The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 7, 1915, Page 4

OF SORIVeS NORTHWEST LAG ‘Telcataph News Service of the U Bntered at Seattle, Wash, Pos By mail, out of city, tho per month | tt Published Datly bee eressss- ON cl I eB: a t | | | | the true an to And he it is claimed. And he isn’t . . * TAR—WEDNESDAY, A DIANA DILLPICKLES IN HER HOT SKETCH PRIL 7, 1915. PAGE 4, II WORRYING OvER ‘DIANA'S AGE? ‘ek Attended T: Oh, the cat and the canary, He forgot to feed the twain Downtown he got anxious, very And went rushing home again hurry, All was silent in the flat Seems he might have saved hi worry The canary fad the cat “« No Round Trip | always pay as I go, ed the careful individual Lots of fellows do that don't save enough to pay way back remark thet . His Rhetoric lay preachéra’ conference which a veteran deseribed bi method of sermon preparation “L take my text,” he said, ‘em.” ing the chores by lantern light I'm going to quit,” farmer at the end of th “You promised me a steady job ‘Well, haven't you got one was the astonished reply. “No,” three or fours hours every nigh and fool my time away sleeping eee Peril Remains Well, madam, is your husban¢ out of danger? two orders in one shoo. Blink—What were they? the other was to stay out. Yet when he reached home in a who added the mere man A famous clergyman tells of a in “add divide my sermon into three parts he said to the month. said the man, “there are that I don't have a thing to do, Gink—One was to get out and ” 6HE OS, WE'RE 4 UNDER SUSPICION Panes In the first part I tell ‘em what I'm going to tell ‘em. In the sec : ond part—well, I tell ‘em. In the hey say that man makes a third part I tell ‘em what Ive told business of marrying for money # he @ polygamist? eee ‘Ob, no—a preacher A Criticiam oe A farm hand had worked in the Wanted: A Man field from dawn till darkness, do- Mistress—Why, Mary jan't this your Sunday afternoon out? Aren't you going for a walk this lovely day? Mary—Please, ma'm, I'd rather stay in, You see, most of the people out on a Sunday ia couples and I don't like to be ¢ conspicuous, “ee Drastic Chairman—Ladies and gentle men, Miss Brown will now sing ‘Only Once More.” Sarcastic Critic ness for that! d Thank good It ian't quite sure; the doctor Chairman {coming forward is coming again.” again)—Ladies and gentlemen, eee insteed of singing “Only Once Limited Resuits == te spor Brows will wing Blink (the wholesaler)—Well ‘orever and Ever how many orders did you get e089 yesterday? id Boy Gink (the salesman)—I got ter, in this veal? Well, TH bet he gave his (am- ily lots of trouble. He certainiy was a young tough. WASN'T GHEE? WELL, THERE'S UNCLE WAS AS OLD AS THE COURTHOUSE Hi BASCOM WHO HELPED Buicv rt" OUTBURSTS OF Yer! HERE LONG, WHAT'S YOUR wuRRY £ You DON'T Haye TO Go You HAVEN'T BEON You've cor LOTS OF TINE To——— THE OLD MAN HAD A KEEN MEMORY “THINK HARD!” EVERETT TRUE "THE COURTHOUSE ? WM Les THAT WAS TH YEAR a4 see — BUILT BECOMING JADED “Doncha know, Miss Pippley, I { | BY GAZING WTENTLY, SEEM “To | PONTO THE PURP LT'LL JUST. TRY THAT ON THE. “—TH YEAR EZRY HAD THE , MEASLES!” IT SAYS HEREs"SOME ANIMALS, ZE THEIR PREY” CAT. } “When You're Well, Keep Well” Another article in The Star's health campaign being conducted with co-operation of American Medical Association That special medical attention should be given to children in the] four or five years before school be- sina Ys the belief of Dr. David For syth, an Engitsh O. S. of a British passenge Would it hasten to the} ° ° Billions for a Navy for Not 1 Cent for a Navy for Aggression The Crew of F-4 ane AR-SPANGLED BANNER droops at. half-) ‘ mast, the nation is in tears, at the death of more than a score of its valiant sons, for ere this all hope of| Succoring the crew of submarine F-4 has fled. | Rest peacefully, gallant laddies. | When a man joins the army or the navy of the) ‘United States he dedicates his fortunes and his life to his country. To give his all cheerfully and manfully is but in the day’s work. | His not to reason why His but to do and die.” But the manner of the death—that’s of the mettle. ; To die on the field of battle, with the blare of the| “trumpet, the rattle of the drum, the sharp crack of the} rifle and the drone of the