Millinery, says: “Every buyer of this great organization has spent | values (and more that are not advertised) will be offered—we tired of doing | ands, therefore it is a great credit ta Alaska) that dident seem to help none at months in preparatic r this, ‘Our Opening Sale,’ searching out | have been provided to win new friends, and the general public, to | that it hasn’t made even one. all tn Ge foremost markets of America, yes, and in many instances, | Seattle's new and largest exclusive millinery store, and to give . +e . a — they Just waid grate snaike, let in the markets of the world, values that are unparalleled; milli. | cause to hundreds to come and see how earnestly and with what CHAUNCEY DEPEW says he is going to | THE PRINCIPAL reason the porcupine} me out of this, or worde to that nery speciaily purchased at about the average cost of production, | enthusiasm the World Millinery js striving to secure ‘Satisfaction ‘4 Gccupy a front seat at Billy Sunday's re-| F oe POFCUPING | votect, and pala their checks and | and scores of lots from our own, new, up-to-date work rooms. | of every customer. ” = vVivals. Why doesn’t Chauncey stay away | " enabled to remain neutral is the fact that) grabbed thetr dames and bent tt T and give a chance to some one it is possible | the spines hurt 1 don't beleave there ts going GREA' MILLIN ER Y FEATURES ? to be no more movies taken | - : ° 4 ° A to reform . vd . You will want to take advantage of the many feature prices that will prevail in our opening sale. Remember, take advantage of our complimentary trimming. Just wife swears she'll go back to her brother, the JADED Trimmed Hats $1.00 | Trimmed Hats, $17.50 to Fine Milan Hemps and $25.00 Models, $7.95 Untrimmed Panamas $1.89 Trimmed Hats, purchased from a New Dress Hate, Tailored Hats, Lace Hats, | The season's choice shapes in this as- hardiy two alike, sortment, including some of the smart by our own milli Braid Hats, Lisere Hemp, Tape Straws " 7 nery artists. Styles are too many to de- | and other materials, in nearly all colors Semi-Dress Trimmed Hats $2.59 | crite. There t# one for any costume you | and a wide range of good sized Panamas Opening $7 95 will be thrown in this special lot for $1.89. ° No woman will want to miss sharing : . : an hea ; them. No woman will appreciate just beauties with just that touch of style and Untrimmed Hats, Usually Sell how big the opportunity ts ‘ontil she on again. Pretty Trimmed Children’s Hats in a score of dainty, styl- H 1 cial, Pt nets and Shepherdess styles, This item | About half of them are black, nearly all ; 5 e black, y “ 4 s should bring hundreds of enthusiastic colors, including the Regimental Blue and years of age.’ Opening Sale prica, 9c urselves on possessing the -go0d| through hundreds of generations,| Not at all on ' ¢ : E —- points of all peoples, forgetting that |is lowr in the mixture, The Dutch have been the subjects) oy shoppers to this particular department: | Purple. There are about 200 in this lot, Trimmed Panamas, Regular a the bad points are sure to be in-| The second and third generationn|Of hybridization for many centuries.| ya. vee ie YOU goings on your There is hardly a summer style that you | all crisp, all new, all out of their boxes $7.50 Models, 5 Ee herited with the good. and after are not as good pigs as|S80 have the Germans, | a ere, won't find here, Large sailor shapes, | to meet you first time Sat- $1 00 | . els, $2.9: , Thousands of Americans are pure Berkshires or pure Durocs As for the English their com-| Th ah, dear, I don't know turbans, shepherdess, tricornes and bon- | urday, Opening Sale price el A wide range in this assortment, and you & under the impression that the melt-|” ‘The indiscriminate mingling of|POsite ancestry is well known, | Jfe'e® feally no place left to hcg” Tire bamg.! fr despa stabne eg call Ma gy + will find some of the newest blocks, yo ie pot ie the pouree of the bestloure breeds cuedeces scrubs The Beotch of the Highlands are] =°stay d Plumes, Fancles, Ribbons, Imported Flow: ildren’s Untrimmed Hats 8c | trimmed to suit the most discriminating human metal PuAcoording to tale theory, the firet| More nearly © pure stock, but the| Fae °°" "eet tO Niagara ers, etc, new colors ‘and shades, about | Just the right hat for the young one to | buyer looking for chic millinery. The I wonder if this is true, snerstion hybrid between two pure|Lowlanders are as much mixeé-| “OL, yea; I psesed by tt ie ie $4 BO} ta Grou nieces te ine $2 95 7 When animals of two distinct|straine of haman beings ought to|UP multitude as the French, in| nightie eee hat one Sale price . eh . beach. Opentng Sale price ........OC | sale price ....