The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 16, 1915, Page 4

THIS SPOT IS JUST RIGHT FOR “MOONLIGHT MY ARTISTIC INSTINCT HAS LONE ENOUGH | ate There! | iW Venice't BEEN OUTRAGED BY THaT OLD ™ WORSTED « /, morroy Re a ° “RUNNING THE CITY” | Burletta in One Act r SCENE—City council ehambe: TIME—Any old Monday after. noon. M LENGTH OF ACTION—Usuaily about an hour and 23 minute journment always being taken so tome counciiman can attend a more ) serious performance at a mov’ house CAST OF CHARACTERS—Nine councilmen, a few friends and sev- eras opponents of councilmen, occu- pying the lobby seats, city depart. ment heads and clerks, and repre sentatives of the Chamber of Com- merce, the Building Managers’ asso- ciation and attle Electric Co., oc cupying # inside the rail; a few standing Up outside the rail to rep- resent Mr. Common People. © mow, # mow 8180; year $8.35 &_month Phone © per month up to je 0400, Petvate ton Should Worry UPPORTERS of the candidacy H.W dent of the Central council and bmination for the city have been given to under and, they say, that the Washington repudiated democrats, last attack Bolton, will persist in Its, attitude in case Bolton is one ithose nominated The tertible charge brought against Bolton by the im its issue last) week was that he is not qualified for a of on, presi Labor a candidate for council, Democrat, week contained editorial which an paper the m of councilman explanation the “he isn’t qualified. If that is a a Democrat's ammunition against d worry and get wrinkles. just statement FIRST AND ONLY ACT the Washing- friends sam Bolton, of —- Alpheus F. Haas, president of the | councti—Come to order, Call the | roll ' Bolton's STAR—TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1915 Clerk Street—Cooley Damdifitzfo- gahorlakochmarefaxrotttwes!power- stfgxcvbnmokaedfghtyre and Mar- ble One of the What's that? Another One People— Damitino Manager Bradley of Building Manogers’ Assoctation—There « the weekly clreus again, Frank Singleton of the C Common People What did he say? of the Common it of € | Uum Finance Clerk Drake-—-Of course as | was saying, (€ Dug can place another Bill James this season, in stead of that Presid¢&ht Haas (pounding gavel) | Here, come to order, you fellows Let's pay attention to business Clerk Street—Emergency resolu tion timodytoodle air of 8 H. quarter of N ion of 5, resolution to ate Umty-sev enth sve, remonstrance againet paving Slippery al., ordinance to provide arc lights, resolution to In vestigate the investigators on Ce dar river, communicatior from) Charlotte Jones, demanding hang gE vac thy “OLYMPIA. LAWMAKERS voted yesterday to kill the eight-hour, on public Give ‘em rope enough and they'll commit hari- says the American Poa * ise Sx. ae How MUCH inc <3" ) FORGE W. PERKINS it's because farmer is holding on for $2 wheat _ Well, maybe so, But it is one of the times when the) can farmer is able to say: “What are you going to do it? It is possible, indeed, that the Américan farmer, | than the American wheat pit, is just now. fis of what the American farmer has raised. | Wheat may not go to $2, but American consumers might is well make up their minds now that wheat will not be ip this year, or next. Conditions all point to a reliable} et for American wheat at comparatively high prices, a) 4 that the American farmer observes, and it will influ-/ . ¢ him to raise more wheat and hang on to it longer than He's just like any other fellow who vhas something | s worth something. if, as Mr. Perkins says, he’s holding | the price of wheat, it's about the first chance he’s had to! and he'll eMjoy himself regardless of the size of the} y loaf. oF _ TODAY'S ELECTION day—perhaps the quietest held here for, Hoygrtitoes, don't ony y up your rightto vot y That He’s “Out” his Opposition to the proposition’ to cut off shipment of war munitions to belligerents, Wm. Howard Taft is as and sound as a noon whistle. | _ He says such prohibition would mean