The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 17, 1915, Page 4

ES E P Which is contributing Nasked to taken a broken egg and see what sort of a chicken ROOSTER IN THE YARD! Dthe details, since you are interested in the navy's being able ) to defend the nation . Congress made the commanders-in-chief of our three © fleets full-fledged admirals, thus putting them on equal terms, Professionally, functionally and socially, with foreign com manders of fleets The inferiority heretofore existing has been periectly Bp amiliating to the American navy. Now, however, Admirals Howard, Cowles and Fletcher P will be entitled to f Waves as they should be ruled. “another, the flying passenger NOMTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWsraruns ren year Phene Main 6400, __ exchange commecting all departments Billions. for a Navy for PEACE INSURANCE Not 1 Cent for a Navy for Aggression “Why Not Take the Fireman's Chickens? E KNOW a chick the Sometimes fireman's wife, She has a backyard little few n of their when place » her hens are laying, she sells eggs to the neighbors Fire Chief Stetson, several days ago, suspe firemen for 10 days, and robbed them of a chance of Ment by giving each of them 10 demerit Their crime advance marks They had been interested financially in jitney buses They had not touched the wheel of a car; they had not taken one minute’s time away from their duties, Other men » drove the cars for them : Nevertheless, although, so far as the law goes, they were Within their rights, and in the face of an opinion from Cor a Counsel Bradford, these men were punished by Chief tson. The chief explained th failure to tell him the Were going to buy automobiles was insubordination ee ee “T have had a guilty feeling,” our friend, the fireman's Wife, said to us yesterday, “that I should have asked the thief about it before I bought my chickens.” Tf a fireman cannot invest his own money in his own Way, when he is his own man’s man outside of business hours, WHY SHOULDN'T these chickens be taken away from this fireman's wife And why shouldn't Assistant CChief Clark, say, be Mmade to give up the rooming house at Sixth and Jefferson » his income IT LOOKS TO THE STAR AS IF CHIEF STETSON 7S CARRYING HIS ABSURD IDEAS TO A RIDICULOUS EXTRE ME. Same Renton Railway HE California legislature resolutes congress t Western Pacific railroad and operate it as a test of the buy the feasibility of government ownership of railroads. Which is id in the California legislature | Rotten mismanagement, and speculation have put the festern Pacific in the hands of a receiver. Congress is can raise therefrom | The proposition implies tremendous confidence in either the skill or the stupidity of congress. We imagine that, if} Ss ever goes to setting on railroad test eggs, IT WILI BE ON E THAT HAVE BEEN KICKED OUT THE NEST AND PECKED BY EVERY TRAMP Right Now F COURSE, you noticed the big uplift that congress, on its death bed, gave our navy, but you ought to know all ly four-starred blue pennants and receive 47 gun salutes, while vice admirals will get three stars and 15 guns. There haven't been enough stars and the salutes have been too weak. With the proper number of pennant stars and adequate bility to salute, the navy is well on its way to ruling the . : Evolution of Transportation ODAY the jitney bus competition with street railways is the sensation in transportation circles Later on, when the great works of road building pr ing throughout the country are completed, we will see what the automobile will do to the steam railroad, and, still later car, the oxcart, the omnibus, the horse car, the steam car, the electric car, the auto, the! airship—some evolution in a little over a century, and maybe man will sote time fly all by himself. He has only to solve the problems of gravitation, as he has some of those of heat and electricity even | STAR—WEDNESDAY, MARCH 17, 1915. PAGE 4 OF A BARON IAL | WNWAT DO YOU MEAN BY ABUSING THIS WOMAN $— YOU INFERNAL COWARDY DID HE NURT You MUCH DEARIEL GIVé “*Tiis Ges THE ROOM QUITS The Appea L NEED IS 4 HICH COILING WHAT Mave INCE "Mana, we WALL se ALL WE In THE APE OF TAPESTRY AND Some TAPESTRY. 