The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 23, 1915, Page 4

STAR—TUESDAY, MARCH 23, 1915. PAGE 4 DIANA DILLPICKLES IN we HOT SKETCH THEIR STRATEGY WAS VERY CRUDE ov NrWsrarhns “ WELL, Boys, HERE'S oe yomawere agun_oF = | WHERE WE ATTACK THE ‘Telegraph News Serdice of the U1 Frees Assoctation CITADEL OF ———- - DIANA’S * BUT YOU WANT "TO CHICAGO FIRE! \ \ oe onpiorr ron Wash, ae Matter ” USE STRATES, TOM, “OR THe OLD Boy," 7 SJOMNSTOWN ‘ YEARS AT ‘per month up to ¢ m . 100; year 8 ul é Poblished Daily by The Star Publishing © Vetvate exchange connecting all department Billions for a Navy for PEACE INSURANCE Not 1 Cent for a Navy for Aggression _ATip for Regent John Rea IXTEEN professors of the University Signed because the regents dismissed f tors, apparently for no legitimate cause. Of 35U students wl expected to return next fall, 30 only say they will be back it the resignations are accepted For the benefit of certain members of the board of regents Of this state’s university, The Star makes free to predict that the Utah insurrection will be as a mere Piute uprising com ee to the European conflict, to the insurrection right here Seattle if the tempt to carry out at the U. of W. a course of action Regent John Rea is credited with sponsoring > When the late notorious legislature passed the ap bill for which the regents had ded, it was stated on the floor, and has not been publicly denied omise had been made by a regent that in return { oney, the regents would dismiss Dr. J. Allen Smith, head « political and social science department, and possibly ab Hh the entire department Rea’s name was mentioned as figuring in the deal Mr. Rea, if you attempt to carry out such an alleged Where shall we go : there will not only be 16 professors leave, but there » une the Joneees ‘will be 10 times that many. RI ser doesn't like them. There will be, not 350 students, but a united student body | Well, it's a standoff. They of 10 times 350. don't like our Willie either There will be an expression on the part of citizens, proud ah chee their state university, that probably will open your eyes,| SNe Te Se . Rea. Success Parcel posts. Teck ‘pose. t weak agi me again | net Mad trave ave ra Federal banking. ered that you are not a real =u Driving the Southern Pacific out of political management quis We are pretty certain that the last item is the one that Curses, Gera able AP ‘gpk : you discovered? ‘okes Julius’ criticism of government t have discovered that you Indeed, he rather indicates this by adding, “Our only came to this country on a cattle painting looks like me, m iy of getting business now is by showing a sweet temper|f boat the public.” Quite true-—the cattle abo: P ; : ie were all pedigreed cattle Tt is indeed a new way. Formerly, the Southern Pacific Oh! Well ‘ugly temper, got upon the public's neck and rode the pub lic whitherso it listed. But, government commend in the enter that's different But they have no children, tle constitational. Does yours? erm TRY HER WITH A WER, 14 BAY, MIGS DILLPICKL “WELL. 1 DID My | AUHORABLE DATE, "GOOD! ATK HER 1 We CVER_ON BEST, FeLLOws!” st TO START Fro SHE REMEMBERS THE an AAYPLOWERT" “YES ~ GY A DOZEN “LEAVE IT TO ! . FLooD | ’ LEAST! TOMS MIDDLE NAME (6 SON KLUCK"! ae a Conflicting Views ° TERRIBLE eFrFEecT onan "What doen it'mean © OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE { _20Hnvs cerren Ba the humorous eld of thin dad? Father Well, let us take an ex ample. How many sides has tusday—sum « noshuns of where to go to up sum booze also this ate shows how far bananaskin, for fnstance? a feller will go to get it after the Johnny— Two. barkee an locked the dore Father—Exact! ay a copper by the name of corti nome other man step 4 was hittin the hay the other nitq ana-skin, he the se when he herd a noise that sound aide, and you see the humorous ed on the roof wide and he yanks bisself out of the see . traw to look for the trubble Getting Acquainted well he finds the trubble alrite A rel ve of n that I nev alrite er saw before came to the house ! lege stickin threw the scuttle last night } h like a gink tryin » com Never saw before, eh? What's ew the ceeling which he his