The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 12, 1914, Page 4

‘eT MS TELL Yoo saANKe Funny weeezes, War's THE DIFPERaNCS BETWwoeN A BUTRALO NICKEL ANDO ‘4 UNCOLN PENNY # HA- Ha! — Four Cents!" | Diana Dillpickles | In Ches. Nutte and | His Riddles A 4-Reel ‘Screecher Film | | STAR-—THURSDAY, NOV. 12, 1914. PAGE “what's THE DIPPORENCE BOTWoeN AN Gene: AND A SCHOOL Teacher ~~ ONG MIND? TNE TRAN AND THE OTHER TRAINS Twe Mind * Ki-viIf —THEY Say THs 16 A LIGHTNING Bue, BUT I CAN'T SEE WHERE IT was sTRUCK! c Bo PF WHAT'S THs BeTWEeN M You Can GuGts THIS one? Dikrerence iS ANO A LAUGHING JAcKass f” pita na $e * * * WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD BY GOCTNESS, DOT WASS A NARROW ESCAPE. SINCE IMA DERBY ENTRY, 1 GET SKITTISH, ATIR LEAST A Little Job That Gov F HALF of the stories of cruel and inhuman treat- ment at the Chehalis training school are true, Superintendent Russell should be fired forthwith. Governor Lister shouldn’t hesitate a moment. Reports of atrocious whippings and general temperamental unfitness of the man have come from all parts of the state, and from several differ- ent classes of people who have had to deal with EATTLE STAR’ AGUE OF “NEWSPAr ons Presa Association Entered at Seattle, Wast p to 6 moa; @ mo 5c _@ month | Might Have Another Message | N SPITE of Pres Wilson's the sentiment of the country, two American vessels went dent neutrality message and to supplying a German warship on the Atlantic and were caught in the act by a British cruiser. The British govern- ment merely asked that our government punish the offenders. It now appears that there is no law for such punishment Another message is due from the president. It should be addressed to all foreign governments, and should be short and sweet, thus “When you catch Americans taking part as belligerents| in this war, punish them yourself; we can't.” It is uncalled for and sheer waste of energy that our ad ministration be worried over the fate of Americans who par | it he considers the Adam and Eve |the germ plasm, nothing more. We him. It is not merely the story of some disgruntled boy who has a grouch against the superintendent. It is not a political play of any kind. The facts are easily ascertained. The facts are in the hands of parents of children, as well as the children themselves. The facts may be obtained from juvenile court | wanted to make sure without turn- ing your head and looking, it would | be nice to be able to turn your ears) OUR ANCESTORS — |. USED TO WIGGLE |)" >< sus, vusee tect TAILS AND EARS The snobby middle class, how ever, emulated the example of the (Continued From Page One. upper class, and, after a few mil |Mon years, the masses fell in line. | And now we haven't any tails to wag, and though we have earwig | gling museles, we've forgotten how | to use them I deplore this | tion, not evolution. I contend that if I had a tall I could find many uses for It. If | could wiggle my ears I could hear more easily sutomobdiles which try to sneak up behind me and kill me. And if the folks tn Burope still had the use of the third eye, It | would come in handy, with eo many | |neroplanes and Zeppelins flying | about. } version as highly unscientific But he insisted that the human race w much more than 6,000 years as biblical students would have us believe. Much, much older. Scientists are of the opinion, he said, that we are an evolution of | This ts devolu- | old. We were that we other tn @ were germ evolve very monkeys ones. Before were worms, bugs and ects. And before that just puny, helpless, witless plasms, {solated and lonely To make us realize how slowly evolution progresses, he introduced as first to the Tilbury Man, whose skeleton was recently found on the banks of the Thames river, and who Hved 30,000 years ago was a good-looking hi slowly, DEAD OR LIVING? Poltcomen in all parts of the city Lister Should Attend To officials in all the principal cities. They can be obtained from social workers who have studied and investigated the matter. Cruel treatment of children makes the whole purpose of the training school a colossal failure. Children will not be trained for better citizenship by unmerciful floggings. GOVERNOR LISTER, THE CHEHALIS TRAINING SCHOOL NEEDS YOUR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION. DIED PETE The Beloved OFFI CAT oft POLO NEWS Departed for the feline haven of est on Thursday night, June 4, 1914 He fought many food fights and | died firm in the belief—that he had whipped hood May he find all the trouble he wants.—Polo (Mo.) News. erything In the neighbor TAKE CASCARETS FOR THE BOWELS Get a 10-cent box now. You're billous! You have a throb. bing sensation In your head, a bad "MOST ANYTHING. His New Discovery | The wife of the great botanist | beamed at him across the supper | table. | “But these,” she exclaimed, point- ing to the dish of mushrooms that had been set before her, “are not all for me, are they?” “Yes, Mabel,” he assured her, “1 gathered them especially for you.’ In five minutes she had devoured lot. At breakfast next morning greeted her anxiously. Sleep all right?” he inquired “Splendidly.” Not sick at all—no pains?” “Why, of course not, Charles,” she responded. | “Hurrah, then!” he exclaimed. “1 have discovered another species of | mushroom that isn't polsonous.” th ! And He Did Her Father—Young man, young man, would you take my daughter | feelings at such a time! | press them! I must sup | Tom mg? You don't know a father's) $1.25 Red Rubber Bath Spray These have the improved end that | as long. Turkish towel briskly and your appeite, sieepatite aid increase. 