The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 11, 1914, Page 4

aL AR Shen STAR—FRIDAY, SEPT. 11, 1914. PAGE 4 “Ye3, 1 THOUGHT OF THAT S3, ¥ Av THE TIMGs Bor iF You Dipw'y Ger MIS Name You CAN'T SEND THE UMURCLLA BACK TO Ww HIME ' j . “4 [SOME KIND STRANGER JLENT (1 To MO, BUT 1 DIDN'T 43K HIS MG.” * MeRcy, IT'S RAINING AND I HAVEN'T MY SHOWER STICK U | Diana Dillpickles In Caught in the Rain A 4-Reei ‘Screecher’ Film |ADOLPH NEEDN'T BE TOLD TWICE TO QUIT WORK || REMEMBER ADOLPH, VE Don't ~ Fo | GET OVERTIME ON DISS vORK , || SO VEN DER WHISTLE BLows —— | Quick DROP * WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD ie aa M4 agree — ADOLPH ! DERE GOES DER VHISTLE! bhA-ta- FELLERS, IT 'S A AWFUL TRA-LA-A! MISTAKE TER TRY TER COMPLIMENT A ODIRL BY SAYIN’ DAT HER NEW DRESS MAKES HER LOOK FIVE YEARS YOUNGER, ‘CRUSE BY SAYIN" DAT, YOU INEVITABLY SUGGEST TO HER DAT SHE LOOKED FIVE YEARS QLOFR BEFORE SHE Gor [OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE |CRACKERIACK | 7 | SHOWATTIVOL!] PLAYS There's w nico, fat royalty pald| wrye UNWRITTEN PLAY |by Manager Keating of the Tivol!) Vitagraph drama, ts at the Cl theatre for the Adams, Hogh &|tonight and Saturday. It ts the 0 Ye 38.} 4 sae yeamsan de eee | Howard production, “The Flirting | "tory of an old man's life, worked | Piacien out with the gon of the man who | ' ruined bis life, As a fitting cli-! J But the dainty al comedy| max, the old man is about to shoot ts worth it the young man, when his daugh linea and a rich bunch of comedy THE SEATTLE STAR | | OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE oF wawerarnns| ——e | Telegraph News Service of the Untted Press Association. 1} Entered at Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Ciass Matter. | 250 3x6 STILETTO CABINET SCRAPER BLADE 15¢ Made of French steel. Sale on Scraper Blades ends Sep. tember 21 7-1N. NO. 700 UTICA _COM- BINATION SIDE CUTTING GAS PIPE AND BUTTON WIRE CUTTING PLIER... $1.00 with PHOTO] Al A to six mos. ic a 5 Co. Phone, Main 0400. Private —__—_— mail, out of city, $5 per mon. w d Sy: Shp carrer. okt Dally by The Staf & exch: Corrugated handles, screw driver ends. 2\4-IN. SWIVEL, OSCILAT ING END SCREW CLAMP 10¢, 3 FOR 25¢ 2ieiN. SWIVEL OSCILAT ING END SCREW CLAMP 10¢, 3 FOR 25¢ IN. SAME, 156, 2 FOR 25¢ GIN. SAME ... S46-IN. EXTRA must There's a lot of clever ters the room. are only working out a i explains the young man, her “Lest We Forget” OR many years some of us have been LIVING TOO ‘HIGH. A man lives too high when he spends the bulk of his on things he doesn’t need and doesn’t lay by for he knows he’s bound to need | one-act musical comedion 14 |on ) that has| -M ging a home to buy an auto is an example. =| jcome across the pike for @ long] tres) eemen Aries ee a It’s fine when a fellow can have an auto; but it’s gage | pertod 4 from the iron prong. T Pay for the home first. steak a n this box is “Stanley Har-| It’s also better for the automobile business, for a sane | putting ‘up a crack 4 ler is steadier |the Tivol, “The Flirting Princess Same way with amusements We need play and fun | will be shown today and tomorrow But there is plenty of good fun and play to be had without matinee and evening, and will |) rushing knee-deep into debt and taking our pleasure at the pov © expense of the butcher and the baker. Tonteht, there will be m chorus | Spending more than he earned, never yet made anybody |siris’ contest really happy. Least of all is it good for business. The fewer the Soubtral accounts the safer is business. + The high cost of living would come down very quickly there wasn’t so much senseless cost of high living ’ Now that a great war has shocked us like an icy plunge | and scared us into feeling the need of closer economy, why} | mot take advantage of a passing emergency to turn over a ent new leaf? What's the matter with this as a Safe and Sane Creed I will make my outgo less than my income and lay the difference by, no matter how strongly tempted to “blow” | With @ good-looking chorus and & good-singing one, with s number - “3 Jot catchy songs, with Al Franks|/srommesrt, and the old man, full |and Clementine and Lew Durbar in| Of ,Temorse, Rccepts the young) Joharacter, and Lucile Palmer, with| (a. And. of scourge, they live| pipes, “The Fitrting|**PPUY ever afterwards, js one of the prettiest| NO. 26 YALE NIGHT LATCH.......... iy Se ee Aree oF NO. 83 YALE CYLINDER NIGHT