The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 14, 1914, Page 4

STAR—SATURDAY, NOV. 14, 1914. PAGE 4. “DON'T You KNOW, I'M 30 DREAMY WaT C ALWAYS FORGET Go To TRIM THIS 4 FRINGE OFF MY TROVIERS, ‘ TIN MY MEDITATIONS T Have THOUGHT BY HEART TELS Ne He le GolnG To CUT a OF BSOMOTHING, PRAY, an | STRAND OF HIS INCENSE +LADEN HAIR MEA SCISSORS! TOR Me To TeeasuRe, ae furrure! “HASN'T HE THE BYRONIC LOCKS, THOUGH #, WHaT MARVELOUS HAIR? HONESTY To GOOPNESS, I'D LovS To BRAID iT!" Diana Dillpickles In Why “Ruddy” | Required a Scissors 4-Ree 9) ‘Screecher’ | Film | Y | NOT MUCH NOURISHMENT IN THE FEED iis 8 2 ee en ee ee WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD ~ a? " Saal | Jon [ 7 wr-tur, a GIRAFFE Dow SAY, 1 CAN'T GET 4 CURRIED OFF, BUT I Do USED TO*You AS HAF YOU 4 A HORSE. IN FACT, Una? SET MIT ? You REMIND ME pl ag * - ae - <= Now, 1 Am READY FoR ay >) FUNNY, BUT I FEEL AS IF DOSE OATS DON'T DO We ser OATS! ALL RIGHT, LLL GET Your FEED BAG! — TRUELY wiium as =... 15 Rubber-Covered 3-In. Filter and Anti-Water Splasher .. -100 Strains and filters water, Prevents water from splashing and dishes from getting broken against faucet. Fits either plain or howe bib. $3.25 10'4x3 Triple-Spring, Double-Safety CV9574 Penn-Carvell Front .20 : | witl add vaiue to any TTLE folks heard oppo! nicipal rk On the other is a list of names of directors of these|of it all the profit that conditions will allow. nage soatie an reat aesoge Poa 4 wwe Have ae buy ee oa ae set forth ornare Sak avouke iniiegstones There are. 75 interlocking directors—75| With the profit extracted from the communities : prete Dur Priee Peaiiee Expands the Msiuee for You— . during the meeting here of the Tristate League of|men who control the most profitable public-service they now milk, they will proceed, as opportunity allows, Pleased to Send Vou a Price Sheet, Municipal: ivities of a fourth of the nation. to extend thei 4 ' ’ 1416 Fourth It is ~ in this connection, to note a dii mel be pontine selibee she control are remote ° tt isa set certainty, as sure as that two! SPINNING S CASH STOR 1417 Ave. in Pearson’s Magazine for December, which is| from the cities in which they live. The majority of the and two make four, that time alone is required to put of meaning. |75 live in Boston, Philadelphia or New York—the cities | under vassalage to them the other communities UN- BE is. aces 2nd. wecncn parse cg hone aed en nn ee a a LABOR CONVENTION TO DEMAND roughly about one-fourth of these public-service) In the service supplied in Oshkosh or Seattle these lownership and control of their own a service and| THAT ROCKEFELLER BE OUSTED . enterprises in the United States. |absentee directors have just one interest—to get out| practice what they preach—home rule, : —— ebalbaaiees OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE FROM COLORADO MINE DISTRICT 3 ay ys ity. Th BY MAX HAYES represents 400,000 or lg , ganized men. PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 14.— “The people of the West are sick | ocala a eee wer, Ev, | One of the most important mat- |of Wall street domination. They ~ ‘any one me | AW Now For. a AMS wHar oo Yo | ters that will come before the | want to know whether the Rokefel- + ever it ‘Telegraph ciation DAY IN THE OPEN! = > bY | sh A. F. of L. convention, which | lers or the administration at Wash- Entered at Seattle, W. How 1 Love Neha] re pie began its two weeks’ session | ington are in contro! of the govern- 7 r tw, in HE COUNTRY, ,) "E in this city this week, will be ment, and they want to know soon. —_ THE BEST ACCOUNT THAT | | (——~ hn at | | SOME PECALE CBW SHow || thet << domantin’, pr Presi- ai Sporstons oe ae nee € | THEA: WITTEN ent json exercise his pow- miners fear that if the Taare | o put ak Aa VIE") | ere to take control of and op- | Rockefellers are permitted ¢o chal- | | eed erate the mines dominated by {lenge all constitut 1 authorities « the Rockefeller interests in Col. jand laws in their union-smashing Back to Boyhood | orado. campaign, operators in other dis: apa ai oe r 243 | Delegates are practically a unit) tricts will attempt to get away o A REC T visit to Michigan, Thomas A. Edison tried) | |in demanding some action. with the same proposition.” ' ‘of tha letiints ad dims whekie bosselike being! | | They declare working people in} “There have been investigations new : a9 ei 2 pe re eh Be fe e se |the West are aflame with indigna-| galore that established the fact that @ “butch” on the train, and clicking off te aph messa } tion at the contemptuous manner/the operators broke all laws delib- |in which a few autocratic operators |erately, the miners say, and now% |have defied the laws of Colorado|/they want action,” says “Gen.” | and also repudiated President