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‘Telegraph News Service of the United Press Association Entered at Beattie, Wash. Postoffice as Second. By mati, out of ofty, S50 per month up t rier, city @ mos; ¢ mos $1 & month, There are no artificial lights or cheap tinsel effects © about this play. a We write about the play that God staged ages ago, F and which has had the longest continual run of any play. The éarth is the stage. ager. It's a great play. It repeats every 24 hours, and to show us his versatility, so much greater than man's, God changes it every day. % It opens with the rising of the sun each morning, Setting before us a scene more magnificent than man “tan imagine or understand, much less produce. From ‘Dlackest darkness, the stage lights up, until the most Modest flower, the tiniest insect, is visible to the naked eye. Nature is the stage man- Then the actors come forth from the wings—men, women, trees, rivers, lakes, oceans, the grass, horses, horned cattle, birds, wild and tame, wild beasts, and Our little friends the insects. Now they go to work. Each knows his part— but some fail to act as the Master planned, and they Meet with misfortune. For those who oppose the Law are doomed surely. But all in all, the actors do well—for ‘tis bred in Man; and only perverse blindness to truth leads some | few otherwise than in the clear white road. With each passing moment the scenes change. All ‘the actors are busy, according to their various roles. They play, they labor with body or brain, they sing, _ they are tearful, they plot, they counterplot—and the plotters are not the happiest actors. It does appear t some actors are particularly happy in the parts Signed them—and these be-the ones who plod éadily ahead, helping themselves and OTHERS to useful accomplishment. ; The villains and villainesses? They are unhappy as villains and villainesses always have been and al- Ways will be. There are many love affairs and marriages. There are business tragedies, and rumors of war, and war— "and always, always the villain “gets his.” ; It’s a one-act play, but it is tremendous. The music is the grandest of all music. It mur- murs and thunders, it whispers and sobs, the wind and e trees and the brooks and lakes and rivers and hea- en’s artillery and man’s and beasts’ squeaks and fowls’ A wks and birds’ songs being the orchestra. Along toward the end of the play, which is to say ite in the day, the climax begins, and the drones are pushed aside with the villains, to make room for healthy unhealthy “live ones.” Then in the last few scenes all relax to enjoy them- ves in various ways. Some dance, some sing, some k p—mén, trees, beasts, insects—some prowl. "And finally the darkness of night steals over the Stage—and you have seen the greatest play ever pro- ed If you have kept your eyes open, you have learned lesson, many lessons. You may play your part better on the morrow. THIS IS the season of the year when we have a brief fiod of surcease from gooseflesh before starting on prickly An Economical, Delightful Place to Trade A handsome model made over a short vamp last with full toe. Patent vamp with white calf, sand or gray cloth top, finished with band of black braid, brilliant buckle. " Hand-turned sole and Spanish heel. Priced at ( r YS $2.95 Unquestionably the biggest Shoe values in the city are to be found at the Upstairs Shoe Store, where the rent is low and the purchasing power mighty (60 stores). Distinctive Styles for Young Men and Women $2.00 and $2.95 No Occasion to Pay $4.00 and $5.00 Tan Walking Boots— Both stylish and comfortable and a great favorite of the “younger set.” To be had in mahogany, tan or gunmetal i} calf. Made over the popular English last, narrow toe, low heel and blind eyelets, and mod. erately priced at $2.95 ~ Lise] [OSTONQHOE CO. [iiss wou] D7 SAMPLE DHOP\INC] FLooR Second Ave at Pike St. BUILDING THE SEATTLE STAR| Ce. Phome Male 0400, Private their hearts, in their beings, that if they would thrive] | they must go according to the law that is higher than) | | | % "WE HAVE TO GIVE IT UPt® are not talking about the play at the opera house or the movie show. OUTBURSTS mo VUIED Fad SOLOS | As Usual “Rod Bowers, the barber, told me a funny story this morning.” lustrated pose with cuts, 1 sup. Bona Fide “There's nothing artificial about | Mre. Wiggs.” “No, indeed. She doesn't even make up her mind.” eee Exclusive Singleton—I want who ts easily pleased. Wedmore—-That kind doesn’t marry, a woman eee His Regret In the ttle English village a woman committed mutcide by hanging herself to an apple tree. At the funeral a neighbor, notic- ing the sad appearance of the hus- band, consoled him by saying that he had met with a terrible = is > = ”" gald the husband, heav- ing a sigh. “She must have kicked like thunder to shake off six bushels of green apples that would have been worth a crown a bushel when they got ripe eee | Strategy Goliath was thrown quite off | bis guard when David stipulated | for a battle in the 20th century style. “Oh, very well!” assented the Philistine, with a sneer of dis- dain. So they went forth and began to dig trenchés, But by the time Goliath had sunk himself to his knees, David was out of sight. “David wins!" cried the mill- tary critics, unanimously. 