The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 2, 1915, Page 4

STAR—FRIDAY, APRIL 2, 1915. PAGE 4, THE SEATTLE | DIANA DILLPICKLES IN HER HOT SKETCH a etal TOM, DICK AND HARRY ARE COMING, WELL ASk HER OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAG FATHER. THEY'RE GROWING To BE 4 POINT BLANK" “SHE MUST TELL : 5 ° A Sign of Spring You've Missed me HE sun is shining on the front porch. The ‘ children’s voices carries far through the clear air ii be spring. ve m the street little girls are jumping the rope ith rubber ball and jacks ae A tiny tot appears on the porch lugging the things dearest mT music of It must playing = We'll play house.” s It IS spring! WD the “make-believe” parties the little women are giving wher- the sun has warmed a porch corner—though on some Stairs or fire escape you're likely to find the happiest of all, with some shabby little “mother” and her little \-family “making-beli¢ve” she’s a “grand , grown up and “keeping house.” They'll tell you—those droll little women with their int, wise airs, their long skirts and turned-up pigtails, this of “let's pretend we are grown up and keeping house” | the “mostest fun” of all their games. unless your heart is very old indeed, you'll agree the little sisters of “let’s pretend” that making believe Te grown up is much more fun than being really grown when making believe about things is one of the penalties inflicts on you; when pretending is a hateful business no longer a childish game. Move on Scutari PHE public, or that portion which is following the move- ments of the Allied fleets about the Dardanelles, sees frequently the mention of Scutari. There are, as it} two cities by that name, both in Turkey. One is} # in Albania, on the Adriatic, at the conflpence of the} ‘rivers Bojani and Drinassi. It is of some importance, hav- Hing a population of 35,000, and {s fortified, the citadel crown- - an eminence. _ The Scutari most frequently referred to in dispatches, | » is the city in Asiatic Turkey on the Bosphorus,| posite Constantinople. This city is quite a large and pros-| ous place. It contains great granaries and is an important market. _ Located there also are many fine bazaars and baths, mili- barracks, and a seraglio of the sultan. The population| about 150,000. Scutari is strongly fortified on the Bos- side but its land defenses are inadequate. Hence the) of the Allies to capture Smyrna, so that an approach! may be made from the rear of the city. Scutari and Smyrna| in their possession, Constantinople might be taken without the passage of the Dardanelles being first effected. Co-opera- tion from the land side by use of a strong expeditionary force, with the Russian Black Sea fleet, the forts of the Bos-| ; is might be captured, admitting the Russian armada to} "the Sea of Marmora, thus assailing the Dardanelles fortifica- tions from both sides. In other words, Scutari is the back! Edoor to European Turkey, which the Allies would like to! ‘} unlock. ? siahbaiietiainen Try Chilly Contempt, Chile! HILE has protested to Great Britain and Germany at} the violation of her neutrality involved in the sinking of the Dresden within the three-mile limit off the Chilean ‘coast. There’s an old saying that if one toys with fire one’s “fingers may be burned, which Chile might well remember. "BA coldly disdainful and silently contemptuous attitude would appear to be Chile’s cue Kir department of commerce for complaining of excess work, Rebuking| 4H} SECRETARY REDFIELD strenuously rebuked an employe of the “Soe ii for complaining of excesa work always goes with that kind of whiskers, +. a“ at ONE SCIENTIST has discovered that one may tell from the teeth) Ti of a child what sort of a man he will be. We've noticed that when they| 4) are stained with tobacco, the kid is likely to become a tough guy. - ‘FOR UPSET STOMACH, INDIGESTION, — GAS, HEARTBORN—PAPE'S DIAPEPSIN | |i Sour, sick, upset stomach, ind!-|meal, then take a little Diapepsin.| pep - heartburn, dyspepsia; | There will not be any distress eat without fear. It's because Fwhen the food you eat ferments| fai .vimout fear | It's be reg. Tinto gases and stubborn lumps; | ulate weak | Viyour head aches and you feel sick |that gives it {ts millions of sales and miserable, that’s when you) annually. 4p realtze the magic in Pape's Diapep-| Get a large fifty-cent case of ‘sin. It makes stomach distress go|Pape's Diapepsin from any drug five minutes. If your stomach|store. It is he quickest, surest sis in a revolt—if you can't get it|stomach relief and cure known, It ff regulated, please, for your sake,|acts almost like magic, It is a ys try Pape’s Diapepsin. It's so need-| scientific, harmless stomach prep bad stomach—-make | aration which truly belongs in ey- meal a favorite foodiery home. © her heart—her doll, its carriage, her dishes, her little chairs. ay “Yoo-hoo—Lucy, ast your mamma tin you tum over.