The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 16, 1914, Page 4

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1914. Diana Dilipickles | In ALWUSION YO WIR HAIR. Hee THINKS A HGAP Pa Makes a Delicate Allusion A 4-Reel ‘Screecher’ | Film FATHER , You'Re TO MEET MY New Beau, MR. RHUDARA, TWe POST. IF You CAN THINK or WOTHING BETTER To Say, MAKG A Deccata © You'Re PROM INDIA, AIN'T Ya ¢ HORSES HEBL PRINTS! BETTER THAN DEY | | oo ee LOOK, AN’ B'GOLLY DEY OUGHT TER BE!) Wallon _——_——~ Deore Did He? “Would | you scream if I should = = A DISASTROUS RUNAWAY CHECKED JUST IN TIME PAGE 4 Haw, Goap ™ FROM INDIA f° WHATA FANCY! Why Did You, MY man, SUPPOS® 1 Came "1 HEARD Hers WAS ONLY THiR-Ty BARBER SHOPS in INDIA!" | -— aieaaiiinksinancennnnenenanas 9 | ( xoowWESe, | Hear | / ACLOUD OF DUST UND (és Ste DER DULL THUD OF SOME FELLERS are | Rese ght VOT CAUSED DER RUNAWAY 1 SHIED ATA CIECE OF UTE paper!! The man in a hurry doesn’t realize how slowly the mass of humanity moves and changes. Elevating the \ morality of a nation is like lifting a skyscraper with {| jackscrews.—Walter Rauschenbusch. | The Right Man in the Right Place i. IS a fitting tribute to highly efficient and loyal service in a burdensome and unremunerative office that Gen. H. M Chittenden, candidate for re-election to the port commission, is without opposition. Gen. Chittenden has brought to the commission the trained skill of the army engineer and a commanding execu-| tive ability that came well in hand for Seattle’s good in the} strenuous days of newspaper charlatans and their masters who attempted to put over the fake terminal scheme The port would have to look far and wide to find Gen Chittenden’s equal for the ie pomton he is occupying The Hardest Thing to Measure Is a Man’s| Worth ALTER JOHNSON wants $20,000 a season, I at the rate of about $600 for pitching each ball game “It’s too much,” the magnates say. “No ball player that ever lived is worth $600 a game.” Caruso gets $2,000—or is it $3,000?—a night for singing| a role in opera. Is he worth that? Who knows? We confess we don’t. Those who want to hear Caruso sing appear to be willing to pay at a rate to make his fee possible. And Walter Johnson is to baseball what the Italian is to song. This is to be said of both men: Neither has any strangle} hold on his job. Ifa better singer than Caruso should appear, | “or a better pitcher than Johnson, it isn’t in the power of any-| body else to stop him from entering the competition. The field in which each works is an open one, with the chances| is f Peep nto i can say what is the measure of either’s commer- |POLICE SERGEANT ENGINEERS A RAID | IN THINK MAKEUP | Folks around the police eta. cial value? The only thing of which you may be sure is that excel- lence soon or late tends to command its price. Hence the obvious moral is: Do your best. And then| try each day to do a little better. Whether the basis of the| world’s recognition be in money, blue ribbons or monuments after you are dead, the surest thing of all is that you won't! get it unless you strive. | And if you are in the job that fits, the mere striving will be the greatest reward. STREET CAR bumps into county dead wagon. That surely is a coroner's case. MANCHURIA I8 making a new paint out of the bean oll that Is pro- duced there In tremendous quantities, The paint Is said to be waterproof | and fireproof. | WATCHFUL WAITING Ie profitable business for Seattle, A little more than a month's waiting brought down the price of the Renton line| by $100,000. The Virginus 2s Bat Sa Pe Kitchen | Hotel ec teeotrmengy, Mraaaiont, te te leo ts fa Privileges f weekly, # te cm Bury Your Hammer; Be a Booster S OME lugubrious folks seem to regard the day of the closing of Seattle’s saloons as the day set for Seattle’s funeral. As hard-headed, practical men of business, this attitude gives us a pain. There will be just as much money in Seattle the day after the saloons close as the day before. A terrible calamity? even if it WERE a calamitous event which approaches, we would remind you that on a former occasion Seattle suffered an undoubted calamity—and thrived and grew fat. Twenty-five years ago downtown Seattle was wiped out by fire. Some folks thought THAT was Seattle’s death blow. But it wasn’t. We can’t see it. Yes, 1 KNow THEY Re KILLIN A LOT OF PAOPLG COVER THE RS IN SUROPe, AT WST LOOK AT THE BUSING MAS IN THIS Country! a i We, WELL, urrie Scsie! a HATS CLEANED AND REBLOCKED Ladien’ and Gentlemen's Bowler Hat Co. SELECT DANCING PARTIES HJPPODROME Fifth and University Clean Amusement elike Surroundings that Desk Sergeant Roy Olm stead looks like a Chinaman. Chinese them: couldn't tell him from the real he slipped into a gambling den . 