The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 23, 1915, Page 4

—— a — . eae RRR ene sneer Te ae ne 7 STAR—FRIDAY, APRIL 23, 1915, PAGE 4, ‘ A Little Giggle Now and Then’'s a a Good Thing for the Best of Meri THE SEATTLE STAR MEMBER OF SCRIPTS NORTHWEST LEAGUN oF “NEWSPAPR DIANA DILLPICKLES IN HER HOT ‘SKETCH 1A WAYS ADORED HIM IN THE ET PICTURES. AND NOW JM REALLY | DELIGHTED TO KNow KNOW dd YOu, MR. BLOPP NO CHANCE FOR HER "AH~ CHARMED I™ sure” month up to @ moa; @ mow $1.00; arrier, of! 250 & month DEAR ME, SIGISMUND BLOPR THE ROMANTIC STAR, HAS JOINED THE Billions for a Navy for. PEACE INSURANCE Not 1 Cent fora nt for Aggression A Stupid Rule automobiles are not permitted to enter RED park The rule H' OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE applies not only to jitneys, but to taxicabs and Fentéd cars, as well Pree ye HOW DO bo Do If you are not rich enough to own your own car, you . MR. TRUE, MY NAME Must stay out of the pa r enter it hambly, on foot IS GEORGE THROTTLE, ENGINGER Three burly and officious policemen are on duty at the} = ON THE MIDNIGHT Express, park entrance to enforce the rule | aes lL UNDERSTAND You } only is it forbidden the man modest means to} - WANTED TO “jitney” through the park with his family on a Sunday, but nh. y. mundy—mr. Paine says | the stranger in our midst ntust hanks’ mares in the park or stay out Here's the way partment explains it “It is really a police traffic ordinance, BUT THE PARK Assistant Supt. Fuller of the park than the best lil ol fy swatter DEPARTMENT DESERVES PART OF THE CREDIT. you ever layd eyes on The department's men and the police sergeant are working lots of people are bothered in perfect harmony. We are keeping the park clear of con-| during the summer time with gestion by stipulating that all hired automobiles, jitneys and taxicabs load and unload not closer than 50 feet from any| entrance. OUR MEN REPORT THAT THE SCHEME IS WORKING JUST FINE.” In the opinion of The Star, this rule is a stupid blunder, ‘or a sign Of a.too tender regard for the feelings of the S E. company “My, my, why so much grief? am in the same class as Thomas edison and other grate inventers that | have put across my invenshion which is nuthing Jess now fies liting on there nose or oth er parts of there face and they have t be brushing the files off there nose or other parts of there face all the time and that takes there hand off there work which they are supposed to be doing ; OH, Yes, EF. You ARe THe LAD WHO BLOWS “UISTEN ‘To 4 If Seattle has any right to boast at all, it has a right to} ay the matter, Acie fa this new invenshion of mine ¥, me an’ me brud wur a ‘ ©. boast of its parks. We invite strangers to come to Seattle, sinvin wae aa! ko Secpadeal he THE MOCKING BIRD’ “Sweer lets your hands keep on there see our parks, and envy The parks are supposed to be a lure to potential resi- dents and investors. But the stranger in any large city finds the street car system puzzling and bewildering. He doesn’t work and only the wind power which is {n your lungs and that aint no use to you otherwise anyhow food cargo.” px —/ MARIE” AND AW THE LATEST — Monotonous =] POPULAR AIRS AT THE HOUR “Black specks dance before my l OF MIDNIGHT WNEN THE eyes, doctor,” complained the so- SPECINED CRossine know what car to take to get where he wants to go clety patient t furet the fly lites on your nose The stranger with money and desirous of seeing the That is very annoying and mo et WHISTLE WOULD Be _ but before that you have to rks would gladly rent a car and a city-wise chauffeur for|ff notonous.” = Hart! stick sum rubber balls into your ay » gies: y : “Yes: they never have any new Au av's mouth and hold them there for a ride through the parks. : NECESSARY # The probable purpose of Louisville Courter Jour amunishion; an littel tube in y 4 also you keep a the rule is to prevent soliciting] by taxicabbiesjand jitney men in the parks. But soliciting} ad vache now when t ur Ban be preveited without making passengers disembark at} apy, une Aftermath wer higee hag Bare Afr pied | the park entrance ‘ ‘ 48 pense waa over, but ft isn't tongue & take a deep breath, and ONE VITNEY DRIVER WAS ESPECIALLY EN- Hew wow? atts bt.the wast In trent of yon GAGED BY AN INVALID WOMAN TO DRIVE HER] “My wife has exchanged a lace the rubber ball hits the wal “THROUGH WOODLAND PARK. SHE WAS STOPPED] handkerchief and $600 additional wotveaei einen i RIVER EDWARDS, WAS TC ro] “eho A Mneeds thie pie ANOTHE ) ER, G ) S, WAS TOL eee rawed this picture to go , Th BY OFFICER NO. 354 THAT HE COULD NOT ENTER Getting it Right along with the letters #0 you al ict p Rebar y nla, THE PARK WITH HIS JITNEY, EVEN IF HE TOOK)—, “He's broke” ct a ete atc Me icc rece iid nie A te Aes Rebets mk ee , Re “And the girl be was engaged HIS SIGNS OFF THE CAR to bas dropped him Gentile Ordeal | The officers on duty at the entrance are Nos. 334, 404) “She dropped and broke him Mrs, Exe—Did the lawyer for A Diagnosis jand_a park policeman. Freqtent complaints have come to ag pe NERS Ba the defense submit you to a cross ip mop howtagpes “ trousers up * S J fn drivers and nienibers of the publi 0; she broke him and then examination? — Six inches at the bottom, aed ria fro nT jitney ‘ ; ¢ od He ase ; le rf wdI tc dropped him.""