Wil-| John Brown, who took control of son's plans of settlement of the/the miners after the massacre at ‘olorado strike, in which scores of| Ludlow, when 19 women and chil- es have been lost and hundreds) dren were roasted alive. men have been imprisoned be-| “Shortly before the strike, a com- cause they dared to call their souls) mittee of the Colorado legislature their own by exercising their right| investigated and found that all min- We are glad to sce the great inventor's youthful incli-| Mations. It is fine for a man to have a boyis rit. But for a great many of us a literal effort to get back to boy-|| hood would complicate things. II Imagine one of Chicago's greatest bankers, who weighs two hundred and thirty, trying to get away with a chicken like he did when a boy, and getting hung in the barbed-wire fence. I NOTICE You | to organize. ing laws were being violai : And suppose the eminent senator, whose head today GET A NEW OUTFIT me for my dinner?” sald Pat. Would Back Wilson “Subsequently a federal grand Rnables a barber to clear 90 per cent on every hair cut,! | every Few MONTHS, | a eae cents,” reptied the) There is no question but that] Jury. probe revealed the same thing, » his yor % . of ng a billy goat! | ’ waiter. the people of the West would back} “We want President Wilson to should try his youthful experiment of meeting a billy goat) BLT YouR WIFE HASN'T Well, what will ye charge me|yp President Wilson almost to a|take over the mines and run them On a plane of equality seo | HAD A NEw Sult for my supper, then? man {f he would clam down the/at least until the operators agree ; Then there is quite a sprinkling of gentlemen who would! FOR Two Years if Twenty cents,” was the reply.| sia’ on the Colorado operators,”|to obey the laws and concede the Then, if ye please, will ye BIVe| said President Lord of the A. F.|right of the miners to organize if me my supper?” sald of I, mining department, which! they want to.” find it difficult to lift themselves, as of yore, by their front] teeth clamped onto a leather strap. rN * And think of Taft skinning the cat; or of Bryan curing| the hiccoughs by holding his mouth full of water nntil you f fount nine, real slowly 1} + Anyway, there is a good deal of fake about this getting| 4 back to boy business. Very few boys but would give two of their front teeth and three of their toes to be a man. And feally very few men, if it came down to a pinch, would be @ boy again | + The old tricks are funny—now. But they brought trials] | find tribulations in those days { We know one very distinguished man who, while a boy, was chased out of a watermelon patch, up a dead tree, by a bulldog. He hung onto a limb in the blistering August sun| | from 9 a. m. to 5 p.m. It is awfully funny now; but we| doubt if all the watermelons in Texas would hire that man| Well, Rather ‘The New Yorker was descendant} of these ships, as of the recently * on the glories of Broadway finished dreadnoughts. “The streets are ablaze with ‘ ‘ ¢ connor nermenteneneniensenanee, Nght—a veritable riot,” he said j CH oor’ |"Why, there ix one electric sign BIGGEST OF ALL TEA H 10 SH with 100,000 lights.” | "Doesn't It make {t rather con. | CLUBS IN AMERICA spicuous?” asked his English friend, | D R E ADNAUGHTS WASHINGTON, D. C., Nov. 14.— ede ide Over 40 citizens’ rifle clubs have More Frugal at Meals been formed thus far under the new Stout Lady (watching the lions law which authorizes the secretary being fed)—Pears to me, mister,! wAasHINGTON, D. C., Nov. 14.—| of war to issue rifles and ammuni- that ain't @ very big plece 0” meat) wo on the world’s greatest bat-| tion to citizens who agree to em for sech a big animal . ¢ in consistent target practice. Attendant (with show of polite-|tleships has just been officially | age in consistent target practics, ness)—I s'pose it does. seem like a|commenced, following the neces Uittle meat to you, ma'am, but it's| sary. signature of certain docu-| !# charge of the organization of tl Be! i ie bi or . 0 8 by the secretary of the| clubs. It has adopted as a slogan . “ha a i V3 ie Ms Adie ee 4 a enough for the Hon. eed by n e y 4 i . no matter what it i eo gag ay Ag re PRE ws £6 “FEETBALL” The California, the Mississippi| “Teach the men to shoot. E Ss, oug ob 1¢ b By Jim Manee and the Idaho, the American ye aap * When your toot 1s on the football |navy's new trio of huge dread-| PHILADELPHIA, Pa., Nov, 14.