The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 25, 1914, Page 4

2 + - aminoaee PAGE 4 ‘STAR—WEDNESDAY, NOV. 25, 1914. NOT CUT QUT For A CIRCASSIAN BEAUTY. YOUR HIRSUTENESS WOULT| | | NEVER CAUSE A PANO VIRTUOSO T COMMIT “FELO Dt: idl (ss ABouT AS Ki-vi! Some @iRis LOUNGE ON THE sInK— BUT MORE OF THEM SINK ON THE LOUNGE! DEVOID OF CAPILLARY EMBELLISHMENT AS AN EGGPLANT. YouR. Doe / A WORY PAPER-KNIFE. ee \ )) re ° ¥ > prem “ . 5 ee — eres . ” * 7 -" e 1 FEEL “HIGHLY HONORED! | AND HERG 13 ANOTHER GEM ENTITLED OH, UM JU3T DYING To KNOW WwHom He Diana [ RUDYARD RHUBARB HAS SENT ME ‘A YeLlLoW BAR OF SaaP! AND HI> DEDICATED [T TOs Va OMX KNOWN HIM A HIS CATEST Book oF Poems ® ?, FAMOUS VERSE BEGINNING: SHORT TIME, BUT HE'S THROWN OUT HINTS ° 5 CONTAINING HIS MASTER Pe 7 ‘SUDS, SUDS, SUDS, THAT HIS NEXT Book WOULD BE | pic es ‘THE PORPLE SHIRT ON HE WASHBCaRD THROB For Me’ DEDICATED TO - —— In 2 S) S| ~/| ® | 8 A New Book and a @ ORES sa ie G (} Dedication “ . v Be ~ &é | @ 4-Reel P sour a err ’ “ 2 | Ww 2 7 t | Screecher’ | H | & < » } Ss a BS ——E os — ea a CONCERNING THE BALDNESS OF ADOLPH CCF eae ee ee a ee a wcaechlinigneajonpiais Jus alin saailiahssadiaon aletoeieniadekendl eRe Re ‘ cosidianiiictl | NO, ADOLPH YOU WASS CERTAINLY IN FACT, YOUR CROCK 188 FULLY AS 1 MEAN), ADOLPH, DOT YOUR, tp BAH, L KNOW BEAN, NOUR CALABASH, | wasy BALD. BUT! HASS SHED ITS FOLIAGE, FUR-BEARING AS _A|/ Pint k) 4 \\CIN SHORT, ADOLPH, You | BRAINS UND HAIR: NEVER / DRIVING WASS BALD!? nadeasmaanen — AT? seas ; G = WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD To WAH Kee, MY LAUNDRY MAN, WHOM I MORE THAN L CAN]} EVER Repay, Owe HAVE YOU GOT YOUR You called her the sweetes —to you. “The only absolutely safe love letter is the one that is cremated the moment it lights,” says one of our Eastern writers, which is pushing the “safety first” idea to the limit. Every fellow should preserve his first love letter, if he can get hold of it. Your first love letter was, possibly, the only absolutely Sincere, honest, courageous letter you ever wrote. In all the others there was calculation, concealment, insincerity and, very likely, chicane in some degree. But that first letter was part of your honest self. It ran something like this, in effect: You told her that you loved her with your whole heart, her and her alone, and you did. Children, experiences, and the erosions gf time may, in later years, impair that exclusive monopoly, but when you wrote that letter, that monopoly was the closest on earth, regardless of what the girl was or promised to become. fication of this view, later on, honest conviction You wrote that you could In mind and heart you w selfish and uncalculating, a mud, and the sobs of your rty. PAVE YOU ALWAYS LEAGUE NEWSPAPERS MEMBER OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST ‘Telegraph News Service of the Un Prees Association | AN Entered at Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Ciass Matter. By mati, out of city, 850 per month up to 6 mos.; 6 mos. $1.80; year $2.25. | By carrier, city 25¢ a month ING P} im 9400. Private || : Save the Trifles A Sane Thanksgiving Dinner “Speaking of stingy people,” said I" IS MEET that Thanksgiving time should be merry and pl Ep DB ca in f filled with happiness; that the | Serimp.” pp at those near and dear should) “What about him? queried the gather together at least once a year. | customer, who had come fn for a +e a | pound of coffee. The Thanksgiving day of our grandmothers was mostly | “Why, he even looks over the to give thanks for aharvest of sufficient food should be different. With us it|tops of bis glasses for fear of We have much for which to be thankful, | ¥*"s them out!” but we should not make the feasting dangerous to our lives figs or health. Father Knew Physicians, as well as newspapers, tell us the cases of|. Her father’s voice floated