7 at 215 Washington ot. - amas When the lookout spled cops Oriental pulled It open again, Is Now Located at His brother officers cap- 1010 paraphernalia, and a.blg bank Seeond Aven Near Madison After collecting all that con- traband of war, crust to make the alleged pro- prietor, Ah Ting, pay $300 bail, and the others $10 each. Own your ‘own home. - Read the offerings in STAR WANT ADS—then they had the Had a Past Drunk—I plead bein’ a bit érank, | yer washup. istrate—Pri n° assaulted wid wiolence. her” puree I'm to have him nonths now since my hus to see 5 lesson. Did m,” replied the small boy right, then. Give mea sen n which you bring in the word correctly.” ch Hominy marbles have you?" see The Dub’s Lament n Saturday d up my clubs ks to play r dubs, half-day off, hing that gal one ‘hour at playing ¢ And three at hunting balls. eee Where's the Censor? There is a young lady from Erakin » has a remarkably fair skin p one said to her, “Mabel, k sweet In your sab see The Scheme What are you cutting out of the| An item about @ California man d o his ugh bis pockets.” Put it In my pocket."—Every body's: END INDIGESTION ORSTOMACH PAIN IN FIVE MINUTES: Time {t! In five mfnutes al! stomach distress will go. 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Should one of the family eat something which don’t agree with them, or in case of an attack of indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or stomach derangement at daytime or during the night, it is handy to give the quickest, sur- est relief known, ner known to n—Indade he is, sor; he's been here foive toimes for bein’ robbed and twoice for se | description of ‘Hominy’? the answer was 1 look best in my| hat are you going to do with — erery oer | fy op 20TH THE BUSY , Tt! BEE IMAROUE. | 1}. ‘CFe w aa WE AMOUR = vs How DoT rae 6usy¥ ||) “7A BEE warRoVA SHAM 9 4 HOUR - KS o> a CIAKE ME oo v? Inthe Editor’s Mail A GOOD iDEA Editor The Star: Asa matter of justice, and humanity, let the olty establish @ depot for the coming of life may be had at a small per cent above cost, Let the city sell articles {n small quantities of five or ten pounds, strictly cash, with out delivery It would be a good business step for the city by removing much of the incentive for crime, fewer peo: ple in jail, fewer children starving and fewer families broken up, H. Ll, WALLER, HOW THEY STUNG HIM Editor The Star: Reading the story of “Uncle John” Clark in The Star, I wish to say a word in regard to dealings I have had with the traction company. On February last I got a job as a conductor and was examined by one of the company's physicians, ‘Tho doctor said that I had a Weak heart, caused from leakage of one} winter where the bare necessities | going through It, Escutcheon, Penn Stirtin, Front-Door Lock This is a very isa desig A Visit Will Show Th Nelson” on Most Regular Prices Benefit. 25ce Hygienic Reversible Giass Water Filter ...... Glass bow! is filled with quartz, which purifies and cleans water $3.00 10!4x3-In. Dull Brase-Finish Square-Beveled among those who wish plain but tasty We Have Placed a “Half. SPINNING’S CASH STORE 3235 “Ave for Your Special cf the valves, but that it was not werious enough to interfere with my work. I Was assessed the customary 75 cents per month by the company’s beneficial association. In case of sickness or disability the men ag allowed $1 per week, not to ex | ceed 26 weeks. The latter part of 11 was ng two weekly payments aken {ll and after | was refused further ald F ing my efforts to get the weekly allowance were pnavailing, I agreed to resign {f the company defrayed my transportation to r @’ Alene, which they quite gly did July 16 I was taken to the depot | on a stretcher and removed to | Coour a’ Alene, and have not en- tirely recovered up to this writ- ing. D, _B, DICKERSON. WILDCAT DOWNS DOG _ STANDISH, Mich., Nov. 16 Fred | er, jr, was awakened by jotion in his chicken coop, and discovered a big wildcat among [the fowls. His dog made a dive | for the cat, but was torn open by a blow from its claws. Before Ser- ver cduld get a gun the wildcat was gone. accompanying recipe whipping cream, and Keeping Carnation My customers are well pleased with the Carnation Milk | From Contented Cows because it takes the place of regular it an “economical luxury.” 'BILL HARRIMAN WORKS INCOG ON HIS OWN ROAD CHEYENNE, Nov. 16-—Clad jin blue overalls, handling a pick and riding a handcar with the other la jborers, the heir to $75,000,000, young William Averil! Herriman, son of the late E. H Harriman, is helping in the actual construction work near here, along the line of the railroad of which he is vice president. None of the workmen with whom |he mixes knows he is director and vice president of the raflroad. They know him merely as “Bill,” /a young engineer, who is just be- ginning to learn his work. “Baby” Lilllan Wade, the darting lof the Selig forces tn Los Angeles, has become 80 attached to the baby elephant, Anna May, that the two are enjoying romps together. for whipping the housewife calls i] Milk in the ice box @ ¥ for whipping purposes [Baste this recipe In is convenient, as well your favorite Cook Book economical, as Cook Book. Your grocer Carnation delicatessen sells Milk CARNATION Recipe for Bigger | ¢ Carne Try the accompanying | ‘Pisce one recipe today then paste [| tion mix tn water ‘ane heat to dofling. Remove it in your favorite ] }} “ana thoroughly cant by piacing can on tee open ean and pour (the entire contents or can, or half contents thoroughly tn regular way with “Ain ry exe beater for — Sree dee minutes, Sweeten jenired. sna favor if 4