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STAR—WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24, 1915. PAGE 4, ILLPICKLES IN HER HOT SKETCH HER AGE STILL A SECRET THE SEATTLE STAR pins? > Si seabicntabaibenaieon - os Fits RieT, * By Joye, 1Ve Gor ToGo © AMEM, M88 DULPICKLES, cx USTEN, IF HER BER OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPArhks THE MAS6 FORMATION ABOUT IT WITH GUM SHOES —~ Leap } or ree oe : MOTHER MARRIED |, ONAN. SHE'D ——— — = . 1S TOO Risky, * HER UP To GIVING NER AGE “eiLVEre DING *" GOODNESS, NO» IH POO — # Be UNDER 15 ~~ ‘Telegraph News Service of the United Prese Asset ” " Warr, PeLL “i DEAD AWAY.* e Soont? i DICK= NOT UNTIL \ GE6IDES ITS ONLY ——— — —— =a “WAIT, PELL O} . . T . vy 510 Entered at Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Clase Mattor Po Prod a hd ) Fu $0 WN aha A 1925 goL10 worv! HER STEPMOTHER — ncahtaanatiaellie Y AND Fin Va By mat}, out of city, Me per m up to 6 @ mow. $1.90; year $8 ATTACK. D OUT, Here By carrier, city 260 @ month. \ r nx Main D400, Private | | Billions for a Navy for PEACE INSURANCE Not 1 Cent for a Navy for Aggression _A Good Indian—Dead at Last! WPVHE LEGISLATIVE SESSION OF 1915 IS LIKE THE & GOOD INDIAN, A GOOD LEGISLATIVE SESSION © SIT Is DEAD A New Aliment PONTO THE PURP ,,, wi. Sihuhured and un traveled. For 45 years he had lived in the country, At last he made a trip to the elty JOHNY'S LETTER ° n, y, mundy—theres a family in hobuken that lost {ts grandpa GOLLY, WHAT A LONG THAT CHAIR'S TAKEN DRive! (1. Get IT o* Among its effects are a political la and testa There, for the first timd tn his 4 becaus he died the other eay Ame g its : ec : 4 a pe iti : vt bat and testament AND MAKE A ‘HIT? Min nat Gees ER A ae VM HOLDING 1T FORA yf theres a ittle gurl in the house ing amendments to certain historical documents that WITH THE HoMer through her gymnastic exercises FRIEND OF MINE — --- YNCH WERE) named gladdis who ts a purty ive become out of date and misleading. It is proposed in Teamt for the amudement of the little TOmICHy! rite kid as far as kids of her age and secks can be yesterday morning when her maw came home from church Mt tle gladdis wan setting up a aw- ful holler Youd athot sumbody had a kicked her on the shin or sum thing but nobody had done that landsakes ddis, said her maw, why are you crying 1 found granpas specks says gladdis still acrying you found granpas speck tickels replys her mother, well what of that she inkwires o me o my, cries gladdis while her maw does the most to come fort her . what will pore granpa éo way Did you read about the terrible up in hevon without his specks Slaughter in this morning's pa- ones at home, After gaaing at her with looks of interest and compassion for some time, he asked a boy who was standing near if she had fits No,” the boy replied, “Them's gymnastics,” Ab! how sad!" said the man. How longs she bad ‘em? New York Tir this interesting instrument that the following documents be mended to read as follows (amendments in black face; orig “inals in parentheses) : ee o oka A portion of the Declaration of Independence—1776- “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men e are created unequal, that they are endowed by the Creator with certain (inalienable) undesirable and undeserved rights, | that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happi Mess. That to (secure) destroy these rights, governments instituted among Men deriving their just powers from the consent of the friends of the law makers of the governed His Sole Comfort Wombat is hard to please. Wants everything different from anybody else. So? Yes; the ony thing he ts sat infied with ts his telephone num ber. Loulsville CourlerJour nal | A portion of the 14th Amendment to the Constitution of | the United States—1868 | K “Nor shall any state (deprive) secure to any ordinary m (of) life, liberty:or property with or withouf due . r “Vv johny per? ess of law; nor (deny) grant to any ordinary persons out vee Oe ee Lane ER ASKS You why or re What do you mean slaughter— thin its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.” against marrying that man, dear 4 S&AT FOR HIN Somewhat