more afmament} pi nations not now well supplied and, in the present exigency, would be violation of neutrality because it would inure only 19 tne advantage of one of the belligerents It is quite remarkable that, during the past two years, "Taft's attitude toward many public matters has been correct laybe you can spoil some men by making them president ARS YOU GOINE To TREK AROUND uy) & of IF THEIR shrieks of anguish are justified, the Seattle Electric ites are losing more in a day than the municipal railway in a ana’s Political Dirt CCORDING to those federal indictments in Indiana, re-| publican nominees put up money boss to insure their election, and then were defeated } hey’re pretty primitive in a state where the double-cross €an be worked on them. For good, healthy, honest squealing, ®ive us a party who has got the double-cross. The govern- Smiefit seems to have struck pay dirt in Indiana and it should with a democratic} | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE | OF YOUR COMPLAINING ! Go UP TO THE REST Room ANDO UIAY THees The J es ais WWE Gor Enoucn mor often ents functional cision ‘ te CA For You! cltedly out of his seat) somebody business We tie feb watching ehtid pathy. PAGE 4 FOILING THE ARTISTIC INSTINCT BARBED wire ENTANGLEMENTS, Our Councilmen Meet, Call Roll, Goddard Chagrin 4 William Tis certainly Whe I give m rial nod The fags do not I cannot tell why I must write a sharp letter to God,” im fly, For Smokers Only Cholly “When I was a boy, you know, the doctor said if I didn't stop smoking cigarets | would come feebleminded Miss Keen: “W didn't you st be wh Began at Once Have you ever thought sertously of marriage, sir? “Indeed 1 since the have; e core mony Talks About Some ! Dam Business and Dale Says Everybody Is Nutty Except Himself ing for any one caught amoking, ax sensment roll No. 54,267, ete. Goddard (rising ox Did I hear mention Cedar river like to ask why that dam len't being investigated have only had », and ever wince ¥ started my Against City Engineer Thom abopt the year that Bryan rs Councilman im? Id wleen investiga: | tinfe, that to yell for president the first dam was my about, Now, 1 ask why has any bedy mentioned Cedar river dam Without consulting me first, eh? 1 | demand an investigation o 1d Mr unciiman Fiteg Roll call Cooley Damdifitafo- alochhinarebfexroitt “When You're Well, Keep Well” Another article in The Star's health campaign being conducted ___with co-operation of American Medical Association ‘PARENTS § SHOULD SET GOOD EXAMPLE A bears the attitude that the craving sym mental is of for Parents are real unkind in yield teach the child to such True kindness wil! teach rely a craving the child on self-help Still another manifestation, com ehildren and fostered the example of the is indecision. In one form of nervous disease most prominent symp. 8 should anm to ft tha in too par fe a Par ,cbildren are not exposed’ to a per. nicious exampie ir this regard the “halr-triggor While there are some children of type who have to| be taught deliberation in the mak fr of decisions, there are more effect on the body that putting on the draughts has on the furnace— It raises the temperature of the | muscular tissue Also, it shak |the ashes and clinkers out of the |human furnace. inde. | war | Kio riere| \ALE THE money \l\MnAr 4 EVER. | || AAO was BLE AWIATIOA AION EY! who have a tendency to doubt and | | indecision jtaught that | conmideration leven jatiok and who should be it in better, after due to make a decision ft be wrong, and to rather than to remain though to it | Sedoctded [sions t# for some easier than } m: jand nervohs children should by taught The control of the stronger pas the irritation both precept, be irritanility astery of the ordinary by stifle example and how to | whenever it arisen So fow adults have learned how to meet the daily friction that there \w mld seem but little chance as yet the nervous child constantly ex ed to a bad example As an observant