The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 3, 1915, Page 4

STAR—SATURDAY, APRIL 3, 1915. PAGE 4. | or NEw SrAVERS VEST LEAGUE Second~ Claas Matior Bntered at Seatth year $8.50 lire By mail, out of olty, 850 per month up to By carrier, ott ah Billions for a Navy for _|PEACE INSURANCE Not 1 Cent for a Navy for —— ‘> ° JOHNY'S LETTER — ° n. ¥ mund sumtimes little sammy smollen jont pay very good attenshion to what the teecher fs saying and to what the other kids are rectting that is mostly why he ta al ways getting in bad with miss hollins misa bollins is the t r of the 4th grade up in harlem the other day 1 herd all about it from another kid one of the smart girls in the class was telling all what she knew about hominy which a most peeple know is made out of corn this girl who's name smith set down after told all about hominy before then sammy sammy, she says, did you hear t jessy said about hominy yeam, answers ck sammy who never paid no attention to what jessy had recited at all well then, says mise hollius seeing as you herd it all, will you give me a sentence in which bring in the word hominy korreetly sammy stands up and fidjite around until the teecher asks him whats the matter sammy | ts Jonny she had as { naid miss hollins hopped on w you HEN you assert you are on the water wagon and take} ph ie oe herd what jessy has : told the class a glass of milk you are just kidding yourself then sammy takes another Because— jf start and makes bis centense - e L | this is what it was “Milk and beer have the same ingredients | heminy martien have you _ That's what a learned doctor told the American Chemical | johny TEN MILES FROM HOME ez Even the Boss” has been a brewery The doc says: Beer is a fermented carbonaceous infuston, with or with out Mavoring substances. Milk ts a hydrolized carbonaceous infusion dishonest. Here “old il thing cows the are deceit also with or But the doc comes down to earth and hydrolosis are the proceed : Both milk and beer are the products of the same raw materials. The materials in beer are alcohol, carbon acids, proteids, carbo-hydrates and minera! ash. In milk are the same things, and both liquids contain about 85 per cent water. Alcohol and carbon acids are found in milk in the form of fat, the chemical change in the formation of milk not having gone quite so far. Bat’ so far we have never heard of any one getting drunk ton milk! fermenta Understand? All and says that same thing Say you've been tinkering with this thing two hours. 1 iggles Comes to Seattle thought you. understood it 0 UT of Duluth comes a cattle breeder with a fat bank-roll,| pea dim aang ghee and a Seattle morning paper falls all over his neck with Well, so I can. But I didn't say I could put them back, did of joy when it discovers what a powerful grouch he has the Wilson administration In an interview two columns long, this man, Guilfe war Dow'T = l 7 Buck UP OLD BOY @o OUT AND OPEN “THE MERTING ” JOHNNY MOUSE AO & VOTHIMG AS Some OTHER & See oA: OvyY BREA, HEY MAK CARE LIES ON? PROSE You wOULd LiKe. | Some Pt DIANA DILLPICKLES IN HER HOT SKETCH c \ Pit AKO.CAKE 4 WHAT THERE SHOU‘¢ 1S A CHEESE Line’ ——— TGENTLEMCN, THe BUSINESS BeVORE THE HOUSE 1% DIANA'S AGE. WE ARE @ 2 ENTITLED Se TO KNOW. "THAT's 1T— ENTHUSE 'EM VER, ur seta e. OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE PONTO THE PURP ke atl Yo MR. TRUS, THIS IS THE LAST WAR, THE UNITED STATES But HAS NOTHING TO FEAR. WE The \ ARE TODAY ENTERING THe “ike REALM whe UNIVERSAL The ne Sut se A vot your w Sur r have th be sh with w ar Is t shmi ons Jack nettle. fully would would In Difficulties Tm a back number Which Though yc you can fill yo “Und with guillotines.” ee Mother, THE MASS-MEETING FIZZLED OUT . SAL pA Aung msn: 4 J FOU Cheer Up 1 have everything to you, i happy, #0m; N find that this is true days with isn't salve you nd riches come et this, it ‘ay to be real the things you nat! Enquirer Waiting ure getting cheaper shall nev purchase one, ar an agent volunteers to sell 0 cents a ’eoria Journal, eee Correct Entry wh ad shall I place eet nery account, Mr. Blinks” “Overhead c Philadelphia arges, Smith.” er, . Willing to Please An Irishman in France had been challen ged to a duel € he cried, “we'll fight hil 8 won't de cried his sec- 8 the challenged party you ne right to choose the weap- it chivalry demands that ould decide upon a weapon hich Frenchmen are famil- hat so?” sald the generous an; “then we'll fight it out An Even Break had just been stung by a he asked thought ‘if a bee got on a nettle, 5 sting the nettle or sting the bee?” nett) the always see you on the yet you never go into the “How's the family?” a fond par-| Would you dot” | | ped ent was asked Well, my children are at a