7. ental 5 “Your daughter's very fond of music, isn't she? “Yes, indeed. It's no trouble for her to practice on the plano one to help Appropriate -I want some fish balls, Patron Dealer—What for? | Patron—I'm going out golfing and J want them to drive at | the water hazards | ee | Enterprise | Why did you send your sweet- heart to the wilds of Africa to hunt diamonds’ “Two reasons--he might come back with a fortune, or he might not come back at all.” | A Problem Solved “Anyhow, there's one advant- age in having a woden leg,” sald the veteran “What's that?” asked his friend You can hold your socks up with thumbta Just Hoping Ww | nob an who married Jigg's | daughter?” “He's gone to the front with | hi for the best.” became of that foreign | is regiment, and Jiggs is hoping bs, STAR—FRIDAY, APRIL 9, 1915, DIANA DILLPICKLES IN HER HOT SKETCH “YES. (T'S No USE." WEY! Tomtt HARRY! OF EVERETT TRUE GET DOWN THERE UNDER THE SEATS‘AND GIVE JHE REST OF YOUR BAD CoD YOU'VE COUGHED | OVER THE NECK LONG ENOUGH SACK OF My ‘BREAK A CHILD'S COLD BY GIVING When your child suffers from a cold, don't wait; give the little stomach, liver and bowels a gentle, | thorough cleansing at once. cross, peevish, Joenn't sleep, eat or act naturally; if breath is bad, stomach sour, give @ teaspoonful of “California Syrap of Figs,” and in a few hours all the clogged-up, constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food will gent ly move out of the bowels, and you have a well, playful child again If your child coughs, snuffies and has caught cold or is feverish or has @ sore throat, give a good dose of “California Syrup of Figs” to evacuate the bowels, no differ ence what other treatment is given. Sick children needn't be coaxed to take this harmless “fruit lax jative.” Millions of mothers keep it handy because they know its action on the stomach, liver and bowels is prompt and sure. They also know a little given today saves a sick child tomorrow Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bottle of “California Syrup of * which contains directions of all ages and for grown-ups p ly on the bottle. Beware of counterfeits sold here Get the genuine, made by “Califor- nia Fig Syrup Company.” CONSIDERATION When pale, minded ww or that have had the treatments there by, are ting In their opinions that my nt iw all that t* « ptlon of of m only to » of information. put Inve or judgment sult me in regard to your ail Y I Lathrop, Specialist, 214-16 idm. Becond and Pike m, to b p.m. pine and Nerve People's Bank Hoare 9 Consultation free. SYRUP OF FIGS stigation PAGE 4. THEY FIND HER AGE!—AND KEEP IT *G0K! TVE FOUND Diana's \\\ "HER AGE AT Last! BIRTH. IN THE ory N * RAM! RAHI! RAHI! Recoro6!* \ Je nrg *EU? WHAT YE AR WAS IT, Bover* “LOOK IT UP! WE HAD To!” 4 AMERICAN NAVAL HERO ! EY TABLOID HISTORY OF U. S. NAVY could be , and the Constellation, of 36 e would be stopped), a treat Algiers, the most tro scsi BY JOHN M. OSKISON | | Chapter IV. | jthe pirate powers, was conclud (The next installment of this With the ¢ the revolution. | )Our navy then was strengthened | tabloid history of the American ary war practically | only by the addition of the Con-|navy will be told in this paper to panaed out ¢ a coua stitution and United States, of 44 | morrow.) try was fin Y prostrate: even} 7 en _ <i If it seemed desirable to maintain | 4 navy, how was it to be support: | ed? Anyhow peace had come, and} why should It not endure? A fa-| miliar observation! | So the four ships remaining in| the fighting fleet were disposed of | the Deane, the Washington and VINCENT ASTOR LIKES THE EXPO the Alliance, old vessels, were sold | ; ‘ , SAN FRANCISCO, April 9—E and the fine new 72-qun ship-of-the- | BA. line America was presented to the| pressing ‘delight with the expos f France 0 { 4 denying that he wa 5 . : aontiie gy Bah peeved” because he was not offi YUSTICE’ OFTEN) GOES suninet Waxiand’ to tie clally feted by the fair officlals,|| 8F6GIVG. IAYBE 1Ts in owned net.e cinaa! Vincent Astor is speeding eastward) | ge cguse SHES BLINO* ed onan es pA ad Bang today, He left, with his wife and liste ie kee eel several friends in a private car over the Santa Fe “We have been that is followed by disarmament Admiral W. &. Schiey The result of this policy soon be-| : ‘ treated hand gan to show. Our merchant ships |crulsers. In October, 1784, the|*omely.” be said before leaving multipiied fast, and when they be-| American brig Hetey was captured| “The exposition Is an education, gan to carry our flag into the Med-|by Moroccan pirates and taken into| #24 1 xoing to recommend to {terranean the piratical raiders of |Tangier—that capture marked the|#!! my friends when I see them in the Barbary Coast soon recognized | beginning of a ten-year period of | te Bast ae it as representing @ weak power |humiliating and expensive dicker-| Astor's yacht Noma will leave likely to easy prey to their|ing with the thoroughly unreliable| ere {0 4 few days for the At and greedy rulers of Morocco. of| lantic via the Panama canal Algiers, of Tunis, and of Tripoli.