1 WONDER IF We WAVe ANY ’ . TAPESTRY,” Taresrry? Dull Beason | Prisoner you are charged with loitering about town in a very suspicious manner, an with not having any visible | means of sustenan What do | you do for a living? Prisoner wiped « tear from his eye, and turned a haggard face to the magistrate Your worship,” said he, “tam engaged In manufacturing smok od ginsses for viewing eclipses an industry that entalla protract ed periods of enforced lelsure.” | Her String , Miss Rand—Why, Kate, how Preiad you do? haven't seen you ‘YOUR Sick CHILD 1S CONSTIPATED! ‘LOOK AT TONGUE No matter what alls your child, a gentle, thorough laxative should al-| | Ways be the first treatment given If your little one is outof-sorts Te ge ien't resting, eating and | acting naturally—look, Mother! see If tongue is coated. Thin is a jsure sign that ita little stomach, | liver and bowels are clogged with | waste, When cross feverish, stomach sour lor stomach © | sore at, full of cold. f California i in a few THAT'S GENERALLY THE WAYS PROTECT A WOMAN FROM WER BRUTE HUSBAND AND SHE'LL TURN ON YOU AND || YOU YE WORST OF IT {/ irritable, | breath bad diarrhoea, nive « tee Syrup of hours all the undigested non gently moves out of its little bowels without leriping, and you have a well, play | ful child again | Mothers can rest easy after giv. | ing this harmless “fruit laxative, because it never falls to cleanse the little ones liver and bo he | and nweeten the stomach and they | dearly love tts pleasant taste. Full | Alrecti for babtes, children of j Ail ages and for grown-ups printed on each bottle thr ful pated and spoon | Figs conati | food IRISH FOLK OF SEATTLE WILL OBSERVE DAY PE REE | ST. PATRICK’'® DAY IN LONDON LONDON, March 17.—-8t. Patrick's day is being observed | in London today as never be fore. Thousands of sprigs of shamrock were sent to the British troops in the trenches by relatives and friends in all parts of Great Britain. Hun- dreds of women, including many members of noble fami- the lies, sold shamrocks in streets and shops, the proc to be used to buy articles which will make the men fight ing at the front more comfort je. The countess of Lim- erick headed this movement. “it's a Long, Long Way to Tipperary” is more popular than than ever. ° ° Sons and daughters of Erin will sure have many a place to go for Nourishing Delicious They'll Have to Whistle Their Orders. entertainment on this 17th of and arch ir Turks are forcing all the populace of Constantinople} ‘There will be a banquet at the to join the army, regardless of nationality. Even the) ine ‘Hippodrome by the. Irish-Ger-| ' Christian dogs are required to bark, if they won't bite man Allifnce, a concert by the PRICES CUT REG - KIND With the army of defenders consisting of Turks, Arabs,|British-American Relief association | Perel Renee ee ‘pan x : ke 5 at the Metropolitan theatre, a cele. the Hard Times Mw att BOE |b. Free cup served Greeks, Armenians, Jews, Circassians, Belgians, English,|}ration by the Knights of Colum. ae Ma x ie EE CO. ATALL 38. | French, Russian, Spaniards and Americans, those German-|bus at St. James’ cathedral, and | gor strictly nigheen ee ne ing officers are in for some trying times St. Patrick's entertainment at St.) Dental and Optical speak & | Margaret 6 hall, 14th ave. W. and rE bd Ay aged offered EE og | Grand boulevard. There will also| \" Seattle or elsewhere Pe ee ee ae 4 19° 0+ 1ePOCOO F604 6044 6% |be many special church programs ps low Hy S nh PRICES HEAD STUFFED FROM ® # Fluffy, Lustrous Hair by $109 (nn TE Gay fOr te ie nat” '% CATARRH OR A COLD? ? Guaranteed Method *| ‘ A “Neutral ry ; Edwin J. Brown, VD. DV. S,| 0. ? The banquet at the Butler hotel *) 314 Bide 8h 4] } Beattie’ Lending Dentist ° *#\is to be a “neutral dinner,” the] pnentat Depart t, TIA | ys Cream Applied in Nostriis? 7 surprising Results From Har- Z| sneakers having been notified that |e "Talon Block Markets Opens Air Passages Right Up « fina, Shampoo Comb Free | war talk will be taboo. Optien! Departmen + | im , . ef A cae 60006 i The banquet table will be graced Thursda: Is: 4-44-60? 