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_ Welcome News About Judge Frater “on, Were Cones THT Diana Dillpickles In He'S So A 4-Ree, | ‘Screecher’ |; Film ae NOW SHIPPING CLERK, STAR—TUESDAY, SEPT. 8, 1914, PAGE 4. “MORNING, BRIGHT GYeS, t3 Te coasr CLEAR ¢" “ABsowwrey? *—THON SOME MORE OP UB TOOK IN HE ROLOR COASTER, pAND THEN We DANCED. MY, DOLL, YOU WANT T TRY THAY DANCING FLOoR, , WHY, INDEED _. Miss Chart—That patient in No. 6 ts still unconscious. Dr. Smart—Well, you'd better (THE SEATTLE STAR’ OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSrArens ‘Telegraph News Service of the United Presse Association. Entered at Seattle, Wash, Postoffice a» Second-Class Matter, ‘By mail, out of efty, 85 per mon. u! to six mos; stx mos. $1.9 $2.28 carrier, city, 25¢ a month Co. Phos. Main 0400. Privat apes Sele tz She Sar Futtehing Oo. Fhose. i ie “Cheaper to Save Than to Kill HURCH statistics show that it costs about $1,000 to convert a man to belief in the Christian way of living. Political statistics, on the other hand, show that it costs $20,000 (some authorities say $25,000) to kill a man in that during the past third of a century the lead- of human activity in Europe had taken the money they into getting ready to kill people and put it, instead, getting ready to save them—that is to say, had put it into 0 churches, missions and into setting personal ex- ss of practiced Christianity. Don’t you think the world would have gotten further ? imply as an investment, wouldn't the alternative have id itself the better? Perhaps Europe will swing toward it on the rebound 's Up to YOU! Go and Vote One more word before the polis close. Remember this—the gang is never scared by a little rain. He goes to the polls and LET NO GUILTY FLY ESCAPE : HILL A MILLION PLIES NOW, s ADOLPH, UND YoU DON'T | HAF To KILL HORE LU | NEXT VINTER! 77> Mantis Ve q “é DB " »* ‘The lighter the vote today, the better it is for the Hamilton The lighter the vote, the better it is for the enemies of Ole Han | gon. The lighter the vote, the better it is for the enemies of Fred C ia for prosecutor. The lighter the vote, the better it is for Sickles, _ the incompetent and extravagant county clerk and the impossible Wil gon R.Gay. The lighter the vote, the better It is for Congressman “God r, Co ! Humphrey. _ Tt Iles within your power, voters of King county, to perpetuate ring ‘the results will be satisfactory, The danger lies tn a small vote, for gang politicians never fatl to vote. Their full strength will be out ‘today, rain or no rain. Do your duty, voters. Go to the polls and vote. The Star is glad to learn that the report from Des Moines, Wash., to the effect that Judge Frater took the stump for Wilson R. Gay for Prosecutor, is incorrect. The fact is that Judge Frater’s son, John Frater, was tho spell- binder, and not Judge Frater. The Star 1s glad to make the correction It ts glad to know that the superior court has not besmirched Itself in petty politics in any such public manner as was indicated in the first Yeport. PROGRESSIVES SHOULD remember to vote for precinct commit- en. Write in the names. These precinct men and women are to 0 delegates to the county convention, and perhaps to the state conven- ‘too. OLE HANSON, a reali progressive. Wesley LORIMER Jones, a Peal standpatter. With those two in the final contest, there cannot be any mistake as to the result. The issues would be sharp and distinct. Hanson is not a middie-ground and “skim-milk” progress! JUDGE GAY should be beaten. He’ @ rottenest possible choice for prosecutor. if the Se grata nominate Fred C. Brown and the progressives nominate Ai Lundin, the county will be reasonably certain of a good man in the final election. SAYS LADY FRANCES BALFOUR, London suffragist: to fight with many beasts, and the worst of them Is the press.” mad because newspapers give space to news of real war in: suffraget kind. FIPTY BRITISH sporting papers have suspended publication. Bome say 'tis because of the war, but maybe It’s because their baseball teams aren't winning. “FACE POWDER is Going Up,” says a headline. ‘ways going up, and on, Sure! It's al- ANYHOW, BOYCOTTING high-priced druge will detract public fage from the gentle hen. IT MIGHT be called the ar of the Cousins,” since King George Se first cousin to both