quick-firer in his ears, with) the acrid smell of powder in his nostrils, Old Glory wav- ‘ing proudly above him and his cheering comrades about _ him—why, that’s the soldier's chosen way. But to go down into the sea in prime of virile! manhood, with the world and its beauties photographed, upon his mind; to do so with the, full realization that he may never see it again; to die down there in the| _ black depths, just a little group of devoted men alone — —WHY, THAT'S PURE HEROISM. Will you, while your heart is filled with pity, pledge) yourself to do honor to the devoted band you mourn, A TRIBUTE THEY THEMSELVES WOULD HAVE} “CHOSEN had they known? Henceforth, when you meet one of Uncle Sam's ‘Doys, e’en though he be a lowly private, greet him with| @ Smile and a hearty word, for tomorrow, he, too, may ‘the called. : He may be stretched upon the field of battle “w hile! ¢ “soft falls the dew on the face of the dead” or else he} _ smay be rocked in the cradle of the deep, asleep forever. Will you do this little thing for the love of the (memory of the F-4? ; ‘Spring and Love YOUTH, seeking happiness, asks a maid to marry him, , when she refuses, he strolls Leschi park and Geaves a suicide note. All the world’s happiness, he said, qwas wrapped up in that one girl One girl! And at the King county courthouse, a man is on trial ause one girl, and then another, and then a thitd one, it 4s alleged, accepted him in marriage . The boy wanted one girl. He didn’t get her. ene unhappy. The man got three girls, yy, either. What's the moral? None at all. $ Spring is in the air, and love is a spring theme, and it's ‘strange that love misses some and surfeits others. ig _ It Puzzles Yours Truly UST supposing that a German war vessel should hear, - right now, we mean, the 5S. ‘ship, sinking after a collision at sea ‘aid of the passengers and crew? Why, of course it would, and once there would rescue | ‘every man jack or die a trying ; and would take them on board and feed them, and clothe them, too, if need be. And the! = other way round it would be the same i And yet if they met that same vessel steaming along, in good health, figuratively speaking, they would send it to} ‘the bottom and set the passengers and crew adrift in small} oats to possibly perish This cussed, curious, gets our goat. complexity of human nature surely | An Up-to-Dater HO said Villa was a mere bandit chief? Press dispatches state that his attack on Matamoras is being delayed because of an accident to an aeroplane he) is operating above the besieged city. That certainly removes him from the Robin Hood class, if anything can. ANNA PECK, the mountain climber, declares 25 cents a -day is enough for food. It'is; but who will pay for the orchestra, the cabaret, the tips, the cloakroom girl and the! brush boy? AMUSEMENTS MAT. METROPOLIT. 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Forsyth declares that medical inspection of element- ary school children points to a widespread physical deteriora- tion during the first four or five years of life, which leaves the majority of children hn ee rious but preventable defects. “Little or nothing has been done as yet by way of solution,” says Dr Forsyth. “Preventive measures limited to the first years are un likely to have much influence in warding off later troubles. A gap. at present unbridged, stre hes | from the first year to the fiftn when the school medical inspection begins.” As a@ suggested remedy Dr. For syth describes a plan adofted in the _ BETWEEN BABY DAYS AND SCHOOL DAYS birth to school age.” Regarding overeating, Dr. Wier Mitchell, noted Pritadel: phia physician, “Ninety per | | third more than they | need, and, as a consequence, by] are sick fully one-third of the time.” really \HAVEN’T FOUND BODY) | | Whether Chas, C. Anderson, 21 really drowned shimeeif, as be} | threatened in a ggte, left in a row boat near Leschl park Tuesday, is} still unknown. The police found no trace of a body after dragging Lake Washington all day Tuesday “TIZ” FOR SORE, | TIRED FEET--AH! grand y ; “Tiz" is for aching, city of Westminster, Eng. In Jan : uary, 1912, a medical inspection cen-| *ollen, sweaty, calloused feet ter was opened for children of or corns school age in the north half of the city. Here