Stim Hope Mosc: ghigest diffieatt age now “Won't you be very, very happy Allee, an enthusiastic motorist, Difficult? Why, they've all | When your sentence is over!” 1, goeaxing to her friend passed the measios and teething | Cheerfully asked a woman of & \ii.4e in relation to the slow. stage, have they not? convict in prison ness of a certain young man in Long ago. But you don't 1 dunno, ma’am, I dunno,” [Poposing know a father’s troubles. My | sloomily answered the man e: children are at the age where, Yo t know!" asked the Charley seems to start easy,” beach, if | use slang, my wife says I'm woman, amazed Why not? she remarked, “and he speeds up water.” setting a bad example, and if I I'm in for life Ladies’ Home well, but just at the critical mo “Of kids think Journal ment be always skids would tly apeak corre the course not! If I did, who my bathing suit?” ¥, paints a pathetic picture of how John D. Rockefeller Andrew Carnegie worked and labored for the good of country, and Hfow the industrial relations | dared to subpoena them to make them testify ge of unemployment, and monopoly, etc. ~ | Here is a sample of the drivel exuded by Hartley, "printed with great gusto by the morning grouch é “Two of our great employers of the past, now retired| and palsied by age (John D. Rockefeller and Andrew Car- megie), were ‘yom, “Gl haled into a public hall in New York.| s.y evening in the fall packed mostly by the I. W. W. and other scum of the city,| Suddenly, from a group of rells to be heckled by a government official named Walsh, who) \ous workers across the way, there his mouthings so disgusts and insults OUR DECENT |"? S?pea!ing on the autumn air PLE. This PERSON Walsh represents the majesty daye bases rninlnne ane cise of our government and is paid from its treasury. The old commission about the A gang of half-tipsy ball players sat drearily on the curb in front of }a Chicago saloon. It was on a Sun In th f the players mind of one of men he dragged out and vented his coarse sarcasms upon| sad memories of his mother who rm r s °o n th cred were | but yesterday among the greatest builders of the em-|‘!"*! *"# ' 7 By: er ‘4 pact : | music in his little lowa log cabin, Ho ng years fore ore slowly rous Poor old Jawn D.! ! And dear old Andy Carnegie! ,|ed. Tears came to his eyes Palsied with age Dragged out to a public hearing!| And that was the moment when Eioesn’t it make you weep for the defenseless old men? “Billy” Sunday, then a member of |the Chicago National baseball team, took his first step toward Christ! This is the way “Billy” Sunday| himself tells today of that greatest moment in his life Really, what would become of Kockefeller #f the Duluth cattle breeder the didn’t jump to their rescue! hat sone of the best lawyers in the « and Carnegie morning grouch 1” Walsh (who the doesn't} and Seat pe is untry, by way) ‘ pe 1 was out with a crowd of the) @eem to show sufficient deference to “people who count boys. They were many of them fa What would Ruggles, of Red Gap, think of such conduct ?| mous in their day. We had had a} HORRORS! round of drinks and were sitting a idly the curb, when I heard the| : * i‘ |hymns from a religious gathering} Now Marie Cahill, erstwhile star of Broadway's theatres,! across the street | | files a petition in bankruptcy giving liabilities at $31,400 and At that moment God began to | assets at $320. Who would have thought to see the fair) int upon my pang lla and 9 ' and frolicsome Marie settle at one cent on the dollar. mother taught me to love Christ and| ag aaa His Bible The Detroit street railway commission accepted the offer| “I found myself sobbing, and at| that moment one of the workers of the Detroit United Railways to take over the lines by as- suming a mortgage of $24,000,000. The jitneys are causing} stepped across the street and said to me: ‘Won't you come with me @ good many to craw! from under. to the mission?” | poral “His gentle tones helped me over a . KING GEORGE has climbed aboard the water wagon. He has noth.|the last step. ‘I'm through, boys, | Ing on our own George Cotterill. }1 said, suddenly rising. ‘I'm going 3 oa |to, Jesus Christ | 4 And, while some laughed mock g T's hen the chi y oo sii” & poor day when the chief can’t Iseue some jitney bus reguia-| ine and others remained silent, I on d iis lturned my Wack on the gang and Ee |made my way to the little misaion,| And there myself up. ays, to 0 In abje body vior. out to the park The Woman Who Takes the proper help to keep her digestion right and her system Lankorgyelniny ypetton aah disor from poisonous accumulations, is’ not troubled nuld not let myself fenr—the jibes | of my teammates free q ay headaches, backache, languid feelings, unnat- E sufferings. All women