LOCK You get big value in elther one. clase run of |! Keating ts|° jack es show at A sailor smuggle his bunk, ) but In trying to it to the boat, he quarrels with another member of the crew and the ox Is lost overboard in the harbor. Rescued 1415-1417 SPINNING’S SERVICE STORE fourth av. A Menggthe ong wed | OLE HANSON led in King county, Spokane county, Plerce county (EAE from she denthe by A Givel’|—he ran ahead practically everywhere. And he'll do it in November, atthe. Mehte are wx | too. Ole la the man to unite upon to accomplish the defeat of Wesley 4 and the coveted box is | LORIMER Jones, the standpat apologist for a corrupt senator. from view. So he | complete cha Million Dollar Mystery. ing to big crowds at the Colonial theatre, Nearly a Widow Edison Comedy. Hats—Dunlap, Heath, Stetson—Always Right SMART IS THE WORD FOR THE NEW Suits Overcoats eee On Sunday evening at the ropolitan the photo-spectacle, “Ca- | biria,” written and produced by Gabriele D’Annunzio, Italy's foremost tist, will be pre. sented foreign film since Quo Vadis" bas aroused as much interest in America as “Cabiria } A special projecting machine, e patented by the Itala Film com me . ng installed s al orchestra ts to be In a popular scale of prices is an nounced for this engagement Play Oneness ‘The Gold Met I will consider as debts of honor, to be paid first, not what I owe for things I could do without, but what I owe for useful service fairly given. I will not joy-ride till I have paid my debts. We could make the creed a good deal longer; but if that] much gets worked out into daily practice it will be time to} es cet M0 ST A NYTHING. On With the Dance Be Reasonable, Parson EATTLE’S second municipal dance will be held tonight, at Collins S playfield. The first one, on Tuesday night, was more of a suc-| At the First Methodist church a cess than its most enthusiastic boosters hoped it would be, and|newly married couple were recety there is every indication that soon all Seattle will be tripping the light | ing some advice as to their future fantastic to the tune of municipal music. | conduct. The Star is gratified to note the policy of Playgrounds Director! “You must never both get cross Stine, who on Tuesday night reduced the dances to 3 cents, when he| at once; it is the husband's duty to Saw the crowd was of such proportions a surplus would result at the| protect his’ wife, and a wife must Geent rate. |love and obey her hus! and fol When The Star first took up the campaign for municipal dance |low him wherever he goes. halls on the 5-cent basis, it had in mind the Lesch! pavilion, operation| “But, sir,” pleaded the young of which would entail necessarily heavier expense than the playfield | bride. houses. | “Tl haven't finished yet,” remarked Success to the municipal dance and its directors! “She must’ Fapidiy—with the 3. t schedule prevailing! sir, can't you alter ron, it is a wholesome, clean amusement My husband ts a Vitagraph Drama. A Typographical “You,” he said, “I think you might Error ’ : fe current of I don’t fancy i will be missed Sein Gatssis Oiamed. |{ion Dolter ee; o-e For the Cause Hearst-Selig Pictorial,” and “The Quickness in repartee has been Blograph Drama. a George Ade com » Devil's Dansant,” a so clety drama; "Pathe's Weekly News.” . eee A Until Saturday Night 2 »graphical Error,” Selic drama; ‘or the Cause,” Blograph drama The Unwritt Play,” Vi. |tagraph drama ‘Nearly a Widow,” Edtson comedy | > Colonial Until Saturday Night “The Elusive Treasure Box,” the “The Mil “Getting I drank a glassful of salt water b+ yesterday, fresh from the sea, and, d’you know, I really think I derived relief from it, I wonder,” he added, “do you think I might take a second glass? His host hesitated for a while Then Raincoats Just in From New York and London for the young man and the who Style man stays young. Ri . ° ich Dignity Be it sack suit, made loose or form-fitting, cutaway for afternoon, or full dress for evening. See the new English suits with the soft roll collars, and the Semi-English—styles that are all the go. Tartan checks—the latest thing—novelty plaids and pencil stripes—black and white, blue and white, olive, gray and brown mixtures—regular or patch pockets. There’s snap and go to the new Overcoats and Rain- coats, with Balmacaan (Cravenetted) coats a big favorite. They're beauties—green, gray, brown and novelty mixtures. CLOTHING PRICES $16.50 TO $40.00 