The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 19, 1914, Page 4

STAR—THURSDAY, NOV. 19, 1914, PAGE 4. my sith “ ‘ nS ate . rs AT TINES 1 PARTAKE Diana | DO You NOURISHMENT [EVER EAT, — WITH ROSE LEAVES, Yes, RoWwarRD f" 'Dillpickles In Some Dainty Nourishment A A SOUFFLE GARNISHED OR ELTS SPONGE CAKE MOISTENED) MAMA! COULD MR, RHUGARB EAT LUNCH .,, wirH ust COLOGNe Y ‘Screecher’ ADOLPH HAS NOTHING PERSONAL AGAINST NAPOLEON SvurR® HG CAN. A® LUCK WOULD HAve IT I'VE Gor A SWELL MEAL TODAY,” WORDS BY SCHAE) FER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD DIGS OUGHT TO INTEREST YOU "ALL PARIS IS RINGING WITH Ki-YVit! WHY is 4 FLEA? SEARCH Me! John Morse fell at the corner of | Church and Stallman sts. yesterday | and broke his arm. This is the third time Mr. Morse has fallen on this spot.—Merryville (Iowa) ner. Ran THE BATTLE SONGS OF NAPOLEON." NONSENSE! HE's DEAD. BUT GLORIFYING OF BONAPARTE OUGHT TO GET YOUR GOAT. You WASS AN AUSTRIAN, AIN'T (T? — Be PA AT JEN: VELL, DOTS DER POINT. LOOK VOT HE DIT TO DER AUSTRIANS AT AUSTERLITZ Dow’ JA, AT WAGRA, CHEEKS DowT FLUSH AT DER NAME OF HAPOLEONT HY NOT a sane and safe Thankegiving? W President Wilson has called attention to the fact that our nation has especial reason to be thankful, this year. It Is not engaged In the horrible business of war. It has crops that almost beat all records in Y t. It hae made progress toward the ideals of true Chri: nity and clviliza. tion. And if custom is carried out, we'll spend Thanksgiving about like this: Some sincere thanking of the Lord. Much football, dancing and other indulgences of ordi nary holidays. The utmost stuffing of stomachs, as means and capacity wilt permit. It would be impious to speculate on just what satisfaction the Lord gets out of our way of observing Thankegiving day But we may safely say that it Is not too much, but much too little, And yet how easy to make the day more as we know ‘He would like it. Read what “A Constant Reader” writes this Edittor: There's going to be a new program for my family this Thanksgiving day. First thing, I’m going to thank in my heart if not on my knees, for all I've had during and for what I've still got. “Oh, yes! business is not so good, the grind Is something fierce, and we've had to pinch at every point, but the same has been true of all my fellows, and when | see homes burningy = . Entered at Seattle, Wash., out of city, 36¢ per month up By r,eity y by The SF exchange conneeting nll departments. vit Murdering a Boy’s Originality | OHNNY came home from school today worried half sick | Johnny had been told by the teacher he must “write al theme.” | On his way home Johnny saw a dog fight. He came] into the house bubbling over with the excitement of it. He told his impressions of it so swiftly, easily, vividly, that if a concealed shorthand writer had taken it down the story would have been a great piece of literature, notwithstanding Johnny's} youth | But when Johnny sat down at his desk to tackle that theme a great change took place. He screwed up legs, wrinkled his little , distorted his gers, chewed his pencil, bent almost d fussed, fumed and, for all we know, may have cussed—under his breath “Now, why does a boy who can talk so effectively feel $0 helpless when asked to write a piece for the s¢ Instead of encouraging Johnny to write just as he would *talk—slang, bad grammar, mixed metaphors and all, but a perfect expression of what was in the lad’s mind—this teacher wanted Johnny to can all his originality, all the freedom of his tingling spirit, and grind out a stilted composition terned according to a lot of rules made by sedate Of course, such quirement was fatal to effectiveness So constricted, John suldn’t possibly get hi across pat zrown-ups me SOMEHOW A lot of folks had a natural hunch that Prosecutor. elect Lundin must be the man to handle the election fraud charges. | 80 along comes the supreme court and puts the kibosh on Johnny Murphy and the grand jury. GIRLS! GIRLS! YOU MUST TRY THIS! 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If you care for pretty, soft cessive ofl, and in just a few mo-|ha of it, surely get a 25 ments you have doubled the beauty | ce of Knowlton’s Dander of your hair, A delightful surprise | ine lrug store or toilet awaits those whose hair has | ~The Virginus Bers ats Ren.css "ess Hotel Kitchen Privileges | elegantly ished rooms, with the best fn ¢leaniiness, comfort and courtesy for We te Hi { | TOM AND FRIEN A New Idea--a Safe and Sane Thanksgiving rotting, wives and children wandering hungry all over that beautiful foreign world, while | have my wife and bables In my arms, eafe and cared for, MY HEART GOES OUT TO GOD. “And 80, on Thankegiving morning, my children are going to hear their father talk some about the goodness of the Al- mighty, who has protected them from war, famine and pestl- leqee, while millions of their fellow beings were suffering. “AND DON’T YOU BELIEVE THAT WIFE OR MOTHER IS GOING TO SPEND MOST OF HER DAY DRAWING A TURKEY, STUFFING AND ROASTING IT, STEWING CRANBERRIES, BAKING PIES AND TORTUR ING HER SOUL OVER THE OUTCOME OF OTHER LUX- URIES IN PAN, OVEN OR KETTLE. Not for me a bloated stomach and petrified tiver that leave a fellow cursing his costly folly Instead of thanksgiving, and Indifferent to God and everything else. “Why, the turkey and “So, we'll have just an ordinary substantial dinne: the difference between the cost of that and the usual tronomle blowout shall go for shoes and blankets and br for those poor, miserable children and mothers across ocean. “Should | take, on my Thankagiving day, my over-fed fam. ily Into God’s presence, He might point to the hungry mothers, staggering out of the way of man-kliling engines on Flanders roadways, to the groups of naked children lying In Belgian fence-corners crying for milk, and say, ‘These are your sisters, these are your children, and the terrible winter is at hand!” “NO, I'M NOT GOING TO PRAISE GOD WITH MY STOMACH, I'M GOING TO TURN MY SENSELESS LUX- URIES INTO THE NECESSITIES THAT WILL SAVE MY UNFORTUNATE FELLOWS, THIS TIME.” Odd sort of a notion, isn't It, dear reader? But sup) that the millions of Americans who will over-etuff themeelv on Thankagiving day all carried out this idea? Why, bless you! that would mean millions of shoes for the freezing feet of children, millions of loaves of bread for millions of blank for homeless, heiple foreign war. What matters the nationality of those women and children? They're our sisters, our children, under the God to whom you pretend to be grateful on Thanksgiving day. There have been scores of American Thankegiving days. All of them’ been devoted to a little genuine thanksgiving to God, much stuffing of the inwards, and a lot of sporting and other demanstratione of our extraordinary goodness to ourselves. WHY NOT AN AMERICAN THANKSGIVING DAY THAT SHALL STAND IN HISTORY AS A MONUMENT TO AMERICAN SENSE AND LOVE OF HUMANITY? There never will be a better opportunity or stronger reason for it. It only means converting luxuries we don't need into neces saries, for lack of which thousands of our fellowchildren in God will surely fre arve and perish from among us. TING >) Saal Cautious Reply The Msguated Golfer—Have you ever seen such rotten play? TT died three days for only his bare }wage)—No, afr; but I've read of it ) |in the comic papers. | oe HOW IWOUL0 LOVE SEE MY AD HOMIE. Os ONCE (IORE! A slow walter to bring his dinner. 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