—Houston Post Mrs. Wye--No, indeed: he was Has mostly got nis prains turned “26 that these officers are surly, irritable and officiously arbitrary ee Just as pleasant about it as he ope ast iunsian in their handling of drivers and patrons of the jitneys which} compete with the street cars Cee | Efficiency and Wooden Legs | ERMAN efficiency is personified in artificial limbs Supremely Happy You ought to feel happy fellow, could be. Composing references for her discharged help, | understand he has got ‘em AY neisco Chronicle. wonder how Mrs, Inkleigh got her start as a writer of fic tion” old to Bondelipper’s only daughter now that you are married Ido. Why, it's just like catching 1 was going t a@ train I thought Since } Is the foundation of productive ness and the bulwark of eco- the war started 300,000 men have lost arms or legs and nomy. Society and progress de- ‘ . . { 9, ” German factories have supplied each with a new, up-to-date} “Wh Y W ll, K W ll pend utterly on these factors. and scientifically constructed limb. | en ou re ve ’ eep 4 ~-H, 8, Favill, American manufacturers of limbs rushed their agents Another article in The Star's health campaign being conducted G Stick to Germany at the start of the war, hoping to get business with 1 co-operation of American Medical Association corge a icker They learned that the d, on the day war)//j-_——— <= ST. LOUIS, April 23.—After liv Wes declared; taken over the cig ers making surgical | INFANTILE PARALYSIS PREVENTION HINTS |f 2" ©. 27'+ seule » day Yor nine appliances, added to the working forces, and prepared te fee on Bh pene Hi seatieahes “ . Ima ad swindled hi uit oF C F; provide legs and arms jor all : Scat UE Et Gace es cia Ce > Harris of Indlanapots Hurldreds of Suits to Choose From The American agents returned much flabbergasted, |which has come to be commonly |ease is in the neighborhood, avoid est of A man whom -__e ee “minus orders. One declares the Germans are turning out|*™*™ znown onts ‘with. public gatherings of all kinds, Mov uae d if k f ll Ee Ginest and latest devices and giving their m sol-| nora Only, With lug pietere show plonlee and 4 fe singe ti Well Dressed Men A ways Look for A tors ibs almost calculated tc ake a man want to get a year It usually | *chools should od n C h - Se lk calculated make a man wan c ‘| y really | Cosase. te prev award C ha ek. Har Round Value i in lot: es i | under 6 years of | borhood * The German is reducing e iency to its ghastliest degree. | pony OA vos iol Bae ortant to remember that The spirit of reciprocity that has grown up be- The government probably will give iron crosses to the. man| oe infant ae tay appear as a ‘EVEN CROSS, SICK tween this store and its customers has deepened, o« P s ¢ 1 ly s » oF 0 ve v ‘orm of sic and ai a age a the wooden legs as quickly as to one wh Hee ae aiiae that the lathiroas o¢ tke @ ‘| broadened and strengthened from year to year—a } leads a charge ve Jia high. Almost all of those whom throat expeck tty, and of the Dowels | CHILDREN LOVE live-and-let-live spirit which, in its mutual fairness, . “pee \it does not kill it leaves crippled ® Cangerous. | RK Quo Vadis, William? for life, vo it ie extremely important| Because infantile paralysis has played an important part in the comfort, happi- Se Rabi hein ' Tis pe ently re-|t@ knew how to avoid and prevent ere far | ness and financial welfare of thousands of well do yor now a is is persistent e child in afamily, m ported in Wast on that William Jenning j It {s belieevd that this disease]! {# not communics | SYRUP OF FIGS ] dressed men, Co-operation—their help with ours will be a candidate for United States senator from Nebraska,|!8 contracted by sick, coming In| 1% rps Seopa | —has been the means of welding strong links in the ‘opposed to Gilbert M. Hitchcock, whose term expires patact with well chtidred, nd by |it 1s contagious, and n | Don't scold your fretful, peevish | chain that binds our interests closer and ever more chiktren 606 parents Who are DX! who is sle to be exposed | chile r ongue is coa his Mrealer March, 1916. k, but who have a child with the|~? '* Hable to be exposed Le ateern tke te Hite tekaes closely. Possibly Mr. Bryan has recognized the fact that the peop » in the home. These in-| le She tnduetrial liver bowels are leased with i 1 | tt hat he greatest | litho not sick the s | ; world health iui : ° ere not ananimously of the Ay tsa ha he is the | ate ; {dividuals, attho