+. : . 4 Varieties are crossed, the result {8| be a better individual than the pure-; Whom Celts, Romana, Goths, Ger- ee ! Flo ! . megane to this principle. breds from which he sprung; but eye and others are tnextricably Convicted! Flowers wers rst crosses are more vigorous after that the heredity ought to go| intermingled | Husband—You charge Fs than pure-breds. to pieeee ad A Pade of soxube-ve:| B¥en 286 “Jews: Become suined| reckless extravedantas When ain At 15c, 25c, 35¢, 50c, 95c 4 F This runs through all the field of guit with English blood in Great Britain,| 1 ever make @ useless purchase? and Upw . Bybriatzation, and is often taken ad-| I think as a matter of fact this/ with German blood in Germany,) Wife-—Why, there's that fire ee Reig ng a ai: SERN Pe With every Hat and Flow- p of by breeders. is likely to be true, with Slavic in Russla extfnguisher yo! oy vi eve: a paow 6 ae we s70rk nothing | * But is this experiment being tried| And in China there is a large body| ago. NN ave hatte it tea, | a ip stl jh ipeig ee ore at ers purchased here you re- hybrid swine—-half Berkshire,|in America? of Jews whom nobody can tell by : | ‘ : . “i apd halt Durée Jersey, because they| To u very limited extent, if s their looks from the Chinese, pee a % te De a ee hm pa Rh gdp ren on ceive our complimentary trim- * hardier, more vigor bet! 4 “t re We are a t ered to Facts : + . g Be Gj and be! The tact is that there ar rine tha hatin: wTne clldene “Miss Brown told me that you roses, crushed roses, daisies, clusters ming service. and wreaths, frulls, foliage, Mlaca, cher- ries, poppies, ete. Prices start at 150, then 25c, wonderful assortments at 890 and 50c and $e and upward, and each price is exceptional and Japaneso have more claim to, Mild her such a charming compl- pure blood than any of ue rapidly.| Ment the other evening,” said moving Westerners, | Mrs. Coddington to her husband. As for the royal and noble fam.| _*omething it her being pret Big Savings on House Hardware $1.25 ural Mall Box 66¢ Bf ilies of the world, th ty. The poor #irl was so add. ; x : , they are the worst| emene’ 8) 50c Set rk's Double-Acting, Self-Closing Gate Hinges 25¢ B scrube of all, if | I don't see how you men can be 3 1c Brase-Finish Cupboard Turns , 4 Yau\ dikes éorubonter thoy Revenue so untruthful Fancy Feathers, Aeroplane 250 Bhelby Window or Smal! Door Set 7c | marry! I should think you'd know by Wi E F : i Pees 5 ying across nat I know by ings, tc, in One pair 2%4inch light strap hinges, 12 screws, one casement |througheut all iletory. “onal Mes) this thme that I'm never untruth i ‘There is a limited ass x. in this 4 fast, one pook and eye The tact t# that there ts » gooa| {h” sald Mr, Coddington, re lot, and you will find some wonderful 20¢ 1%-In. Swivel Double Pulley 5c Bi deal of boeh about human blood-| Provchfully, “I said she was just values in this lot. Opening 4 36¢ Pair 5-1n. Copper-Finish, Drop-Handle Chest or Box Handle ..15¢ lines and thelr influence on char.| 88 Pretty as she could be, and so Sale price 39c 20¢ Dozen Copper or Brase-Finish Sach Lifts, dozen 10¢ B acter. she was. | = e eee pnd vociake vate 9 pri ers a ne hated dozen Fi 5c We are alj,about on a level j is elallllnd T t ti Ss. 1 1c Palr 16x ink or ets, pair ; 40 The blood is but the guinea’s| overed the Subject wenty-five e. 760 Extra Heavy 16x18 Same i 50c Milgtamp, the man's the gowd tent] . “Where y aleswomen © ye been, my Wanted os c To my literary elub.” HOT POINT ELECTRIC IRONS $2.44 SPINNING’S CASH STORE pouritay. that.” clreular During this sale, ajl sales will be final. No C. O. D.’s, no telephone orders accepted. Doors open at 9 a.m. Open Saturday evening un- til 10 o’clock. Twenty-five Saleswomen Wanted “And what did you discuss at THE ONLY EXCLUSIVE STORE OF ITS KIND ON THE PACIFIC COAST f Joe Ghilarducei, 24, first mate on| your literary club? Tacoma tug Elf, drowned. “Shakespeare and % we