writer has said, “an important feature of the art of living consia In keeping the peace, peace and nothing but @ with those with whom Muscular exerciee has the same HEADACHY, DULL dose of “F |taken every doses are ta Nd AND STOPPED UP | =~ Don't xtay stuffed-up! Quit blowing and snuffitng! pé's Cold Compound A m will misery and break up a severe cnld elthe: in the head, chest, body or | mbes. } itr Vkeep digging until every political rascal is turned up. i Uric Acid in Your Food Did you ever think that your|darted through me. The secretions | backache; nervousness and urinary |from my kidneys passed seeder | | troubles might be due to what you|and gave me no end of annoyance. eat? The first box of Doan's Kidney | Few people do enough heavy | Pills helped me so much that 1 got work to need the heavy meals they|®Nother, and, since using that, ‘eat. Meat, beans and other nitro-| haven't been bothered at al | genous foods put uric acid in the | Zrerp Picture Diood, To filter this impure blood | Ze//s « Story” weakens the kidneys. Then come) Theumatic pains, nervous disorders, | _ headaches and dizziness, and dan-| ger of dropsy, hardening of the ar. teries, or Bright's disease. | Take warning. It isn't hard to} “eure kidney trouble if a good medi-| ‘eine like Doan’s Kidney Pills ts used in time. t Help the medicine, however, by | Teducing the diet. Use milk and Water in place of stimulants. Keep Fegular hours. Avoid overwork and worry and take dally walks. Relief should then come quickly Doan’s Kidney Pills are recom. mended everywhere as a thorough | ly reliable kidney tonite SEATTLE PROOF: 1910. Charles M. Cox, railroad man, 226 Third Ave Seattle, | A | JUST LISTEN TO AL : ways: “Several years ago, when! 3s | living in Pennsylvania, | was suf- ~ | fering from a dull ache across the| small of my back. When | straight ened after stooping, sharp pains N.Y, POLICE TRY TO HANG CHARGE _ON DYNAMITER N are try Sf \8chmiat, John J W YORK, Feb. 16.—The police ng to connect Matthew A alleged accomplice of and James B, McNamiara in the dynamiting of the Los Angeles Times, who was arrested |here Saturday night, with the cent outrakes at St. Patrick's thedral here, the Tombs and Bronx county court re cA the al rob The board of supervisors appropriated f) | $1,000 today to defray the expenses f sending District Attorney Wood wine and two county detectives to New. York to take charge of M.A wanted here in connec with the dynamiting of the Angeles Times building in | LOS ANG | ton | Los brake-| Couneiiman Goddard mighty wrath Monday being one day before | which is election day Said Goddard: “I hereby offer |@ rerolution requesting the mayor | to offer $250 for the arrest of the COWARIMB responsible for the dis tribution of tacks on Kastigke ave. and the University.” The resolution was the finance committee rose in the same “This backache a my appetite | | 7 1 uesday referred to| RECIPE TO CLEAR A PIMPLY SKIN Pimples Are impurities Seeking an Outiet Through Skin Pores. | Don't ace Pimples, sores and result from toxins, purities which are generated in the bowels and then absorbed into the blood thgough the very ducts which should absorb only nourishment to sustain the body It is the function of the kidneys to filter impurities from the blood and east them out in the form of urine, but In many instances the bowels create more toxins and tm purities than the kidneys can elim inate, then the blood uses the skin pores as the next best means of get ting rid of these impurities which often break out all over the skin in the form of pimples. The surest way to clear the skin of these eruptions, says a noted au-| thority, is to get from any phar-| macy about four ounces of Jad Salts | and take a tablespoonful in a glass | of hot water each morning before breakfast for one week This will | prevent the formation of toxins in the bowels. It also stimulates the kidneys to normal activity thus coaxing them to filter the blood of impurities and