The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 30, 1914, Page 4

1914, PAGE 4. STUNG, Tessie! Here I *Joo Bad, ~T VAND ALC HE'S GOOD FOR 1S TO MaKe “WHY, HECCO, DIANA, yarraass AT INE CHURCH SvPreR DIANA, SILLY JOKES AT MY EXPONSS BECAUIG 1’se6 You'RS Nd a AaSNIT AM, ( Aas ¥ rf eS Dn at IT OXCSPT We BAD IVE NeveR Panmens Sy STILL 'WAITING cf AT THO CHURCH! Dillpickles In | GLASSES. * * * * WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD DEGITES, DON'T ‘You DARE | CALM YouRSELF ADOLPH. || / ‘ TUT-TUT, DOT's 1 “4 1 || { HIT A MAN MIT GLASSES OM) ’ IMPOSSIBLE! (ges 1 ies FLYING DSS wre iS U DASSA'T DOIT. —_ 1 COULDIYT SEE TO HIT You INDER FACE, \ ~ clase | <a —_—_— parieEy CHEESE-STICK! ) i a 1 AKI Hi aie lh ata | ‘¢ VELL, 1 TAKE. : OFF DER <— a TAKE A TUMBLE To / To BFF | ‘ = SSeS NOURSELF — THE *FALL* you! ) EN. Days ARE HERE, Sen 34 } HOW IT FEELS 10 (cosas Valley Forge Pocket Knife .......88¢ BE BL Mude of best lish steel, brass — - —— sicieeiaae od, strongiy bolstered. A knife MEMBER OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSVAPENS > Taere Youao. Y | wei it's A Goob You'Re A PRIZE WHEN IT OWN UP appeals to “cutlerymen” and ear ne ALWAYS BUYING liNvestTMENT aT COMES To INVESTMENTS — oe \ Tem CENTS A LOOK AT YOUR GOLD Mine 10c Wire Card Rack : Be \ STOCK, YouR O11 WRLL For postal and business cards. STOCK AN® THAT PATENT 35e Aurora Stationary Door Holder.. Nou FELL d "150 | From a letter written by a sur Screw spring clamp on door and ‘ ~ | vivor of the Pathfinder, the British [J bolding bracket read me! saves siam- 4 2 ‘ A bras poe ahs ming and broken glass. _ Give Brown a Square Deal i ‘ rigser destroyed by a German sub-|} 5c Large or Small Size, Dull Brase ~Ngi . s ie at j | narine Finish Steel Cupboard Turn 8 % < oO 4 are deal That's i ma in ee | Vp wu IVE Fred C. Brown a squa i My 28th birthday, and 1 . The spring bolt keeps doors firmly : That's all he is entitled to I have had « good birthday pre: closed f Brown has lived in Seattle 25 years and his reputation —_ by having my skin saved whole, | $250 Ford Generator or Carbide Tank ... . js not an overnight affair. It is established, firm and sound t tot Of enbeathed, bar a 'tew| For automobiles, camps, outhouses, homes, ete. Sart A ; th ‘ crate 1 35¢ Rubberset Toothbrush dies cdevesensoelll ‘And it is an excellent reputation. It has never been que . scratches on my legs. All the ship's; F os Zioned until in the last few days of this campaign, when a any was in the fore part bav-| Me You are not getting the best you can for your money unless 0 pe : 2 ’ in fact, | was just going ; je" by t villainous campaign of character assassination was ket mine. |] Shoemakers’ Hammers ....... his Soar aan against him. : s “I saw a@ flash, and the ship| They—are—a—hammer. You purchase at your own risk. We | Weigh these things carefully in the balance—Brown’s eommed Co HEE Fight ost Of thd] Dea brieeranaen § Yours for the Asking—There’s Nothing Bashful i i he sudden attack upon > water, down went the mast and for-| ur Price Sheet Is Yours for res Ing did reputation for ptigarbe — ee ee p ward funnel and fore part of the| Nor Retiring About the Bargains Therein im in the closing days of a heated campaig ship, and all the men there must Wich i there ee cay Tip ewer my | yj) | baer st ow | SPINNING’S CASH STORE i217 “Ave.” i by Brown because he defeated that newspaper's A BALE OF CoTTON—HUH! at once pulled off my boots, cost inted by < [ WHAT Would You bo \ EARS WITH ir! and trousers, and over I went. | , Sey, "s an progressive, and candidate, Judge Gay, or Brown's humane, progressive, a) WITH TY iF You HAD p Ranches nink I broke all swimming records commendable record on the ben h : OnE ? - ng to put as much space as pos. Don’t let the heat and frenzy of a political campaign @ between myself and the ship. find your yood judgment é 4 } ing afraid of suction. | ee vos peesial rnin in Seattle and King county is | When she sank something blew| , LONDON, Oct. 30.—Before wiolently opposed to Judge Brown? up and on came the water, and| | PARIS, Oct. 30.