— ELEVEN STATES quarantined and Chicago Union stockyard cok caer an on ee houghts will have actually double|No women or girls were permitted josed because of the most awful disease among cattle! Please p: y : ‘ > 4 acel 1 services of . ee Wh hest ts full of sweater| the displacement of the original|to attend the funeral ; 7 | | oe hair ys gan, built eight years ago. Not| druggist of Germantown, That was y wi his *. WITH TWO provisional presidents and two capital cities, Mexico When your mind {s full of-signais | nly this, but they will be more;his dying request. He asked On Family Credit lobbyist,” declared Congressman inion’ b powerful both on defense and of-| wife and son to disbar all women- Ie sure girding up her skirts for another fight or foot race. PAYS BOARD BILL |: inwe: stom, Clarence beaming the | Grain nd you're mlayin’ hard the kame|fense than any fighting ship, bullt|kind, as they attend funerals epee ene names of the tallors along the road} “What has he done?” inquired | TD® ar ust common foot) | puilding, in any foreign navy.!“only to gossip over the corpse,’ AFTER ABUSING each other's wine, Ohio and California both 18 YEARS OVERDUE w2tti ne camo to the estadiishment| Congressman Wayback ,, Dall, . a When completed the new super-}and he did not want any gossip went wet. | for which he was evidently seeking.| “He invited me to share a bottle| It’s a sign that i has came. dreadnoughts will have cost the|over him. —-- - JOPLIN, Mo, Nov. 12—The re-|He,esuntered.in. of grape juice with him.” A Plovs Program | American government close to $50, “ie F SULZER SAYS he made Roosevelt “look like 30 cents,” but ¢ : Fig pas |, “I—ah—understand that my son Reid = | 000,000. They will each carry Bia some better than looking like 3 cente, ut SVEN! i 6e of a co: nce pricked for 18|has an account here which has Stung! | “What are you going, to be when! spout 1,100 officers and men ex Rusa oneal ot 2) aa i: Meira |years over the beating of a board| been owing for—ah—some consid-| 4 the darnede: ek!" | 7Os. Stow Up, sohany |clusive of marine detachments. SINCE GERMANS are able to mine the sea around Ireland, there) Dill has enriched a little Joplin|9Table time?” he remarked to the| waynaye, Ue, darnedest luck! Tim, going to be 6 pirate til Tiqhe single tunnel and-the fighting| sumpensation este during the leg , i 1 powing ger ck,” answered J * “ os y % | must be some gaps in the British navy. Aren't those Germans the busy|«irl $5. The money came in the| pre, nanawe! | “We were having a Uttle party,|5e'* Qn) an) Bc -|masts will be retained as features hat is so, sir; but please don't 1 srious-looking fellow c: ny. Then I'm going to turn to the) —__. ne a people? |form of a postoffice money order| mention it. 1 assure you there te| #24 ® 8¢ m Ee wid octane eee” | - ae es M : no hurry;in fact up and said he was collecting for ve OE CARRANZA SAYS he knew of the conspiracy to assassinate Villa, “{ATes#ed to the postmaster from |e, Vine, I tee terrupted the| te YM... A. T gave him $5." A Celebrity Villa has his reasons for ducking peace conferences, ® man in St. Paul, Mino, , nee, "Ac 1 “well?” ‘ Maybe } for SE teal & Won Out Go sate ab es n So I thought, or 1] «Ang now 1 find he's a member}, A. Dalatial touring car had at — should not have called to tell you THE PRIZE dunderhead Is the fellow who votes to “stand by the/on a board bill 18 years ago,” said |that in future I int party,” when the party AY a tne {tracted the attention of a visitor With Syrup and Plenty of Butter. nd to get my— of the Young Mufphy's Cocktail as: to Boston, and he asked his friend mt toed by him in 40 years, |the man, “ahd she was last heard |h—clothes here, too wench eo “Who is the man seated in that SPECIAL DINNERS 7 -—r o lop large car?” . mn 8 to 2 mily and save mo: I, DEPOSITS OF the Savings Bank of Garnavillo, 1a. have passed 4 ree is Lp ge is we Not a Sponger Choosing @ Meat The Bostonian glanced in the di-| Porved, Fees 80 9 as Reena ame ge) seen the half-million mark. The population of Garnavillo is 342. A locomo-|#!¥® her the letter and money. The pelican'’s an honest bird; Pat had just arrived from the| rection indicated and replied; SAM tive has never blown a whistle nearer than six mile he 1s dead, give it to her nearest| It loves to eat ite fill; Fmerald Isle and he was feeling| hat te the poet Inurente of a SUNDAY CHICKEN DINNER wil —— -~ - et ne | living relative But never asks its friends, I've So he went into &] wel)icnown biscuit factory.” From 12 noon to 8 p. m. ‘ The woman has been dead ten heard, e by and asked the Beate Hf P és By rs ll yea H arest living relative| To help it pay its bill. alter how much he would charge @) Y W UNCH vraoma, with the. beat Kitchen |» granddaughter who will return | it at hint tor Dee! ee STAR WANT ADS HOLL B.. vOoD L cleanliness, ‘comfort and courtesy for the money order to St. Paul to Temptation “A quarter,” replied the waiter. Hotel the least mone, Eransiont, S60 to $11 Privileges have {t indorsed over to her. “That man must be an insidious “Well, how much will you charge BRING RESULTS = \ A MUREMERTEE MAGI. Pinta Bate