The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 21, 1914, Page 4

Slane den olig ere avy vite es ~ PAGE 4. 4 STAR—MONDAY, SEPT. 21, 1914. te an ipea! ILC ADves THAT AN ESCORT 15 ' NEeneD By A PRETTY BUT LONELY OFFICE GIRL AT ROOM F766 PIGIRON BUILDIN RTISe SS CHIWALRY { T Guess CHIVALRY {3 DeAb,. It's one "rm INA DILGMMA, I DON'T KNow VF NUL HAVE AN SSCORT To TE PICNIC’ Diana Dillpickles In MINUTS ‘To QUITTING TIME _ AND, SO TAR, NOBODY HAS-* ANSWERED MY ADs,” ¢ Don’t Despair If You Advertise A 4-Ree) ‘Screecher’ Laresr Bvecoring 0 me we — = | ADOLPH HAS TAKEN UP A PROFOUND SCIENCE = Mou cet Fortin * * 4 % % % % ~*~ % ~% ~% —% ~~ WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD MARRIED AND BUYIN A AUTERMOBILE 1S PURTY MUCH ALIKE “CAUSE 1T RINT THE FIRST COST OF “EITHER DATS EXPENSIVE! ITS TH UPKEEP DAT BUSTS | FELLERS’ BANK “ACCOUNTS ' —=— ons “READING MEDICINE! ISB IT POSSIBLE I HAF MISTUDOE ADOLPH ALL DESE YEARS, UND HE HAES BRANS ENOUGH To STUDY ReEcomeE MEDICING. UND MEDICATED? Pie YESS, DERE HE iss —~ DEEP IN SOME VONDERFUL. PATHOLOGIC/AL LORE) SOAKING UP KNOWLEDGE Like A SUCTION PUMP. PARDON ME YooR CURIOSITY, ADOLPH, BUT VOT'S DER /DEAt GONG TO START A FERTIUZER vorxn st i>, Bt UND VOT ISS IT Youre READING. ADOLPH ie Anatomy © ie er ae DER ances ALMANAC.” 1 AM READING MEDICING . es Poe | Caner FAR el lh ele Dip nine cece ass a 4 HORSEPLAY BY PROSECUTOR MURPHY ||A§%250"s 3 J2nnny Meuse PONTO, THE PURP)/ MARY BOYLE O'REILLY TELLS | OF THE SACKING OF LOUVAIN | OSCAR SAID THOSE INDIANS | IN FRONT OF CYGAR STORES WOULDN'T HURT ANYONE. gue — science, and with love for all humankind, bared the secret, that all might know. OW that both Sheriff Cudihee and Prosecutor Murphy have raided Johnny Clancy's road- house, CHANCES ARE SPLENDID FOR AN EX- With his own hands, Johnny Murphy seized, [aues Ave a mvaury|{ racy |) | | Im Gomg To Se ——= | Ny ONERATION OF JOHNNY CLANCY FROM _ took and carried away some of the precious booze ee A oe lone | ( '| tits (CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1.) ALL BLAME. that was not booze. Ue ees Lone J | | a = And Johnny Clancy should nat blame Murphy yi Again they lined up. Prussian officers, men from But let us not say that Johnny Murphy's ef- forts have been in vain. Far be it from such. If Johnny Murphy had not descegded upon Clancy with calliope-quietness and snail-like sud- denness, the world might never have learned, and science might never have discovered, one of the most beneficent gifts known to mankind. For Johnny Clancy is a benefactor. He has discovered a beer that is not a beer—an alcoholic beverage that has no alcohol—a drink with a kick in it, but which leaves no “dark brown taste” in _ the morning. ‘ Like a rose beside an untrodden path, Clancy's “near beer’ and “Lux beer” might have blossomed unknown. Clancy was not telling about it. He was keeping his invention a secret, only to be shared by “good fellows” and gals, who came to ’ his tavern in the hours of night. But Johnny Murphy, always a friend of [THE SEATT MEMBER OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWsrArENs ‘Telegraph News Service of the United Presse Association. Postoffice as Second-Ch Matter. too much. surprise. raid. Cudihee had already made a raid one bright afternoon when no one was home at Clancy's. CLANCY MIGHT HAVE EXPECTED MUR- PHY’S VISIT AND HE MIGHT HAVE SUBSTI- TUTED REAL BEER FOR THAT NEAR BEER, AND FOOLED HIM, IF HE HAD EXERCISED JUST A LITTLE SCAUTION, HIS SECRET CONCOCTION D HAVE REMAINED A SECRET, AND 44) |gentle homes, educated and refined, but under orders, |strode up to inspect the result. Every one was smoke jing—some played with sword hilt 6r mustache. From jthem came the final orders. At a word each sapper | seized a bomb and a box of petroleum, ran to a doomed ——_| house, placed the bomb, sprinkled the coal oil, and |dashed out to watch the result. ‘ THUS PROCEEDED, STREET AFTER STREET, | THIS GREAT WAR CRIME. | On August 26, 27, 28 and 29 the growl of batter- ling gun fire and the roar of flames was incessant in Louvain, and I, an American woman, armed only with |a German vice consul’s pass, innocently obtained in Hol- |land, sat in a motor car WATCHING WAR, AS 20TH |CENTURY CIVILIZATION APPLIES IT! The burning of Louvain by the Ninth German army corps held the FASCINATION OF HORROR, From a spectacle, to which the modern world offers no parallel, | turned to consult a refugee, a professor of | |this lost university city. He is a Catholic priest, ONE OF THE 40 WHO }OWE THEIR LIBERTY, IF NOT THEIR LIVES, TO BRAND WHITLOCK, the