from sudden deaths from colds, apoples he pene orieee stairway, bles caused by over-eating—are on—all trou- hanksgiving and indigest “Yes, papa.” many at a ss - “Has that young man gone?” time as the sudden deaths caused om fireworks on the! «No, papa; it’s only 10 o'clock.” Fourth of July. “Send him home right away, end Wiss Ps rae a al |before he goes tell him {t's mid-| And it jecms to me i more disastrous, for it OCCUTS| night, eo he can start his watch among those of older years who should kn better ‘and the hall clock again.” Children, at Thanksgiving, romp and play and use up RE. much of the extra fuel they get on that day | Let "mm Laugh Old people cople of quiet habit partake 1 Pon oe We hear that a crowd of young 4 BeCgety FOF 1 habits, pa t only Of) torks resorting at Lake Chargog Ticher food, but eat much more than on other da | gagoggmanchaugagoge, Chaubuna- The table of a modern Thanksgiving dinner should not|#%™8amaugg, Webster, Mass, are having a lot of fun over the mis- pronunciations of Liege. be loaded. While the food should be the best we can afford, there should not be too great a eral serving. Take time for ea be obliged to gobb we should rest, co Talking during meals is Physicians are forced to ad ‘between mind and matter, and ‘food the mind should also be: brought into pl secure and variety—nor too lib vem [ELECTRO “PAINLESS DENTISTS g the " id race t indigestion relationship eating = LATEST IMPORTED dance step Is the “Lulu Fado.” You show hess of your knees than in the older ones, but it’s a lulu, just the same IF YOU want to read a warm thing, get Harper's Weekly of No qvember 21 and read Amos Pinchot’s remarks upon the Rockefellers * THE KAISER formally notifies America Americans helping Beigians. Belgium his. IN ONE day the czar made total abstainers of 150,000,000 people| “who had been drinking a bililon dollars’ worth of vodka per year. It! (was large case of going “dry.” | that he doesn’t object to It Is good of him, seeing that he calls EXAMINATION 22K Gold Crowns...$5.00 Bridgework Full Set of Teeth. Porcelain Crown Gold Fillings .... yer Fillings... 5o¢ aye ee as advertise Lady Attendant, Terms to suit. All work guaranteed 15 yea ELECTRO PAINLESS DENTISTS tet and Pike, Opp. Publlo Market Laboring People’s ventists. = HEY! DON’T sell your old machine! Put It up In the back yard! Yor mother. Prof, Larkin says that auto is the safest place during Za lightning storm. It’s got rubber tires. Ha-a-a— Somebbody tickle us! COUSIN BILL TAFT is traveling ‘round lecturing on “The Presi- lency; Its Powers and Responsibilities.” Seems that Bill has been, “reading up quite a bit of late. We, Uncinne Virttwia st and Haghth Av., Beattie Kitchen | Privileges ‘Use any cars via Weatinke Modern, furnished rooms, with the beet elegantly and courtesy for in cleantiness, comfort 4 Hotel the least money, ‘Transient, B60 to $1; : weekly, $2.60 to A broader grasp of the female nature may cause modi likely to keep you awake many nights in the future To be sure, you put into that letter a lot of gush, a bil- lion of kisses, represented by solitary heart, the “ruined life without you,” the happi- ness of the grave with the corpse wearing a fresh mitten —the whole spread of sentimental silliness, from “Dar- ling Beloved” to “Your Suffering Lover.” But you were honest with yourself and with the other FIRST LOVE LETTER? thoughts toward woman were pure. How about this, since? You showed just what you were. How many times have you tried to pass off your counterfeit self since? Great Scott, Man! Underlying all that romantic gush was your real self, if you were an honest lover. Don’t burn that letter, if you've got it! It is a me- mento of a time when you felt yourself to be a real man, and a genuinely good man “All the world loves a lover,” because he’s genuine. The first love letter is a beautiful bird of hope