| There’s no more unmistakable sign of winter's flight than} outof-order stomacha| MECHANIC. Get Busy!" Jitneye Little five-cent, When you are spent For riding around earth, I'll be one of the cusses ‘Who rides in the buses, » I'll get my jitney’s worth P. 8. to a strap! on ‘t Exist what's a it William dox? | Father—A paradox, my son, {fa woman who wears silk stock ings and tries to keep secret para see Climatic Logic A young lady to New Zealand to get went to a dressmaker for trousseau. The dressmaker sug gested a warm one. The young lady seeing Zealand one The dressmaker replied: “I assure you, mistaken, frozen meat fs a beautifully comes from.” ore Full of Words “She talks like a book.” “You, the volume of her speech ts wonderful.” ee A Mild Protest Peals of laughter the president's room as the sec retary stepped out, Mr. tral NUISANCE « YOU'RE A GOOD tw \ this WALT! WHO GOES THERE? —— And I won't have to hang it a who was going married her asked why, that the climate of New mild adam, you are for that is where the = GIVE TR COUNTER SGA)! ame from Green is too busy to see you at present,” said the secre- tary politely I'm sorry called on business back and tell Mr. Green said the man who Will you go that I've got two stories Just as good as the one he's heard let me in to tell them?” Arriving At it walking through a certain town when he met an old whom he ing up to him, he said out brains Na. T couldna dae are ye, yerself?” ee Consideration “What are your reasons refusing to vote for me?’ the statesman. “You seemed to be a friend of mine.” “T am. you. congressman's hard work, hours and smal! pay A young student was one day “When You're Well, Keep Well” Another article in The Star’s health campaign being conducted he'll = Tswucns if au6nr MNAVE KAlOwsA! half-wit, thought to chaff. Go- “Well, John, can you tell mo how long a man can live with aid John, “I'm sure that; but hoo auld for asked always I think the world of I've been reading about a jong I'm going to save my 1 don’t like. vote for somebody YER THAT'S HER AGE! * OH, DID 2 EVER Te. YOu Fewows ABOUT MY ExPeRience with A GRIZZLY BEAR IN Yes, "ve HEARD Yu Te iT THRee OR FOUR TMeS AND EVERY TIMG IT WAS DiFFERENTS NOW GO ANGAD WT IT —— MAYBE SOME OF THE OT Boye HAVEN'T HEARD tr A Long Trip He was a college professo: who w of his kind heart the not uncommon failing of absent-mindnens. day his married niece favored him for a long time with loud praises of her first-born. at last she paused for breath, the professor felt that ‘he must but who had scholastic Stoop shouldered men and wom- en by the thousands are to be found among peo- ple who work all day at desks in close, stuffy of tices. Nine out of ten when the subject is men- tioned will square away their should- ers and say, “Y that.” Then they make a momentary re. solve that they will brace up and overcome the fault, but in the ma- moment. That {t is a fault and one that has a distinct bearing upon health there is no question. No system of physical culture t« complete which does not include exercises which teach erect car riage and deep breathing. One these is Impossible without the oth er, and that is the danger that stoop shoulders indicate. To maintain good health we should use our lunge to their normal capacity at all tim The proper purification of the blood by oxygen requires ample breathing. Drop your shoulders forward and then try to take a full breath and you will how Im- possible it is to do so In that position, You can only half breathe when the shoulders are bent forward and the breast bone is depressed. lower portion of the lungs cannot be emptied and Instead of receiv: ing a supply of fresh air they will be filled with left over air To work, sit or walk all day with the shoulders hunched forward |means that the lung capacity ts lessened just so much and @ cor. responding loss of vitality results | When a person goes about “all stooped over” it also results in a displacement of the abdominal or. |gans and this In turn causes ser. lous digestive disturbances Pure water | luxury. Pure water Is a necessity, | Pure water is cheap, | Impure water is dangerous. Impure water is expensiv Ground waters must be pro- tected. Surface-waters must be puri- fied. 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Filtration has been just by experience I am getting a little careless about | 5 , 5 sult In equally distress When the bowels are clog with an accumulat refuse from the stom |} child naturally become: |) and fretful from the discomfort is often punished for tem when medical attention ta |) really what is needed. |) and The xt |) cross and unhappy, |) parent reason, try mild laxative Dr |) Syrup Pepsin ts a mild time your ehild ts without ap rec because ¢ a opiate or narcotic ¢ and its gentle action, It Is sold in drug stores everywhere. free trial bottle « by writing to Dr Washington New Hair Grower Brings Lustre, Life, Beauty rfinn Stops Dandri Loas—Sha « i¢ | | Any with Hivels one tn thin, dull oattle who ts troubled falling hair can pos! and