American minister, who de- |manded from a Prussian military governor INSTANT POSSESSION of all the “hostages” taken from an American college in Louvain. No better witness could testify— |} Pickets fired into the lighted rooms }to learn if they were empty. “Then, on the evening of Tues- day, August 24, a dispatch rider brought in word that the Prussians fighting before Mechlin had been repulsed by the Helgians—mark that, the Belgians—and were falling back. Instantly the garrison began preparations to evacuate the city. Officers’ kits and soldiers’ knap- sacks were piled in a convoy, troop- ers lined up, only a feeble garrison left “The convoy started at 8:30 p. m, Before 9 it met disordered divisions hurrying toward the city, Their sray-green uniforms were undistin- guishable in the dark. The moon Clancy can't really say he was taken by Murphy warned him he would make a THIS WOKOUT BLA | AIT PLACE FO LIVE | JE1F WAST FOr. (ane Gee0 oto Me 2} | pyar 5 a Nal PROFESSORS FOR DIAGNOSIS. Clancy has no kick coming. And Murphy is entitled to the gratitude of the world, for, since the memory of man, beer that is not beer easily has been the most desirable invention ever invented. rc \ MOB RULE! 76 MRS, TRUS, EveRY ONE OF MY SOCKS IS FULL OF HOLES! WHY DON'T You DARN THEM 2 Entered at Seattle, Wash. By mail, out of city, 35 per mon. up to six mos.; six mos. $1.80; year $2.25. By carrier. city, 25¢ @ month | Published Daity by The 5+ Main 9400. Irivate exebanc no more truthful witness could tell the story of the destruction of this e — Jeity of more than 50,000 souls — | Here is his evidence, told to me, | MAN IS ROBBED | WITH told to me as I lingered amid the ghastly ruins of a splendid city. OWN ARMS | “the city of Louvain was sacri- Post st. al-| h a revolver under he 7 Ole Han- It will not | OLD AGE and sic 80H, Candidate for Unite add one cent to taxes, and yet will be of immense aid to worthy people. ance for every wage earner. es senate, is advocating it. vis, 2020 ficed to sustain a falsehood As long as the world lives no official explanation will ever explain the most appalling tragedy of modern war Prussian staff officers claim that inhabitants of Belgium were Citizens the “The pian is sirfiply to create a fund by deducting a very smal! percent- age of the wages—a sum so smail the worker wil! not miss it, and yet, as the years go by, the fund will grow so that the sick and the aged ‘won't have to be thrown upon charity. The principle is exactly the ssame as governs private insurance companies. EKCEP POMEL LY : LARGE MOG iT => MUST BE! r awoke, x, and saw a m, he slip-| a hand under t yillow for his | One of the robbers | ithe to it, though, and in| armed to resist invasion of America, who remember trusty pistol had beaten hin an instant had Davis covered with * THE TURNER FACTION in the democratic party was badly whip: | ag ay “ped unt: ‘i mmittee. T. has t his political | his own weapon. They got t . was hidden by the gun smoke from ee ty Precines co wwalibiersen Blew Ay aes ate Kah cama hey Kot DiS} vatriots of Concord and Lexington, | Tirlemont. The city lights were ex+ iwiews too often to command progressive democratic votes. | Q a o) would consider it no crime if they | tinguished. ‘ ' did so arm themselves, but they Make Terrible Mistake Sideowiped! did not. On the first week of war] “Kach fired upon the other, as IT'S NO exaggeration to say that the fellow who held up the Bank “of California Saturday in rush hours with a bottle of white fluid, cer. tainly has “the nerve of a burglar.” THE MARKET price on the Renton lemon has surely taken a de-_ cided siump. Even the council refuses to bite. MEXICO 18 threatened with another November election. Poor) TRIM YOUR Tor NAICS? ‘LACK OF FOOD IS As the conductor was punching tickets, a man said to him, with a nasty sneer You have a lot of wrecks on this road, don't you? Oh, no, said the conductor. | “You're the first I've seen for some time. the king called on all his subjects to deliver up their arms and leave nse of the country to the The assert fired upon the Uhlans Ninth German army corps that citizens of Louvain Again that A week before is plain falsehood. suming that they met squads of the ‘enemy.’ “The \convoy, driverless, ran amuck, dashing through the streets, crashing into house fronts and lamp posts. “The mistake was Non-commissioned officers gre Mexico! When not engaged In running presidents out, she’s busy coger 4 ate SVERY a " the invading army arrived EVERY |qlarmed. GERMAN COURTMAR { eng ‘om in. \ | HALTING ARMY THE EASIEST WAY MAN IN LOUVAIN WAS DIS- |TIALS ARB PROVERBIAL. T@ q ARMED, save themselves the non-comi Plumb’s “Dreadnaught” Axe. $1.50 Plumb steel and double temper insure an axe that is hard and tough and will hold a keen edge. %, Ve. % or %-In. Grey Rubber Cold Water Bibb Washers...... 