name? couldn't do cause the hole was He hasn't got any yet, but we / - too little intend to christen him William.” surrender says cop corin Ste 4 then he anke the ege clear b neaw the ont War must be having some ef- on the other lege fect in this country. I see so a tee voi ot ine eameneee many women going about with why do you ¥ way White, blanched faces.” threw the roof inaul Well, that's accounted for by who was still covering iy the importation of cosmetics be- ) with a get ing halted 3 aes y a drink saye the man ae AR, Reward Que knowed a friend that lives DISCOURAGING A HERO You say you saw a burglar in the 3rd storey flat bing out of a window tn the OM, YOU ‘FELY A DRAUGHT’ DiD Yout when that guy gets back from Always Prepared Mrs, Flubdub—My husband * out every morning for a lit Mrs. Guesler--No; my husband always keeps it in the house much to us,” replied the pol ‘ Well,” said Pat, “Mike's been tietan Hut after we 5 se next door to you and he had * going to get bins " a phonograph under his ana? WHY DIDN'T You SAY SOMETHING nk walking ip the stares ; | asked the tall man ABOUT IT INSTRAD OF GIVING AN Ex | hocking at the frunt dore — _ I did.” asserted the short man IBITION OF YOUR GALL ¢!! thats what the judg advises | ULIUS KRUTTSCHNITT, chief executive of the South-| Did you call the police?” ask H 9 im to do when he slips him 30 a) Pacific nk sai chhel hietew | al elie ed the tall man / - fays and costs johny Pern Pacific, makes an unprecedented exhibition of gall Hi} Police ‘uothina?” seemed: tae oop ae OF ignorance when he publicly declares that “government man-| short man 1 ealled the burglar Framing @ Surprice agement of enterprises is a failure.” | yver and handed him a dollar. a %., at cama: out of seit amen Eb «We imagine that Julius is out for some prize for cold-| oh By started down the street, turned Blooded nerve but, lest it really be denseness that ails him ; Breakers Ahead , the corhay ta ‘a ainaetion: of We will call his attention to some suéce : nment} We want posterity to fee saloon, stil laughing, when he p that it owes a great deal to us 4 san tate & tae Beeaecment, to-wit sald the atetesman / Say, what strikes you so fun . Building of the Panama canal. 1 don't know about its owing ? inquired the friend in the habit f hitting my vest through piling up debts, postert pocket where I carry my cigurs ty ts going to feel that it owes and breaking them all the time sreat deal to somebody / Hy jabers, ll fix him now: I got ne. what have . a stick of dynamite in there” Poor Reproduction Philadelphia F rd The Boss—Put up that gun, lad. " Daughter—Do you thts ore Don't pull any dime novel stunts. Get This One? Brave Office Boy—But dey're Mother—The face does, but no Bix—There is no “Iron Duke crackin’ yer safe! 1 one would ever guess that your » this Continental war The + Boss—Exactly There's gown cost your father a cold Dix—What about the mailed nothing in it and I carry burglar $1,000. ] fiat insurance ise of making the S. P. sweet tempered and Julius’ testimony it it succeeded is first class MPROVEMENT clubs in Seattle can help in this cam- paign to give sufficient band music in the parks this == OUTDOOR EXERCISE First of all, they should have their representatives at the! board meeting Friday. Tisch’ the If the board fails to make adequate provision, these clubs| no jate winter people are too apt | should be first to join in the movement.to raise by popular} to keep with s ‘subscription such amounts as will be necessary to furnish doors ce out door exe is at least in their particular localities. siaek aehential Here's real work and opportunity for substantial com-| health. we should service for the various improvement clubs. } ignore the weath er and get out of They Want Him Cross-Eyed? oon ot kaa day. WASHINGTON dispatch says that it is inconcelvable,| The need of ex bas ri . ‘ i wjereise in the sh air is beat in in view of American interests in the “open dc icy,” | dicated by contagious disease rec that administration officials are not keeping a “closer watcn™|ords. veut pag nin re in on developments in China. j pp verigegen Cage pangs gees wie Washington must remember that Uncle Sam is a