The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 26, 1914, Page 4

"] See BY THS POPER THAT NOUNG JOe SPOONCRLY (8 GOING. TO GNLIST IN THO ge FRENCH ARMY. Good NIGHT! = -SM4Y, WASN'T HS A BEav or Yours, Dillpickles In | Theory vs. Practice A ‘Screecher’ + dtd eit Wie RS! Stor } ano ‘SHEE WERE SCREAMING, TWeAaeLa=Las (anlaeat STAR—MONDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1914. PAGE 4 MY MIND'S M4D6 UP, THERE'S WHERE MY SPHERE OF USGPULNESS 13 —— ABROAD AD A RED Prost Nurse.’ Teh "Uet ME S64, HAV® T PACKeD MY MANICUR© Ser AND Tennis RackeTs OH, IT'S PERFECTLY GRAND TO SACRIFICE ONESELF To AID THS SICK AND ,, \ WOUNDED: ” & |OSCAR WAS GOING TO ADOLPH : BE SEVERE TO Fa; Oct 15S DER END OF AN EF LITTLE House —ases! BuT How 7 OPPORTUNITY AAS TO HICK THE Q0OR WW TO MAKE Same PEOPLE HERE'S AN EMDTY HA, NO VONDER ADOLPH RAN UND HID VEN DER FIRE BROKE OUT. I'LL BEAT KIM bedenticat Pa pe KX *) HAVEN'T THe LEAST IDEs wuar TO Do *OR IT, "poo-Hool Look, S13, Uve Cor MY FINceR ! * * #* * * WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD HUMPHREY SLIPS ONE OVER! YOU HELP FOOT THE BILL you know about Congressman Humphrey’s “mileage grab” record. You know how Humphrey,’ the unspeakable Lorimer, and Wesley LORIMER Jones voted to raid the public treasury and put money into their own pockets to which they had no honest claim. You know that Humphrey only last winter voted to pay himself 20 cents a mile for traveling expenses when the actual cost of traveling is less . ITHE SEATTLE STAR’ | MEMBER OF ‘CRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSrAarens) Telegraph News Service of the United Press Association. | t Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Clase Matter. j per mon. up to six mos: siz mos. $1.80; year $4.28. carrier. city. 21 month. | Pabitened Dally by The Star Publtehing Co. Phone, Main 9400. Private|| 7 “Lachanme connecting all departments, ‘Vote for the Best Man HEN you go to the polls on Tuesday, November 3, for- get blind partisanship. Take the candidates for each toffice and compare them. Vote for the best man, regardless joi what ticket he is on. ‘ Where there are two men who are satisfactory and a ‘third man who is a grafter, or an enemy of humane and ef-| Hicient government, vote for the stronger of the two candi-| sdates. | . Don't waste your ballot on a good man who cannot be! (elected if you can vote for a good man who CAN be elected. | *That’s common sense. It is right ‘ The ballot is the people’s weapon to accomplish good re- “sults. Don't waste it. Use it so that good will be ac- complished. And remember this: The republican party platform, written by standpatters, is opposed to non-partisanship. The standpatters want you to continue to vote for parties instead of for men. There are} some progressive republicans who are against their party plat-| form on this point. Don’t vote for any republican candidate for the legislature who is against the bill to provide non-partisan elections. The, jrogressive and democratic candidates are all pledged to this ill. Before you vote for a member of the legislature, find out how he stands, firmly and squarely. | You remember that in the primary election you were re-| quired to tell what party you belong to. If you didn’t, you were not allowed to vote | If you did vote, your name is down in the records with a party label tagged to it Do you want to continue this systen ? | There is a chance on November 3 to lean up the rotten! | county gang which has been piling up needless taxes on this| community pt The Star earnestly recommends that you weigh each can didate carefully and vote for the best men regardless of party.| ete 74 | A Memorable Congress | HE congress which has just brought to an end the long est session we have known has made a memorable rec-| ord. It will take the perspective of time to bring out in true! proportion the value of its work; but the high points already tower like mountains. Just pass them in review. On the| affirmative side have The ending of subsidy tariffs The enactment of the income tax The establishment of a democracy of credit *. The specific banning of dishonest practices in competition, with the creation of a vigilance commission And the first step toward the socialization of transpor-| ation through the ordering of a publicly owned railroad in| Alaska | While on the negative side we have, partly as the work| we | business | and he can’t afford to buy one it would run into thousands of dollars. Humphrey doesn’t pay a cent. He uses the gov- ernment frank as a congressman. The frank was meant to be used for public pur- poses only, not for the purpose of electioneering. Have you received any speeches from Humph- rey before the campaign? No! didn’t give a snap of his fin- about you until election time came round, and he cheated the government of postal money ‘GREAT TALENT - ATGROSS SHOW (Tew. W™ TRAY 1 PRESSED THEM than three cents a mile. But these grabs are not the only ones indulged in by Humphrey. He is using the United States postoffice free of charge in order to send out private campaign litera- ture. YOU know THAT is true, for Humphrey’ you probably have received some of "s campaign If a private citizen had to send his speeches out, ‘TOM WANTED ME To SEND THESE TROUSERS OveR A program sure to please has | been arranged for the benefit con. cert to be held by the Seattle | branch of the American Red Cross | at the Metropolitan Wednesday) night, November 4, The best talent in Seattlo has heen obtained, as the committee was flooded with offers to assist in the program, and the numbers finally selected to make up one evening’s entertainment | were chosen from a great variety Mme. Hease-Sprotte, Theo Johnston, | Mr. and Mra. Max Donner, Charles j Lombard, the Amphion Choral so- jcity, are among those who will ald the concert. — | ARE AFTER KAISER PARIS, Oct. 26.