a staff of health visitors is maintained, to get in touch at once with every family where a child {s newly born. Through this staff every‘ child in the district is kept under medical supervision from the time of its birth until the the purpose |belng to hand the child over sound and healthy to the school authori tles. Of 374 children examined during the first year of the center, 121 were under 1 year of age, 77 under 2 years, 83, 560 and 33 under % and & years, respectively. The feal record cards showed a rapid Tise in the tide of disease with each year of life, It was found that |whif® most children in the first) period are healthy, only a small minority come through to the fifth year without atleast one physical defect of some kind “Large numbers of children,” Forsyth, “healthy in all respects at birth, become within five years the phyistcally defective entrants whom the educational authority {# required, at no small cost, to restore, #0 far as possible, to their original state of health “Yet most of these cases are pre ventable, or, if taken in time, can be remedied more speedily, and therefore more cheaply, than if left juntil school age, by which time not | store a few. will have received permanent nage—physical or mental “The problem of the defective child large resolves itself into the | |problem of the under-#school-age | ‘child, and seétrs hardly likely to be |solved by anything short of a gen eral plan insuring to all children regular medical supervision from Ah! what relief. 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PAUL JONE PAUL congress provided the beginnings) of the navy—two 24-gun frigates | (Alfred and Columbus), and two brigs (Andrea Doria and Cabot) On board these they sent powder and muskets that were borrowed from the Pennsylvania committee) of safety, Three days before in 1 this fleet was organized and congress granted to] |Esek Hopkins a commission as lcommanderin-chief, with the rank of admiral; he was supported by! purchased sloops Providence and Hornet and the schooners Wasp and Fly were added to the fleet— jand for all eight vessels, congress spent $134,333. The feet carried } 110 guns. Then occurred one of the char: acteristic sober-faced comedies of| congress in its dealing with the navy. With his elght vessels and| 110 guns, Hopkins was ordered to! | Proceed to Chesapeake bay and at-| tack the fleet of Lord Dunmore; then, if successful, to proceed to {the Carolinas and attack the Brit-| [ish force there; {f successful off the Carolinas, he was to proceed to Rhode Island and “attack, take, jand destroy all the enemy's naval/ {force you may find there.” Al |large order! ‘To oppose Hopkins, | |the British had in American waters | or on the bin 4 to America 78 mem. | of-war with 2,078 guns, Of Hop kins’ 110 guns, only 40 threw shot of nine pounds or more in weight; whereas the British had at least! 500 guns that threw shot of 18 pounds and more | Hopkins was 57, long past the age when men take desperate chances, He was convinced of the| folly of carrying out the orders he | had received, and instead of attack Jing Lord Dunmore's fleet in the Chesapeake, he sailed for the Ba-| jhamas; there he bombarded and| jcaptured Nassau, took aboant the| | governor and lieutenant governor,| jand sailed north for Rhode Island. On the way he fell in with the| British vessel Glasgow, of 20 guns,} and in the action that followed his | fleet was badly damaged by jenemy. Because he had failed to carry out his orders and had made tactical blunders in fighting the} Glasgow he was dismissed from his command by vote of congress. So jended the first lesson—in disap-| | pointment and humiliation |" Straining Y resource of money and personnel, the conti-| | Mental congress put into commis-| salon before the war ended 42 ves-| sels—and these were practically all destroyed. But before they disap-! peared, a younger generation of| instaliment (The next captains created splendid traditions | of daring for the American navy.) of Ee ‘tabloid history of the American) navy will be told in this paper to- morrow.) in One Day Sanitarium Publishes Free Book | Showing How Tobacco Habit Can Be Banished in From One to Five Days at Home. 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