surely rejuvenate and re | plentan it by using the }Treatment, This Is an absolute! new method that makes the hair fairly ml with beauty and acalp the y for ton ing the scalp and inducing unfailir halr-growing conditions, With e bottle you recetve absolutely unique Harfina Shampoo and druff Comb. The of induces more thorough eleaniiness linvigorates the s« free « Pan » Un Harfina treat , dandruff and iteh Aisappear, a. aturd and the whole head b jand beautiful Get the genuine from your druggist }it and will refund money if not tht | tstactory, Kesp the Children } ; Bright and Happy | Harfina nes lustrous|armor of a battleship, which the | | | |Gathmann the: comb | inches, Harfina for boc He guarantgen ||POINDEXTER IS HEAD OF PROBE OF ARMOR GRAFT By Gilson Gardner WASHINGTON, April 2. The senate committee on ex- penditures in the war depart- ment is apparently going thor- oughly Into an investigation to determine whether army navy officers have viol their baths by favoring armor and munition The committee taking testimony from Lo: Gathmann, inventor of the Gathmann system of high-ex- plosive shells, similar to those now being used by foreign but which were dis- our own government * which Gathmann claime were fake which he swears fa leading reports we the officers conce: hie testimony in printed. committee is Poindexter of Washington 1991 congress appropriated 550 to enable the secretary of war make a comparative test of destructive energy between the torpedo gun and the army 12-4nch gun against two sim. ‘lar targets, representing the side nstruction of the latest type of battleship. just 1 headed by Miles In to swears that 50 wit the offictal photo: graphs will reveal the fact that the Gathmann target was made 100 per cent larger, and probably 500 per cent stronger than the army target He quotes from the report the statement that “representatives of the Gathmann Co. were consulted before each round * * * and in each case expressed themselves as being satisfied with the con ditions,” and declares this state. ment false. But bis most important testi mony refers to the report of the results of the tests as made by the army officials. He points out that the report fails to mention the fact that the whole armor plate was forced back fully 19 “which,” he says, “on a vessel, would have forced in the side of the ship, causing it to sink from the Inflow of water.” Instead, they reported that “had this projectile struck the belt Gathmann nesses and target represe have endangered Gathmann cited d, it would the vessel,” to the commit. not tee a number of patents secured greatly beloved because One | When | | jamine his |team of horses belonging to Curley \& JOHNY'S LETTER a | wensdy—1 gens the. next time the williams famly has com pany for dinner on sundy they will » there little freddy a furlow or leaf of absence caus he sirtenly did stir up sum trul ble last sundy but if mr, williams brother wasnt such a hefty feeder at the tabel when hes invited out to a meal this woodent be a storey to rite about today mre williams much on her aint stuck so brother in law for one reason other, prineaply vecause he eats em out of house and home when he stays for his meals well last sundy he came over for another mess of food and he was keeping up his rekard eating plates clean when mrs williams tried to be polite and ast brother in law to have another peace of ple hungry brother hands over his plate and chirps why reely, ive allreddy had 2 peaces, but its such good pie i beleeve | cood eat another P J there was where freddy broke loose haw, haw or he hollered, maws rite again, pop, she said unckle wood make a pig of hisself and 1 gees hes done it alirite, allrite see whiz you ovght to scen bis paw grab little freddy and yank him Into the parlor when { saw freddy yesterday coodent sit down yet oe ECONOMICAL ¢ & he “Snoggies says the principal reason he married Miss Billyuns was that they would have so much in common.” “Sure! Her money.” , ee Selective Method ir client going to plead say something. n the little fellow walk?” he asked, with every appearance of interest “Walk?” erled the mother in. dignantly. “Why, he's been walking now for five months! “Dear me!’ exclaimed the pro- fesnor, ing into ab straction. a long way he must have gone!” “Is ) insanity? I haven't decided,” replied the lawyer He wants to look the ground over and see which is the easiest to escape from, the prison or the asylum.”—Birming- ham Age-Herald. The out you. the officers who was! of the board, one of sold to the Carnegie Steel Co. and the Bethlehem Stee! Co. for $35,000, at the time the tests were being made, as show ing the close connection between the officials and the trust The committee decided voluminous doc filed as exhibits before calling ad-| ditional witnesses, | When a thief drove out of the fown of Silverfield, Nev. with a by one of a member which was $1.00 Franco R 30c Doz. 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