kaiser and czar. their houses, so that the autos could get at ‘em. 4 BETTER WOULD it have been had civilization done Ie: of the fly and more swatting of the war germ. BEWARE OF eleventh-hour campaign Iles. THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union St—-2 Shope—110 Madison HOUGEN LAM GETTING DEM 9 UN 10 ATACLIP! Tee ~ Hee IT'S A REGULAR ARMAGEDDON *! Wer, 1’ Come To GARGaGES Pac 2 GOING To Keer THIS HOUSE DUMP THEM INTO THE ™ UNDERSTUD| OF ALEC HERE A second edition of Alec Mo Nab is in Seattle today. He is Capt. Elliott La Zier Fullerton, newspaperman, sol- dier, diplomat, mariner At wanderer. conaul’s office In Vancouver, B.C. Notable in the events of Capt. Fullerton’s career is the fact that for four years he safled the seas with Capt. Alec McLean, hero of Jack London's “Sea Wolf,” whore body was found in False creek, Vancouver, last week Fullerton saw service in the Rus- sian army, during the Russo-Jap. anese war, and can talk Russian in a way that would deceive the czar, He also was an officer in the Mexican army, during one of its many wars, and quit only when pursued to the coast by a squad of armed citizenry, which had become wrought up because he refused to wed a Mexican senorita they had picked out for him. Fullerton was on the staff of the San Francisco Bulletin at the time of the earthquake, and was several months on the Vancouver Sun, be. ginning work there when that pub. Heation started, and resigning to assume his new duties with the Russian consul. Movie War News Starts a Riot CHICAGO, Sept. 8—A big State street “movie” theatre was the scene of a skirmish of the Buropean war last night. When the pictures of the Belgian king bidding his army farewell were thrown on the screen, a German contingent raised & cry and hissed. Others in the audience resented this and a free-for-all fight began, which was quickly put down by ush- era and musicians. |THREE SERVIAN NISH, Sept. § to extend invasions of Provinces of Slavonia, Herzegovina. crown prince, crossed intertor, Herzegovina. trian possession. have been fostering The plan now, however, ly to wrest the provinces from Aus Servian agentes | ARMIES ON MOVE Three Servian armies are on the move, with a viev the Austria: » Bosnia and The Slavonian force, under the the Save riv. er Monday at Mitrovicza, and war advancing today rapidly and prac tically without opposition into the In Bosnia there has al ready been Servian raiding, and the Montenegrins have been active tn etual revolutionary sentiment in both provinces, Stop to consider ture ‘aging, mai-nutrition, every pi hateful wrink! easily and hai dissolving an ounce of po In @ half ph © lott as immediately th and fresh as in youth. ment. what Wrinkles and sagginess of skin. Prem; effectually and baggine slensly aasomplished by and sag is affected at once —Adverti _ What Causes Wrinkles? it used tomit ain that to tighten the * it fit the face perfectly in wdered saxolite f witch hasel and using jon DANCING HIPPODROME Fifth and 0) imiverstty. 10-plece Union Orchestra. Dancing Taught by Teachers, Competent BULL BROS. Jusi Printers 1013 THIRD @AIN 1043 ARIE POLLED I 288 AME OHRT H DEAR. ME, ADOLPH, You WASS CONVERTING DER PLACE INTO A REGULAR. SHAMBLES ! One On Father Once upon a time daughter found an old love letter that father had written to mother when they were courting. Dangh- ter copied the letter, signed a man's name to it, and matled it to herself. Then she showed it to father, and he nearly busted a lung denouncing the dog-wazalod, ding-busted, fat-headed idiot who would dare write such a mess of silly, sickening hogwash to any girl, eee Pollte, but Pointed A stern parish priest had is sued to his people a command against dancing, believing it to be a device of the devil A few of the young people diso- beyed and attended a dance given at @ neighboring town. Finally tt reached the ears of the cleric, who, meeting one of the culprits in the street one morn- ing, sald, in a stern votce: “Good morning, child of the devil!” “Good morning, father!" smil- ingly answered the pretty mise. . Difficult Feat Mrs. Jones went shopping one afternoon, accompanied by her husband, and as they emerged from @ store after a busy seance hubby noticed that mother waan't acting naturally. 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