clearing the skin of pimples. Jad Salts is inexpensive, harmless and 1# made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with ith ta. Here you have a pleasant, | effervescent drink which usually makes pimples disappear; cleanses the blood and {s excellent for the Kidneys as well,—Advertisement botis usually poisons and im \« sick ness, |ness and stiffness. | celoneet | costs only It promptly opens clogged-up nos ils and air passages; stops nage discharge or nose running; relieWs hea fe sore ache, dullness, erish throat, “Pape's Cold Compound” is the surest relief known 25 cents at drug stores acts without assistance, , and causes no inconvenience pt a substitute 944 0948 O94 4464 BOF Dry, Hoarse Painful Coughs Quickly Simple, Home-Made Inexpensive, Bu Ends or A Remedy, Unequated. ° Pc ec rr The prompt and positive results given this pleasant tasting, home-made ch syrup han caused It to be used in ore homes t any other remedy. It ves almost inatant relief and will ueu overcome the average cough in 24 com Pinex (80 cents worth) store, pour It Into @ pint the bottle with ayru This makes supply—of Wy at ac Y ‘ouldn’t as ugh for and never mpotin. mug family cough rem meal with which thie Pines Syrup overcomes chest or throat cold te*truly quickly loosens a dry cough and heals and ® hurry Wen It atope in the throat thus ending the an and | re | \ re “AN /OMOR ANCE! | SUT KNOW HOW Tre. rower ALWAYS FLIES = two hours until three) end grippe| sneezing, sore | 400% QUT FOR THE SUR SAP! tastes | \COLLEGE WOMEN TO | MEET ON SATURDAY | The College Women's hold its February mee urday at the Washington Annex at }12 o'clock, Each member is enti tled to bring as many guests as she desires, Mrs. J, A. Reed will speak on “Educational Guidance and dustrial Efficiency.” Mrs. George H. Bailey entertain ed the club at an informal Friday afternoon at her home, & Nigth ave. N. E. The decorations, entertainment and were in keeping with the Valentine season. In the Mrs. Roy D. Pinkerton prize ing next Sat dD won the high frequency, high voltage cur rents of electricity, a London ex perimenter kas hide them grow more rapidly than those without the treatment. | elub will In- | refreshments | j | | | | musical contest, | By treating young chickens with | | W © slpoweretfgxcvbnnokasdfghytre and Marble. Seven a two nays, Councilmen Dale and Goddard vot ing nay Councilman —Dale—Now, President, | would like to ask question Counciiman Mr one more Hesketh—Move we adjourn President Haas adjourned till next ‘MOST A Jinkse—But raids '~ the allies use| camela? Binks Germany mal th ater. Council Monday stands invade an ant with, They intend to and have to have can go two weeks A bad © The worried ‘¢ bridegroom distur Tipteeing up the pered “What's the matter, d the best man. utsle, he whis Jock? Hae blurted out the unhappy “the ring’s safe eno’. But, I've lost ma enthusiasm.” Strictly Cash Basis Shortly after the reconstruction period began, an old Southern jenter met one of his negroes whom he bad not seen stnce the| latter's liberation | Well, well!” said the planter. | |"What are you doing now, Uncle Jock, mon, Ts a preachin’ of de Gagpii.” “What! You preaching?” “Yasaah, marster, I's a-preachin’ Well, well! Do you use notes? | “Nossuh, At de fust I use notes | but now I demands de cash” | An Indiscreet Memory “You and that very charming Miss Malcolm were boy-and-girl friends, I'm told | 1 saw you talking to her. You must have had a delightful time) recalling early days.” “Well, no. I tried to make it | pleasant, but it didn’t seem to work. | (1 reealled to her how she climbed trees and fences when she was 10 years old, and she gave me a freez ing look. Then I asked her to re member how she was thrown from an overturned bobsled and went head foremost into a snowdrift and stuck there. ‘You were 7 years old, 1 said, ‘and I recall that you wore’— What 60 you think she did?” “1 dunno.” “Said ‘Str! Johnny’ Jette n. ¥., toosday—there ts a kind- hearted