Colored battle, bargains or the measures Pei gs at | I'm sure he will lead a double TEL Witt YOU CoukdDN'Y Do 17 BE- A bully fired off a pistol at one rgninst the foot-and-mouth dis 1889— | marry him I'll to lead a THE YALL VERY UNEXPECTEDLY { missed him. The latter made ‘envy o “We, the ple of the State of Washington, grateful to! Supreme Ruler of the Universe for an opportunity to lish our liberties, do ordain this Constitution 9 | eee ee | Article I, Section 1 of the Constitution of the State of} ‘ashington— | “All political power is inherent in the friends of the law- of the people and governments derive their just powers the consent of the friends of the lawmakers of the gov d and are established to protect and maintain such friends destroying ordinary individual rights.” | ee j : eee | use of his cane in legitt mate self-defense. The lawytr of the first gives the following version of the incident ‘The two friends met, a dis pute arose”—(sinking his voice to a whisper)-—"my client very quietly discharged his gun”—(in stentorian tones)—and his oppo nent dealt him in return an en-o-o-ormous blow with « stick!” . single one, and that's worse. Omaha Bee. Settling It They were just about to get married, and were discussing the details of domestic economy But I'm afraid, dearest, we shall not be able to afford a servant at first.” he said, look ing tenderly at her ‘Oh, Harry, what ever will the neighbors say when they see me doting my own work? Why, darting,” replied Harry, genuinely puzz whose work do you want to dot oe His Vocabulary The inspector was talking about adverbs and adjectives. Does your master use adverbs and adjectives?” he asked. , sir,” chorused the schol- Article I, Section 8, Constitution of the State of Wash- jon— | » “No law granting irrevocably any privilege, franchise or} m ity to any one but the friends of the lawmakers shal! passed by the legislature. ij ee Fragmentary Recital A celebrated violin’ was ines motor car accident one day A ww * paper, after recording the acct dent, said ‘Well, what does he use when he does not use adverbs and ad- jectives?” “Gee, Uncle Bill, there's times 3 = : “ iy i There wax a silence. Finally a when I wisht I wuz as big all over Article I, Section 29, Constitution of the State of W ashe} a | Weare happy to state that he little fellow put up bis hand. as yousare.” lon = was able to appear the following “He generally uses a ruler, “Hum—and when is that?” | “The provisions of this Constitution are mandatory unless evening in three pieces.” “At meal times.” (express word) the friends of the icyislators they are de-| ed to be otherwise.” x | Article 1, Section 12, Constitution of the State of Wash- “When You're Well, Keep Well Another article in The Star’s health campaign being conducted with co-operation of American Medical Association “No law shall be passed granting to any citizen, class of| How Japanese Could Quickly Conquer actrees pve menses fees San Francisco in Event of an Invasion same terms shall not equally belong to all citizens or} porations.”” | “ef @ @ | Part of Article II, Section 18, of the Constitution of the ¢ of Washington— teity, bay and harbor requires the HOW TO PREVENT HIVES use of two armies; one stationed { in the Santa Clara valley, 50 or 60 miles south of the city, at the base Many people get the spring feel-) if they would wash the body every big enongh to ing and hives at the same time.|morning with a cloth and ‘cold “The style of the laws of the State shall be ‘Be it enacted|” the Gchbe thé:ciens utente tha] Usually SRSY |water they would find a big im: by the friends of the legislature of the State of Washington.’ north on the Sausalito peninsula, | blame the warm provement in their health and } : Re ee &Y A MILITARY EXPERT The Japancse landing armies) 65? dave for jonny es eee Portion of Article XII, Section 22, of the Constitution of WASHINGTON, March 24.