280 7-4 Keyhole, Compass or Pad Saw . The adjustabdle file or saw handle is worth 15c, the caw + ™ 7 ts—I should say—S times Use one every night before retiring. Then wipe off healte wit} o-oo 188 is wera | 10c, You can take out the saw when you use a file and take file when you use saw. An unmatchable bargain.’ Our latest price list 1s a personal appeal to your po to buy here. SPINNING’S CASH STORE Happy to give or mail you one. 1416 1417 Ave. Tomorrow night’s Star will feature the grouchled entitled It’s about the store that has been giving out the great gobs of gloom—the big store with the bed case of blues—the If your account at the bank has been overdrawn, your wilt bas eloped with the laundry driver, and you have besides, you'll appreciate this ad If you are one of those happy, grinning optimiste—well, we dare you to read it. looked much like us Galley Hill Man Lived 2,000,000 Years Ago Her Lover—Oh, that’s all right! j ahead! tare on the lookout for J. ©. Stur-| taste in your mouth, your eyes burn, geon, 6616 10th av. N. E,, who left|7UF #kin is yellow, with dark rings h r under your eyes; your lips are Nis two children, Alta, 18, and | DONG! our onder you fect ugly ticipate, on one side or the other, in this war for the sake of dirty doJlars the Ralph, 15, two days ago with the Information Wanted. Babies—Mothers-——S iieat Cie W' HATE to do We know going o get ou But we feel it our duty to ffer y' to us ag Complaint has come to The Star often that women with youngsters under the paying age allow them to occupy seats, while ot mer from shopping and work, hang to straps And when the conductor orders them to take the young- sters on glare and flounce about and look daggers, nkind things about the conductor and the mother we're wrong you le hint, even though you never speak their m women Now, mothers, that’s no nice way for you to act, at all! other | | PROF. JAMES R. ANGELL of Chicago is offered the university presidency. From past history, It Is fair to assume that only an Ar] gellic being could possibly get along with our boards of regents. —_——— — | THE TROUBLE with Supt. Russell Is that he went to Chehalis! Instead of a circus ring, where bareback artists are more appreciated.| GRAND JURY visits county and city Jalis. see if there’s room for more. Maybe they want to GIRLS! 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If you want to prove how pretty and soft your hair really {s, moisten a cloth with a little Dan derine and carefully draw tt through your hair—taking one small strand at a time. Your hair will be soft, glossy and beautiful in just a few momente—a delightful irprise awaits ¢ one who Kitchen Privileges fine surprise er Modern, with the in cleantinest, comfort and courtesy for the least money, ‘Tranaieat, 660 to $1; Weekly, $2.60 to 06 Lightly professor skipped |! backward through the centuries to the Dartford Man who lived 200, 000 years ago, and thence n lea mighty backward leap to the Gal ley Hill Man, who fought for exist ence with mastodons and woolly rhinocert 2,000,000 years ago. The Galley Hill Man, a photo graph of whose skull we were hown, was distinctly simlan Of the days when we were tad-| les and fishes the professor re gretted that he could give us no interesting reminiscences I once knew a man who could! wiggle his ears. I was a boy then, and the sight of those wiegling ears sent me off into gales of mer riment. I envied that man. I do not envy any one the accomplish ment now, Everybody Wiggled His Ears Once There was a time, you see, when everybody wiggled his ears, It was customary. You wiggled your edrs and you wiggled your tall, and no- body thought anything about tt A new era opened. Culture en tered into the lives of our ances-| tors, The best people stopped wig giing their ears and wagging thetr | - tailn. | remedy. without the Vulgar clung to the| dache medectne.” Re practice, but in the higher ctreles |}! Cold Gp hommdtione en of society such things simply | it’s once! MOSTBROLE is a weren't done. | te ointment made with of!) If you had lived then and had| ard Better than a mustard and does not blister, Used 2a rich man wiggling his ears, |! r you would have y externally, and In no way can known right away | affect ach and heart, as # that he was a parver Hc 4 and @ bounder. You can easily imagine a high . born Indy of that day scrutinizing | Rheu seornfully through a lorgnette a| Aches of the F tall-wagging, ear-wiggling, newly |‘ Feet,’ rich upstart, arching her eyebrows, and exclaiming How disguatingly Just the Same as Eating With a Knife Today The practice was frowned then as eating with a knife i# now, | The masses, whose inatincts utilitartan, couldn't they shouldn't wiggle ears ff it helped thetr hear ing. If you think you hear some: | body sneaking up behind you, and threat that he intended to commit Sturgeon has been griey the recent death of his suicide. ing wife HURT BY A THUG James Latimer, driver for the) Spokane Grain & Fuel Co. who was struck down by a thug In the company’s barn, BE, 70th and Os. wego place, at 6 o'clock Wednes day night, had not regataed con-| sciousness Thursday Latimor’s assailant used a heavy | fron pipe. Physicians attending teh driver have hope for his re-| covery. 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