man in this town, and he is terrible mad he is one of these fellers believes in always extending « ing hand to the erring eet fg but, the next erring bruther that comes his way is going to have sumthing handed to him just north. east of his front collar button sumboddy frisked this gent’s watch, and he put an add in the} paper, 25 doilars reward and no questions asked next day a poor miserble-looking shrimp come to his offis, with the watch, and asked him for the beans when the | begun to ery wot's the matter, says the tender- |harted man j ah, sir, saye the guy, bisniss has been bad, and my wife and child| aint had nuthing to eat for 2 days | | dear me, says the man, that 1s |too bad, you run right along and |buy them some grub, but first would you mind showing me how] you got that watch out of my pockit without me knowing It so the dip he showed him just how it was done, slipping it out of jhis pockit and back again, several | times then the man went home and told his wife all about the poor pick- pockit and how you couldent hardly blame anybody for picking pockits and stalked away.”| ae guy got tie dough, he untenance of the\! | the sour, Small Boy—Father, is that all? One of the C. P.—Yep. Small Boy—But they didn’t do nothing Second One of C. P—I always knew that kid was a smart fellow Both of the C. P. (pulling them elves together with a sleepy yawn) Now for a real show. Let's go Charlie Chaplin, 6 NYTHING. when it was #0 easy his wife gives him a hard look, and she says, henry, let me see your watch and by golly,, no watch 2th henry dident have rest of his life he is going tting square with hi what she said to him, and 1-2 ‘ooking for that pick Johnny spend for other pockit eee A GRATEFUL MAN Ife a Yes, when I was your age, my I used to slide down hill on led, too.” “I'm much obliged to you, sir.” “Much obliged? What for? “For not usin’ all the snow.” Disappears Quickly The view from the house was a very beautiful one, and as | stood drinking the milk and gazing about me, I said “This is a superb place to live!” , aye,” replied the farmer, it's a’ richt; but hoo ad ye lak it, mon, to hae to walk fufteen mile \ilka time ye wanted a bit glass o° | whusky?" “Oh, | gallon | house He shook his head vehemently. “Whusky,” he replied, “won't: tant CASCARETS CURE HEADACHE, COLDS CONSTIPATION Get a 10-cent box. Take a Cascaret tonight to cleanse your Liver, Stomach and Bowels, and you will surely feel great by morning. You men and women Who have headache, coated tongue, a bad cold, are bilious, nervous, upset, bothered with a sick, gassy, disordered stomach, or ave backache and feel all worn out. Are you keeping your bowels clean with Cascarets—or merely forcing & passageway every few days with salts, cathartic pills or castor ofl? Cascarets immediately cleanse and regulate the stomach, remove undigested and ferment- ing food and foul gases; take the excess bile from the liver and car- ry off the constipated waste m ter and poison from the bowels. Remember, a Cascaret tonight will straighten you out by morning, A 10-cent box from your druggist means healthy bowel ation; a clear head and cheerfulness for months. Don't forget the children, well, why don't you get a whisky and keep it in the t SPINNING’S ment Faét SPECIALS 25c Set Shelby Window or Door Hinges, Hook and Eye and Case- -10¢ Hook and Bye ‘holds door open, and Casement Fast loc ks it ‘shut 1% Usually sold at 50c. $1.50 8l¥-In. Heavy Slip Joint Combination Nut, Wire, Pi, Flat-Nose Pliers Also has cotter pin puller and serew driver; about the best all around tool we ever saw do Ft. Wor hanging pictures, hanging $25.00 Flying Merkel Bicycle | In. Corrugated Jaw, Screw Clamp Bench Vise Can be used as a hand vise. Double-Link Brass Jack Chain baskets, for shelves, ete, Muscleman rake, basket-tread tires,” A Sharp Razor Blade Is Nece | SPINNING ry for a Good Shave—We Make Them Real Sharp—Better Than You Ever Had Before, Probably 'S CASH STORE 2. 416-1417 Fourth Av.