—Mme. Mercier, a the Sowars and Sepoys left for jpoultry dealer of Corlay, France, has | France t were shown pic- |12 sons and two sons-in-law at th | ; round and round I went like a cork | wad Why? | A buoy came speeding by me, and| turee of German and Austrian | front. das seople’s s an rabb a th = Because he ~ made good as a people's serva | F Brabbed it, and that was WHA) the enemy. A Sikh corporal Isn't that a fact : eae : 2 » was @ good sea running,| Stepped forward and spoke: ALBERT HANSEN Have you ever heard to the contrary before 1 1 bell afte t Where, husoor, is the chief one Even the grouchy newspaper which now so bitterly the wat r ov pr lank ci as wih te eperass wuneanes ee eee nw, : ly n t : , ne gill hse Bow Pigg Bs 7 yh How will we be able to capture ls Now Located y oT lf she ettin, be ith 6 cold he fighting Brown to satisfy its own personal peeve, sl uted i ps FY 4 fet ing mn amb 1 with the cold when| jim if we don't exactly know Now pw Hite the praises of Judge Brown’s work until a week ago “ = ean tne Beonrindl nt him when we are running after himr" 4 False rumors are being circulated | ores deputy prosecutorship. augh at _PEACE TURNED DOWN ———_— ; That is absolutely false. Brown's support did not, and] Dyspepsia LONDON Oct. 30.—A Chronicle BLANK BOOKS floes not, come from the rotten gangsters in politics | : * THEY WERE FOR THE P.-I. CANDIDATE, JUDGE) 2 | dispatch said Germany had offered ehais GA Lafe Hamil as openly campaigning for Judge} ay ; By Simply Using a Stuart's Dye |France Metz, the neighboring part e Y. Lafe Hamilton was openly campaigning for ation is the wall of the) 9” OoTPy cite after Any Meal of Lorraine, and poke Rorge eed Morey Stationery C ” Hamilton is against Brown. Hamilton hates Brown years, in thin state, at) | ba —— bes . a France had refused i] 718 Firat Ave. Near Columbia st. A | my co-labore | sounds almost ridiculous ~ Mes jike the enemies of labor unions hate Brown, because he sal la sigdir| PoP a seen Mier cific Fies a union card. pain and discomfort afterwards, Brown is the only man in Seattle and King county who) k. his happiness and| doesn't it? Well, try this simple ‘ n 1 m GEO. 7 RESSY remed and demonstrate its truth ever had the honesty and the courage to find Johnny Clancy} ed POH sicie 0. V ci bendy ant Gomnmnstrnte te, test guilty, and to bind him over for trial in the superior court sieeas wiees Tare oe ‘ : reader nag Mogae At ‘ Don’t let the personal spite of a grouchy newspaper and| Pagosa eal age meh 4 Biya ; cane AT OF T MEN? aay | on! . 23 men 0. Ka Stuarts the peeve of Judge Gay, one of the owners of the P.-I., whom eas eben pope pro ¢ Gaeetioes ae er Tablete “but hondreds of ieubinere dae iaawibeedbeds ot | ion int v endme ne . thousands as well Brown defeated, mislead you. On the Vorenta wena die ti and, sitting behind h nds as well voters, a try-ou I love the bunny hug! erallanscean 4% host young man and his moth | te 4 sie * : 1 set dante Sheer 1e% @akd Wie olaick Did r occur to you that the ing the showir » German Ki 108, Robes, Silks, Linens, Brass Goods, Hand i of} s means of subsistence Orders for Work Promptly Delivered Phone, Main 2514 Ladies’ Fine Muslin Underwear, Waists, Tea Gowns, . e " mall Wage-earner, a c joldiers mare gt yo broide: Waist d Dress P; % man regretfully: “but I'm a bear|®™4!l wage-earner, as a class, pays | soldi marching, t bung man} Embroidery, Waist an ress Patterns, It Is Unkind ok ihe pies, oleteeeeal ee ater part of the saw the horses in the army, Then PS Chinese Antiques QPHE German authorities have indefinitely suppressed] riety |ferenues levied upon Se ee ee een > | ’ ; i tke aR fe EP iq They also y nig A « Vorwaerts,” the chief publication ialists, at| withdrew behind a cloud. ahens ; ‘SP / ed, and they always pick out the] - 2 Meenses that are | Berlin. They recently suspended it, for a fortnight, but let! ey Se" cath oe : it loose, whereupon it again went to talking about “the com-| Business Is Business Pe beater gy Mart Re 5 F ge) Z ‘ 1323 THIRD AVENUE mon brotherh®od,” “the only international p “the free A young suburban doctor, whose TS SICK Sok ta the.tuned an whos te) BEIT] Opp. Postoffice SEATTLE, WASH dom of the proletariat from the yoke,” etc., etc., and so it del Ey siete talaine Seat ils aie 9 | lose their lives and leave their| Zi 4 : mow squelched until further orders ernoon in early summer, His man ne By , ; : jet ; * This looks like most unkind action on the part of the|servant appeared at the door. ' oo Af RBADER. | eae s, =e | German authorities. Actions speak louder than newspaper Doctor, them boys is stealin y EDITORS MAIL | os - : your green peaches again. Shall I articles. The German Socialists in the reichstag enthusiast-| chase them away? | GETS RAW DEAL | | je Eke fcally voted a war fund of $1,250,000,000 and then every last} The doctor looked thoughtful a| _ Editor The Star: An acquaint-| «what do | care about this meal? | a a fone of the party took a gun and went to the front to shoot| moment, then leveled his eyes at| a eB hwo in| A little Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet 2 3 a. ras be py ee: at aaah will digest it easily for me.” Ten best ones, too? | the daylights out of the ymmon broherhood” and “the only "No," he sald A Inxative today saves a sick Just thin One ty lent con international party.” What more could wearers of yokes do?