4 for 5¢; 10 for 1He % Vo, % or %-In. Red Rubber Hot Water Bibb RICA i 2 or 3%-in. Warding File 10¢; % for 256: | doz. Me ROTTERDAM, Sept. 21.—Lack jof food is unquestionably the cause jot the retirement of the German army before Paris toward their base of supplies on the Aisne river. i Appetite Follows TO END DANDRUFF Stop Falling Hair and Itching Scalp ne sure way that never All Weapons Stored “All weapons were marked with the owner's name and stored in the Stradhus, Finding this collection, a Prussian brigadier charged the bur- gomaster with conspiracy to DIS TRIBUTE dangerous weapons! It is on a par with his charge that hausted by thetr battles before Diest sioned officers lHed—claimed that the citizens had organized an at tack “It was 10 o'clock when the re port reached\ headquart: The STAFF HAD BEEN DINING, If an outburst of passion, without am |inquiry, without an investigation of Washers. ‘ 4 for 5¢: 10 for 106 completely . | . . This de-| priests of the cathedral served out|the charges, without an examination hi “cere Nlgrod Pion tibet saat | Good Digestion » this, Just Eenmnninicion from the crypt of St./Of the scene of fighting, the com ot water washers for ho’ p re the most | of plain, or-| peters 7 mander ordered: SN satisfactory and economical. We specialize and give | yt \ ati" ae >, “RAZE THE TOWN!" enough to On August 19 the Prussians en- = ” b ope Pragea Msiliy anaiibea’ indstvea cheats rae EL ER} tered Louvain very quietly, ex-| ,A, Day of Terrible Slaughter “Wednesday, August 26, was appetite and the digestive oraans ; are abused, resulting in a con and Tirlemont. Immediately an|@ay_of terror. GPINNING’S EXTRA PPECIALS gestion of polsonous waste that \Jorder was posted that all arms| “Every one who left the house 10e box Mica Axle Grease ©... 06. .6ceee ee eee clogs. the bowels and causes should be surrendered, or the pos-| Was shot dead, 50c Caldwell Improved Screen Door Check ...., much misery and distress sessor would be shot. “Three hundred civilians were 1%x3 or 4 Wire Flat Head Bright Screws, doz, The most effective remedy to City Under Rule of tron potrallsd and: slaughtered Sama “ : correct this condition ix the com that all ttehing| n Tienan. H 20¢ 5% or 6-in, Extension Strainer «.. _. GETS PASTOR'S O. K. But when the question ts aakeds |? stnation at aimpla laaative hore Ogi ing e scalp will stop] “We now enter upon a period of| “Men and women hostages, hands 19c 6-in. Knife File .......+:ssssersecsencerenes Editor The Star: Tam not a pol-\“Is he honest?” the meaning 4 wih peodih: kuawn.as Dr. Cains tite van pete il bel iron rule, Proclamations came|bound and necks roped together Phone orders delivered on a run. iticlan, but more and more the| "Will all benefited?” Th Witte eaten Pacaias: Tela a f | ‘ 1 a hundred | daly Stood all day in the Place de I’ Unk question is being asked about po- litical candidates is he honest?” This interests me most. No po-| litical party or pre-election prom, ises can help us if the candidate is a dishonest man. When in munict- | pal and county affairs the question) jis asked, “What are fis affilia: tions?” it is largely meant, “Who | Is yours the best looking house will benefit by mn?" jin the block, or the worst? fore, watve our political difference when I state that five years’ per. sonal knowledge urges me, unso-| Heited, to say that Dr. Christensen | is an honest candidate for county! commissioner | REV. B. BE. BERGESEN. | “All carriage and street car must stop. No newspapers. N “FOR EVERY SOLDIER RE- mail nor telegrams should be -|PORTED SHOT, 10 MEN ered, All signal wires were cut,|] WOMEN SUFFERED DEATH, We lived in the midst of alarms—| “At sunset the mayor, police in a maelstrom of rumors. the principal of the universit “An order came that house doors|two professors were publicly | must be left open, curtains raised, | cuted, . a Nghts kept burning. Three times a] “Surfeited with blood lust, n{@ay Prussian search parties in-] war-mad soldiers turned to vaded homes. seeking refugees, | loot.” » | versitie, natural, pleasant-tasting remedy 1415 Fourth 1417 Ave. SPINNING’S CASH STORE OUGEN SHE Shor REPAIR MAN at xpensive, and is all you will need. remedy has never to fall,—Advertisement, ql HM, Monticello, M1 216 Union St.—2 Shope—110 Madison AAO ROM simple known ste “ fc nasal