The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 20, 1914, Page 4

(STAR-FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1914. PAGE 4, — "DEAR MO, Dovecas, Diana Dillpickles In Him UP $i" Breaking Up a Pose A 4-Reel ‘Screecher’ | Film | You'Re NoT GOING SH-H-t-A— To STRWS NoTHIN' Like THATS QUEAK ASI Jenn , Meuse THE FELLOW WHO CRW COME OUT CF THE ASTN TUS KUTA AP GROUCH OW #3 A LOST CASE! THE SEATTLE STAR | MEMBER OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS) ‘Telegraph News Service of the United Press Association | Entered at Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Class Matter, mos.; 6 mos. $1.80; year $8.26. month By mail, out of eity, 35¢ per month up to By et ity Se HEN the cable brings word of thousands slaughtered in battle, the chances are that most of us are still sensi- tive enough to shudder, and to say, at the supper table, where we sit and eat in peace: “Too bad! Too bad!” Of course, we have to let it go at that, for there isn’t anything else that we can do. But if you happened to notice a recent bulletin of ‘the Chicago health department on the subject of the mortality due to preventable bad air, the chances are you weren't shocked at all, notwithstanding the yearly death toll in that one city of 10,000 and the fact that you COULD do some- thing to reduce it, if you tried. What could you do? do you ask? Well, for one thing, you could throw your own windows open wide, every little while, to let the foul air out, and keep the windows open all night in the bedrooms Then, if the street car, the lodgeroom, the church or the other public place in which throngs gather isn’t properly ventilated, you could register a kick and keep on kicking till something was done to improve matters. Bad air is nothing more or less in the world than bad habit. There is plenty of good air absolutely free of cost and waiting to be used. So it’s nobody's fault but our own if we don’t use all we need of it. THERE’S A GLEAM of civilization about that war, at last. Russia Is making up a “bath train” eo that 2,000 soldiers per day can get a bath. It’s a mean kalser who would turn his guns on that train. THE REAL interests of the colored people have not been advanced by that Trotter delegation’s Insult to the president of the United States. It ls to Woodrow’s credit that he kept his temper and did not order Trotter kicked Into the street. OUR IDEA of optimism—Oregonian hopes of defeating the Doble- Ites. EVIDENTLY MARRIED Iife was no pipe for elther Pape. STOMACH SOUR? STOP INDIGESTION, GAS, HEARTBURN—PAPE’S DIAPEPSIN| Do some foods you eat hit back|and puts your stomach tn a healthy —taste good, but work badly; fer-|condition so that the misery won't| ment into stubborn lumps and |come back cause @ sick, sour, gaesy stomach?) You feel different as soon as Now, Mr. and Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot| Pape’s Diapepsin comes in contact this down: Pape's Diapepsin di-|with the stomach—distress just gests everything, leaving nothing |vanishes—your stomach gets aweot, to sour and upset. No difference|no gases, no belching, no eructa how badly your stomach 1s disor-|tions of undigested food, your head dered, you get bape relief in five|clears and you feel fine. minutes, but what pleases you} Put an end to stomach trouble most 1s that it strengthens and reg-|by getting a large fifty-cent case ulates your stomach so you can eat jof Pape’s Diapepsin from any drug your favorite foods without fear,|store, You realize in five minutes Most remedies give you how needless !t 1s to suffer from in gometimes—they are slow, but not/digestion, dyspepsia or any stom relief SOMEHOW OR ODDER 1 CAN'T GET A RISC CUT OF ADOLPH ON DISS ,VAR QUESTION. HE DON'T Took IT TO HEART MUGH+ TRY HIM AGAIN. @ure. Diapepsin ts quick, positive |ach disorder. The Virginus Fee cis cna ach Privileges ness, comfort and courtesy for bee te Hi Tue UND canes ietetnsthiesentaasisesmatsnsnicaatet ADOLPH, I'M SURBRISED How CALMLY) ‘Ou DROOL OUT YouR Ox! VEN DER WHOLE WORLT QUIVERING AUT PASSION INCE PeRociTy. was getting ready to sell the railroad to the highest bidder and wind up the recei' Let the judge go to ivership. ‘it, and we'll have the troublesome matter over with. OUTBURSTS OF ii DIVORCED WIFE GOOD NEIGHBOR TO SUCCESSOR DETROIT, Mich., Nov. 20,—After living for a year on the best of neighborly terms next door to her husband's divorced first wite, Mra. Alpha Pergau has just requested the probate court to appoint her guardian of the divorced wife This tangled tale of affections began several years ago, when Mra. Laura Pegrau was sent to the how pital as insane. Later she was dis charged, but would not go back to her husband, who thereupon secur. ed a divoree. Last year he mar. ried again, and gave his firet wife a home next door to the one in which he Installed his new bride. He had the custody of the child, Viola Pergau, and the little girl's real mother used to run tn daily to see her child, and to visit with Mra. Alpha Pergau Recently the first Mrs. Pergau has suffered a relapse, and the seo- ond wife wants to be made her guardian in order to protect her {n terests, Both mothers love the child, Viola, deeply. SOME CLASS TO THIS The Cherry Valley Timber Co. has equipped 12 raflroad coaches with steam heating apparatus, elec- tric Hghts, Mbraries and hot and cold water, and is using them as camps for its men, This novel camp on wheels fs at present sta- tioned near Stillwater, Wash. French railway In _ Indo-China uses metal sleepers entirely, lean be, while the | THE GoLDrisH HAVE “THERE, DAPHNG | — INTO “THEIR OWN AGAIN, POOR THINGS S Comets, IN FACT, 1 MARVEL AT YOUR OVSTERLIKE SERENITY VEN DER FLOWER NATIONALITIES 186 LOCKED IN DER DEATH-GRAPOLE, GIVE SEATTLE A REST ON THIS NIGHTMARE ference in the pending offer by the the one discussed a few weeks ago It was a $1,400,000 