| ee |child tomorrow. Children simpiy | through the medium of an employ nanan one On the Heme Track |will not take the time from play| ment bureau, After working a i Il digest 3,000 Pee Z | ane J STOMACH RELIEF! NO INDIGESTION “Dad, 1 was simply great in the|t0 empty their bowels, which be. *hort time she was questioned as} le Wil! olsos oe Lumbago and Sciatica H ' relay events," boasted the hoy|Come clogged up with waste, | bre gg age A dee Doesn't this tell you that * Caused Intense Suffering | from college. ‘ets sluggish; stomach sour plying that she was English, was uch ’ | “That's fine, son! We'll make| Look at the tongue, mother! 1¢| tld that the proprietor of the|#id to your body means relleving Which Remedy Stopped. i — June of them talents. Your ma will|Coated, or your. chiid ie listless, | MPartment was German, and conse-| your, distress from food a on be ready tained in Stuart's Dy ia Tab » ere ve que e yresence G What the thousands are daily do- to relay the car-| Cross, feverish, breath bad crt quently her od a was a " tires « les, es! "| What do you think of that for| dition of s and digestive | uffering caused by selatic neutrality? troubles ‘ tT relieved by eumatiam. She gives the credit You don't want a slow remedy, mur home—keep It handy—get | Pt oes |cold or has sore throat Ps when your stomach is bad—or an|# large fifty-cent case from any | ‘seanes ‘Was Ready er children’s ailment, give a tea uncertain one—or a harmful one—| Tvs store, and then If any one} |spoonfil of “Calffornt rup of CONSTANT READER, | f psia Tablets. They very to Akox, the won- , nonld eat something which doesn't| The minister came to Jethro's| Figs,” then don't worn } Do | , tod and tried for ‘ ja Medicinal mineral, wour stomach is too valuable; you agree with them; if what they eat|house one afternoon—he was to|{s perfectly harmless, « Sey it} Wanted It | or awe thie aitionta ut her cage: |, Must not injure it with drastic|iies like lead, ferments and soura|christen Jethro’s little won, Jeth,| hours all this constipation puset |. Kitty (to her mother) d st dyspepsia remedy. They | itic Theumatiam | extending drugs. and forms gas; causes headache, |Jr. “Jethro,” sald the minister, sol-|sour bile and. fermentieg eet: | Spooner knows that my face ix wherever druga are sold, | !!mbs Pape’s Diapepsin is noted for its | dizziness and nausea; eructations|emnly, taking his host aside, he-| will gently move out of the boqak | the fortune I possess, this ‘mannel of pront’ te Ait] le caused me excruciating speed in giving relief; its lof acid and undigested food—re-|fore the ceremony, “Jethro, are|and yon hace wg Tee totes. | ten ¥en mar and whe : his manner of proof is all guttering for four years. | Hvery lessness; its certain ; caubar' aa soon 4a Panda Thane you. vrepered; for ta Geka playful child a n need to know what course to| remedy I heard of T gave a tria ree? ite certain. ; m r, as soon an Ps Napep a pret Me solemn) again. A thorough “inside cleans. | sneaked Into the parlor he was try.| py Jeaides not giving me any jon in regulating sick, ; sin comes in contact with the stom-| event |ing” 1s oftimes all that is neces.|!ng his best to get at her fortune| If any man can prepare a better medicines T took left my stom: stomachs. Its millions of cures in|ach, all such distress vanishes. 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G friend, I mean spiritually pre-| babies, zai hildres oF alt passed the gate some one sneaked | so to your druggist today and buy , ‘pe ueaee’ dooukes vet pared qrewnos tients okey and for|jup to him and struck him a stun.|a@ box, To any one wishing a f ined r " 4 ’mM rheumatism, stomach, Bre cnggganord any ” Well, I guess yes! Two demi-| bottle. Look ly Be “ ed on the|ning blow, knocking him down and] trial of there tablets, please ad-| the stomach, has corrected wid vn bladder trouble, cat Johns of whisky and three cases of|that it is made by th y and ne | sensele: ss. He thinks the jow | dress F. A, Stuart Co., 150 Stuart | tl effects of the medicines I have ait.” Hor rol es ae | and other beer!” Jethro eried in triumph f he “California'sandbagged him Mammoth | Bidg., Marshall, Mich., and a smail be n dn the 1 can highly igeists, where further All leading Fig Syrup Compa ed >; € en infor 6 Syruy mpany, Spring (Ark,) Progress, vumple package will be mailed free. 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