that flies, singing, up into a cloudless sky, and never comes back. It is the blessed glory of anticipation that’s later hidden by the clouds of realization It is the first, and likely your last, uncalculating ex- pression of perfect truth. It is a mirror that reflects, not what you now are, but once was and might have always been. Its very silliness signifies sincerity and youth, and condemns it not. A J2hn t, best girl alive, and she was— , but at that time it was your die for her, and you could. ere wholly and honestly un- condition that would not be stars like duck tracks in the soul, the loneliness of your BEEN SO, SINCE? Your | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE QUEAK FROM y Meu$i NOW, MRS. TRUS, THIS JUST SHOWS WHAT AN IDE WOMEN HAVS OF TIM! HeRe L AM, HONG FROM THE OFPICE, HUNGRY AND TIRED, ANC NO PREPARATIONS FOR DINNGR— anne 5 (09 GOING TO THE SNow | | eesy 72 6eT Away FROM THAT FOO. AIOUSE FOR (OME EVENING f 1Deq of Time! WoeeD! TAKE HaAT!! YESTERTHY YOU Came HOMG 3° Late Hat THE NNGR WAS. UTTERLY RLINGD TODAY YOURE "WAY AHEAD OF TIME AND @xPSCT CVGRYTHING To B& /TS WORTH ff DOLLAR. 70 GET Nit OUT OF 2 CUNO A FEW HOURS! | of German officers raided the | ET RANGE BY WIRE chateau of M. Mentfer, the choco-| late millionaire, and held a nine| days’ carougal in it. Menter was) not at home, Servants ®ere there | and they were forcad to wait on the kaiser’s officers. They drank up all of a spectal brand of champagne that Menier/} kept on hand and had every fowl on the place kjlled. LONDON, Nov. 25.—A curious story recently from Villers Coter- ets tells of a novel attempt by the Germans to get the range for their artillery fire A British sergeant one night ran |into three Germans right outelde the British line. Whipping out his revolver, the Briton killed two of ve - |the Germans, and the third sur. ES G rendered. They had a telephone APACH TO Fi HT | with them, connected by wire with their camp. The length of the| PARIS, Nov. 26.—Paris 1s to have | wire pald out gave the range for|@ regiment of Apaches, composed |the gunners. jof the cutthroats, desperadoes and | | other criminals of the French cap- | ital. Although the Apaches are HAD FEED ON MENIER (inci cncinios ot aw and order, they are sald to be as hot for the LONDON, Nov. 26,—-Word has | honor and victory of France in this been received here of how a party! war as anybody. These Prices They are physical and financial economies. But you must take advantage of them at once to! make the big savings. $1.00 No. 11% 7x2x1 Combination Fine and Coarse India Oil Stone Made of alundum, an electric furnace product that cuts quick- jy, gives a fine edge and is more durable and satisfactory than other stones. An astonishingly low price. 25¢ Combination Funnel, Strainer, proper {ncubator conditions. Tips with each one Mower . Doub! adjustments. OIL STRIKE MAY BE BOON TO STATE (Continued from page 1.) oll was ever discovered In Wash- ington. eee ‘The uncapping of the Crescent well proves the geologists right. It doesn’t prove anything else. It doesn't cent well {s a paying well. It may be in the very center, and again it may be on the extreme fringe, of | the ofl field. . ° Mrs. Bishop leaned on the gate, gazing wistfully down the road. The Bishops are tenants on the Sarver place, and it was on the Sarver farm that the strike was made. An endless line of and farm wagons was passing along the muddy road. They crossed the Scatter creek bridge and halted at the derrick just be yond, Mrs. Bishop could see the crowd from the gate. “Old man Sarver,” she said, “al- ways said there was oll here. Folks laughed at him. He died, and the farm was divided up among his children and one grandchild. A daughter, Mrs. Cora Forbes, owns this 160 acres, She lives in Call forny, We rent from her. “The soll ain't any too good hereabouts, It’s hard to make a |living, It