| 2= = ~~" Our sailors were enslaved, our) List your Real Estate in Star ships made regular trips, bearing | Want Ads. j tribute to the petty rulers of the| —— || Why Do French Women || Always Look Young? ae |Harbary Coast, our diplomatic rep. H Lore! resentativer were insulted with impunity, demands upon us grew *\ heavier, and a treaty was recog. | "| nized as binding only so long as it] pleased the pirates to observe it At home, Adams and Jefferson ar gued the question of which would 30c Dozen Black-Finish Hook Sash Lifts relbe cheaper for us, to pay or to} $3,00 Set Four Parlor Door Hangers pany fight. | $1.25 Holmes & Edwards’ Child's Siiver-Plated Koni At Jast congress realized the!—f Spoon ........... PRE Bip peel a ‘ w |Urgent need of a war fleet, and, on | ff $2.00 Chicago or Bommer Floor Hinge .. {\March 27, 1794, authorized ‘the | Takes doors 1% to 2 inches. ma) Building of six frigates—three sng {44 guns and three of 36 guns.| zed| Joshua Humphreys, of Baltfmore, S frussiste havelthe finest shipbuilder tn amarien’| cold erenin waa] Was engaged to design these new vessels; and what he turned out in| the way of stout, fast-sailing. and powerfully-armed | war vessels be ame the wonder and $5.00 Recovered Ford Auto Cushion ... ee $1.50 8'4x1!> Three-Cell Tubular Flashlight $20.00 38-Cal. Colt's Automatic Revolver . $2.50 No. 1 Boy's Tricycle or Velocipede $2.00 Single Sliding-Door Set Will be reduced 25¢ each week day until sold. Our Greatest Passion Is a Passion for Perfection In Razor Blade Sharpening necret with are familiar tn pride of When three of aval architecture. Tig tet‘siuld SG" they were authorised vron tee | SPINNING’S CASH STORE 3425;2227 fatty until _even| condition that if a satisfactory | Fourth Av. peace with the Barbary | | The Good Things Are Not All Gone Yet—We’'ve Still Got Some Surprises for You Hundreds of bargains are still here waiting. It was no small job when we under- took to sell out this mammoth store. Remember, this store carries the largest stock of clothing on First avenue. We have lost money at Store No. 2—we are still losing money and will continue to take our loss until the entire stock of clothing, shoes, hats and furnishings are closed out. Then we will take our loss cheerfully, charge it to ex- perience and confine our efforts to our Store No. 1. Men’s Shoes Men’s Clothing regular $3.50, now $2.85. Men's Suits, short lines and smal! » regular $4.00, now $3.35. | $15.00, now $3.85 and $4.85. Broken lines of Oxfords— | Men's Double-breasted Blue Serge Suits, values to $3.50 and $4.00 values $1.65. | $25.00, now $11.35. t $3.50 and $4.00 Men’s Shoes $2.35. | Men’s Overcoats, all colors, values to $15.00, now $5 and $6.00 Men's Heavy Welt Shoes $3.65. | $5.85. Men's Black and Brown Overcoat 15 and $18, now $7.85. Men's English Slip-ons, values $10.00, now $3.85, Slip-ons, $12.50 value, now $4.85. $2 and $2.50 Silk Shirts, all styles, $1.45. Slip-ons, $15.00 value, now $7.85, $1.50 Shirts, with French cuffs, collars to match, 85c. | Men’s new and up-to-date Suits, $1.00 Overshirts, military collars, 45c, | This season's goods. $1.50 Flannel Shirts $1.10. Men's Suits, $20.00 and $22.50 values, now $13.35. $3.00 Flannel Shirts $2.15. | Men's Corduroy Pants, Keystone, $3.50 Flannel Shirts $2.65. j $3.00 values $2.35. $3.50 and $4.00 value $2.85. Underwear Cut to the Bone ant: $5.00 value $3.85, Men's Gray, Hair-line Wor! $3.00 Wool Ribbed, Union Made Union Suits $1.95, | Ue, now $1.85. 50c Porosknit 35c. Extra heavy brown and gray, $3.50 values, now $2.85, 50c Haynes Ribbed 40c. Men's Dress Pants, $2.00 values, now $1.35, ae Sho Neckwear its, Men's Dress Pants, $2.50 values, now $1.85. ~ 0b Neckiwaay’ $8e, Men's Dress Pants, $3.00 values, now $2.15. Men's Dress Pants, $3.50 and $4.00 val Men's Dress Pants, $5.00 and $6.00 val Serge Office Coats, WESTERMAN & SC 103-105-107 First Ave. South. ll sizes, values up to | 8, Kerseys, values | to $ - Men's Fumishing Goods—All Reduced $1.50 Arrow Shirts $1.10. $15.00, now $9.65, union made— k Pants, regular $2.50 val- ues, now $2.85, ues, now $3.85, $4.00 and $5.00 values, now $2.35, HERMER Near Corner of Yesler Way Big special—$7.50 and $8.50 Jumbo extra heavy Knit | Sweaters, for sporting and canoeing, all colors, $4.85. }