not sick ther | reer erereeren| > lane ao Snappy Spring Styles for Men Who cabinet officer ever, and would gracefully surrender his port-)"* $ 1 | ens, pale, feverish, A folio, but are we also to tnderstand that he has convalesced| nite me carrie too know | Soin Gk ied te ner Gann Want the New Things from the presidential fever? If that really be so, there is nc » are many cases which | |has stomach ache, indigesti eee sam ei at ke te i a better place for Mr. Bryan to spend his remaining years of mild and do not become ldintrhoes, give & teaspocntal ef Every new model is here—the new weaves and political activity than in the senate of the United 5 |paralyzed, but foie are just as malitrnis Syrup ot, Figs,” and fn | colors. Mention any style, pattern and color and lliable to spread the disease to {a few hours all the foul waste, the rs ss + eee - , Pe lothers, These are called abortive | sour tile ead Sermenticg food | we will present it for your approval. Our prices are cases There is reason to believe that flies carry the poison from a pa passes out of the bowels have a well and playful c Children love and you {id again, this harmless “fruit right and within the reach of all. $15, $18, $20, $22.50, $25 * ttient to other children occasionally, | laxative,” and mothers +-can rest ad Discharges of the nose, mouth] | aey pote HE ashteJ in Rae ra od e and bowels are dangerous, as they never fails to make thelr little “in > contain the germs. So handker | sldox" clean and sweet. Women’s Department cbiefs, bed line ating and drink-| Pei : sergyn gers eg P. tt . ° . Oe cos teu ena tro teagreun | morrow, but get the genuine. "Ask | retty Spring Dresses in Silks $14.75 wiry ink your druggist for a 60-cent bottle . Some ag he cogging! that Jof “California Syrup of Figa, Paffeta, Crepe de Chine and Silk Poplins, in all ead branes it tr ig aninaeah ' which has directions for babies, the new and dainty colorings; tastefully trimmed y ore : children of all ages and for grown shirred and pleated skirt featur af To prevent infantile paralysis, | up plainly on the bottle. Remem:| ‘ ee J « $ are featured. Other, one must remember all these pos - ber, there are countert pretty dresses are shown in silks at $9.75, $16.75 sible sources of infection He-—Your brother siys his life | he , 60 surely look and and $19.75, many of which we just received The sick child should be placed| i# a constant grind. What does rae is made by the “Californ In bolero, military in a room separate from the rest| he do? Pig Syrup Company.” “Hand back 7 effect Col of the “house and with windows She —Oh, he's operator of a contempt any oth fi I . F; ge pale iil ena\Goore well sereened. No doms| Moving (cure machine wher ik Alterations Free pen An Account f waded iggy ahs or cats must be allowed in this} —————— — — a icsiepigitanioaiic and Belgia blue, putty room. | Y, ‘i green, black and check One person ohly should act as a| ts i Open Saturdays Until our Credit Is Good , nurse and must not mingle with} in + 7 | rh 50,% off $9.40 other members of the family with p ning Ss peste Ss 10 P. M. | © oman who uses __ his 00, % off $11.25 out first changing clothes and | money to the best advantage 8.50, 4 off $13.90 cleaning the mouth and nose with | 30c Dozen Black-Finish Sash Lifts . FREE =) — | has a credit. Money has two \ 2'50, Sy off $16.90 solution a hydrogen yee All you have to do 1s to take them away ~ jist ‘as free as water. powers, that of purchasin and | J fp i made by adding two parts of water! I $7.59 Oudiey Adjustable Bicycle and Motorcycl. | , : sing anc q an ve le Truing Stand .$5, | * b "$24.50, 4 off $18.40 to one of the commercial prod | §2'50 Double Porgy Ad Kal seeps aPapadet oy! establishing a eredit. ~The 4 egy. $28.50,14 off $21.40 iets patient's diachargen must bel ff 22%, 720l, Rake, Shovel or Broom Holder 85c Y | Wise man makes use of both hnineebted oi unarenvig Ur ies $1.50 9x25 Three-Knife Sliding-Box Kraut or Cabbage Cutter . $1.20 powers, Think it over. We See Our New Arrivals in Suits at $28.50 and $38.50 All articles in the room, including | SOs Raney eae maui eee NickelPlated Sorews, denen 7e ‘ } make» no extra charges for bed linen, eating and drinking ves | ee Ap Aine eae es py oe ‘3 $4.75 credit service bue extend it sels d anything the patie nt uses, ne FOPECOS S06 SEU Week GAY UH S016 | cheerfully to our patrons fr J. REDELSHEIMER & CO, _ [visi triste paton| "v8 aD ano zoe win pey tr sharpening One Dosen Satety Racor 1119-1121 Third Avenue. | {chaise pay Suttons fee i ia Well and then divin: ected or rr | Bladbs at Spinning’s During April, 1915 Hing s ay as yc W. H. Fisher, Mgr heoved | ; r) ig Api ning Between Seneca and Spring Sts. |. paid. ie F To avoid the disease parents SPINNI “1 First Avenue, Corner Columbia Street should keep their children away Fourth yy 'e from all cases of sickness and stay