who have tried “It was the happiest surprise of ;. my life when all the boys, one after lanother—Mike Kelly, Anson (the best of them all), Clarkson, Flint! jand the rest—came up to me with |smiles and encouragement and know this famous remedy to be the proper help for them. |hearty handshakes. There was nev-| few doses will make immediate difference und occasional use wil Jer a knock from one of them! cause a permanent improvement in health and strength. They And that was the way I came to cleanse the system ani Rey the blood and every woman who || Jess Christ relies on Beecham’s Pill not only enjoys better physical |} oe condition, with quieter nerves and brighter spirits, but she Issuance of a permit to the Seat Enjoys A Clear Complexion por track on Fifth avenue for the Die. Special Value te Women with Every Bon. eres oe ronrwhore. | more central depot, was recom mended Friday by tle city council purpose of handling freight at a bones, 10c., 26, franchise committee. The matter will go to the council Monday. Billy Sunday Tells How He Was Converted; Snapshots of Famous Revivalist at Home er | “When You're Well, Keep Well” *s health cam campaign being conducted Medical Association It is not sparing the rod but spar-yize t ing the toothbrush that spoils the| really child. Investiga work |tion by officials connected with Jof the New York Juvenile associa: | |tion asserts that 91 per cent of the} |delinquent boys that come to the Jassoctation to be looked after have} bad teeth, from which they suffer and that instead of worrying only} jabout their morals, the association] |worrtes about their teeth, with the Jresult that after two years of com |petent dentistry and daily use of! |the toothbrush, 90 per cent of the} turned out reformed an of fee boys are The Oriental idea that the seat of |morals is located in the liver is va-| ried by the authorities} of the institution. They| joca stomach Their not whether a boy is good at but is he good in the | They have found that the bad boy usually is an anaemic omewhat New York it in the inquiry heart | boy, the anaemia being due to | poor digestion, through insuf. ficient nourishment, caused by When this boy Is cor- becomes nor mal, takes on a saner and healthier view of life and its duties, and changes his whole moral attitude. bad teeth, | rected, the 1! Blily Sunday and Mrs, Sunday} start on revival trip. At left, the! Sundays’ home at Winona Lake, and| M ATTENTION, WOO $1.50 26. ea letarnae A ceo ‘ON HAND PMA HOGANY-FINISH, JUDGE REJECTS PLEA OF GUILTY, in the air. | could would use care in the matter of Hen— THREEGL. hat, after all, the grown-ups know very little about the ing of the child mind, and punishment for deeds, which dult standards were wrong, but institutions that which, according to child ethics, handle delinquent were quite open to reasonable ex- children has planation, was both stupid and in- shown that bad | humane. teeth make bad — | boys and girls Scientists say that a baby | The president comes into the world with less chance to live one week than old man of 90, and tess chance to live a year than one 80. Yet thou be saved nds of infants if mothers ding and cleanliness QUIET ANYWAN” rs. Peck—And I tell you that (below) the evangelist with his} For a long time now there has| if we women were at the front | wife, daughter and three sons gath-|heen a growing tendency away] things would be different ered on the front steps. |from punishing bad children tor| Mr, Peck—Yes, my dear— LES _. __} most educators have come to real! they would be, at home anyway. D BUTCHERS SAW QUICK-ADJUSTING, ‘ $1.25 pach of the three lev els; one one plumb, ‘one le el and one 00 FINCH CARBORUNDUM WHEEL, INC LOGED GRA TOOL, PORTLAND, April Marking |i G ROOVED GRIP WOOD LEVEL his first experience with criminal | Brass guard on adjusting side of ¢ cases while on the bench, Judge | plumb level, ono level and one extra for getting odd grades, W. Hl, Gatens of the state cireult | $2.50 THREE-VIAL STERL LEVEL . Jeourt re the plea of guilty | tock is made of cold rolled steel; sania i of Ray Goodwin and discharged | graduating vial Jhim. Goodwin was accused of! thee Mrs. A. M. Jones of Los Angeles was found by the po-| titted tt, Ber ulh peplanation Heise > WOODHANDLE COPING SAW isfled the judge that he bought ,AD TO DEMONSTRA' hysterics these days, lice in a hysterical condition, waving $560 in yellow bank notes Nobody blames her at all. terfeit bill would come mighty near throwing anybody into) BLADE SPINNING’S CASH ST the goods in good faith “It is not right,” said the judge, ‘that a criminal stain should be 'put on your wife and child, under the circumstances.” The sight of a coun- 2 WHAT THE oer > SHARPENER WILL DO 1415-1417 Fourth Av. ORE