—The Figaro | says when the allies get into Ger- many they will, as soon as possible, |take the kaiser and Frau Krupp as | hostages TOM, ) PRESSED Your TROUSERS MY SELF, THEY'RE HANGING OM You iD A Nice JoB | HELEN, ONLY You coT THE CREASE Down THe SIDE INSTEAD OF IN FRONT +z WE MAKE MOTION PICTURES Finest Bquipment tn Northwest. JAcons PHOTO SHOP ~ Pel, Bldg, Seattle, Bargain Sale Now On. Stationery and Office Supplies. Morey Stationery Co. TIS Firat Ave, Near Cotumbin St. ——— Ml COMFORTS OF HOME BERLIN, Oct. 26.—The German trenches are #0 elaborate in places ps Nptd | the soldiers have installed mat NO CLAIMANT |tressos and tables in their under Boarder—I found something !n| ground quarters. my bedroom last night, madame and "MOST ANYTHING. AN IDEAL MATCH “Are they “Perfectly j times, but my O'Shaughnessy name's Thomas! well mated?” She's afraid of autos | Union Dentists $5.00 - 5.00 $5.00 $1.00 and up Gold Crowns . “7 * Bridgework DREAMS COME TRUE | “Strange,” said the first tramp, | moditatively, “how few of our youth ful dreams ever come true.” “Oh, I dunno," said his compan fon; “I remember when I used to| was a $6 bill dream about wearin’ long pants, oe and now I guess | wear ‘em longer A MILD QUERY ne else in the count ob | than any on ae ry With the boundless enthusiasm « DeADLAGN |of his kind, the food faddist ha Lawyer (in equal suffrage atate) | neued the mob on the marvelous Don't worry, the Jury 16 sure to| results to be obtained trom chew disagree | ing soup and eating nut butter Prisoner "Friends,”"he cried, swelling vist two of| bly and clapping his cheat, “two Landlady (indignantly) nnere's | Help the Stomach no such thing in the house. You |} } must have brought it in with you. | i Boarder—Ah, perhaps I did. tt) Digest Your Food When th nach fatia gest and distribute that w eaten, the bowels become ¢ pl of your you With the aid of first nN equipment we exp with @ mass of waste and re onditl that fe nts and generates p: sons that are gradually fc Into the blood. distress ( and often serious linens. \ Most people naturally object to } the drastic cathartic and purga causing © inating But are you certain? tletry, we Lawyer~It is inevitable ‘of congress but mainly owing to the wisdom, foresight and | the jurors are man and wife!~| years ago I was a walking skeleton moral leadership of the president, the refusal of a great nation | Puck. im }—a haggard, miserable wreck to use its superior power to crush a weaker neighbor at the What do you suppose brought about aah axpicitars NOT AN EVEN BREAK this great change in me?” i iv mina, (Scneia the Rex and Tommy had been inat He paused to see the effect of fuch more might have been done that needs to be done) tontye the whole moming, and the| M8 Words. ‘Then a volce rore trom ‘and that the best opinion of the time is ready to sanction teacher sald that each must write |®70n8 the listeners: “Wot change?” But, recalling the difficulty with which representatives! his name 200 times as a punish Feed ‘of 100,000,000 people compose their conflicts of interests and| ment. Presently, when the rest of NOT A CHANCE opinions and comparing with the achievements of preceding | {he claus, Nad Bone home, nome ovat ig aren Tab 1 have time Ou c y iusbanet wongresses, this record commands enthusiasm and builds a! “t's not fair,’ he sobbed; “Rex! Conductor—t'm afratd not, ma'am ‘powerful argument for the continuance of the party in power. has only got to write Rex Dun 200 the train leaves in 40 minutes, tive agents that shock the ayste A mild, gentle laxative, positiv In Ite effect, and that will quickly } relieve constipation, is Dr, Cald wells’ Syrup Pepsin, sold by drug gists at 59 cents and $1.00 a bottle It does not gripe or cramp, but acts easily and pleasantly, and 1s, therefore moat factory medy for child and Jerly persons, trial ttle write to Dr. 451 mM B. well, Washington ast, Monticello, alectrion! devices INVESTIGATE OUR PAYMENT PLAN, ation tr hy ap Bxam 6; event Ptolp m Union Dentists LADY ATTENDANTS ner of Pike and Third, with entrance 105% Pike at, over Owl Drug Co. that rightfully belonged to it for the enormous cam- paign documents he sent out. There hasn’t been a grab, big or little, upon which Humphrey could lay his hands that he missed. s fons dak, Fongiobs gia ae Sea a year fora the . 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