installment My: May it spread | the clergyman With the city as chap-| “But, please, |that last part? postman. {Band Leader,” Vitagraph comedy credited to Paderewsk!, A gentle | with Wallie Van man once introduced the pianist to | oe me the champion polo player of England Grand Until Saturday Night and added “Life and ‘Travels in Alaska “You are both leaders of your sep. | five parts, and a Keystone comedy py ggasi Pcs Sa they are. oe 6 of course, very different.” ‘i Pe ng Melbourne Until Saturday Night Not #0 very different,” quickly ; “Tho 1 »m01 responded the great pianist, “My Ballard at the Piano . : ~ . “. mew aie 2a Wee hon | new friend is a dear soul who pl a pa gg poeedy, and No; with his creditors who were pre be ots Whasena pot — ~ | Around the World," comedy, and | pushing him. His wife has money.” | 2010 Tam a dear Pole who Ja hand-colored scenic a wit plays solo.”—Christian Register. The Best Show in Seattle ie 8 Perhaps He Might | eee (First Run) and only Mission Until Saturday Night Jones was one of those people| A good one ts told on J. Allen, 1 “The Better Man,” a drama who always have, or think they|lawyer with a bossy way that Is FIVE CENTS carte have, something serious the matter| highly successful with the modest Alask Until Sat: hy with them Jand retiring kind of a witness. SAtop of the “World® Neverly Recently he went down to atay| Coughing in his best professiona CL A ss IDobbs’ Alaskan’ pletures | ° : se. for the conservative ROBERTS, THE SLUGGER. Do you want him for sheriff? | Pa | €. 8. PALMER, one of the 13 trai tors In the legislature, who re-| neged on his pledge in order to vote for Levi Ankeny, the money-bag senator, in 1903, is running for the senate again In the 47th district. He should be swatted good and plenty. Evening Old Scores dresser. say he married her to get “Th aqu ‘With some sweetheart whom he quarreled, eh?” with | AND SICKELS, the incompetent and extravagant, should be kicked out In November. Let all the forces combine to get rid of this remnant of the Hamilton ring. CLARK SQUIRE GETS DUCKING Clark Squire, The Star's Uni-| It about a fire, Clark said Versity of Washington correspond. !0 his story he was afraid they'd ent, has come back to town. Clark |S*t the fire ont before the fire de A few days after his arrival he|and commenced was walking along the beach with| Now, air,” he sald flercely, “the hin host, when suddenly he re.| first question I have to ask you 1s marked with a friend at Moclips | manner, ho glared at the little man Alhambra Until Sunday Night Traffic odrama. in Souls,” six-part mel partment arrived. He timed the will be a student again this year | tire jaddies with a stop watch, and} they were exactly minutes ar. riving. fn. the university's journalism de. ent. YOUNG MAN “No.” | | | : | Have you ever beon a bankrupt?” | | “T really must warn you to be ing the summer he worked on the Olympic Leader, at Port An geles, and, while there, wrote many, many stories, some clever, fome witty, some humorous, and fome funny. Also, just some stories. There was one story alar— A few days later there was al big forest fire, and Clark was Johnny-on-the-Spot, with his penctt and pad, The brave, though not speedy, fire laddies saw him. They had read his story. They turned thelr great, big hose on our Clark and drenched him from head foot THE SHOE REPAIR MAN } 216 Union St.—-2 Shops—110 Madison in partic v4 | t to learn . STEAM ING Mend for naw cat SEATTLE ENGINEERING SCHOOL o SELECT DANCING PARTIES HJPPODROME Fifth and University Clean Amusement jmedike Surroundings PIECE UNION ORCHESTRA Competent _Danoiny | careful, sir. Do you mean to say |that you have never at any tlme {1 your career stopped payment?” “Ah, T thought you would recon sider that statement! Now, wil’ you please tell the Jury when {1 was that you did stop payment?” When I had patd everybody, of purse!" | The Wise House Hunter jhunts her house at home. She reads STAR “FOR RENT” * | RESIDENCE THEATRES |? At the Home Until | “Enmeshed by two-part | draw Animated Weekly 129, topleal; “Lost in the comedy Sunday Studio,” oe | “Into the Wilderness, drama; “Mike and Jake three-part us Pugil suffrage and representa negroes in congress on dorsed by natio conven ton at Philadelphia, THEATRE No, | | } At the Pleasant Hour Until Sunday | Benjamin and Society Brand clothes—Burberry (Lon- Perfect in fit, workmanship, trimmings. “VALUES TELL” —IT’Ss— den) Coats,