— would be debarked, one of them| 07°, Sepeting | ' the State of Washington— Supposing that Because of the 204 sees sasth, of San Feansioce| Ta “sad, sesort ‘CHILD S TONGUE “Monopolies and trusts shall never be (allowed) forbid-| ee ee ee Gonend Par other 150 miles to the north in| ‘© ® wash of eee oF Chwarted in this state.” | | @ war with Japan and the latter heey ste i ; country had gained contro! of A new article is recommended: the Pacific oc we would “WHAT IS THE CONSTITUTION BETWEEN! then quickly rn that the FRIENDS?” maximum force that could be ‘ewe (0 | mobilized in time to oppose a Verily, a fitting epitaph for a good legislative session _ Japanese landing on the west- Seattle Municipal New | | Bodega bay | Should the American forces sta-| 80d4 Water to al- . {tioned north and south of the city) Jeviate their suf- ) to defend the two peninsulas be fering, saying, “Oh, my blood’s just inferior to the Japanese landing Ve heated.” |thefr positions and San Francisco Usually from overeating. So physi-/ | would fall clans advise dieting as the best pre-| } | Thus the best defense in a navy, Yentive and cure for hive: ern coast is really less than 10,000 men toe The ecientist 1 +] Children love this “fruit laxa- } {big enough to head off the landing he scientist has learned tha a | Our forces at the present time at trdenh Ne INNES! hives come from a sort of neuralgia| tive,” and nothing else cleanses Sure Sign are sonttored in PY ififferent gar The maximum forces which the| Which {# the result of poisons im th Septet . liver and bow- er ae i risoned posts in the United States ton iatatan ee nel the blood, polac th have been|@l8 80 nicely : LEMENT Gibson says Bryan's letter on neutrality is all} ‘To gather them together and Norval psy hore dla + eel the Diood, poisons which have been! "A child simply will not stop plays * : » : ~ » Pac poe ane por d_xtation for the t ling to ean! A in favor of Germany. Herman Ridder declares it sounds| transport to the Pacific coast is a Map showing points to the north and south of San Franciecol fence of San Francisco within five, One of the poisons which gen- rena 4a tees Socoree annie ca as if it emanated from London Before it could be completed, the| Where Japa would land for an attack on the city and the United) months of the declaration of war, rally is the cause of hives is found! goq with waste, liver gets sluggisl > G boy, Bill 7 t ! { Washington. Or.| States army's probable lines of defen jeould not possibly exceed 100,000) !0 fish. milk and juicy meats) stomach sours, then your Iittle on ~ Good mk ill, hha ve got “em guessing! A sure sign|conquest of Washington and Ore) i canada sid Ged ebm 18 Va io alain Gal a meats from carcasses that have not! becomes ‘cross, halfsick, feverish of impartiality is to have everybody kicking 1 panelay Glamor Git net reuvitl cece peniteula Pacific, and if it should be lost,| The Japan ef rees posing fey en ee eat, sle or act natural: lin throwing such forces as were) From the standpoint of naval| naval control of the Pacific very|‘° \ e eens 0 troops would hives a person: ahoulé te“skre to} breath is bad, system full of cold, A Strap for Every One coliected against the invaders of| strategy alone, San Francisco is| probably could never be regained) consist probably of not less than Vitor n Rowen, chenld we ouee, £0) has sore throat, stomach-tche OF 7 9 si ‘ s | Washington and Oregon, the mili-|the most important point on the by the American fleet. | 150,0 eran troops Keen the bowels open. When start-| diarrhoea. Listen, Mother! See 1 HE mayor of New York has issued a sweeping order that |tary authorities wouml undoub: I cast The forts defending San Fran. = ae teu Bad Hee “taking » eno| nen “ys eran od, then give a tea } the surface car lines shall not at any time carry passen — a —— _ cisco are not self-protective from mel purge. Then, to keep them| ies” and California Syrup of si ‘ auythion Wat waval atteek | x Figs,” and in a few hours all the } gers “to exceed one and one-half times the seating capacity HOW T0 HAVE LONG | ‘The defense of San Francieco| moving freely one should drink a| constipated waste, sour bile and { of the car.” am ‘The $18,570 sult of William I glass or two of water upon arising] undigested food passes out of the + ne $18,570 sult o Miam Det e : ; : : in the morning and should eat agar) system, and you have a wi ll, play- Good! Then every man will at least get his strap and | BEAUTIFUL HAIR Broke Her Husband tering against Henry Roden, a law-|in oatmeal, a fig paste containing! ful child again, bape. that’s something to be thankful for. Let’s try it here ETS C000 JOB r : yer ot ery, was plac | hands of a jury in the fede isi | By a Hair Specialist of Drinking before Judge Neterer Tues 1 in the | chopped-up senna leaves | Millions of mothers give “Call SINCE THE Dresden’s destruction, Germany has only two crui It is not hard to stop the hair |case is the outcome of litis al court Patients suffering from hives| fornia Syrup of Figs” because it i$ The | would do well to live for two weeks! perfectly harmle children love y | fre ote s tion|on tea or coffee, bouillo it, and it never fails foaming the seas, and they don’t report business very brisk, | edward D arnaley, the boy burs ea ag Ms Bd reese ae An Illinois Wife Broke Her Husband! concerning the Dome Creek gold = he pacha petataen pgrny RP fives ae Poet oo — bs - hg bia . ®| From Drinking With a Simpl g cls f 0 4 4 4 “ ye vo . lar, who asked The Star to help| used. There is no hope for the Aeslie Fini dia Gave” jmining claims in that region cereals, butter and sugar and bread| Ask your druggist for a 50-cent TEXAS HAS passed the compulsory education bill. The jaw ts | Ifrom coarse flour. Starting the|bottle of “California Syrup of scalp where the ‘cots are dear tald to be the best compulsory schooling measure any Southern state, Him find a Job so he could quit] ru” miere the hal roots ane fond sp hlseiyy | r) third week beets, celery and spin-| Pixs,” which has full directions for | has. It provides that all children of scholastic age must attend schoo! Ursling and lead an honest Ife, 1) inoue who have not reached this | That the liquor habit can be ban. \KILLS EM FOR COIN ach can be added to the diet | bables, children of all ages and for q until 12 years old or until they have passed the Fourth grade. has been given the chance. Dear! -onaition, immediate steps should | ished secretly is the claim of a well.| {. For a person greatly addicted to| 8'OWn-ups plainly printed on the haley left for Alaska last night 10/46 taken to stop it before it 1s too|known Peoria, Ill., woman whose] LONDON. March 24.—-The cascyhives boiled meat is less barmful| bottle. Beware of counterfeits sold company with @ cannery OWNeT/ iste Here is a simple recive |nusband wad a heavy drinker forlce gia saan Sinith, wharca |than meats cooked tn other ways,| here. Get the genuine, mado by who has agreed to give the boy ®! which you can make at home, that years. In a recent statement sho| ith the murder of thrge ar iia | particularly if the meat is soaked| California Fix Syrup Company. arek sesenee. ri | will stop the hair from falling out, |said: “I broke my husband from|wives, began in the How street |! Cold water before being bottled, | Refuse any other kind with com Through the efforts of Judge) promote ite growth and eradicate | drinking with the following simple,|court Tuesday. Smith 1s charged — Ser SAFE GENTI E REMEDY Ronald, to whom the boy first ap! scalp eruptions and scalp humors. |inexpensive recipe which I gave se.|with making away with his three| People who bathe seve 9 pealed, permission was obtained) To a half pint of water add 1 02. \cretly: To 3 oz. of water add wives to gain control of their for. & Week In warm water may find LEAN: for Dearnaley to nccept the work.| hay rum, a «mall box of Barbo|grains of muriate of ammonia, a| tunes that sufficient for cleanliness, but! SES YOUR KIDNEYS He was at Iberty on @ conditional Compound and % oz. of glycerine, |gmall box of Varlex Compound and| : Me a tited GOLD MMDAL (300 years they have parole which provides that he must! and apply to the hatr, rubbing with | | | 10 grains of pepsin. Give a tea | , : na stand-! not leave the state the finger tips, two or three times |«noonful three times a é Haarlem Oil has been a standard |ard household remedy. They are| Dearnaley has been a thief since a week. ‘These ingredients can be thee Me ihe teod or ie figs ed TAKE LAUNCH RID iJ FA Pri t aed 5 7 i be — us a ere ocr 30 to 75' household remedy for kidney, liver,|the pure, original imported Ha , . ‘ported Haar-\11 years old. He said he has tired| obtained at any drug store at very |teq or milk. This recipe o pial Piadder and stomach trouble, and/lem Oil your great-grandmother|of the old Ife and through Thel little cost and mixed at home. | riite 1 at any drug store, la petetel About 40 Seattle business rifen| a THIRD AIN Good Sewed Work. Best Oak Leather } | Commodore W. G. | 181 ANN 1049 wer Floor Pike Place Market | all diseases connected with the uri-| used, and are perfectly harmless.