proposition then. It is a $1,300,000 The OF A DOZEN Proposition now. difference of $100,000 is mere bait. ie it that ny, wened: s chipper as a bride always looks sutch a dreary-lookin objeck nuthing seams to take all the |jinjer out of @ feller ike gitting mae cliacels married { had to laff at a storey 1 herd the uther day about # funny crack a guy made that was gitting hitched up over in brooklin this duck had wiggled along until the age of 82 or thereabouts without any dame belog able to land him then an artless young thing of praps 27 yeres sniped him from behind a rubber plant, and it was good nite to single blessedness for that poor mutt well, the fatal day arrived, and the preecher was grouped tn front of the floral display, and the bride was jurkio around the rear of the premises with her pa, waiting to begin the grand march while poor clarence was fidget ing around sumthing terrible in the coop where they had him con fined with the best man the best man made about efforts to clarence out where the shackles was to be rivitted on, but sumhow he couldnt git him started clarence kept fumbling around with his clothes and saying dea, me, and finelly the best man hol. jers, what's the matter, have you lost the ring no answers the unfortunit bride- grume, the ring is all rite, but 1 have lost my enthoosiasm Johny 6 * . Bright’ View. “I don’t think Diogenes ought to be #0 pessimistic about honesty.” “What's your point?” “All he had was his lantern and his tub. He still has those, while I've been skinned out of three for- tunes, Yet I'm still optimistic.” eee Or te It Just Our Luck? Experience has made us shy At quick-lunch atuff called “chicken pie.” ‘Tho only chicken that gets in Ia feathers, bones and hunks of skin. . Human Zoology. Bly dogs. Billy geese. Ravening wolves. Slippery eels. Legal sharks. Birds of prey. Scare crows. eee The Safety Zone. During a certain battle the col- onel of an Irish regiment noticed that one of his men was extremely devoted to him and followed him everywhere. At length he re marked: “Why, my man, you have atuck by me well today.” > sorr,” replied Pat. “Shure, me mither said to me, sald she, ‘Juat stick to the colonel, Patrick, me bhoy, and you'll be all roigh' Them colonels never gets hurted.’” eee A Daring Drama. has written a new play.” The heroine is a married “Yes. r ridegrume is / "MOST ANYTHING. } Woman.” | “Oh, I know. And falls In love with another man.” | “No. That original part of |{t The play shows marriage to [be a sacred relation that some |people take seriously, and get a | #ood deal of happiness out of.” | eee A Masterly Retreat John Smith came very near get- ting dog bitten last week. He had been hog hunting a few days before and told his wife he had found a deer’s track. He had started back to an old deer-lick to see if he could find any sign. As he went he came across George McAdoo's horse tied in the woods and a dog guarding the horse, The dog made for Jolin, and he started to run. The dog caught him by the seat of his pants, and when John got home the pants were all gone except the walst.—Hunts- ville (Ark.)Republican. Geologists estimate that the coat fields of Shans province, China, are great enough to meet the world’s demands for more than a thousand years. WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD SHAME ON YOU, SITTING DERE LIKE A essa I SHOULT BUBBLE! and Paring Knife ones. You are missing a great doing without one. books. A visit to store or glance CHILDBIRTH OF FUTURE WILL BE WITHOUT PAIN NEW YORK, Nov. 20.—"The Freiburg method of producing that } state of mind called twilight sleep |is bound to become the method of the future in treating women in | childbirth.” This is the opinion of Dr. Wil- Mam Wellington Knipe, professor at the New York Post Graduate | Medical school, who has just re- | turned from Freiberg, Germany, after making an exhaustive invest!- gation of the marvelous new method of painless childbirth as practiced | there. Dr. Knipe went to Freiburg as an avowed skeptic, and hence Amert- ean physicians consider his com- plete conversion extraordinarily sig- nificant. In an article in the cur- rent number of “The Modern Hos- | pital,” the famous surgeon says: | “It was only after repeated demon- | strations of successful twilight sleep that at last I became & con- vert, and was forced to admit the poor results we had obtained pre- viously were due to the fact that we did not follow the Freiburg method.” “Taylor” Bake Oven, Hop Drier or Incubator Thermometer ...$1.00 This is absolutely correct. It registers from zero to 460. 15¢ Rigid or Dandy Separabie Apple Corer, Demonstrators and many stores get 250 for new style separable Our lowered prices are mighty good news to depleted pocket- more savings than in any competitive store. We do repair work and sell second-hand bicycles for others. SPINNING’S CASH STORE Potato or Apple Slicer 80 household convenience if you are over latest price sheet will reveal 1416 Fourth 1417. Ave. sleep mine and morphine, and insists the treatment will have to be ried out exclusively in a hospital. Jeweler mentioned in The Sta Wednesday as a vendor of fake stuff. Councliman Hesketh sald Thureday the jeweler meant was between University and Union ets., on First av. l of MUSIC ae tl 409-413 PEOPLES BANK Second Floor, DON’T TA CHAN! WITH THE OPINION OF A ORUGGIST When you are sick. I have people calling upon me every day whose health has been ruined by drug- gists—and patent slop. I will diagnose your case and furnish your prescriptions ex-Government Ask for the Physician at the RIGHT DRUG CO. ( Interwoven Hose A tan plaids and plain blue cheviots at .. SEE OUR WINDOW D: Union Made Sulte and O’Coats $15.00 and Up, The Spotlight Points to the Tailored Ready Co. for Extra Values Saturday nd EVERY day, for that matter! 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