realldo one 2 harm than staying busy little watcher right at the present moment dit may be|“eooped up” indoors and breathing Excellent policy to look in the direction of Europe, with an|stale alr. | The alr in most homes ; : jis constantly co! occasional side glance at Mexico, rather than to keep his eye pedivestars melt may be slight, but screwed around on Asia combinéd with low vitality, is very = ——— likely to bring on serious sickne DOWNTOWN CLUSTER poles wil! be decorated with flower boxes, on the winter turns towards oF something, If the park board can coax the money from the council./ spring we do not need as much heat How nice! n our homes. We let the furnace THE MORE people ride on West Seattie cars, the more money the company loses, says one of the company’s officials. Quick, Watson, an- other shot in the arm, please. tkeniaiaka ca \ SECRETARY DANIELS has created a vice president's flag. Tom! Marshal! ought to get up a sooretary’ 's flag. Lots of flags won't hurt TEXAS KILLED the racing-gambiing bill in the legislature. This) B N breaks one link in the chain which is planned to extend from Indiana us ews to Califonrnia, by the stop-watch, pari-mutuel, checked-suiters The eighteen-hundred mile gap from Little Rock to Phoenix will be hard to bridge. Those little jehus now are going after the transe inental rail roads, having already yanked cit street cars off their trolley! A_GAS WATER HEATER J wn 'isie iris sar" ttle to the Frisco expo {s |promised = b group of Pacific ize this scheme of competing with HOUSE OR APARTMENT = Bien tics ur ne estsviisnes along the route to care for the pas HAS RENTED MANY OF QB iitcic8 sii pe in cuit es »y the middie of April, say the Logic of the altruistic traction It Will Do the Same for You can't possibly pay. Therefore we'll . spend thousands of our own dollar HE renting game today is owe of keen com n fighting them. Thus we will 3 1 h f We 1 preserve them from expensive petition. Unless your house or apartment i inate. Pee an rr equipped with the same conveniences as A dog tried to cross Railroad ave ahead of C. R, Iten's jitney bus, and securing tenants Matt Lockwood, ney et and Mra. H. J. Carey A very small investment will install a Gas Ota ave, were crows out of the Water Heater and it will really surprise you how. machine last night and Injured quickly it brings results The municipal engineer of Port $1.00 down and $1.00 each month for a short land has just Conducted an official od ‘ periment to determine whether period installs one in your home or apartment. rie termine wheth your competitors, you will experience difficulty in jitneys can make money ng a test car in compett e . tion with the regular fitneys, he Seattle ti Com an took in $5.65 for an elght-hour da After careful figuring, h atimat | New Location—1308 Fourth Ave.—Stuart Bldg. pee rae Sieee Devel at only S178 Phone Main 6767 | depreciation on a $1,600 car | Your true fitney driver doesn't pay that much for bis car, “When You're Well, Keep Well ‘Man Who Plays Role of Christ in Passion Play ~~ |“ stusaduntenenas §| Goes to War to Maim and Kill His Fellow Man damp days of| alifor. | counted off 20 per cent for} OBERAMMERGAU, Bavar WILL BRING HEALTH March 23.—Anton Lang, aa gained world fame by playing run low or go out entirely, and then| the role of Christ in the last 1 of Herod, had prepared for 4 in hopes of playing the role ot te Christus But when the ballots were cast choosing the actors for the 1900 the chill that creeps into the house | two performances of the “Pas play, the son, and not the father, k us from opening windows and| sion Play,” has hurried away | was chosen for the coveted role. doors as much as we should. Thur! to the front to kill and maim Anton was then only 25 years old. the alr in a great many homes be his fellowmen in the name of | In 1910 he was reelected to play comes foul. That ix one reason for war | the part irking outdoor exercise at this sea He has started from his home | Nevertheless, he continued on ia — In this village to join s new | | his quiet, unassuming way, working ' Another reason is that after a corps of troops equipped with | as a potter, the trade he had learn- ed from