would be sort of queer, | wouldn't {t, if there should be a lot of ofl under this farm? It would be sort of as if God was tryin’ to make up down under for being so stingy on top. I wonder if it's wicked to say things like that.” The crowd was cheering at the well, and there was much cheap oratory. “But we're all right now,” said automobiles Mrs. Bishop, “We raked and scraped all the money we could and bought stock.” Poor Mrs. Bishop! I hope she gets rich quick, But probably she won't, And I’ll swear the Bishops can't afford to gamble. eee When the baller was brought up yesterday, and first water and then oil gushed Into the tub, eager hands were thrust Into the recep- tacle. Some of the hands were rough and dirty; some were white and plump and ringed. All came up dripping with greenish ooze. Olly fingers were popped Into mouths and sucked, There was a good sign. me one and he though he were perform. Ing a rite. Others sald, “Olt!” stupidly. It was as If the word had put upon them an hypnotic spell. “Oll!" they sald, and laughed, and cheered and shook hands, The crowd outside the derrick ‘our curlously dra. matic and a little grotesque. Such - — ai (7 veuL, IN YOUR case | | hv cg TOGE DDE ——— A household convenience with an unheardof price. $1.00 Tycos Certified incubator Thermometer .. Millions of chicks die in the shell every year, A book of Incubator Thermometer $12.00 10-In. Wheel, 5-Blade, Ball-Bearing Coldwell Cutmore Lawn conn SPINNING’S CASH STORE rove that the Cres-| Help You Now Dipper, Measure and Fruit Funnel -50e ause of im- $7.77 jandle 1416 Fourth 1417 Ave. over two-bits’ worth of Hardly had the presence of oll been announced than some one stuck on the walls of the | derrick posters urging the pub- | Iie to buy lots In Ol! City, only | half a mile from the weil. Oll City, as nearly as any one could discover, is Just now mostly weeds, rocks, mud and scrub timber. it Is a long way from any- where. Its Inhabitants are rab- bits. Just why anybody should want a lot there is hard to un- derstand. |= bother oll! eee There was an anti-climax, of course. | A man who had lolled in a be bannered automobile in the road well-fed, “slick"-looking sort | man—stood up in his car and made |a speech. |. He took off his hat, he said, to his rivals in the field, the pioneers in the field, the men of the Cres- cent. He complimented them for their courage, their enterprise. He complimented the ladies present. And then he begged their in- dulgence while he told them of the unparallelled opportunity he of- fered of getting rich quick by buy- ing shares in the company he was promoting. ! I don’t believe he fooled any- body. He was, of course, getting in on the oil excitement which oth- ers had created. I don't know any- thing about his company, but I | wouldn't invest in it. | The ofl discovery is good news and big news. 4 But the field does not offer op portunities for Investment. It only offers opportunities for speculation, and very risky specu- lation, The discovery ts good news, be- cause we know, beyond doubt, that oil is here. It must be accurately located first, then developed. The work of location and de- velopment can safely be left to established companies which never prospect but which are to develop after | Such development will Dring out side money into the state. The foes man’s money is not needed lin this risklest of games. There are many sharpers in the field, and it 1s next to impossible for the um |informed to distinguish the sheep from the gonts If you are an experienced ofl man, with plenty of money and & {disposition to gamble, the fleld |needs you to develop it. | If you have no ofl experience, or no money to lose, give ofl a wide berth, | FOR SALE—CHEAP Large size statue, suitable for club, lodge, ete; also large cof fee mill; hand power, 709 Fourth Ave. | all morning—a fashionably dressetigy, of 4