0464 600 444% Oe ee He Sure and Come to 705 ys cials: |by women as well as men. James| Wit Ace. z Instant relief—no waiting. Your! Man's hapee with ee teceite | T Lawler, as chairman, will Intro-| | open aver until § and sun-|f| Choice Spare c Heep Ala , xurious,| duce John F. Murphy, former pros-| days unt ‘or people who work * t Dp 1 up @ abundant, fluffy, fine : saeco gl eal colon Ferrey ote ell ccttae in ehaghmentes _|f Ribs ......... alr passa, of you ead clear ment at once and Toasts will be responded to as Choice Veal preat. f) y No test meth: of | follo eo ; joice and you can breathe freel atest metho follows: “Beattie,” Mayor Gill; || Funeral Prices Reduced ¥ Ch. Cc more hawking, snuffiing, blowing, St. Patrick.” Steven V. Carey el = lg Fae f nch and Bar,” Judge 8. J. Chad We manufacture caskets and ‘ | headache, dryness trugeling ; The Irishman as an Ameri-|| givo you ‘wholesale prices, Choice Shoulder for breath at night; your cold or #|ean Cisaes,” County Commissioner Il mack. wread Pork Steak... .. Cc eatarrh disappears. >| M. J. Carrigan; “The Isle of Saints eineen Abs : . | ik emai ‘bottle of wy's t|and Scholars,” "Dr. W. A. Shannon; | Choice Loin c | fairies of reland Judge 0 Cream Balm from’ your druggist «| worth BG,” CAGE DOG TT sb onesd Hash caakats, and Pork Chops..... now. Apply a little of this fragrant Many Entertainments $100.60. "Our ‘prices sr reacne Choice Steer antiseptic, healing cream in your! nth een At the Hippodrome, the Irtsh 2 Cc nostrils. It penetrates through ev and lite to German alliance will be addressed || Cremation. others oharge Shoulder Steak . ery air passage of the head,, bese by Former Congressman Dudley G oon ° ur soothes the inflamed or swollen aie, Wooten and other speakers, after || on™ $20.00 Anchor Brand c is membrane and seliet| fhe genuine Hartine which there will be card playing, Cain made promptly to any Bacon ern comes instantly. jhair beautifying treatment ts ob-|then dancing gart of the city at any time, pe stig It's fust fine.” Don't stay stuffed- |frusrantees Harfina” and fit rotund | The Knight of Columbus pro.|| “8 ° age 4 cans Wild c up with a cold or nasty catarrh, | price to any ono Aineatinfied |gram will be featured by an ad A ———— |drens by U. 8, District Attorney Bleitz-Ratferty Co. Rose Milk ...... Francis A. Garrecht of Spokane. At the Metropolitan, an Irish 21 Kilbourne St St tly Fresh Ranch one eek Eggs, | musical program will be given un \der the American auspices of the Relief association British Digestible | Mme ce ¥. Homated, Mra, R oyeprened at Mogan, Hiram Tuttle, Miss | + P ith Murray, ana Mrs. Ethel and Cafe net you say MOnLAC Ks” you may get a Substitate lAvesley are to contribute vocal Sults, Pupila of| Beware of counterfeit fig syrups. | fand fnatramental solos Mra, MeDevitt will be seen in Irish | Ask your druggist for a 50-cent | jiga and other dances hottie of “California Syrup of Figs,” then see that it is made by | ! ! the “California Fig Syrap Com OUCH! LUMBAGO! =: IT’S YOUR KIDNEYS You have ewollen feet and hands! | Stiff, achy joints! Sharp-shooting rheumatic pains, torture you. You have aching back, pain in the lower | abdomen, difficulty when urinating! | |Look out! These are danger six-| Trouble is with your kidneys, | acid poisoning, in one form or ‘RUB PAINS FROM ‘SORE,LAME BACK Back hurt you? | Can't straighten | pals up without feeling sudden pains, | Uric sharp aches and twinges? « |nother, has set in. It may lead to Hsten! That's lumbago, sciatica | dro or fatal Bright's disease if} or masbe from a strain, and you'll | not checked | wet relief the moment you rub your) Get some back with soothing, penetrating|lem Of © "St. Jacob's O11” Nothing else|They are an old preparation, used takes out soreness, lameness and | all the world for centuries stiffness so quickly. You simply|combining natural healing of! and rub it on your back and out comes|herbs, well known to physteia the pain. It is harmless and doesn't/and used by thousands {n their burn the skin |datly practice, The Capsules are Limber up! Don't suffer! Get »|not an experimental, make-shift | amall trial bottle of old, honest “St,| "patent medicine,” or “salt,” whose Jacob's O11" from any drug store, | effect is only temporary. They are after using it just once, you'll) a standard remedy, and act natu forget that you ever had backache,!rally, gently and quickly. But lumbago or sciatica, because your| when you go to the druggist, insist back will never hurt or cause any|on xetting the pure, original Haar. more misery. It never disappot lem Ol in Capsules, F e the and has been recommended for 60|name GOLD MEDAL {s on box years and thus protect yourself against and guaran OLD MEDAL Haar ules immediately | te y the Owl Drug Company Advertixement aay Attenda doz "eee 2 doz. Ae Look for U. &. Purple Stamp, It signifies purity and quality, Shops Open Untii 6:20 § | Use Star Wants Ads for Re- __A LOGICAL ANSWER a - WANTS wear TAPESTRY, DOUGLAS T+ s THar's TAP al years, Caught a hus Goodnens * nd let two go. 