his father. | Visitors who flocked to his shop to stare and speak with him always | embarrassed him siege of winter our p' a) stam! skis, which the Germans have is at a low ebb. It Is badly in need! formed to fight the French of recuperation, and this recupera ure Alpines in the Vow tion can best be obtained by getting out In the open. It doesn’t need to ind him he has left his wife be sunshiny or warm, for even the and three children and a host of | ~~, cold, damp day outside affords a| the villagers, the majority of whon { f better physical return than a warm, | have appeared in the Pr : WHY HAIR FALLS ouT ? dry house, the air in which is dead. |Play"—torn by conflicting en — Dandruff causes a feverish irrita- tion of the scalp, the hair roots shrink, loosen and then the hair comes out fast. To stop falling hair jat once and rid the scalp o&gverr ticle of dandruff, get a 25-cent bottle of Danderine at any drug store, pour a little in your hand and# rub well into the scalp, After a few applications all dandruff disappears and the hair stops coming out.—Ad- vertisement DENTAL and OPTICAL PRICES CUT To Suit the Hard Times No such low for strictly high Dental and work were ever offere: |tinue while the fon, ’ Edwin J. Brown, D. D. S. in Seattle or elsewher my low prices will con times last. Leading Dentist. You need no Department, TIS First Ave. | Union Block. [Optical Department, 705 First Ave, | tions Many people ignorant of the fact. They ar ely patriotic that the skin contains grease as to them the herland mea well ae sweat giands, foolishly use erything—and yet they are shock Preparations to keep the skin dry. od Secretions from the e glands it is almost inconceivable to are of great benefit to the skin, and them that Anton Lang, the man should be _promated, not hindered. who played the role of the Christus s i. with such feeling and spirituaine: as perhaps no other person had, 1 AR ATTY rg BR mos a pad should now take up a gun and seek fale to cure E,W ORO IE cig, (to slay his fellow-man—even in de box fense of the Fatherland GO EAST TODAY— THE EXPOSITION WAY— TRAVEL BY RAIL See the sights of the famous Shasta Route The entire Pacific Coast is one grand panorama of beauty and wonder inter To Cure a Cold in One P For Lan | quiet than 8 a boy was more the other lads he played| vith in the streets of the narrow] village, and_as he grew older was noted for The sensitive, almost) saintly cast of his features | His father, who played the role} [ THEATRES | sins THE EMPRESS if t t 1 soldier} ‘sat Loew's of them ia note of music. Lew Hoff.| Anton Lang, at work In his pot portray, STAR WANT ADS and his ¢ fiddlers are the he 5 Empress this wee Open evenings until § and Sun- days until 4 for people who work, Liberal stopovers allowed on one way tickets at San Francisco can rei and Los Angeles. . man, clever juggler, O'Neil Sisters, | tery shop, and showing hi : ingers and dancers ndy Shaw,| 4! of the Christus in the “Passion | B ES' TS Remember that a one-way ticket to the East a second Harry Lauder, and other| Play.” RING RESUL ¢ via the Southern Pacific Jattractions, make up a good bill, | i ; rat ae through California costs practically the same as via the direct > HELA | SPINNING’S SPECI s Northern lines. THE PANTAGES [| rs \ SHOULD APPEAL TO YOU Franco Revolver Flashlight 10c Picture-Hanging Outfit . \o ree | Seven acts with the Forget-Me. Not Girls a8 the leading attraction | make for enjoyment at “Pantages | 90¢ . 6 Ask the |this week, ‘The Versatile Harmony | [f 15¢ 1-Qt, Heavy Retinned Lipped Sauce Pan . vie OE Southern Pacific [1.2208 | oe in nese oe } the man. with the ’mobite. thee {fg $1.00 Liquid Veneer Adjustable Polishing Mop 60¢ Walke ® comedy, furnishes fun, | J $25.00 Girl's 18-In. Lorain New Departure Brake Bicycle $11.00 720 Second Ave. C. G. Chisholm, District Freight and Passenger Agent Phone Elliott 1256 Seattie, Wash The brake, tires, pedals and saddle are worth the price. We Are Trying to Sharpen Razor Blades Better Than They Have Ever Been Done Before SPINNING’S CASH STORE 3425;2427 MAN KILLS HIMSELF | |A. J. Johnson shot himself and died instantly in a lodging house t| 312 Firet ave, 8, last night,