| «+ - chance to tedeemiT scine not o: onnate! Bary organs. The kidneys and|The healing, soothing oll souks \rince ee 0 Tedeom| Miowth of” the bate. but darkens HAVING CLOSELY observed the sufferings of several presidents, Senator Root says, “Not for Eli in 1916!” RATE Stall 68, harmless and haa no color, taste or| Were guests imeelt |xrowth of the hair, but darkens . Sor ‘ Norris of the Seattle Yacht elut bladder are the most important or-|into the cells and lining of the . bs waht smell, Any wife or mother can stop| Norris of the Seattle Yacht club gate of the body. They are the|neys and through the Mntaae kid-| Dearnaley is determined to make streak a. saed ray hair and |their dear ones from drinking the Tuesday on his launch, the Goe- P) filters, the purifiers of your blood.|ing out the poisonous germs,” New | 2008 08 his new Job jmakes It soft and glossy.—Adver- | sano as I have done and at very lit.| duck, on an excursion ‘along tho SPINNING Ss If the poisons which enter your|life, fresh strength and health wi pes tle expense."—Adv peontuenatern, pater stanly WaroueE prence HevelVar Finn Licks |to the end of the conipleted opera 100 Picture Hanging Outfit ............ tions on the Duwamish waterway 150 Heavy Quart Retinned Lipped Sauce Pan. 1 doz. 1-in, Hexagon Blank Nuts $1.00 Liquid Veneer Adjustable Polishing Mop.. .55e $5.00 Defective Ford Rear Wheel ............ a phatha's -$1.00 For 30x3 or 31x3% tire. a We are going to reduce these each business day until they are sold, If we can't get any money, we will pay you to take them away. THIS AD AND 10c Will Sharpen 1 Doz. Safety Razor Blades Here During March. SPINNING’S CASH STORE jouratas._ " system through the blood and|come as you continue the tre: | stomach are not entirely thrown|ment. When completely vainered DAVIS Is BANQUETED | out by the kidneys and bladder,|to your usual vigor, continue tak-| / you are doomed. ing a capsule or two each day a 4 Weariness, sleeplessness, nerv-| they will keep you in condition and Pe ousness, despondency, backache,| prevent a return of the disease. stomach trouble, headache, pain In Do not delay a minute. Delays loins and lower abdom are especially dangerous in kidney } stones, are, ditsioulty w -|and bladder trouble. All druggists | ing, cloudy and bloody urine,|sell GOLD MEDAL Haarlem 0: umatism, sciatica and lumbago,| Capsules. They will fund the| WOMEN GIVE DANCE i all warn you to look after your kid-| money if not as represented, In| — | a neys and bladder. GOLD MEDAL |three sizes, sealed packages. Ask| The settlement house of the! | Haarlem Oil Capsules are what you|for the original imported GOLD|Councll of Jewish Women gave a need. MEDAL, Accept no substitute. For|dance-cotillion Tuesd, night at| 7 They « not a “patent medi-|sale and guaranteed by the Owl|Christensen’s hall, Madison and cine,” nor a “new discovery.” For! Drug Company.—Advertisement, Broadway. \ Pacific Salmon Company Wil continue to ship Saln aging 8 pounds, di boxes, to any point In the U. All Charges Prepaid, $1.25 Te 6e || SURVEY IS BEGUN Port Warden A, A, Paysse Tues: day began urvey of the Shil shole and Salmon bays, which will |be safe for the city fire tugs to follow in low water tn order ta |give the Ballard water front better fire protection | GRAND BALL Given by Hebrew Educational and Free Loan Society Sen. Lincoln Davis wan the guest at a banquet at the Wash gton hotel Tuesday night. Forty hotel men attended aver ividual 8 A t om MM b Highteenth and Madison, Good Music. Dancing at 8:20 ihe per Couple. Wxtra Lady, 260, A. KALMON, § he fish before shipped You will find the room you| ‘want in Star “For Rent” Ads.| 501 Northorn By Main 6876 Bidg.