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No Her conversation {8 never finished.” see Worried Willle One afternoon little Willie, who had been playing out on the lawn, entered the house and thoughtfully approached his mother Mamma,” said he, “where do they keep the bear down in our ehureh The bear, chil asked Wil lie’'s mother. with a -wondering expression, “What bear? Who ever told you such a ridiculous thing as that? pody told me.” was the quiet rejoinder of the rplexed youngster, “but every eae I go to church they always sing some thing about ‘the consecrated cross-eyed bear Wanted to Know “My dear, you ought to pass up frivolous things and take an in terest in deap subject Take history, for instance. Here is an Interesting item, Gessler, the tyrant, put up a hat for the Swiss to salute.” The lady was a trifle inte ted “How was it trimmed? quired, she in- Tapesreyt SOME THING were? 7 ewe, DIANA, 1S THe HAMMER 7 4 easy — To “When You're Well, Keep Well” Another article in The Star’s health campaign being conducted with co-operation of American Medical Association — CHILDREN DON’T HAVE TO HAVE MEASLES It is difficult to prevent measles) person. After two or three weeks, because this is ono of the must] when patient is well, all be catching” of the | towels, handkerchiefs and infections; and fabrics in the sick room should be | because it is mont boiled or sterilized. infection ure the rash appears | Keep tea and coffee away from This latter stare the youngsters. Milk and water are | ment will surprise Ter proper fluids for children. Stim | many; yet ft is a ulating drinks may not affect their \¢act that the | growth as many people think, but measion rosh is | they will affect the nerves. A tea- not nearly so catching as are the| drinking or coffee-drinking child is discharges from the nose anq@|!nvariably @ nervous child. throat that appear in the first two MAKE YOUR OWN jor three days of the disease—tin the “preeruptive” stage | ents are likely to take little pains to avoid it they hav even been known to expose their children to| Thit Home-Made Mixture Darkens the disease, on purp Children| Grey Hair and Makes it Soft and Glossy don't have to have measies: and| ; they may die of it. Or the disease) To « half pint of water add: | will so weaken them that they) pay Rum pos hes |may become Hable to pneumo Barbo Compound ‘5 aualt don consumption and other serious | Glycerine 2S eaner These are all simp! ingredients | ‘The only way to prevent the|tnat you can béy from any druggist | spread of measies is to isolate the! gt yery little cost, and mix them jebild that is suffering. ‘yourself. Apply to the scalp once | Cases have to be at once reported) day for two weeks, then once to the healih authoritt who wiillevery other week until all the mix- placard* the house or apartment | ture used. A half pint should Measles is usually spread from the! be enough to rid the head of dan- {wick directly to the well; and some-!|druff and kill the dandruff germs, jtimes indirectly third! it stops the bair from falling out, relieves itching and scalp diseases. TH DOESN'T HELP hough it is not a dye, it acts VERY MUCH, THOUGH WASHINGTON, roots and will dark- in hair en ed, faded, gray hair ten fifteen days. It promot | the growth of the bair and makes jharsh hatr soft and glossy.—Ad- 17.— | vertisement. The president has decided on the routes for the Alaska rail road, it March | | | | announced |; | Tuesday. He will defer mak- | ing them public until Secretary | Lane returns from his trip to | California. | Condemnation of the exist. { ing roads in the North is being considered, it | Wil continue to ship Salmon, aver- aging # pounds, dressed, tn Individual boxes, to any point in the U. & All Charges Prepaid, $1.26 aranteed to arrive in perfect con- dition. Also Crabs, Smelt, Trout, Kippered Salmon ané all other sea products. See the fish before shipped if you wish. 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